About me
My sig:
— MichaelXX2 
Well, I'm a eleven-year-old kid who loves the Homestar Runner Wiki. You can call me Michael. I spend most of my time online on the HRWiki, because it has so much information about Homestar, it makes me want to edit all of it and make friends. I now spend more time on it then ever, and I hope to be a System Operator one say... Now, I know a LOT of things that I didn't before Homestar Runner. If this and this hadn't have entered my life, I might not have a worthwhile one.
- I have an email address. I mainly use it to keep track of what's going on here. And I like to talk to SysRq868. That guy is awesome. So is Gmail. Rock rock on, Gmail users!
Favorites
How I discovered Homestar Runner
I discovered H*R when my friend, A.J, told me about Homestar Runner. He said that an older kid told him about the site, and he told me the URL like, 15 times. I never listened, because I didn't think it was worthwhile. When I had my end-of-the-school-year party, he showed me First Time Here? And I was all but dumbfounded. I wasn't very impressed until he showed me underlings, and I fell in love. After they left, I was literally foaming at the mouth to see more of this wonderful site. Unfortunately, I joined around the time Takin' a Baby Break was going on, and by the time the site was updated again, I had seen every cartoon, memorized the site, and seen almost every Sbemail. I saw literally every one when I made a videotape of all the Sbemails on my Wii browser.
How I discovered the Homestar Runner Wiki
My amazing first edit ever. It was vandalism, but that page is special.
My first MichaelXX2 edit ever.
My 1000th edit! Wow!
My 2000th edit! It was correcting an image!
A long time ago, February 6 of 2008 to be exact, I was sitting in bed one night and I was watching H*R on my Wii. A few weeks ago, I had accidentally discovered The Secrets That I Keep. I had an obsession of cine projectors and I remembered the page title, so I Googled it. The link to the Wiki page was the first link to come up, so I clicked it. I saw the page and thought it was some boring cult and never paid much attention to it. I frantically searched until I found the link, and I ignored everything else. After 3 times of visiting, I thought I should explore more. I clicked the Main Page button and I explored several pages. I knew I was hooked. I set up an account and now look, I know a lot of the HTML. Best site eva!
Favorite H*R Quotes
"Um...hi. I like music, and, um... Cloth." So and So
"Remember last Spring when you said you wanted to play Hide-and-Seek?" Homestar Runner
"The Adventures of Lolo? You'd betterd'st had saved the receipt!" Cheat'd Moses Malone
"Well, I am the exact same." The Exact Same
Favorite Random Quotes
"OH EM GEE! GEE! You can't see me. ME! I'm blendin' in just like a pine tree. TREE!" Here.
"For every star; a story, there is." Master Yoda
Wiki Stuff
Major Contributions
- Templates:
commentary
seemain
hremail
- Pages:
Hremails
Crack in the Wall
The Exact Same
Bad Sportsmanship
Dork
Brellow Crayon
Homestar's Mug
Capers
Hremail Intros
Hremail Page Titles
Get Outta My X
Times
Fantasy Football
- Other:
Eggs (disambiguation)
Michael
My Bottom 10
As you can see in my userboxes, I like to download a lot of fonts. Here's how to download your own:
In Windows XP, download your font. Then, right-click on the .zip file and hit Extract all or Extract All Files. Then, go to the Start menu and click Run. Type in fonts or Fonts. A menu of files should pop up. Now, go to My Documents or your Desktop and you should see a file that looks like the file in the folder called Fonts. Drag the TrueType or OpenType font file to that list, and you're done!
Favorite Characters In Order From Best To Worst
- Homestar Runner
- Homsar
- Strong Bad
- The Cheat
- Bubs
- Coach Z
- Strong Sad
- Strong Mad
- Pom Pom
- The Poopsmith
- Marzipan
- The King of Town
Random Mushings
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Someone needs to ban Marzie500. She's obviously a sockpuppet.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
So apparently she's not. Woo-hoo.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
I have a lot of YouTube SBCG4AP walkthroughs to watch this two weeks I'm off. I only have the 1st and the 2nd episodes completed. Those things are freakin' hard!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
I really don't get why I can't do a simple thing like tell an IP address that their test edits worked. One user's comin' off the list today, that's for sure.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Cleaned house and fixed a lot of images.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
I can't seem to get into the Christmas spirit.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
This is the last year with two zeros in the middle with a two in front of it, so... Yeah. This kinda sucks again.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
So, haven't updated this thing in a while. I'm getting better with page-making and the Hremails give me a lot to choose from.
