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| + | :''"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see [[A Jorb Well Done]]''. | ||
| + | :''"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see [[Career Day]]''. | ||
The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently. | The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently. | ||
==Known occupations== | ==Known occupations== | ||
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|[[Homestar Runner]] | |[[Homestar Runner]] | ||
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| - | *Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]) | + | *Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jorb Well Done]], [[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]) |
| - | *[[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]]) | + | *[[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[dullard]], [[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]]) |
*News anchor ([[Main Page 11]]) | *News anchor ([[Main Page 11]]) | ||
*Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]]) | *Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]]) | ||
| - | *Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]]) | + | *Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[anything]]) |
*Bunmaker ([[disconnected]]) | *Bunmaker ([[disconnected]]) | ||
*Pitchman ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]) | *Pitchman ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]) | ||
| - | *[[Homestarmy]] Colonel ([[army]], [[more armies]]) | + | *[[Homestarmy]] Colonel ([[army]], [[more armies]], [[Strong Badia the Free]]) |
*Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]]) | *Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]]) | ||
*Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]) | *Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]) | ||
| - | *[[Crazy Go Nuts University]] mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]]) | + | *[[Crazy Go Nuts University]] mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]], [[On Break]]) |
| + | *Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]]) | ||
| + | *Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]) | ||
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|[[Pom Pom]] | |[[Pom Pom]] | ||
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| - | *Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]) | + | *Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]) |
| - | *Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]]) | + | *Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]], [[independent]]) |
*"Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]]) | *"Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]]) | ||
| + | *Mascot ([[On Break]]) | ||
| + | *Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]]) | ||
| + | *Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]) | ||
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|[[Strong Bad]] | |[[Strong Bad]] | ||
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*News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]]) | *News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]]) | ||
*Investigative reporter ([[interview]]) | *Investigative reporter ([[interview]]) | ||
| - | * | + | *[[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]], [[On Break]]) |
*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]]) | *Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]]) | ||
*Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]]) | *Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]]) | ||
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*Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]]) | *Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]]) | ||
*Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]]) | *Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]]) | ||
| + | *Health Inspector ([[Donut Unto Others]]) | ||
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|[[The Cheat]] | |[[The Cheat]] | ||
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*Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]]) | *Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]]) | ||
*Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]]) | *Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]]) | ||
| - | *Drummer ([[Cool Things]]) | + | *Drummer ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]) |
*Commando ([[army]]) | *Commando ([[army]]) | ||
| - | *Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]]) | + | *Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia the Free]]) |
*Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]]) | *Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]]) | ||
| + | *Actor ([[more armies]]) | ||
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|[[Marzipan]] | |[[Marzipan]] | ||
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| - | *Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]]) | + | *Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]], [[Career Day]]) |
| - | *Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]]) | + | *Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]) |
| + | *Actress ([[being mean]]) | ||
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|[[Strong Mad]] | |[[Strong Mad]] | ||
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| - | *Bassist ([[Cool Things]]) | + | *Bassist ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]) |
| - | *Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]) | + | *Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]]) |
*Bouncer ([[nightlife]]) | *Bouncer ([[nightlife]]) | ||
| + | *Actor ([[being mean]]) | ||
| + | *Security Guard ([[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free]]) | ||
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|[[Strong Sad]] | |[[Strong Sad]] | ||
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| - | *Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]]) | + | *Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]], [[independent]]) |
*Temp ([[from work]]) | *Temp ([[from work]]) | ||
| - | *Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]]) | + | *Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]]) |
*Violinist ([[Quality Time]]) | *Violinist ([[Quality Time]]) | ||
| + | *Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]]) | ||
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|[[Coach Z]] | |[[Coach Z]] | ||
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*Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]]) | *Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]]) | ||
*Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]]) | *Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]]) | ||
| - | *[[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]]) | + | *[[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]], [[On Break]]) |
| + | *Actor ([[being mean]]) | ||
| + | *Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]]) | ||
| + | *Policeman ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]) | ||
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|[[Bubs]] | |[[Bubs]] | ||
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*Concession stand owner/operator | *Concession stand owner/operator | ||
| + | *Professional handyman ([[12:00]]) | ||
*ISP operator ([[isp]]) | *ISP operator ([[isp]]) | ||
*The Office IT Professional ([[from work]]) | *The Office IT Professional ([[from work]]) | ||
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*TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]]) | *TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]]) | ||
*Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]]) | *Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]]) | ||
| - | *Bartender ([[nightlife]]) | + | *Bartender ([[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia The Free]]) |
*Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]]) | *Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]]) | ||
| + | *Videlectrician ([[Baddest of the Bands]]) | ||
| + | *Veterinarian ([[Best Caper Ever]]) | ||
| + | *Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]]) | ||
| + | *[[Questionable Services|Questionable]] Medical Coverage Provider ([[Donut Unto Others]]) | ||
| + | *Sketch artist ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]) | ||
| + | *Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]) | ||
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|[[The King of Town]] | |[[The King of Town]] | ||
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*King | *King | ||
*Food marketer | *Food marketer | ||
| - | *Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[ | + | *Star of a comic strip ''(temporary)'' ([[old comics]]) |
| + | *Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]]) | ||
*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]]) | *Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]]) | ||
| + | *Teacher ([[being mean]]) | ||
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|[[Homsar]] | |[[Homsar]] | ||
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*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]]) | *7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]]) | ||
| - | *Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]]) | + | *Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]]) |
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|[[Marshie]] | |[[Marshie]] | ||
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*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]]) | *Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]]) | ||
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]]) | *Radio drama narrator ([[radio]]) | ||
| + | *Entrepreneur ([[2 emails]]) | ||
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|[[Senor Cardgage]] | |[[Senor Cardgage]] | ||
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*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]]) | *Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]]) | ||
*Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]]) | *Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]]) | ||
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|[[Vector Strong Bad]] | |[[Vector Strong Bad]] | ||
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*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]]) | *Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]]) | ||
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| - | |[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[ | + | |[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[That Little Chef Guy]] |
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*Servants to [[The King of Town]] | *Servants to [[The King of Town]] | ||
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]] | *Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]] | ||
| + | *Characters in a TV show ([[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]) | ||
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|[[Frank Bennedetto]] | |[[Frank Bennedetto]] | ||
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*Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]] | *Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]] | ||
| - | *Spokesperson for [[Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]) | + | *Spokesperson for [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], [[Pistols For Pandas]]) |
*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]]) | *Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]]) | ||
| + | *Spokesperson for halloweensafety.gov ([[Halloween Safety]]) | ||
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| + | | [[Litigation Jackson]] | ||
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| + | *Movie Star ([[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[rampage]]) | ||
| + | *Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]) | ||
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| + | {{stub}} | ||
[[Category:Activity running gags]] | [[Category:Activity running gags]] | ||
Revision as of 23:40, 6 April 2017
- "Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see A Jorb Well Done.
- "Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see Career Day.
The occupations of many Free Country, USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
Known occupations
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