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STUFF
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2005
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NOT SO OLD
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LINUX
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NERD
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About Me
My name is Dan. I was born on 10/31/86. My citizenship is in Washington DC but I currently reside in Jerusalem. I am a student here. Specifically, a student of computer science. That's right, I'm a nerd. And proud of it. I love Star Wars, Harry Potter, and of course HomestarRunner.net "it's dot com!" My IRC nicks are DeFender1031, D-Fender1031, and D-Fender.
My Contributions to the Wiki
Most of what I do is gnome work. I tend to add facts or appearances to pages here and there. I read all recent changes. This is to the point where, if I was away for a day or two, I check for my last edit and open a new tab for each page starting from the earliest change to it and go through its history. In addition, some notable things that I have done include:
Cool People
Favorite Quotes
Star Wars
"I have a bad feeling about this"
-Every Star Wars Character EVER
"Size matters not."
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
-Master Yoda
"No, I am your father."
-Darth Vader(I felt it was necessary to include this because people so often misquote it.)
Space Balls
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
-Dark Helmet
"What's that make us?"
-Lone Star
"Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become."
-Dark Helmet
Zero Wing
"All your base are belong to us."
"You have no chance to survive, make your time."
-Cats
"Take off every zig, for great justice."
-Captian
Random Assorted Nerdy Things (or RANTS)
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, and all my base are belong to you."
-Think Geek
"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
-Linux enthusiasts
"I just realized that all of my quotes are super-nerdy."
-Me
Most Random Harry Potter Conversation Ever (also known as "Useless Space Filler")
Note: If you are looking for real spoilers, don't look here.
Note: Has been slightly edited for content.
— Defender1031*Talk — i just finished reading HP7!
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, where you at?
Loafing
— done'd
- Qermaq - (T/C)
— he's in Austrealand
— Defender1031*Talk — aww, so i can't spoil it
Loafing
— let's spread some spoilers!
— Defender1031*Talk — Qermaq, i meant in the book
- Qermaq - (T/C)
— Harry died
Loafing
— Qermaq: i meant *fake* spoilers
- Qermaq - (T/C)
— Voltemore kills him
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, i love how harry, ron, hermione, ginny, neville, luna, and all the weasly's all die
— Defender1031*Talk — and how voldemort rules the world
- Qermaq - (T/C)
— Heremoine dies while doing Internet chat
Loafing
— yeah, it's very romantic how harry and ginny die together
— Has Matt? (talk) — Luna survives, I think. She now owns a cruise line.
— Defender1031*Talk — yes, so touching
Loafing
— i was surprised to find out that dumbledore is snape's evil twin, though
- Qermaq - (T/C)
— Ron dies of self-asphyxiation, in a closet, alone
- Qermaq - (T/C)
— stronger leather than he thought
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, that wasn't as much of a shocker as hermione's true loyalties... sad she and voldy never actually got to marry though
Loafing
— DeFender1031: you never know. i'm not sure she's really dead
— Defender1031*Talk — hmm
- Qermaq - (T/C)
— this is too nerdy for me
Loafing
— lol
— Defender1031*Talk — it'd be nice to see her and voldy live happily ever after
- Qermaq - (T/C)
— gonna watch family guy clips
— Has Matt? (talk) — YouTube needs more Futurama and Simpsons videos. They've got too much Family Guy.
Loafing
— i found it excessively cheesy that peeves called him "voldy"
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, meh
— Defender1031*Talk — there was a lot "cheesy" about it
— Defender1031*Talk — like the gaping plotholes making the book look like a slice of swiss
DorianGray — We ALL call him Voldy.
Loafing
— not me
Loafing
— i doesn't
DorianGray — I particularly like calling him Voldy-chan.
— Defender1031*Talk — DorianGray, you particularly are a weirdo
Loafing
— yes, the epilogue should have been called "a visit to the willy wonka's cheese factory"
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, plus, we got no closure
— Defender1031*Talk — we find out a tiny bit about 4 of them, hear a miniscule amount about the 5th. What about the greater details? what about the other 30 or so characters?
