Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from House of Strong in Homestar Ruiner.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Marzipan
When Strong Bad gets close
- MARZIPAN: Flowers and petals and thorns and nettles!
- MARZIPAN: Hmmm...
- MARZIPAN: Tra-la-la la-la.
- MARZIPAN: Ah, much better!
- MARZIPAN: Maybe over here...
- MARZIPAN: That looks good!
Marzipan
- STRONG BAD: Hey!
Marzipan → Party
- STRONG BAD: I heard an ugly rumor that there's going to be a party here and I'm not invited.
- MARZIPAN: Oh, that's not a rumor...
- STRONG BAD: Good.
- MARZIPAN: It's a cold hard fact.
- STRONG BAD: {stutters} Buh-wha— Why?
- MARZIPAN: Do you remember what happened the last time I invited you to a party?
- {cut to party scene in Marzipan's backyard. Strong Bad stands on the roof, wearing a black Limozeen T-shirt, with an eyepatch and a pink headband}
- STRONG BAD: Behold! I am lord Barglebroth, come for your souls! All will kneel before my style!
- MARZIPAN: Look out!
- {low grunting noise; Strong Bad takes a flying leap off the roof in slow motion}
- EVERYONE: Ieeee!
- {partygoers scatter, cut to sidew view of cake, Strong Bad flies into the frame at full speed}
- {abrupt cut back to present day}
- STRONG BAD: No, not really.
- MARZIPAN: That figures.
- STRONG BAD: I still don't see why I can't come to your stupid party that I hate.
- MARZIPAN: Well, I was willing, but Homestar said no way. Parenthetically, I don't think he likes you very much.
Marzipan → Marzipan → Angel
- STRONG BAD: {patronizingly} Did you make all these decorations?
- MARZIPAN: That's so sweet of you to ask. Why yes, all of these party decorations were hand-crafted by me, myself, and I. I grew the bamboo for the tiki torches in my underground terrarium, ground the paint pigments for the victory banner from a variety of rose petals in my garden, and completed a three-week course in iron working at the local community college so I could hand-smelt the cute little Homestar float over there.
- STRONG BAD: Wow! That was a lotta words!
- STRONG BAD: Did you do something different with your hair? I can't even smell it from here.
- MARZIPAN: Why yes, thank you for noticing. I've added just a little bit of muskrat seat to my usual mixture of Henna and flaxseed oil. I know what you're thinking: what about the increased viscosity and split ends you usually get with muskrats? Well here's the secret: free-range muskrats! It's amazing how much high-quality sweat you can get out of a muskrat when it's being raised in a loving and stress-free environment.
- STRONG BAD: Yeah. Amazing.
Marzipan → Marzipan → Devil
- STRONG BAD: Nice dorkorations, Marzipan!
- MARZIPAN: Hey, I've been working on those for a week.
- STRONG BAD: Weak is right, maybe you should have tried working on them for a strong. {stifles laughter}
- MARZIPAN: Ugh. Go away, Strong Bad.
- STRONG BAD: Is there something different about you today?
- MARZIPAN: Why yes—
- STRONG BAD: Because I can't... really... make anything out... the sheen off your oily forehead... it's too blinding!
- MARZIPAN: I don't like to use the word "hate," so I use the word "chonk." I really chonk you Strong Bad. I chonk you with the passion of a thousand exploding whales.
Marzipan → Homestar
- STRONG BAD: I can't believe you're throwing such a big party for such a small brain.
- MARZIPAN: Who? Oh yeah, Homestar. Well I was just planning to throw a big party celebrating my award-winning organic vegetable garden, but no one seemed to want to come to that, so I added Homestar into the mix, and now everyone's coming!
- STRONG BAD: {coughs}
- MARZIPAN: Almost everyone.
- STRONG BAD: Thank you.
- STRONG BAD: So this "Homestar Victory Party" is just an excuse to show off your garden?
- MARZIPAN: It's more like one of the universes happy synchronicities... like when a whale eats a fisherman, or you walk into a wall...
- STRONG BAD: Hey, I only did that twice!
Marzipan → Hedge
- STRONG BAD: That shrub out front looks like it's made out of the ugly sticks that someone beat it with.
- MARZIPAN: Isn't it just the saddest thing you've ever seen? I'd trim it, but my hedge shears are in the shop.
- STRONG BAD: The hedge-shears fixing shop?
- MARZIPAN: Well, Bubs' Concession Stand, but he like to call it a "shop."
- STRONG BAD: So your shears are over at Bubs', right?
- MARZIPAN: As far as I know.
Marzipan → Snake Boxer
- STRONG BAD: Homestar tells me that you've got my Snake Boxer 5 manual.
- MARZIPAN: Oh yeah. I was going to use it in my Homestar float.
- STRONG BAD: {screaming} Arrgh!
- MARZIPAN: Not to worry, I gave the manual to Coach Z. He like to look at the pictures.
