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About Me

My name is Dan. I was born on 10/31/86. My citizenship is in Washington DC but I currently reside in Jerusalem. I am a student here. Specifically, a student of computer science. That's right, I'm a nerd. And proud of it. I love Star Wars, Harry Potter, and of course HomestarRunner.net "it's dot com!" My IRC nicks are DeFender1031, D-Fender1031, and D-Fender.

My Contributions to the Wiki

Most of what I do is gnome work. I tend to add facts or appearances to pages here and there. I read all recent changes. This is to the point where, if I was away for a day or two, I check for my last edit and open a new tab for each page starting from the earliest change to it and go through its history. In addition, some notable things that I have done include:

Cool People

User Reason
BazookaJoe He's just automagically cool.
For wanting to be friends and being so willing to follow standards.
Image:Walkl2.gifCh'meraImage:Walkl2.gif Hugs, glomps, and dances on peoples' heads.
— Defender1031*Talk Am I even allowed to put myself on here? (Yay egos!)
DorianGray For trying to get removed from this list by claiming to not be cool.
Falanalanel Hangs out in the IRC channel.
Elcool (talk)(contribs) How could another Israeli not be cool?
Geoblu2 For wanting to be my friend (and not just a useless space filler).
Has Matt? (talk) Good editor and STUFFer.
Heimstern Läufer For always keeping calm even when I don't.
Homestar-Winner (talk) Awesome sig. Funny guy. Uses Firefox.
Homestramy20|Talk Girl's got style. :D
Insane Coder Not a wiki user, but he writes an awesome programming blog and is a good friend. He's the one who first introduced me to Homestar Runner actually.
It's dot com Keeps us all running.
wikisig.gif Joey (talk·edits) And The Joey said "let there be wiki". And behold, there was wiki.
Kanjiro talk For wanting to be my friend.
Image:kskunk_fstandby.gif KieferSkunk (talk)Very smart. Good at rewording.
 Loafing For believing in me.
phlip TC I can't believe he made it into weekly fanstuff.
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png Need I explain?
Super!SantanaDuper! Started the Cheese article in addition to classifying Cheesed Off which I later made its own article.
Mario2.PNG Super Martyo boing! For starting the DNA Evidence transcript. I look forward to the day he finally gets the chance to do his own.
User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man Good editor. (Most of the time)
SamSF%20sig.jpgFisher (Come in, Lambert.) Learning to program the same way I first did.
· · T2|Things Does more validation work than the all the other validators combined.
TheDude Shomer Shabbat and made a cool userbox about it.
TheYellowDart(t/c) Good at discussing things.
TotalSpaceshipGirl3 Pact and Trofesssionalism at it's finest.
Tom Keeps us all running.
Trey56 Very wise.
YKHi. I'm Ayjo! Good STUFFer.

Favorite Quotes

Star Wars

"I have a bad feeling about this"
-Every Star Wars Character EVER

"Size matters not."
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
-Master Yoda

"No, I am your father."
-Darth Vader(I felt it was necessary to include this because people so often misquote it.)

Space Balls

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
-Dark Helmet
"What's that make us?"
-Lone Star
"Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become."
-Dark Helmet

Zero Wing

"All your base are belong to us."
"You have no chance to survive, make your time."
-Cats

"Take off every zig, for great justice."
-Captian

Random Assorted Nerdy Things (or RANTS)

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, and all my base are belong to you."
-Think Geek

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
-Linux enthusiasts

"I just realized that all of my quotes are super-nerdy."
-Me

Most Random Harry Potter Conversation Ever (also known as "Useless Space Filler")