Loafing
— they're dead, dave. they're all dead, dave
— Defender1031*Talk — no they're not
— Defender1031*Talk — oh... er
— Defender1031*Talk — yes they are ;)
Loafing
— that was a quote from one of my favourite TV show ;-)
— Defender1031*Talk — okay then
Loafing
— along with "I'm gonna eat you little fishies"
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— Defender1031*Talk — if you say so
— Defender1031*Talk — i just liked how snape was actually riddle's son
Insane Coder — so he was really Severus Riddle?
Insane Coder — ah, that's why he called himself the Half Blood Prince and was proud of it!
Loafing
— yeah, it was odd that in the end, they were *all* related
Loafing
— hey nach
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, didn't notice you come in, sorry to spoil it for you
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: nah, I read it two weeks ago
— Defender1031*Talk — oh good
Insane Coder — hey Loafing yeah, them being cousins and stuff was wild
Loafing
— yeah
Insane Coder — Harry really being dead this whole time though and being a reanimated inferi really shocked the heck out of me
Loafing
— yeah, that was a nice touch :-p
— Defender1031*Talk — meh, that was nothing to dumbledore's treachery
Insane Coder — And the way McGonagall betrayed him at the end freaked me out too
Loafing
— that was to be expected, methinks
— Defender1031*Talk — i couldn't believe ginny was an unregistered animagus though... a lion of all things
Loafing
— grh, my cat is going crazy, bbiab
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: oh come on, she was always making cat noises in the previous books, you should've seen that coming
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, nah, i just thought JRK was trying to make her sound cute
Insane Coder — and the deathly hallows being two halfs of the all seeing eye was a very nice, I loved the reunification part
Loafing
— her taking that huge bite out of harry was just hilarious
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, well, she didn't mean to...
Insane Coder — Loafing: good thing dittany was on hand
Loafing
— i know, she was just playing rough =3
Insane Coder — I really thought she'd end off on a happy note though
— Defender1031*Talk — ah yes, the all seeing eye
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, yeah... i was just saying how it was too bad hermione died before her and tom's wedding
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: I thought it was hillarious that Bill worked in Egypt in the pryamid of the all seeing eye the whole time and never realized it till Grindelwald spoke to him
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, ironic that...
Insane Coder — and Grindelwald being Luna's father confunded, man wow, what a story
Insane Coder — no wonder why she was so nuts the whole time
— Defender1031*Talk — you would have been too...
— Defender1031*Talk — cool how it was grindelwald who came in at the end to save the day
Loafing
— i'm glad luna took over as protagonist. she's way cooler than harry
Insane Coder — yeah, I like how he redemeed himself
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, meh, all luna did was unite the pieces of the Eye
Loafing
— i mean after harry died
Loafing
— the last 30 chapters. how could you have missed that?
Insane Coder — don't exxagerate, it wasn't 30 chapters :P
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, 28
Insane Coder — maybe 5
Loafing
— it felt like 200 :-p
Insane Coder — I mean 5 where Luna is the main character
— Defender1031*Talk — well, after luna learned how to make horcruxes, there was really no stopping her...
— Has Matt? (talk) — You guys are still doing fake spoilers... right?
Insane Coder — has_matt: fake spoilers? huh?
— Defender1031*Talk — has_matt, no, we've switched to real ones
Insane Coder — I just came in here and saw the discussion, and thought we were really discussing it
Insane Coder — why didn't Albus kill Grindelwald?
Insane Coder — wasn't he too dangerous to keep confunded like that?
Insane Coder — afterall he did kill Luna's mother at that point there
— Defender1031*Talk — he needed him alive in case he had trouble figuring out where the Eye pieces were
Insane Coder — OH!
Insane Coder — okay, I get it now
— Defender1031*Talk — i thought JKR should have made that point a bit more obvoius though
Insane Coder — well, it did feel rushed
Insane Coder — why did she kill off the Malfoys though? I liked them and would've liked to see them redeemed in the ending
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Insane Coder — I mean Bellatrix I understand, but the Malfoys?
