The following is a list of all the first spoken lines of dialogue by all the characters in the Homestar Runner universe.
| Character
| Line
| Cartoon
|
| Homestar Runner
| "These are some great marshmallows, eh, Pom Pom?"
| Marshmallow's Last Stand
|
| Strong Bad
| "Oh, look at the babies eating their marshmallows"
| Marshmallow's Last Stand
|
| Coach Z
| "Hey, what's the praeblem there, Homestar?"
| In Search of the Yello Dello (Old Version)
|
| Bubs
| "Hot DOG!"
| A Jumping Jack Contest
|
| Strong Sad
| "Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous"
| In Search of the Yello Dello (Old Version)
|
| Marzipan
| "{singing} La la la la la la la… La la la la"
| The Reddest Radish
|
| Strong Mad
| "I AM STRONG BAD!"
| A Jumping Jack Contest
|
| The King of Town
| "My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!"
| The King of Town (Olde Version)
|
| The Poopsmith
| "{singing} 200 sbemails, exhausting just to think about"
| Email email thunder
|
| Homsar
| "Uhdyeah, what ees eht, Stwong Baaaaayaad?"
| Email homsar
|
| Senor Cardgage
| "Thank you, ma'am, would you care for a slice of gum?"
| Email kind of cool (Easter egg)
|
| Marshie
| "'Sup fools, I'm Marshie"
| Meet Marshie
|
| Nibbles
| "Sorry, Marshie, but it's my birfday. I'm one years old."
| Email bottom 10
|
| Gel-arshie
| "I'M AN ABOMINATION!"
| Email winter pool
|
| The Announcer
| "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The War for the Star"
| Marshmallow's Last Stand
|
| The Yello Dello
| "Geez, whaddya think her problem was?"
| In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version
|
| That Little Chef Guy
| "Pizza for you... Kingy-ding?"
| The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
|
| The Knight
| "Have you tried..."
| The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
|
| The Blacksmith
| "Have you tried..."
| The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
|
| The Cleric
| "Have you tried..."
| The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
|
| Drive-Thru Whale
| "Would you like to try a combo meal?"
| Drive-Thru
|
| Mr Bland
| "Ok. This is going really well."
| Strongest Man in the World
|
| Señor
| "Oh, no, boy. I havin' a little trouble!"
| Strongest Man in the World
|
| The Grape Fairie
| "All right, youse {incomprehensible} brains, listen up smart. I start yas each off with like twenty grapes."
| Strongest Man in the World
|
| The Umpire
| " All right, gentlemen, dukes up! It's one-potato-two-potato see who gets first pick!"
| Kick-A-Ball
|
| F-Sack
| "Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had named me Horse Giblets."
| Flash is Dead! (Easter egg)
|
| Humidibot
| "Hey, Strong Bad! I'm Humidibot!"
| Fan Costumes 2015
|
| Anew App
| "I got a new app!"
| Decemberweenvent Calendar (Day 24)
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