8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Stinkoman 20X6 in 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Stinkoman 20X6
On arrival
- {First time only}
- {The Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 theme is playing in the background. Strong Bad does the sprite transformations and appears in a black area. He looks around, and realizes he is on the games status bar. He walks past two other Stinkomans.}
- STRONG BAD: Step aside! Coming through! Move outta line!
- EXTRA LIVES: Hey, watch it!
- {Zoom out to reveal the whole screen. Strong Bad, the portal, and the extra lives are at the bottom of the screen on the status bar. Stinkoman is standing on a platform to the left, a Browntant can be seen in the middle, and a Chorch is floating above. All the ladders and many platforms are broken. At the top right of the screen, the TrogSword rests on a floating platform.}
- STINKOMAN: Whoa, I just got an extra life! {zoom in on Stinkoman} I must be even more bodatical than I thought!
- STRONG BAD: What the..? {cut to Strong Bad} What am I doing down here? I'm supposed to be up there where all the runny, jumpy, shooty action is!
- {cut to Stinkoman}
- STINKOMAN: Hey, be quiet down there! I'm right in the middle of a CHALLENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEE!!! Hey bad guys, check out these moves! Hiyayayayayayaya! {Stinkoman punches the air several times}
Box
- STRONG BAD: {front flips onto the box and somersaults off} It's Stinkoman's spiky Japanese cartoon hair! So blue and luxurious, without using any product!
Broken Platform
- STRONG BAD: {frustrated} This place is a dump! How am I supposed to get across to the TrogSword when everything around here is broken?!
Mista Fixit → Broken Platform
- STRONG BAD: Here ya go, Mista Fixit! Work your magic!
- {The Poopsmith appears and repairs the platform.}
- STRONG BAD: Nice work! Hey, how much would you charge to build a 200 foot wall around Marzipan's house?
- {The Poopsmith holds up a sign with 3 dollar signs on it.}'
- STRONG BAD: {astonished} Three dollars?! That's gre- {The Poopsmith shakes his head.} Oh. Never mind.
- {The Poopsmith disappears.}
Broken Ladder
- STRONG BAD: That shockwave must've hit the videogames harder than I thought. Everything's broken!
- {Hidden ladder only}
- STRONG BAD: Still broken.
Mista Fixit → Broken Ladder (Short)
- STRONG BAD: Okay, Mista... Fix it!
- {The Poopsmith appears in front of Stinkoman, causing him to jump out of the way. The ladder gers repaired, and he disappears. Strong Bad rubs his hands together with satisfaction.}
Mista Fixit → Broken Ladder (Long)
- STRONG BAD: One more time!
- {The Poopsmith appears, repairs the ladder and disappears.}
Mista Fixit → Broken Ladder (Hidden)
- STRONG BAD: Keep buildin' till you hit the cloud kingdom! {The Poopsmith appears.} They keep all the cool stuff hidden away above the high score!
- {The Poopsmith builds a high ladder that extends out of the screen before disappearing. A box falls down during the process.}
Browntant
- STRONG BAD: Hey, up there! {waves}
- BROWNTANT: {speaking with a faux-African American accent} What? Who said that?
- STRONG BAD: Me! Down here! Hey, I gotta tell you somethin'!
- STRONG BAD: Yo, Browntant!
- BROWNTANT: Hey!
Browntant → TrogSword
- STRONG BAD: So, hey bra! Some sweet energyball-shootin' you got going on there. So listen, let's be buds! I just need you to get me that totally gnarly sword over there and...
- BROWNTANT: {sighs} Oh great. Another one. Look, why can't you guys just speak normally?
- STRONG BAD: {hesitantly} Oh, I...
- BROWNTANT: I'd have a lot more respect for you if you just stop trying so hard to be "cool" and talk to me like a human being.
- STRONG BAD: {puzzled} But... you're a robot.
- BROWNTANT: {annoyed} Oh, now you're gonna judge me. I don't have time for this.
- STRONG BAD: OK, let me put it to you this way. I need you to kill Stinkoman so I can get that sword.