— Defender1031*Talk — the malfoys had to die remember? they couldn't get into the chamber with their enchantments in place
Insane Coder — man, who else guessed the last horcrux was hidden in the chamber of secrets?
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: she didn't have to kill them :/
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— SMB ain't here, so no fun. Tell him I said so.
— Defender1031*Talk — how else was she supposed to get around the enchantment?
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Insane Coder — DeFender1031: use Winky like she did before?
— Defender1031*Talk — ooh, good point...
— Defender1031*Talk — come to think of it, why WAS winky absent for the whole book?
Insane Coder — BTW, that part where Harry got a gun and shot Tom had me rolling on the floor
Insane Coder — well she used Dobby and Kreacher already and had them killed off, and forgot about Winky?
Insane Coder — so clever to have Harry use a gun, I didn't see it coming, so clever though
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, too bad it was actually just a polyjuice clone... it was a good idea though.
Insane Coder — yeah
Insane Coder — I love how he tells Tom he killed him like a muggle with a muggle invention
Insane Coder — and all for naught! :D
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, too bad, that
— Defender1031*Talk — but, man... neville's grandmother being behind it all... did NOT see that one coming
Insane Coder — oh that to me was obvious
Insane Coder — why do you think they dropped him out a window in book 1?
Insane Coder — and them crying when he lived?
Insane Coder — or how she was so happy and proud in 5 about Frank & Alice being tortured by death eaters for Tom
— Defender1031*Talk — you're gonna tell me that you knew she was Agasoria in disguise?
Insane Coder — you should've seen the Bellatrix connection there
Insane Coder — no I didn't, but it was obvious to me she was evil the whole time
— Defender1031*Talk — hmm
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— Defender1031*Talk — i see that, but you never guessed quite HOW evil...
Insane Coder — BTW, were you rolling on the floor by the part how Tom starts breaking all of Dolores' bones?
Insane Coder — no I did not
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, a bit...
Insane Coder — then having Nagini eat her was a nice touch
— Defender1031*Talk — coulda been written better though, i feel his taunting was a bit lacking there...
Insane Coder — BTW, did you guess prior to reading it that Regulus was really crookshanks?
Loafing
— bbl
— Defender1031*Talk — actually i HAD thought of that...
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— Defender1031*Talk — but i thought he was an animagus, not this switching spell mumbo jumbo
Insane Coder — well, it was foreshadowed pretty well
Insane Coder — he was in Sirius's lap the whole time in 5 whenever Hermione was at HQ
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah that, plus he protected sirius in 3
Insane Coder — yeah...
Insane Coder — wasn't it great the part where Ginny transfigures just her arm into a Lion paw and rips off Bellatrix whole arm with the wand during that fight?
Insane Coder — I was waiting to see her in some agony after she beat the previous Animagus in 5, it was very fitting
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah very poetic justice
Insane Coder — wasn't it also nice how Filch finally redeems himself?
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, cool how he's not really a squib
Insane Coder — yeah
Insane Coder — fooling everyone that whole time
— Defender1031*Talk — well, he WAS on orders... though how he could possibly bear the pain of waiting is anyone's guess
Insane Coder — yeah, having to clean all that stuff without magic
Insane Coder — although I cried after Fred and George's death and all he just went ahead and vanished the last of the swamp like it was nothing
Insane Coder — it made me feel then that F&G were really gone ;_;
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah...
— Defender1031*Talk — nice how luna made use of the last of their wheezes though
Insane Coder — yeah
— Defender1031*Talk — and i thought they had annoyed umbridge in 5
Insane Coder — Ha
Insane Coder — BTW, did you feel ripped off that Remus and Fenrir killed each other in the end?
