Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw
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Strong Bad has reached the breaking point with how Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is going.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, King Of Town, Strong Sad, Videlectrix Guys, Telltale Games employees
Places: Telltale Games offices, Club Technochocolate, The Field, Race Track
Date: Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Running Time: 4:53
Transcript
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{The following title screen appears}
Telltale Games Presents
{"Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People" logo on a red background flashes on the screen, with a wailing electric guitar heard in the background.}
{cut to Strong Bad standing in front of several computer monitors with the same logo displayed on them}
STRONG BAD: Hey, everybody. My name is Strong Bad from Telltale Games, and I'm the lead designer and girlfriend have-er for {cut to side shot of Strong Bad in black & white} Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. Now the clip {cut back to forward color shot} you are about to see is just after I upgraded my shark gun to shoot live sharks rather than {black & white} just floppy dead formaldehyde sharks. {color} No, these are real snappin' hungry live sharks. Let's all watch.
{SBCG4AP logo flashes on the screen}
{cut to a scene in The Old Club from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Dangeresque and Renaldo are standing next to Perducci's table.
DANGERESQUE: {walking towards the camera} Bust out your breaking and entering shoes, Renaldo. We've got a paycheck to rescue! {Dangeresque runs into the camera, and then it falls over}
{Cut back to Strong Bad in the studio, looking off to the side}
STRONG BAD: Uh... {chuckles} That was, uh, clearly the wrong clip. {close up; Strong Bad shakes his head} Oh, those developer guys. They probably slipped it in there like a practicals joke. Anyway, {black & white} let's move on to the good stuff. The next bit of game play footage is when {color} my jet pack craps out on me in mid-air and I have to avoid the orchestra {black & white} of squids and land safely {color} on Pom Pom's belly. Let's watch.
{SBCG4AP logo flashes on the screen}
{Cut to a scene from The Field, where he lifts a cardboard box.}
STRONG BAD: Nothing.
{Cut back to Strong Bad in the studio}
STRONG BAD: {annoyed} What the crap!? All right, nevermind. {closeup} I'm moving onto the big guns. This is a clip from the finale. {black & white} I only got two words for you: {color; Strong Bad makes quote marks with his hands} Robot pants.
{SBCG4AP logo flashes on the screen}
{Cut to a scene the Race Track from Homestar Ruiner. Strong Bad tries to grab the Heavy Lourde while on the pogo stick, but he's then pulled down}
STRONG BAD: Oof!
{Cut to the scene in Baddest Of The Bands, when Strong Sad shocks Strong Bad with the taser.}
STRONG BAD: WAAGH!
{Cut to a scene from Strong Badia The Free, when The Poopsmith, dressed as a Poopertrooper, leaps through Strong Bad's window and clobbers him.}
{Cut back to Strong Bad in the studio}
STRONG BAD: RAAA! That's it!
Behind the Bad
The making of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People
STRONG BAD: Show's over.
{Cut to title card: "Chapter Three: The Last Straw"}
STRONG BAD: Stupid game play footage... See what Videlectrix has to say about this. {Sound of a phone being dialed}
{Cut to a behind shot of Strong Bad sitting at his desk. The phone continues to ring.}
VIDELECTRIX GUY: {a crash is heard; yelling} I'll do it with two fingers!
STRONG BAD: Uh, hello?
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