- BROWNTANT: OK, see, now THAT I understand. Unfortunately it's not that easy. I mean, I AM trying to kill Stinkoman. That's what I do, ya know. That's ALL I do, but I guess he's just too good.
Browntant → Stinkoman
- STRONG BAD: Did you know that Stinkoman makes fun of you behind your back?
- BROWNTANT: Of course I know! I mean, have you listened to the guy for more than ten seconds? He's got the brainpower of a first-grader at naptime! But despite my college education and middle-class upbringin', {cut to Strong Bad, shaking his head in disbelief, then cut back to Browntant} daytime TV has somehow gotten its hooks into me, and made me a sucker for gossip! So, what's he sayin' about me?
- STRONG BAD: Man, man! Stinkoman is STILL talking trash about you!
- BROWNTANT: OK, gimme the scoop!
Browntant → Stinkoman → Turtle
- STRONG BAD: He said you were too slow!
- BROWNTANT: What, you mean like movin' too slow, or shootin' too slow? 'Cause if it's movin' too slow, well, then yeah I-I agree with him. {cut to Strong Bad, nodding his head, then cut back to Browntant} I basically just sit here and shoot! I guess I could shoot faster, though. I'll give that a shot, no pun intended.
- {Browntant now has less reload time between shots on the screen.}
- STRONG BAD: He said you were too slow!
- BROWNTANT: I'll shoot faster then.
Browntant → Stinkoman → Arrows
- STRONG BAD: He says you're too predictable.
- BROWNTANT: Really? This from mister "Run to the right and shoot". Whatever.
Browntant → Stinkoman → Life Bar
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: He said you weren't powerful enough!
- BROWNTANT: Are... {in disbelief} Are you serious? Last week I hit that guy with one shot, knocked him off a ladder and left him crying for Stinkomommy! Ain't that right Chorch?
- CHORCH: {excited} One shot! I saw it.
- STRONG BAD: He said you weren't powerful enough!
- BROWNTANT: I think we all know that's not true.
Browntant → Cancel
- STRONG BAD: Keep on keepin' on, Browntant.
Chorch
- STRONG BAD: Hey, Pinchy!
- CHORCH: {speaking with a Gilbert Gottfried-esque accent} Hey, you aren't supposed to talk down there! And don't call me Pinchy! I do have a name, y'know! Chorch!
- STRONG BAD: Forget that. I got somethin' important to say!
Chorch → TrogSword
- STRONG BAD: You see that sword over there? Why don't ya just clamp onto it and bring it over here for me?
- CHORCH: No, sorry, I can't. I'm only supposed to hurt you guys, not help.
- STRONG BAD: Well, you are certainly doing a bang-up job of not helping.
- CHORCH: {irritated} Hey, come on man. That's not fair. I got a job to do here, ya know?
Chorch → Stinkoman
- STRONG BAD: So, I was just talking, to that Stinkoman guy, and he told me, he thinks you guys are wussies!
- CHORCH: {angrily} What?! Ooh, when I get a hold a' him, he'll wish he was never born! What did he say, exactly?
Chorch → Stinkoman → Turtle
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: He said you were too slow!
- CHORCH: Too slow?! I'll have you know I took second place for regional sprinting in junior high!
- STRONG BAD: His words. Not mine.
- CHORCH: I'm plenty fast. Forget him, man.
- STRONG BAD: He said you were too slow!
- CHORCH: Pssht, whatever.
Chorch → Stinkoman → Arrows
- STRONG BAD: He says you're too predictable.
- CHORCH: Seriously? {frustrated} Awwww, man, now I won't be able to stop thinkin' about it! Just goin' back and forth all the time... Well, maybe if I change up my moves a bit... Like this? {Chorch moves up and down, and from side to side} Take that, pattern recognition!
- {Chorch now moves faster on the screen, hovers up and down, and changes direction abruptly.}
- STRONG BAD: He says you're too predictable.
- CHORCH: {moves around} Let's get random!