Insane Coder — I felt that Remus should've fought with Peter, after all Peter had a silver hand
— Defender1031*Talk — not as ripped off as i was when you find out what really happened to sirius
Insane Coder — er
Insane Coder — don't remind me
Insane Coder goes to wash the bad taste out of his mouth
— Defender1031*Talk — haha
Insane Coder — she couldn't have made that whole dumb veil thing any dumber
— Defender1031*Talk — how she managed to pack so much into one book is incredible though
Insane Coder — and Stan Shunpike really being a death eater, come on, it was ridiculus
Insane Coder — well, it was 750 pages, the US edition anyways
— Defender1031*Talk — 759
Insane Coder — okay, 759
Insane Coder — BTW, did you understand the wandless fight between Harry and Tom at all?
— Defender1031*Talk — it was something about force of will...
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Insane Coder — we already knew they couldn't fight with their brother wands
Insane Coder — but that magical armwrestle type deal was just weird
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, but you'd have expected one of them to get a replacement instead
— Defender1031*Talk — rather than that whole wandless thing
— Defender1031*Talk — oh, hello geoblu2
Insane Coder — we already learned that each person only has one wand geared towards them
— Defender1031*Talk — geoblu2, read the new harry potter yet?
Geoblu2
— no...not yet
Insane Coder — neither side would've agreed to come to the duel with a substandard wand while the other had their regulur one
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, still they can use other wands, not as powerful but whatever
Insane Coder — them being wandless made it fair
Insane Coder — although why Tom decided to fight fair is beyond me
Geoblu2
— how?
Insane Coder — I guess he had to protect his pride or some such nonsense
Geoblu2
— ?
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Geoblu2
— yeah have not read it yet
Insane Coder — geoblu2: it wasn't that good :/
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, nah, he just didn't want it said that he took the easy way out...
Insane Coder — she could've wrote that part better though
— Defender1031*Talk — she could've written a lot better
Insane Coder — true true
Geoblu2
— so do not buy?
Insane Coder — I really liked how Harry later on used Moody's eye after he lost his and Moody died
Insane Coder — geoblu2: no don't
Geoblu2
— ok
Geoblu2
— I wont
Insane Coder — your local library will probably have a copy anyway
— Defender1031*Talk — well, i don't think it was appropriate for him to accept the eye when moody offered it
Geoblu2
— really? but they'll be out
Geoblu2
— I sure
Insane Coder — geoblu2: not indefinitly
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: oh please, moody was a ghost at that point
— Defender1031*Talk — still... not right...
Insane Coder — were you shocked that Nymphadora and Remus got married so soon into the book?
— Defender1031*Talk — a bit yes
— Defender1031*Talk — i expected a bigger affair, like bill and fleur's
Insane Coder — Fleur was also funny with the "I look horrible" line
Insane Coder — yeah me too
— Defender1031*Talk — you mean the "I look 'orrible" line...
— Defender1031*Talk — too bad the wedding didn't end so happily...
Geoblu2
— ?
Insane Coder — you knew Death Eaters would interrupt it
Geoblu2
— death?!:|
Geoblu2
— :|
Insane Coder — but were you as shocked as I was how Fleur's Veela powers combined with Bill's werewolf stuff?
Insane Coder — that was one scary baby
Geoblu2
— :/ stuff?!
Insane Coder — geoblu2: you have some kind of problem?
Geoblu2
— (I think I should read it!)
Geoblu2
— no
Geoblu2
— not at all
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: did you feel it was dumb how Hagrid survived the motorcycle accident, to only get eaten later by Aragog's children?
Geoblu2
takes out pop corn
Geoblu2
— oh its gettin good
Geoblu2
— (munch)
Insane Coder — geoblu2: oh please, it was terrible
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, yes, quite dumb indeed
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: I mean Snape being Tom's son, come on, that was just over the top
Geoblu2
— (mouth full
Geoblu2
— continu
Insane Coder — geoblu2: the book was really bad
Insane Coder — although some of it was enjoyable
Geoblu2
— not the ones u are saying!
