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Numbered Disks
Various technology-based elements of Homestar Runner mention numbered floppy disks, usually by referring to "Disk x of y". In keeping with other themes of outdated technology, this refers to terminology used by software distributed on floppy disks or CD-ROMs. Larger programs would require the use of multiple disks; for instance, operating systems requiring multiple disks for installation or a game requiring the user to remove and replace the current disk to progress to the next part of the game.
The original floppy disk version of LucasArts game The Secret of Monkey Island infamously prompted players to insert nonexistent disks numbered #22, #47, and #114 during a joke scene.
Appearances
- Email current status — The Floppy Disk Container contains a disk marked "loom disk 1 of 24". Loom was actually released on six 5.25" disks or three 3.5" disks, not 24.
- Peasant's Quest — The URL for the page is homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.
- Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque — The web version's loading screen prompts the player to "Insert Disk 5".
- Diskette — The video's Twitter caption is "Skills of an Artist - PC/CGA - Disk 1 of 17".
- Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12 — The video series uses the same numbers as the Peasant's Quest filename.
- Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate — The Index Page announcement's page title reads "Please Insert Disk Tri of Ungulate!"
[[Category:Video game references]]
Tacos
Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
Appearances
- Email 50 Emails — One of Homestar Runner's failed attempts at DELETED is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
- Email caper — The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
- Email rough copy — Strong Bad pays The Cheat in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who Coach Z apparently has a rivalry with.
- Homestar repeats this gag in Halloween Hide & Seek.
- Email pop-up — Strong Bad changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad salad, and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
- Donut Unto Others — When Bubs points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — The Drive-Thru Whale advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". Dangeresque has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
- 8-Bit is Enough — Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
- Hremail 7 — One of the flavors of melonade is Taco Explosion.
- Disk 4 of 12 - World Games — When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
- Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Triungulate version) — In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.
See Also
[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]
Words Ending in -o
- In Search of the Yello Dello — The most rare and beautiful bird is called the Yello Dello.
- Homestar Runner Presents: Presents — Homestar calls Strong Bad "Strong-o Bad-o".
- Email lady fan — Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his buttweesimo.
- Punkin Stencils — Homestar calls The Jolly Dumple Tongue-o Drippo.
- Blubb-O's Commercial — The name of the fast food restaurant is called Blubb-O's.
- Halloween Safety — Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is Ina-Pro-Pro.
- The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods — The Homestar Runner's gulps as gulpo and gulpamundo.
- Halloween Hijinks — Strong Bad suggests that the King of Town dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a no-brain-o.
- Fan 'Stumes 2021 — Deflato-head Strong Bad and decapitato-head Strong Sad each sold separately.
- Fan 'Stumes 2022 — Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is Provisional Accept-o and Roboto Accept-o.
- Decemberweenvent Calendar —
- On the page for day 3, Strong Bad's hands are labeled "Left-O" and "Right-O".
- Strong Bad refers to the calendar as Disappointo. Strong Sad remarks that he thought he was Disappointo.
- Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque —
- The Wingzz Hutt offers Facemelto sauce.
- If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will fake-o solve-o The Chief's case-o first. The Chief replies that he loves queso.
- Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom — Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like Ms. Chlorino taught in the pool.
- Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser —
- A generic error message is Loopto Rodoopto.
- The statue with two shields is named Homestarmero Duplicishield.
- The Show: Ween Edition — Homestar Runner's check is notarized by someone named Name-O Sign-O.
- Front Facing – The bubble in the top right of the Main Page 3 Easter egg says face-o fronto.
[[Category:Word running gags]]
The King of Town's Health Problems
The King of Town is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
- Some Stupid Turkey — The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
- Halloween Fairstival — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
- Halloween Potion Ma-Jig — He and the Poopsmith are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
- Email more armies — The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
- [[Strong Badia the Free] — The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
- Email retirement — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
- Email record book — The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
- Email unnatural — When King Bubsgonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
- Email fan club — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of whatsit. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
- Which Ween Costumes? — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
- Fan 'Stumes 2020 — Marshie encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
- Halloween Hide & Seek — His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
- Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser — Perducci tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
- The Show: Ween Edition — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.
[[Category:Food running gags]]
Jank
Noun: Can be anything, similar to "junk": "Gimme that jank!"
Verb: To harm someone: "You was trying to jank me!"
Adjective: "Janky": Doesn't work well.
Examples
- Email caffeine — After Strong Sad suffers a caffeine crash, Coach Z says that Strong Sad was trying to jank him.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 — Cheerleader angrily grabs the school yearbook, yelling "Gimme that jank!"
- Costume Commercial — A trick-or-treating Homestar Runner incorrectly refers to homeowner Strong Bad as "Mrs. Jankroe".