Chorch → Stinkoman → Life Bar
- STRONG BAD: He said you weren't powerful enough!
- CHORCH: Oh yeah? Well, hang on, let me see if I can increase the power in my pinchers... {squeezes his pinchers}
- STRONG BAD: Well?
- CHORCH: Hang on... almost... OK, I think that's got it.
- STRONG BAD: {unamused} Yeah? I can't see any difference.
- CHORCH: Okay, yeah. They're the same... but HE doesn't have to know that!
- STRONG BAD: He said you weren't powerful enough!
- CHORCH: Oh yeah? One pinch from these powered up babies and he'll wish he was never born!
- STRONG BAD: Really?
- CHORCH: {whisperingly} No, just go with it.
Chorch → Cancel
- STRONG BAD: Aaaand... I'm done talking to you.
Once both enemies change tactics
- {Stinkoman is struggling to jump over Browntant's shots, and attempting to avoid Chorch.}
- STINKOMAN: Hey, whaaaat is going on here? You guys are ganging {pronounced "gan-jing"} up on me!
- CHORCH: Too predictable, huh?
- BROWNTANT: And too slow?
- CHORCH: Well, how do ya like us now?
- STINKOMAN: Hey, you guys are cheating! No fair! {quickly} Cheaters! {Stinkoman comes into contact with Chorch. The screen turns black, and Stinkoman falls off the screen. The Stinkoman 20X6 Game Over theme plays.} {painfully} You made my stummy huuurrrt!
- {screen returns to normal}
- BROWNTANT: Hey, that was pretty good! Did you alter your pattern? I didn't know you could do that!
- CHORCH: Yeah, well how about you, huh? I saw that rapid-fire action! Pretty sweet!
- BROWNTANT: Thanks! Hey, you wanna take off early? Get some Cold Ones?
- CHORCH: Abso-freaking-lutely!
- {Chorch picks up Browntant, and the two fly off-screen. Strong Bad vanishes from the status bar, and appears on Stinkoman's platform. The portal appears behind him.}
- STRONG BAD: Yes!!! {Strong Bad does a quick dance. Level 1 music resumes.}
Current Level
- STRONG BAD: {frustrated} He's still only in level 1.1? Man, if I were in charge, I'd be all the way to level 10.5 fighting the secret hidden boss: Sticklyman.
Energy Meter
- STRONG BAD: Stinkoman's still at full energy.
- STINKOMAN: That's right! I ate an energy bar for breakfast that gave me the energy bars I need for the rest of the day!
Extra Lives
- STRONG BAD: I hope you guys don't mind a long wait. When I get up there, I'm takin' it all the way to level 50!
- EXTRA LIFE 1: Level 50 with your giant head and tiny mouth? {stomps from one foot to the other} Ha ha ha ha ha! No way! We won't be waiting long!
- STRONG BAD: So, uh... what do you guys do while you're down here waiting to get in the game?
- EXTRA LIFE 2: I am studying the moves of Stinkoman-sensei to achieve great victory! {punches three times} Hya! Hya! Hya!
Ladder (Hidden)
- STRONG BAD: A ladder that big HAS to go somewhere cool! {climbs the ladder, but bangs his head at the top of the screen} What the-? {keeps attempting to get higher, but finally slides back down} The ladder is a lie.
Ladder (Long)
- {While Stinkoman is still playing}
- STRONG BAD: That ladder would take me right up to the TrogSword, if I could just get up there.
Ladder (Short)
- {While Stinkoman is still playing}
- STRONG BAD: Well, the ladder's fixed, but I still can't get out of the spare "MANS" list.
Stinkoman
- STRONG BAD: Hey, Stinkoman!
- STINKOMAN: Whaddaya want?
Stinkoman → Stinkoman
Stinkoman → Stinkoman → Angel
- STRONG BAD: Cool, cool robot boots!
- STINKOMAN: I know I know I know! They make me jump at real high! Plus all the girls think I'm a boy! But I think they all need to grow up! And I can kick!
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Okay! Man, shut up!