Geoblu2
— (munch)
Insane Coder — I really loved how Ginny transfigured just her arm to a lion's paw and ripped Bellatrix apart
— Defender1031*Talk — you said that already
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: yeah I did, geoblu2 wasn't here though
Geoblu2
— (mouth full) wow
— Defender1031*Talk — sad what a traitor dung was
Insane Coder — didn't you feel the all seeing eye should do more? I felt so cheated for paying for this book
Insane Coder — what did you expect of a guy named dung?
— Defender1031*Talk — meh, the eye was reunited, did its shtick once, then dissolved into dust... such a waste
Geoblu2
— (eyes poped) wow
Geoblu2
— like I'm there
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: yeah, the deathly hallows being the two halves the eye, bleh
— Defender1031*Talk — you know what this book needed more of? spellotape
Geoblu2
— eyes,
Insane Coder — and Harry had one the whole time in the pockets of his cloak without knowing it was just DUMB
Insane Coder — yeah
— Defender1031*Talk — not once did the book mention spellotape
Geoblu2
— :/
Geoblu2
— yeah
Insane Coder — not once did the book have non verbal spells either
Insane Coder — like why did she introduce them in 6 for?
— Defender1031*Talk — well that was annoying
Geoblu2
— that sounds dumb
Geoblu2
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— Defender1031*Talk — to make the idea of wandless spells easier to digest no doubt
Insane Coder — geoblu2: the book was very dumb
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: perhaps, but I didn't see the logical A to B in that
Insane Coder — using guns enhanced magically though was a nice touch
Insane Coder — unlimited bullets :D
— Defender1031*Talk — well... it's a lot easier to take in...
Geoblu2
— magic rules
Insane Coder — WHY WHY did Tom have to have a polyjuice'd clone of himself?
Geoblu2
— ?
Insane Coder — it reminded me of Saddam Hussein with a bunch of doubles walking around
Geoblu2
— ??
— Defender1031*Talk — though i don't see why she couldn't just draw off of how little kids do it or how dumbledore has done it a lot...
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, it reminded me of romanov in red alert 2
Insane Coder — geoblu2: Harry shot Tom from far away, and told him as he's laying there bleeding, you died like a Muggle Tom with a Muggle invention, and it turns out to be a Death Eather Polyjuiced
Geoblu2
— (munch)
Geoblu2
— wow
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: true
Geoblu2
— that sucked
Insane Coder — chidlren can do wandless magic, and then boom, as adults owning a wand they no longer can, like WTH?
Insane Coder — that was shoddy writing
— Defender1031*Talk — well, they CAN... as we learned
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: yeah, but the majority never do for some stupid reason
— Defender1031*Talk — it's a placibo thing
Insane Coder — yeah whatever
Geoblu2
— (mu-hack-unch)
Insane Coder — geoblu2: what is your probem?
Geoblu2
— cernal
Insane Coder — I'm still reeling from Tom being Severus's father though
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Insane Coder — DeFender1031: what did you feel was the dumbest part of the book?
Geoblu2
— oh (munch)
Geoblu2
— suspense :|
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, the part where we find out that snorkacks are real
Insane Coder — bleh
Geoblu2
— :0
Insane Coder — you found that to be the DUMBEST?
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah... after all the craziness with luna...
Insane Coder — I was more perturbed by elves being able to teleport humans. I mean Draco could've got an elf to break into Hogwarts easily in 6
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah... that DID bother me
Geoblu2
— :0
— Defender1031*Talk — unless of course draco didn't think that elf magic was worth even considering
Insane Coder — Or the part where Regulus was Crookshanks the whole time but switched like that, it was bleh
Geoblu2
— :| bleh
Insane Coder — I should've seen it though
Insane Coder — it should've been obvious after reading 3 and 5
— Defender1031*Talk — oh crap...
Insane Coder — ?
— Defender1031*Talk — it's like 1AM
Insane Coder — yeah so?
Geoblu2
— thanks for the excitement by
— Defender1031*Talk — i shouldve... nevermindd
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srry if i ruining ur page, so just delete this, but i wuz wondering if you could help me cuz im pretty new to the wiki and i need help fixing up my page. thanx if you can help! --Acam30 19:39, 30 July 2007 (UTC)