You Know You're Addicted To The Wiki and Homestar When You:
- Spit random lines of the funniest material from the website at people.
- Have tried to make Melonade.
- Get mad at a friend because they didn't say that funny quote from the site perfectly and correct him/her.
- Have every little toy for Homestar and make stop-motions with the figurines (or wanted to).
- Spend most of your free time on the Wiki to go behind the scenes.
- Call a field that your family or you own "Strong Badia."
- Say Decemberween instead of Christmas most of the time.
- Wonder why an Octoberween hasn't been made for Halloween.
- Say "crap" in every other sentence.
- Have had a dream about Homestar (mine was kind of creepy, though).
If at least 5/10 of these are you, you are addicted to Homestar Runner!
My Homestar Runner Dream
I had a dream about Homestar One night. Crap. It's fading... HELP!! IT'S FADING!!
Who the crap am I?

Which Homestar Runner character are you?

I took the tests, and... yeah.
Awesome People
Person | Why
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Sysrq868 | He's a cool cool guy who's the face of subtitles!
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Heimstern Läufer  | A serious sysop who lets nothing get by him. He also has a cool sig.
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BBG | A kind and fun loving person. He also has a nice user page.
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- Qermaq - (T/C)  | Need I say why?
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Loafing | A nice sysop who informs me when I'm doing wrong in a nice manner. Loafin' FTW!
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It's dot com | Very strict and wise, but nice overall.
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Funny IRC Stuff
<homestramy20> idk, i dont remember someone called "nerd"
<homestramy20> and trust me, i would
<homestramy20> OMGOMGOMGHI DEBRA
<MichaelXX2> O.O
<The_Mu> HAHAHA
<homestramy20> DEBRA
<MichaelXX2> :|
<homestramy20> I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE ON YOUR TALK PAGE DID YOU GET IT DEBRA?
<MichaelXX2> duh
*TheCheese slaps HSB150 around a bit with a large trout
<HSB150> what?
* HSB150 hits cheesy in the head until he answers me
<HSB150> *bonk*
<HSB150> *bonk*
<HSB150> *bonk*
<HSB150> *bonk*
<MichaelXX2> stop flooding
<HSB150> this is pointless
<MichaelXX2> did anyone see my funny edit summaries?
<MichaelXX2> 1. (Well, duh. That's what "other characters" means. If I said me and everyone else in the world, would I say everyone else in the world including Jessica? No, she would be way too old for me anyway)
<MichaelXX2> 2. (It's not a goof, he just didn't want to wear a hat. I don't want to wear a hat right now, do you? Mostly because I just got out of the shower)
*** Raiku has joined #hrwiki
*** Raiku has left #hrwiki
<_20eric06_> i see no funny edit summaries there, sorry
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<MichaelXX2> I see something funny, it's how tiny and atom-sized _20eric06_'s brain is
<_20eric06_> Stop using your binoculars backwards.
<MichaelXX2> No, you'd have to use a 400000000000000000 X microscope to see that thing. I can barely see it at all. Oh, wait, it's right next to that Carbon electron!
<_20eric06_> Nope, that's yours.
<MichaelXX2> No, you can see mine from Austria
<MichaelXX2> I hit "Print Screen" then went to the desktop, right-clicked, selected "Open With", then hit "Picture Manager", then pasted it, then hit delete, then cropped it, then exported it as a .png file, then I uploaded it accordingly
<HSB150> yeah
<HSB150> i know that much
<MichaelXX2> Yeah, it's my pic
<HSB150> i use paint
<HSB150> that's my picture manager
<HSB150> :P
<HSB150> yeah
<HSB150> photoshop's wothless without a tablet
<HSB150> so...not like i'ma get that
<MichaelXX2> photoshop costs a whole freakin lot of money
<HSB150> yeah?
