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:'''STRONG BAD:''' My people, we can no longer suffer under the invisible boot of this power-mad tyrant. A call to arms! Who's with me? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' My people, we can no longer suffer under the invisible boot of this power-mad tyrant. A call to arms! Who's with me? | ||
| - | :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{shakes his | + | :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{shakes his fist in the air}'' STRONG MAD! |
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{raises his hand}'' Me! | :'''COACH Z:''' ''{raises his hand}'' Me! | ||
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks at his sides}'' I suppose you think you're really funny! | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks at his sides}'' I suppose you think you're really funny! | ||
Revision as of 03:45, 18 September 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from House of Strong in Strong Badia the Free.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Basement
Couch
- STRONG BAD: The couch is in pretty bad shape. I gotta stop sleeping so hard.
Television
- Only after annexing The Cheat and Tirerea.
- TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: Now the long national nightmare is over, thanks to one charismatic leader. Strong Bad, your star is on the rise! {Strong Bad chuckles}
- Only after annexing Country.
- TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: Dateline: Country! Once a proud land filled with proud person, this developing nation now waves a new flag: the Strong Badian empire's.
- Only after annexing Bleak House.
- TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: Better luck next time, dough boy!
- Only after annexing Pompomerania.
- TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: Pompomerania, jewel of the east! And now that jewel is in Strong Bad's crown, as he's bounced into their heathen land and showed them how our boys do things back home!
- Only after annexing the Homsar Reservation.
- TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the 20th century, Homsar! "Raised by a cup of coffee" indeed!
- DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR: ...part 8 of our 24-part series on the history of salt...
Trogdor Game
- STRONG BAD: Trogdor continues to torment me with his brokenness and not-workingosity!
Bathroom
Mirror
- STRONG BAD: Hey! who put the Muscleface 2 movie poster up in the bathroom? Uh...oh wait! It's just my reflection!
- STRONG BAD: Who's the star of this game? That's right, you are!
Shower
- STRONG BAD: Sparkling clean. Must have been Obsessio Depressio's turn to clean the bathroom this week.
- STRONG SAD: {Peeks in} It's my turn EVERY week!
Sink
- STRONG BAD: I stopped looking through these cabinets after I found Strong Mad's tube of {disgustedly} below-the-belt paste. {Gets a small case of the jibblies}
Strong Mad's Room
- STRONG BAD: Strong Mad's room has been off-limits ever since that crate of bug bombs "mysteriously" went off inside his closet. It should be all cleared out in about a month, though.
Toilet
- STRONG BAD: Ah, toilet humor.
- STRONG BAD: Uh, commode humor.
- STRONG BAD: Oh, potty humor.
Computer Room
Calendar
- STRONG BAD: Gotta remember this date: the worst day in the whimsical history of wrongful imprisonment.
- STRONG BAD: Today, I take over the world! {pronounced woild}
Drawing
- Before escaping house arrest
- {cut to close up view of drawing}
- STRONG BAD: Stupid King of stupid Town.
Floppy Disks
- STRONG BAD: The complete suite of Edgarware anti-spam, anti-virus, anti-malware, anti-mail, anti-productivity, and antidisestablishmentarianism software.
Light Switch
- STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad turns the lights off, and then back on} Intriguing.
- STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad turns the lights off, and then back on} Not so intruguing.
Look at Yard
- While under house arrest
- {cut to exterior view, Strong Bad looking out the window over The Cheat, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Mad and Coach Z. An effigy of the King of Town stands in front of them, consisting of a white globe mounted on a short pole in the ground bearing the sign "King of Town". A pile of Creamy Dings lies at the base}
- STRONG BAD: What are you guys doing here? Can't you see I've got enough troubles? I'm a political prisoner!
- MARZIPAN: {holding her guitar, Carol} That's why we're here, Strong Bad. This is a peaceful protest rally.
- STRONG BAD: Peaceful?!
- STRONG MAD: FREE STRONG BAD!
- COACH Z: {holding a sign which reads "KOT = JRK"} No taxin' without representin'!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Save the bats!
- MARZIPAN: I ven wrote you a protest song! {plays the guitar and sings} C'mon everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like the King of Town makin' people's heads explode.
- STRONG BAD: Ahh! Cruel and unusual!