- April Fools 2014 — Discovering that the Windows System Sound downloads are out of date, Strong Bad says he should update that jank.
- Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation — Homestar mentions using his favorite "janked-up bendy straw" in his melonade.
- SBCG4AP Playthrough — Because of Kickstarter, Strong Bad says they can do all sorts of crazy jank, like a crowdsourced Peasant's Quest speedrun.
- The Show: Ween Edition — Pom Pom guesses that Homestar Runner would call his costume a Stripèd Bear Jankboree.
[[Category:Word running gags]]
Parts Unknown
"Parts Unknown" is a vague, fictional location. In professional wrestling, a wrestler may be billed as hailing from "parts unknown" to add to their mystique. Strong Mad and Strong Bad have occasionally been described as hailing from those unknown parts of the world.
Appearances
- Marshmallow's Last Stand — The Announcer declares that the tag team of The Brothers Strong hail from "Parts Unknown".
- Old Characters Page — Strong Bad is said to come from "Parts Unknown".
- Email lady...ing — In a parodic recreation of Marshmallow's Last Stand, Strong Bad is again introduced as "hailing from Parts Unknown".
- Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Steam Trading Cards — Dangeresque first met Renaldo while on a deep cover assignment in Parts Unknown.
[[Category:Foreign Lands]]
-ularly
The suffix -ularly, meaning "of or relating to something", is often appended to words in a way that does not form a proper adverb.
Examples
- @StrongBadActual (30 Oct 2014) — Strong Bad offers the YouTube link to I Killed Pom Pom "for the Flash-ularly impaired".
- Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show (September 2) — Puppet Strong Bad offers that James Huggins was not "sports-ularly inclined" to explain why he called Mark Lemke a "Home Star Runner".
- Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold — Strong Bad describes Dijjery Doo's plan as having "catastrophically head chunkularly backfired".
- Fan 'Stumes 2023 — Strong Bad observes that Senor Cardgage is a costume well-suited for "the physique-ularly enchanced".
Variations
- Email licensed — Strong Bad offers a "gummi gel-ular pop, from Strong Badge: The Movie" as an example of an unlicensed confection.
[[Category:Variable word running gags]]
A Midsummer Nite's Date
Act 1
Scene 1
Enter Homestar Runner and Marzipan.
HOMESTAR RUNNER
- Heigh-ho, behold fair Marzipan.
- Thy countenance is like to that of a moth'r to whom foxes calleth!
MARZIPAN
- Pray ye, Homestar, out upon't.
- Liken mine own countenance to a mother well-favour'd, doth thee?
- Thy words' purport doth more offence.
HOMESTAR RUNNER
- Cheerily, my dear. E'en so!
- Mine purport is that which hast more offence.
- Say, where art we to dine this night? The Chez Perez, mayhap?
MARZIPAN
- Nay. Cry mercy, it was mine own counsel
- to spend this night out with The Cheat.
- If constant be my presurmise,
- 'twill be thy night-rule to run no-where, and there's an end.
HOMESTAR RUNNER
- I warrant you, my dear. 'Twas indeed my counsel to...
- But soft. Say you?
Enter Strong Bad and The Cheat.
STRONG BAD
To The Cheat.
- How now, The Cheat. Say you?
THE CHEAT
- The Cheat noises.
STRONG BAD
- Much, make thy words faithed. No whit should I trowest thou!
HOMESTAR RUNNER
To Marzipan.
- No whit should I trowest that thou art The Cheating on me!
- Say thee that thou – out alas – hearken for his figure?
STRONG BAD
To The Cheat.
- Come, never canst thou deign to phrase it such. Fie, a figure!
- Thou speakest of a mere besom stick.
HOMESTAR RUNNER
To Marzipan.
- Thou speakest of a mere Banbury cheese!
MARZIPAN
- Know't, Homestar. I speak of a night-out and nothing more.
- Evermore hast our quart'r been ope.
HOMESTAR RUNNER
- Y'have said, but that's all one.
- In mine faith, some certain of fox's moth'rs I have cast away,
- overgoing my reckoning.
MARZIPAN
- Thou speakest of four, trow?
HOMESTAR RUNNER
- And lo, the giber. You may, you may!
- Say thy name is besom-wit, dost thou?
STRONG BAD
To The Cheat.
- Say thy name is Banbury-wit, dost thou?
HOMESTAR RUNNER
- Then why—
STRONG BAD
- —dost thou—
HOMESTAR RUNNER
- —not make haste—
HOMESTAR RUNNER and STRONG BAD
To each other.
- —and go thy ways?
HOMESTAR RUNNER
To Strong Bad.
- Pray ye?
STRONG BAD
- Say you?
MARZIPAN
To The Cheat.
- Content, thou hast heard their mandate. Let us go our ways!
Marzipan and The Cheat exit.
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