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Numbered Disks

Insert disk 24, please. It's the greatest day.

Various technology-based elements of Homestar Runner mention numbered floppy disks, usually by referring to "Disk x of y". In keeping with other themes of outdated technology, this refers to terminology used by software distributed on floppy disks or CD-ROMs. Larger programs would require the use of multiple disks; for instance, operating systems requiring multiple disks for installation or a game requiring the user to remove and replace the current disk to progress to the next part of the game.

The original floppy disk version of LucasArts game The Secret of Monkey Island infamously prompted players to insert nonexistent disks numbered #22, #47, and #114 during a joke scene.

Appearances

[[Category:Video game references]]

Tacos

Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.

Appearances

See Also

[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

Words Ending in -o

[[Category:Word running gags]]

The King of Town's Health Problems

The King of Town is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.

  • Some Stupid Turkey — The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
  • Halloween Fairstival — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
  • Halloween Potion Ma-Jig — He and the Poopsmith are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
  • Email more armies — The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
  • [[Strong Badia the Free] — The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
  • Email retirement — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
  • Email record book — The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
  • Email unnatural — When King Bubsgonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
  • Email fan club — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of whatsit. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
  • Which Ween Costumes? — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
  • Fan 'Stumes 2020Marshie encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
  • Halloween Hide & Seek — His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
  • Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, LoserPerducci tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
  • The Show: Ween Edition — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.

[[Category:Food running gags]]

Jank

Noun: Can be anything, similar to "junk": "Gimme that jank!"
Verb: To harm someone: "You was trying to jank me!"
Adjective: "Janky": Doesn't work well.

Examples

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Parts Unknown

"Parts Unknown" is a vague, fictional location. In professional wrestling, a wrestler may be billed as hailing from "parts unknown" to add to their mystique. Strong Mad and Strong Bad have occasionally been described as hailing from those unknown parts of the world.

Appearances

[[Category:Foreign Lands]]

-ularly

Novelty confections have to be my favorite growth sector of the suffix industry.

The suffix -ularly, meaning "of or relating to something", is often appended to words in a way that does not form a proper adverb.

Examples

Variations

  • Email licensed — Strong Bad offers a "gummi gel-ular pop, from Strong Badge: The Movie" as an example of an unlicensed confection.


[[Category:Variable word running gags]]


A Midsummer Nite's Date

Act 1
Scene 1
Enter Homestar Runner and Marzipan.

HOMESTAR RUNNER

Heigh-ho, behold fair Marzipan.
Thy countenance is like to that of a moth'r to whom foxes calleth!

MARZIPAN

Pray ye, Homestar, out upon't.
Liken mine own countenance to a mother well-favour'd, doth thee?
Thy words' purport doth more offence.

HOMESTAR RUNNER

Cheerily, my dear. E'en so!
Mine purport is that which hast more offence.
Say, where art we to dine this night? The Chez Perez, mayhap?

MARZIPAN

Nay. Cry mercy, it was mine own counsel
to spend this night out with The Cheat.
If constant be my presurmise,
'twill be thy night-rule to run no-where, and there's an end.

HOMESTAR RUNNER

I warrant you, my dear. 'Twas indeed my counsel to...
But soft. Say you?

Enter Strong Bad and The Cheat.

STRONG BAD
To The Cheat.

How now, The Cheat. Say you?

THE CHEAT

The Cheat noises.

STRONG BAD

Much, make thy words faithed. No whit should I trowest thou!

HOMESTAR RUNNER
To Marzipan.

No whit should I trowest that thou art The Cheating on me!
Say thee that thou – out alas – hearken for his figure?

STRONG BAD
To The Cheat.

Come, never canst thou deign to phrase it such. Fie, a figure!
Thou speakest of a mere besom stick.

HOMESTAR RUNNER
To Marzipan.

Thou speakest of a mere Banbury cheese!

MARZIPAN

Know't, Homestar. I speak of a night-out and nothing more.
Evermore hast our quart'r been ope.

HOMESTAR RUNNER

Y'have said, but that's all one.
In mine faith, some certain of fox's moth'rs I have cast away,
overgoing my reckoning.

MARZIPAN

Thou speakest of four, trow?

HOMESTAR RUNNER

And lo, the giber. You may, you may!
Say thy name is besom-wit, dost thou?

STRONG BAD
To The Cheat.

Say thy name is Banbury-wit, dost thou?

HOMESTAR RUNNER

Then why—

STRONG BAD

—dost thou—

HOMESTAR RUNNER

—not make haste—

HOMESTAR RUNNER and STRONG BAD
To each other.

—and go thy ways?

HOMESTAR RUNNER
To Strong Bad.

Pray ye?

STRONG BAD

Say you?

MARZIPAN
To The Cheat.

Content, thou hast heard their mandate. Let us go our ways!

Marzipan and The Cheat exit.

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