Note: If you are looking for real spoilers, don't look here.
Note: Has been slightly edited for content.
— Defender1031*Talk — i just finished reading HP7!
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, where you at?
 Loafing — done'd
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — he's in Austrealand
— Defender1031*Talk — aww, so i can't spoil it
 Loafing — let's spread some spoilers!
— Defender1031*Talk — Qermaq, i meant in the book
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — Harry died
 Loafing — Qermaq: i meant *fake* spoilers
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — Voltemore kills him
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, i love how harry, ron, hermione, ginny, neville, luna, and all the weasly's all die
— Defender1031*Talk — and how voldemort rules the world
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — Heremoine dies while doing Internet chat
 Loafing — yeah, it's very romantic how harry and ginny die together
Has Matt? (talk) — Luna survives, I think. She now owns a cruise line.
— Defender1031*Talk — yes, so touching
 Loafing — i was surprised to find out that dumbledore is snape's evil twin, though
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — Ron dies of self-asphyxiation, in a closet, alone
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — stronger leather than he thought
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, that wasn't as much of a shocker as hermione's true loyalties... sad she and voldy never actually got to marry though
 Loafing — DeFender1031: you never know. i'm not sure she's really dead
— Defender1031*Talk — hmm
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — this is too nerdy for me
 Loafing — lol
— Defender1031*Talk — it'd be nice to see her and voldy live happily ever after
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — gonna watch family guy clips
Has Matt? (talk) — YouTube needs more Futurama and Simpsons videos. They've got too much Family Guy.
 Loafing — i found it excessively cheesy that peeves called him "voldy"
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, meh
— Defender1031*Talk — there was a lot "cheesy" about it
— Defender1031*Talk — like the gaping plotholes making the book look like a slice of swiss
DorianGray — We ALL call him Voldy.
 Loafing — not me
 Loafing — i doesn't
DorianGray — I particularly like calling him Voldy-chan.
— Defender1031*Talk — DorianGray, you particularly are a weirdo
 Loafing — yes, the epilogue should have been called "a visit to the willy wonka's cheese factory"
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, plus, we got no closure
— Defender1031*Talk — we find out a tiny bit about 4 of them, hear a miniscule amount about the 5th. What about the greater details? what about the other 30 or so characters?
 Loafing — they're dead, dave. they're all dead, dave
— Defender1031*Talk — no they're not
— Defender1031*Talk — oh... er
— Defender1031*Talk — yes they are ;)
 Loafing — that was a quote from one of my favourite TV show ;-)
— Defender1031*Talk — okay then
 Loafing — along with "I'm gonna eat you little fishies"
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— Defender1031*Talk — if you say so
— Defender1031*Talk — i just liked how snape was actually riddle's son
Insane Coder — so he was really Severus Riddle?
Insane Coder — ah, that's why he called himself the Half Blood Prince and was proud of it!
 Loafing — yeah, it was odd that in the end, they were *all* related
 Loafing — hey nach
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, didn't notice you come in, sorry to spoil it for you
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: nah, I read it two weeks ago
— Defender1031*Talk — oh good
Insane Coder — hey Loafing yeah, them being cousins and stuff was wild
 Loafing — yeah
Insane Coder — Harry really being dead this whole time though and being a reanimated inferi really shocked the heck out of me
 Loafing — yeah, that was a nice touch :-p
— Defender1031*Talk — meh, that was nothing to dumbledore's treachery
Insane Coder — And the way McGonagall betrayed him at the end freaked me out too
 Loafing — that was to be expected, methinks
— Defender1031*Talk — i couldn't believe ginny was an unregistered animagus though... a lion of all things
 Loafing — grh, my cat is going crazy, bbiab
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: oh come on, she was always making cat noises in the previous books, you should've seen that coming
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, nah, i just thought JRK was trying to make her sound cute
Insane Coder — and the deathly hallows being two halfs of the all seeing eye was a very nice, I loved the reunification part
 Loafing — her taking that huge bite out of harry was just hilarious
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, well, she didn't mean to...
Insane Coder — Loafing: good thing dittany was on hand
 Loafing — i know, she was just playing rough =3
Insane Coder — I really thought she'd end off on a happy note though
— Defender1031*Talk — ah yes, the all seeing eye
