Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)
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These are the responses you get after clicking an item in The Field.
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The Field
Box
Brick Wall
- STRONG BAD: Hi, pointless wall! {high pitched, covering mouth} Hi, Strong Bad!
Hedge
The Stick
- STRONG BAD: It's The Stick!
- {fanfare plays from offscreen}
- STRONG BAD: And, that's about all there is.
Whale
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Whoo-hooo!
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Welcome to Blubb-O's!
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: For a new dynamic, please drive through!
- STRONG BAD: I'm not through with the old one!
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Would you like monkeys with that?
- STRONG BAD: No. No I would not.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Special orders can be upsetting.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please smile for the Blubb-O's satellite camera!
- STRONG BAD: {seen from high up} {camera shutter sound} What the-?
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Thank you!
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: I've got your nostrum right here.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: If you are dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.
Box
Cool Car
- STRONG BAD: This is our go to vehicle for pretend high speed chases, pretend road trips, and oh so real make out sessions.
Shovel Rarr; Cool Car
Using the shovel on the Cool Car again
- STRONG BAD: Nah, If I scratch the finish anymore, Bubs will get all cheesed off.
Bubs' Concession Stand
Sign
- STRONG BAD: Bubs' Concession Stand is our one-stop shopping center-slash repair shop-slash internet provider. And if I ever had any money, I'd probably buy something.
- STRONG BAD: Yup, the concession stand is still there.
- STRONG BAD: I don't know why they call it a concession stand. Bubs never conceded anything in his whole miserable gigantic-mark-up life!
Bubs
- BUBS: Wanna buy something? Everybody wanna buy something!
- BUBS: Hey, You! With the face!
Tutorial
When entering the scene
- STRONG BAD: Hey Bubs! I heard my stupid brother was down here—
- BUBS: Hi Strong Bad! Here is your laptop computer—
- STRONG BAD: Bubs, what are you doing? That part comes at the end of the tutorial. You're supposed to be sad in this part.
- BUBS: I am? Oh yeah, right.
- STRONG BAD: Why do I even bother with rehearsals?
- BUBS: {flatly} Hi Strong Bad. I'm feeling so sad today that I think I am just gonna close up and go home.
- STRONG BAD: No Bubs, wait! I need The Lappy!
- STRONG BAD: {to audience} If I want this guy to cooperate, I'd better change his mood! There are usually a variety of ways to change people's moods. You'll figure this out as you go. Generally I kind kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desited response. In this case, go ahead and give ol' blue head a compliment to cheer him up.
Bubs → Bubs → Devil
- STRONG BAD: Wow Bubs, you sure have gotten fat!
- BUBS: No I haven't, I'm just smuggling cantaloups past the border under my shirt!
Bubs → Bubs → Angel
- STRONG BAD: Cheer up Bubs, at least you're not on fire!
- BUBS: {cross} That's the best compliment you could come up with?
- STRONG BAD: Just stick to the script!
- BUBS: {monotone} Thanks muscular Strong Bad. I feel much better.
Bubs → Lappy (before compliment)
- STRONG BAD: Hey Bubs, have you seen my Lappy around here?
- BUBS: I don't know Strong Bad. Apparently I'm too sad to look around for it. Maybe if I were in a better mood.
Bubs → Lappy (after compliment)
- STRONG BAD: Did my dumpy little brother bring my laptop computer to you?
- BUBS: He sure did. He tried to pawn it to get money for some kind of foot replacement surgery, but I know how much pirated software you've got on there, so I kept it for you.
- STRONG BAD: Lucky you did, or both you and Strong Sad would be in for a world of hurtings from me! The awesome one! The Strong Bad!
- STRONG BAD: {facetiously} All right! I got my Lappy back! So there you go folks, that should be everything you need to know to play this best game ever. Now get out there and have some fun at the expense of others. And don't make me look bad! Er, good— Don't make me look good. I got a bad reputation to uphold.
- BUBS: Hey, where's my money? I'm getting paid for this, right?
Photo Booth
Strong Badia
Sign
- STRONG BAD: {first time only} This is the sign that totally notifies all trespassers that they have officially entered Strong Badia: The place where the tropical breezes blow...in theory.
- STRONG BAD: "Strong Badia. Population: Tire." Truer words were never hastily spray-painted.
Tire
- STRONG BAD: {first time only} Hail, First Citizen Tire. How fair things in the glorious Republic of Strong Badia?
- {camera slowly zooms in on the tire}
- STRONG BAD: Very good. Carry on then.
- STRONG BAD: You ever get lonely, Tire? I oughta get you an old rusty tailpipe to spend your twilight years with.
Flag
- STRONG BAD: Ah, the Strong Badian Flag...or Old Snakes and Tires and Knives and..Brown. As the colonists used to call it.