- After escaping from house arrest
- STRONG BAD: At least it's finally quiet out there, and relatively stank-free.
Plug
- STRONG BAD: I can't unplug the Lappy. It takes five to seven business days to fully charge the battery. Lappy don't charge on weekends.
Random Shouts
- Things heard shouted by the protesters outside (also heard when Strong Bad is looking out the window)
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: No blood for creamy dings!
- COACH Z: No taxin' without representin'!
- COACH Z: Free Strong Bad!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {chanting} I want a soda!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Save the bats!
- STRONG MAD: FREE STRONG BAD!
- STRONG MAD: LET MY PEOPLE GO!
Rave Switch
- STRONG BAD: {robotically} Prepare yourself, test commencing.
- {Camera zooms in and out, light effects and sound clip from techno play}
- STRONG BAD: {robotically} I didn't prepare myself.
Sign
- STRONG BAD: I really gotta update that sign with something more forceful... but, eh, that sounds like too much work.
Stooly
- STRONG BAD: Ah, my trusty steed. Stooly, I'd ride you into email battle any day.
Kitchen
Laundry Room
Pennants
- STRONG BAD: Those are pennants from various academic institutions, unaccredited and discredited alike.
Washer/Dryer
- STRONG BAD: The emperor's new clothes just need to tumble dry. Then I can put them on.
Living Room
Looking at Yard
Invisible Fence
- STRONG BAD: {cut to view of fence blocking front door} I'm a-gonna have to get rid of that fence before I become a sickly pale shut-in like Strong Sad.
- STRONG SAD: {opens the front door} Pallor to the people! {closes door}
King of Town effigy
- {close view of the base of the effigy, surrounded by Creamy Dings, slow pan up, revealing a plain pole bearing the sign "King of Town" and a plain white styrofoam sphere on top}
- STRONG BAD: {sarcastically} Wow, Marzipan, you've outdone yourself this time. You really nailed the eyes. It's like I'm starting into the King's beer-battered soul.
Mailbox
- STRONG BAD: Hmm, I guess I could wait for an eviction notice. That would get me out of the house.
Package
- STRONG BAD: Man, ain't that always the way. The one day an interesting package comes in the mail, is the day you get put under house arrest for tax evasion.
Protestors
Protestors → Fence
- STRONG BAD: Are you losers gonna just stand around losing, or help me get past that fence?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: That would be illegal!
- COACH Z: I can't go back to the joint again, man! I ain't goin'!
- MARZIPAN: {zoom in on pile of Creamy Dings at the base of the effigy} We started a collection to help pay your back taxes. You're welcome!
- STRONG BAD: Any ideas how I can break house arrest and get past that fence?
- MARZIPAN: No, but I've got some great ideas for things you can do indoors. Build a birdhouse, make a rabbit lean-to, construct a beetle pagoda—
- STRONG BAD: Any ideas don't involve me wanting to blow my brains out?
- MARZIPAN: Hmm. Probably not.
- STRONG BAD: {whiny} I'm never gonna get out of this house!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Don't worry, we'll be here every day for you unil you're released, singing songs 'bout freedom and compression!
- STRONG BAD: {camera slowly zooms out and up into the sky away from Strong Bad} Noooooo!
Protestors → Effigy
- STRONG BAD: Why'd you bring that ugly, misshapen stick?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: She organized the protest rally!
- STRONG BAD: Not Marzipan! {softly} Though that's a pretty good one, gotta remember that. {speaking normally} I'm talking 'bout that stick dangerously close to the invisible fence.
- COACH Z: That's our orfigy of the King of Town! Er, arfigy. RPG. First person shooter!
- STRONG BAD: Effigy? That looks nothing like the King of Town.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, Marzipan made us take all that stuff off.
- MARZIPAN: Right, Homestar. We're protesting the actions of the King of Town, not the man himself.
- STRONG MAD: FIGHT THE POWER!
- COACH Z: We was gonna burn it, but after lookin' at that pathetic thing, our hearts just ain't in it. We want to fry up the King of Town, not Stickball Jackson.
- STRONG BAD: Shouldn't you all be putting a torch to that quote-unquote effigy?
- COACH Z: Eh. It's just a stick. Can't really get into protestin' a simple stick.