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, yeah... i was just saying how it was too bad hermione died before her and tom's wedding
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: I thought it was hillarious that Bill worked in Egypt in the pryamid of the all seeing eye the whole time and never realized it till Grindelwald spoke to him
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, ironic that...
Insane Coder — and Grindelwald being Luna's father confunded, man wow, what a story
Insane Coder — no wonder why she was so nuts the whole time
— Defender1031*Talk — you would have been too...
— Defender1031*Talk — cool how it was grindelwald who came in at the end to save the day
 Loafing — i'm glad luna took over as protagonist. she's way cooler than harry
Insane Coder — yeah, I like how he redemeed himself
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, meh, all luna did was unite the pieces of the Eye
 Loafing — i mean after harry died
 Loafing — the last 30 chapters. how could you have missed that?
Insane Coder — don't exxagerate, it wasn't 30 chapters :P
— Defender1031*Talk — Loafing, 28
Insane Coder — maybe 5
 Loafing — it felt like 200 :-p
Insane Coder — I mean 5 where Luna is the main character
— Defender1031*Talk — well, after luna learned how to make horcruxes, there was really no stopping her...
Has Matt? (talk) — You guys are still doing fake spoilers... right?
Insane Coder — has_matt: fake spoilers? huh?
— Defender1031*Talk — has_matt, no, we've switched to real ones
Insane Coder — I just came in here and saw the discussion, and thought we were really discussing it
Insane Coder — why didn't Albus kill Grindelwald?
Insane Coder — wasn't he too dangerous to keep confunded like that?
Insane Coder — afterall he did kill Luna's mother at that point there
— Defender1031*Talk — he needed him alive in case he had trouble figuring out where the Eye pieces were
Insane Coder — OH!
Insane Coder — okay, I get it now
— Defender1031*Talk — i thought JKR should have made that point a bit more obvoius though
Insane Coder — well, it did feel rushed
Insane Coder — why did she kill off the Malfoys though? I liked them and would've liked to see them redeemed in the ending
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Insane Coder — I mean Bellatrix I understand, but the Malfoys?
— Defender1031*Talk — the malfoys had to die remember? they couldn't get into the chamber with their enchantments in place
Insane Coder — man, who else guessed the last horcrux was hidden in the chamber of secrets?
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: she didn't have to kill them :/
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png — SMB ain't here, so no fun. Tell him I said so.
— Defender1031*Talk — how else was she supposed to get around the enchantment?
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Insane Coder — DeFender1031: use Winky like she did before?
— Defender1031*Talk — ooh, good point...
— Defender1031*Talk — come to think of it, why WAS winky absent for the whole book?
Insane Coder — BTW, that part where Harry got a gun and shot Tom had me rolling on the floor
Insane Coder — well she used Dobby and Kreacher already and had them killed off, and forgot about Winky?
Insane Coder — so clever to have Harry use a gun, I didn't see it coming, so clever though
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, too bad it was actually just a polyjuice clone... it was a good idea though.
Insane Coder — yeah
Insane Coder — I love how he tells Tom he killed him like a muggle with a muggle invention
Insane Coder — and all for naught! :D
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, too bad, that
— Defender1031*Talk — but, man... neville's grandmother being behind it all... did NOT see that one coming
Insane Coder — oh that to me was obvious
Insane Coder — why do you think they dropped him out a window in book 1?
Insane Coder — and them crying when he lived?
Insane Coder — or how she was so happy and proud in 5 about Frank & Alice being tortured by death eaters for Tom
— Defender1031*Talk — you're gonna tell me that you knew she was Agasoria in disguise?
Insane Coder — you should've seen the Bellatrix connection there
Insane Coder — no I didn't, but it was obvious to me she was evil the whole time
— Defender1031*Talk — hmm
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— Defender1031*Talk — i see that, but you never guessed quite HOW evil...
Insane Coder — BTW, were you rolling on the floor by the part how Tom starts breaking all of Dolores' bones?
Insane Coder — no I did not
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, a bit...
Insane Coder — then having Nagini eat her was a nice touch
— Defender1031*Talk — coulda been written better though, i feel his taunting was a bit lacking there...
Insane Coder — BTW, did you guess prior to reading it that Regulus was really crookshanks?
 Loafing — bbl
— Defender1031*Talk — actually i HAD thought of that...
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— Defender1031*Talk — but i thought he was an animagus, not this switching spell mumbo jumbo
Insane Coder — well, it was foreshadowed pretty well