<HSB150> i think it's free
<HSB150> gues not
<HSB150> yeah
<MichaelXX2> "Well, I am the exact same."
<HSB150> so am i
<HSB150> :O
<HSB150> ping him
[DeFender1031 PING reply] : 1.031 seconds
<HSB150> 1.031
<HSB150> seconds
<HSB150> well, he's here
<MichaelXX2> O_o
<MichaelXX2> um
<HSB150> i pinged him
<MichaelXX2> Defender 1031
<MichaelXX2> 1.031
<HSB150> ping me now
<HSB150> oh
<HSB150> crap
<MichaelXX2> DeFender1031 VS. 1.031
<HSB150> that's awesome
<MichaelXX2> think about that
<Lapper> woah woah woah
<Lapper> Raiku, who said you could get in here?
<Raiku> my ip changing
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Lapper
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on MichaelXX2
<MichaelXX2> I CAN DO THIIIS
*** ChanServ sets mode -o on MichaelXX2
<HSB150> uh oh
<HSB150> he's not firing the cows
<HSB150> or walruses
<HSB150> ...yet
<HSB150> just don't aggrivate him
<MichaelXX2> COWS
<HSB150> you'll not be dead
<MichaelXX2> I FIRE COWS
<HSB150> cows
<HSB150> right
<HSB150> walrus is what raiku shoots
<MichaelXX2> I FIRE COWS OUT OF A FREAKISHLY LARGE GUN/CATAPULT
<MichaelXX2> yes
<MichaelXX2> the knowledge is sweet
<MichaelXX2> like this marshmallow
<MichaelXX2> *Holds up a marshmallow*
<DorianGray> You can't destroy meeee!
<Dinoshaur> what's marshmallow fluff?
<MichaelXX2> No idea
<DeFender1031> marshmallowness without the gelatin
<Dinoshaur> wow
<DeFender1031> so there was once when i was on some sort of youth program, these two girls had a jar of marshmallow fluff and they were- oh right... family friendly...
<Dinoshaur> It's been so long since we've had a moment like this
<DorianGray> Now try new Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise!
<DorianGray> Made from the best stuuuuuuff!
<Dinoshaur> He so creepy he creeps out you and me
<DeFender1031> a moment like what?
<DeFender1031> oh
<Dinoshaur> Look out kids it's CUD
<DeFender1031> what?
<DeFender1031> how was that ME being creepy?
<DeFender1031> it's not like i was hitting on any 14 year olds...
<DeFender1031> speaking of which, i miss acam...
<Dinoshaur> jibblie jibblie jibblie
<DeFender1031> hahahahahahahah
<DeFender1031> I can't get my emoticons to work
<MichaelXX2> Maybe it's your Nazi computer
<Mas12806> Oh that's just gold
<HSB150> another interesting tidbit from ryan
<HSB150> he answers to "hey loser" XD
<MichaelXX2> <MichaelXX2> on a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome is my new nav pic?
<MichaelXX2> <MichaelXX2> on a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome is my new nav pic?
<MichaelXX2> <MichaelXX2> on a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome is my new nav pic?
<MichaelXX2> <MichaelXX2> on a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome is my new nav pic?
<MichaelXX2> <MichaelXX2> on a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome is my new nav pic?
<MichaelXX2> <MichaelXX2> on a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome is my new nav pic?
<HSB150> 8
<MichaelXX2> what
<MichaelXX2> what
<MichaelXX2> WHAT
<MichaelXX2> WHAT
<MichaelXX2> WHAT
<MichaelXX2> WHY
<MichaelXX2> TELL ME WHY
<HSB150> there are better pics on the wiki
<HSB150> like, that one in my sig
<HSB150> the star one
<MichaelXX2> I needed it to be transparent
<HSB150> oh
<HSB150> then yeah, 10
<HSB150> for transparent
<MichaelXX2> Hola, señor. ¿Qué hay de nuevo, la salsa de tomate?
<MichaelXX2> Voy a hablar en español ahora.
<MichaelXX2> ¿Puede usted me entiende?
<MichaelXX2> Usted puede, vaya a Internet.
<MichaelXX2> Me gustan las plumas y lápices.
<MichaelXX2> Escriben ordenado y claro.
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