- STINKOMAN: {points at Strong Bad} You shut up! You're dumb! And your head is wide like the river! You have the river head! {stomps from one leg to the other} Ha ha ha ha!
Stinkoman → Stinkoman → Devil
- STRONG BAD: Why do they call you "Stinkoman"? Seems a little harsh.
- STINKOMAN: Why do they call you Dumb Face?
- STRONG BAD: {unamused} Um, they don't.
- STINKOMAN: Is it because your face is dumb and at the same time you have a dumb face?
- STRONG BAD: {irritated} No one calls me that.
- STINKOMAN: Maybe they should call you Dumb Butt Face, because your face and your butt are both dumb! {stomps from one foot to the other} Ah ha ha ha! Robots, ah ha!
- STRONG BAD: Stinkoman it is.
Stinkoman → TrogSword
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, how do I get up there? I need that sword!
- STINKOMAN: {stomps on the floor} Ha ha ha! {stands still} No way. {stomps on the floor again} Ha ha ha! {points towards Strong Bad} You couldn't handle that sword! I'm gonna get that sword for myself, just as soon as I'm finished toying with these guys!
- STRONG BAD: Come on man, that's so not cool.
- STINKOMAN: {stomps on the floor again} Ha ha ha! {points towards Strong Bad} One day you'll get your baby turn. For babies! Who have a turn!
- {Second time only}
- STRONG BAD: I really need that sword!
- STINKOMAN: Too bad! Ha ha ha! Did you hear that, Church and Browntant? He wants the sword! {stomps on the floor} Ha ha ha! {speaks quickly} Shut up, you guys are dumb!
- STRONG BAD: I don't care how luxurious your blue hair is, I'm coming up there and getting that sword!
- STINKOMAN: No way! You're stuck down there until I get killed! And these guys are too slow and predictable to be any real challenge! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Stinkoman → Chorch
- STRONG BAD: Check out that pinchy guy! That guy looks awesome! I'd hate to get caught in his grip!
- STINKOMAN: Who, Chorch? Ha-ha-ha! That guy is so dumb! {Stinkoman does his laughing pose} Ha-ha-dumb-ha! He is a dumb!
- STRONG BAD: Well, what about that guy shootin' at ya? He looks like he could really mess you up, man!
- STINKOMAN: Yeah, he wishes on his birthday! Chorch and Browntant are Level 1 enemies. They don't offer a significant challenge. Those guys are too slow, too predictable, and too not powerful enough to stop me!
- STRONG BAD: I really think those guys could take you! You better let me take over!
- STINKOMAN: No way! I'm just messin' with 'em! Like I said, those guys are too slow, too predictable, and too not powerful enough... and dumb!
Stinkoman → Cancel
- STRONG BAD: I'd better stop talking to you while I still think you're somewhat cool.
TrogSword
- {While Stinkoman is still playing}
- STRONG BAD: The TrogSword is here! But I'll never be able to reach it stuck down here in the UI.
- {While Strong Bad is playing but hasn't climbed the long ladder}
- STRONG BAD: Hold on, mighty Trog-shiv! Strong Bad'll be there soon!
- {After Strong Bad has climbed the ladder leading to the sword}
- STRONG BAD: AH HA! {takes the sword and starts slashing with it} By the power of EGA! {holds the sword directly in front of his face} Extended memory management! Raster interrupt 6! Hold and Modify! And the mighty Mode 8! The power of the TrogSword is MINE!! {joyfully puts the sword away}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up, equally as happy} Yay! You got the sword! Now you can slay the dragon!
- STRONG BAD: More importantly, I'll be able to keep you from popping up and interrupting all my future scheduled make-out sessions!
- HOMESTAR: Uh... I've got access to your online calendar in here and I don't see any scheduled make-out sessions... just pedicures and bubble baths.
- STRONG BAD: {embarassed} Yaaahhhh... that's code for "make-out session"! Just get outta here! And quit touching my stuff! {victoriously} The fabled TrogSword is MINE!
- {Homestar vanishes.}
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