Insane Coder — he was in Sirius's lap the whole time in 5 whenever Hermione was at HQ
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah that, plus he protected sirius in 3
Insane Coder — yeah...
Insane Coder — wasn't it great the part where Ginny transfigures just her arm into a Lion paw and rips off Bellatrix whole arm with the wand during that fight?
Insane Coder — I was waiting to see her in some agony after she beat the previous Animagus in 5, it was very fitting
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah very poetic justice
Insane Coder — wasn't it also nice how Filch finally redeems himself?
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, cool how he's not really a squib
Insane Coder — yeah
Insane Coder — fooling everyone that whole time
— Defender1031*Talk — well, he WAS on orders... though how he could possibly bear the pain of waiting is anyone's guess
Insane Coder — yeah, having to clean all that stuff without magic
Insane Coder — although I cried after Fred and George's death and all he just went ahead and vanished the last of the swamp like it was nothing
Insane Coder — it made me feel then that F&G were really gone ;_;
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah...
— Defender1031*Talk — nice how luna made use of the last of their wheezes though
Insane Coder — yeah
— Defender1031*Talk — and i thought they had annoyed umbridge in 5
Insane Coder — Ha
Insane Coder — BTW, did you feel ripped off that Remus and Fenrir killed each other in the end?
Insane Coder — I felt that Remus should've fought with Peter, after all Peter had a silver hand
— Defender1031*Talk — not as ripped off as i was when you find out what really happened to sirius
Insane Coder — er
Insane Coder — don't remind me
Insane Coder goes to wash the bad taste out of his mouth
— Defender1031*Talk — haha
Insane Coder — she couldn't have made that whole dumb veil thing any dumber
— Defender1031*Talk — how she managed to pack so much into one book is incredible though
Insane Coder — and Stan Shunpike really being a death eater, come on, it was ridiculus
Insane Coder — well, it was 750 pages, the US edition anyways
— Defender1031*Talk — 759
Insane Coder — okay, 759
Insane Coder — BTW, did you understand the wandless fight between Harry and Tom at all?
— Defender1031*Talk — it was something about force of will...
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Insane Coder — we already knew they couldn't fight with their brother wands
Insane Coder — but that magical armwrestle type deal was just weird
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah, but you'd have expected one of them to get a replacement instead
— Defender1031*Talk — rather than that whole wandless thing
— Defender1031*Talk — oh, hello geoblu2
Insane Coder — we already learned that each person only has one wand geared towards them
— Defender1031*Talk — geoblu2, read the new harry potter yet?
Geoblu2 — no...not yet
Insane Coder — neither side would've agreed to come to the duel with a substandard wand while the other had their regulur one
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, still they can use other wands, not as powerful but whatever
Insane Coder — them being wandless made it fair
Insane Coder — although why Tom decided to fight fair is beyond me
Geoblu2 — how?
Insane Coder — I guess he had to protect his pride or some such nonsense
Geoblu2 —  ?
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Geoblu2 — yeah have not read it yet
Insane Coder — geoblu2: it wasn't that good :/
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, nah, he just didn't want it said that he took the easy way out...
Insane Coder — she could've wrote that part better though
— Defender1031*Talk — she could've written a lot better
Insane Coder — true true
Geoblu2 — so do not buy?
Insane Coder — I really liked how Harry later on used Moody's eye after he lost his and Moody died
Insane Coder — geoblu2: no don't
Geoblu2 — ok
Geoblu2 — I wont
Insane Coder — your local library will probably have a copy anyway
— Defender1031*Talk — well, i don't think it was appropriate for him to accept the eye when moody offered it
Geoblu2 — really? but they'll be out
Geoblu2 — I sure
Insane Coder — geoblu2: not indefinitly
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: oh please, moody was a ghost at that point
— Defender1031*Talk — still... not right...
Insane Coder — were you shocked that Nymphadora and Remus got married so soon into the book?
— Defender1031*Talk — a bit yes
— Defender1031*Talk — i expected a bigger affair, like bill and fleur's
Insane Coder — Fleur was also funny with the "I look horrible" line
Insane Coder — yeah me too
— Defender1031*Talk — you mean the "I look 'orrible" line...
— Defender1031*Talk — too bad the wedding didn't end so happily...
Geoblu2 —  ?
Insane Coder — you knew Death Eaters would interrupt it
Geoblu2 — death?!:|
Geoblu2 —  :|
Insane Coder — but were you as shocked as I was how Fleur's Veela powers combined with Bill's werewolf stuff?
Insane Coder — that was one scary baby
Geoblu2 —  :/ stuff?!
Insane Coder — geoblu2: you have some kind of problem?
Geoblu2 — (I think I should read it!)
Geoblu2 — no
Geoblu2 — not at all