Marzipan → Cancel
- STRONG BAD: Hey, look at the invisible time. Bye Now.
- MARZIPAN: Bye Strong Bad!
- STRONG BAD: Hey, I just remembered I'm here talking to you. I gotta leave!
- MARZIPAN: Hmph!
- STRONG BAD: Well, this has been a little slice of torture, but I've gotta run.
- MARZIPAN: Good riddance to bad karma.
Balloons
- When Marizpan is home
- MARZIPAN: Don't touch the balloons, do you know how hard it is to find eco-friendly mylar?
- When Marizpan is not home
- STRONG BAD: {singing} Takin' Marzipan's balloons, and I don't know why...
- STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad floats a few feet in the air} Whoah! These are some pretty powerful baloons! I feel like I'm walkin' on the moon with these things!
Front Door
- When Marizpan is home
- {Strong Bad rings doorbell}
- MARZIPAN: {camera zooms out, showing back of house} I'm back here, Strong Bad.
- {Strong Bad rings doorbell}
- MARZIPAN: {camera zooms out, showing back of house} I said I'm back here, Strong Bad.
- STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, I forgot already.
- {Strong Bad rings doorbell}
- MARZIPAN: {camera zooms out, showing back of house} Knock it off Strong Bad.
- STRONG BAD: Bwah-ha-ha
- {Strong Bad rings doorbell}
- MARZIPAN: {camera zooms out, showing back of house} Grrr...
- When Marizpan is not home
- STRONG BAD: Hmm. No one's home. It's almost as if an evil genius had lured her away from her house or something.
Welcome Mat
- STRONG BAD: Marzipan's welcome mat is where people leave all kindsa stuff, like bottles of freshly squeezed soy milk, underground newspapers, and on special occasions, flaming sacks of crap...
- STRONG BAD: The mat says "welcome," but Marzipan's made it clear that doesn't apply to me.
Loose Dirt (front, top)
- When Marizpan is home
- STRONG BAD: Hey, where'd your stupid ficus go? I was gonna pee on it!
- MARZIPAN: I've temporarily transplanted Credenza indoors so that he won't get trampled or peed on by clumsy partygoers.
- When Marizpan is not home
- STRONG BAD: There's usually a dumb-looking ficus here. How it's just a patch of loose soiil.
- STRONG BAD: It's a... patch of dirt. Yup.
Loose Dirt (others)
- STRONG BAD: That's some of the loosest soil I've ever seen. Not that I spend a lot of my time staring at soil or anything. But man! So loose!
Hedge
- STRONG BAD: I don't know much about shrubbery, but I know an unclipped, red-headed step-hedge when I see one.
- STRONG BAD: That hedge is having a serious bad twig day.
Onion Patch
- Mmm, ripe stinky onions. I'd better pick a few in case I need to make an emergency stew later on or somethin'.
- The rest of these onions need a few more weeks to blossom into their full stinky potential.
Gazebo
- When Marizpan is home
- STRONG BAD: Victory for Homestar Garden Party. Talk about a counting your armless chickens before they hatch...
- MARZIPAN: I like to think of it as positive thinking. If I can visualize Homestar winning the race, then he will win the race.
- STRONG BAD: You're about to make me start positive puking.
- MARZIPAN: I visualized that yesterday.
- STRONG BAD: You know, it kinda sorta looks like this party is more about showing off your garden than celebrating Homestar's unlikely racing prowess.
- MARZIPAN: Don't be silly, Strong Bad. I'd never put the needs of my rhododendrons, marigolds, and okra above those of, ummm —
- STRONG BAD: Homestar.
- MARZIPAN: Right, Homsar.
- STRONG BAD: Little does Marzipan know that I, Strong Bad, will in fact be the one who will be winning the race. With my feet. Mwah-ha-ha-ha.
- MARZIPAN: What?
- STRONG BAD: Oh, nothing.
- When Marizpan is not home
- STRONG BAD: This banner will say "Congratulations, Strong Bad" by the end of the day, mark my words. Unless Strong Mad makes it, in which case it'll probably say "Contagulate, Stong Bad"... but still, seriously, mark them.
Float
- When Marizpan is home
- STRONG BAD: Whoah, that is one seriously ginormous version of Homestar.
- MARZIPAN: Do you like it? The paper is made from 100% vegetable products from my prize-winning organic garden.
- STRONG BAD: I always suspected Homestar was a big vegetable.
- STRONG BAD: How come Homewad gets a float?
- MARZIPAN: Because he's my boyfriend. This week, anyway.
- When Marizpan is not home
- STRONG BAD: That's Marzipan's immense veggie-table paper maché representation of Homestar's stupid head.
- STRONG BAD: I can't believe that Homestar gets an entire poorly-made float... or that his stupid head is so much bigger than mine.
Cell Phone → Marzipan
- When Marizpan is home
- STRONG BAD: Only an amateur tries to make a prank phone call while standing within earshot of the prankee.
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