Protestors → No King of Town
- STRONG BAD: Man, this is so unfair. I gotta write an angry letter to my doughy congressman.
- MARZIPAN: Didn't you see the warning message about the new e-mail tax?
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Marzipan} No, I didn't see the warning message about the new e-mail tax. {speaking normally} All messages from the King of Town get intercepted with extreme prejudice by my idiot filter.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: But I sent you all kinds of reminder e-mails!
- STRONG BAD: Idiot filter.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: But I sent you all kinds of reminder e-mails!
- STRONG BAD: Idiot— nevermind.
- STRONG BAD: My people, we can no longer suffer under the invisible boot of this power-mad tyrant. A call to arms! Who's with me?
- STRONG MAD: {shakes his fist in the air} STRONG MAD!
- COACH Z: {raises his hand} Me!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {looks at his sides} I suppose you think you're really funny!
Outside
Strong Bad Emails
- STRONG BAD: {singing} I don't know but I've been told, E-mail's best when it don't scroll!
Dumbest LawHey Strong Bad!
What's the dumbest law the King of Town has ever passed?
Dont you think youd be a better ruler than the King of
Town?
Your pal, Roy T. Castle Hill.
- {Strong Bad pronounces "dont" as dahnt and "youd" as ya-ood}
- STRONG BAD: Well, Roytee, it goes without saying that I'd be a better ruler than the King of Town. {clears screen} But seriously, who wants that job? Stuck in a castle all day, stuck making dumb laws, probably stuck in the bathtub... no thanks, man. {cut to over the shoulder shot of Strong Bad} And the King of Town's mostly harmless. Sure he's stupid looking, {cut to drawing of the King of Town on a sheet of notebook paper, his Dumb Crown, Cheesy Beard, Stupid Red Robe and Fatness are labelled} as this scientific diagram illustrates, but he stays out of my business, and that lazy faire approach to government is a welcome alternative. {Strong Bad looks at the camera} Ooh, I think I'd like to the lazy fair.
- THE KING OF TOWN: {standing in the doorway, theme music begins to play} Aha! Caught you red gloved-ed.
- STRONG BAD: The King of Town?! How'd you get in here?
- THE KING OF TOWN: In flagrant disregard of my new e-mail tax, eh? One Creamy Ding snack cake for every e-mail sent or received!
- STRONG BAD: {cut to Strong Bad} E-mail tax?! {zoom in} Flagrant?! {zoom in} Creamy ... {zoom in} Ding?!
- THE KING OF TOWN: Oh, so you refuse to pay? Poopsmith, administer the collar of obedience!
- {The Poopsmith climbs in through the window, wearing the municipality armor and clubs Strong Bad off of Stooly to the floor}
- STRONG BAD: What are you doing?! Hey, cut that out! {overlapping} Ow! My freedom!
- THE KING OF TOWN: You are under house arrest. You have the right to bribe me. {cut to Strong Bad, who is now wearing a metal collar with a flashing red light} Anything you offer will be eaten by me whether cooked or raw. {cut to exterior shot of front door, showing a pulsating electronic security gate, bearing matching lights to Strong Bad's collar} Try walking past that fence downstairs, and blammo! Hope you weren't attached to that head. And one more thing, {The King of Town takes and eats Strong Bad's map from the previous game}
- STRONG BAD: My map! I need that!
- THE KING OF TOWN: This'll make sure you stay put until you can pay up! Now let's ride, Poopsmith! Gotta go collect on my new Pour-a-Bag-of-Jellybeans-Down-My-Gullet tax! {The King of Town exits. The Poopsmith follows, crouching behind his shield and walking backwards out of the room}
- STRONG BAD: House arrest? Aw man, this is the worse thing to happen to my style in a long line of bad things happening to my style. I gotta find a way outta here, and give that uncharacteristically oppresive King of Town a serious mustache pounding.
Strong Bad's Room
Strong Sad's Room
Bathroom
Shower
- STRONG BAD: Sparkling clean. Must have been Obsessio Depressio's turn to clean the bathroom this week.
- STRONG SAD: It's my turn every week!
Toilet
- STRONG BAD: Ah, toilet humor.
- STRONG BAD: Oh, potty humor.
- STRONG BAD: Uh, comode humor.
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