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: did you feel it was dumb how Hagrid survived the motorcycle accident, to only get eaten later by Aragog's children?
Geoblu2 takes out pop corn
Geoblu2 — oh its gettin good
Geoblu2 — (munch)
Insane Coder — geoblu2: oh please, it was terrible
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, yes, quite dumb indeed
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: I mean Snape being Tom's son, come on, that was just over the top
Geoblu2 — (mouth full
Geoblu2 — continu
Insane Coder — geoblu2: the book was really bad
Insane Coder — although some of it was enjoyable
Geoblu2 — not the ones u are saying!
Geoblu2 — (munch)
Insane Coder — I really loved how Ginny transfigured just her arm to a lion's paw and ripped Bellatrix apart
— Defender1031*Talk — you said that already
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: yeah I did, geoblu2 wasn't here though
Geoblu2 — (mouth full) wow
— Defender1031*Talk — sad what a traitor dung was
Insane Coder — didn't you feel the all seeing eye should do more? I felt so cheated for paying for this book
Insane Coder — what did you expect of a guy named dung?
— Defender1031*Talk — meh, the eye was reunited, did its shtick once, then dissolved into dust... such a waste
Geoblu2 — (eyes poped) wow
Geoblu2 — like I'm there
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: yeah, the deathly hallows being the two halves the eye, bleh
— Defender1031*Talk — you know what this book needed more of? spellotape
Geoblu2 — eyes,
Insane Coder — and Harry had one the whole time in the pockets of his cloak without knowing it was just DUMB
Insane Coder — yeah
— Defender1031*Talk — not once did the book mention spellotape
Geoblu2 —  :/
Geoblu2 — yeah
Insane Coder — not once did the book have non verbal spells either
Insane Coder — like why did she introduce them in 6 for?
— Defender1031*Talk — well that was annoying
Geoblu2 — that sounds dumb
Geoblu2 —  :|
— Defender1031*Talk — to make the idea of wandless spells easier to digest no doubt
Insane Coder — geoblu2: the book was very dumb
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: perhaps, but I didn't see the logical A to B in that
Insane Coder — using guns enhanced magically though was a nice touch
Insane Coder — unlimited bullets :D
— Defender1031*Talk — well... it's a lot easier to take in...
Geoblu2 — magic rules
Insane Coder — WHY WHY did Tom have to have a polyjuice'd clone of himself?
Geoblu2 —  ?
Insane Coder — it reminded me of Saddam Hussein with a bunch of doubles walking around
Geoblu2 —  ??
— Defender1031*Talk — though i don't see why she couldn't just draw off of how little kids do it or how dumbledore has done it a lot...
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, it reminded me of romanov in red alert 2
Insane Coder — geoblu2: Harry shot Tom from far away, and told him as he's laying there bleeding, you died like a Muggle Tom with a Muggle invention, and it turns out to be a Death Eather Polyjuiced
Geoblu2 — (munch)
Geoblu2 — wow
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: true
Geoblu2 — that sucked
Insane Coder — chidlren can do wandless magic, and then boom, as adults owning a wand they no longer can, like WTH?
Insane Coder — that was shoddy writing
— Defender1031*Talk — well, they CAN... as we learned
Insane Coder — DeFender1031: yeah, but the majority never do for some stupid reason
— Defender1031*Talk — it's a placibo thing
Insane Coder — yeah whatever
Geoblu2 — (mu-hack-unch)
Insane Coder — geoblu2: what is your probem?
Geoblu2 — cernal
Insane Coder — I'm still reeling from Tom being Severus's father though
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Insane Coder — DeFender1031: what did you feel was the dumbest part of the book?
Geoblu2 — oh (munch)
Geoblu2 — suspense :|
— Defender1031*Talk — insane_coder, the part where we find out that snorkacks are real
Insane Coder — bleh
Geoblu2 —  :0
Insane Coder — you found that to be the DUMBEST?
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah... after all the craziness with luna...
Insane Coder — I was more perturbed by elves being able to teleport humans. I mean Draco could've got an elf to break into Hogwarts easily in 6
— Defender1031*Talk — yeah... that DID bother me
Geoblu2 —  :0
— Defender1031*Talk — unless of course draco didn't think that elf magic was worth even considering
Insane Coder — Or the part where Regulus was Crookshanks the whole time but switched like that, it was bleh
Geoblu2 —  :| bleh
Insane Coder — I should've seen it though
Insane Coder — it should've been obvious after reading 3 and 5
— Defender1031*Talk — oh crap...
Insane Coder —  ?
— Defender1031*Talk — it's like 1AM
Insane Coder — yeah so?
Geoblu2 — thanks for the excitement by
— Defender1031*Talk — i shouldve... nevermindd
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srry if i ruining ur page, so just delete this, but i wuz wondering if you could help me cuz im pretty new to the wiki and i need help fixing up my page. thanx if you can help! --Acam30 19:39, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

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