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! Rank !! Length !! Including<BR> Easter Eggs !! Email
! Rank !! Length !! Including<BR> Easter Eggs !! Email
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| #<count/> || 6:53 || 7:21 || '''159. [[retirement]]''' (current longest email, since October 9, 2006)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 6:53 || 7:21 || '''159. [[retirement]]''' (current longest email, since October 9, 2006)
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| #<count/> || 5:52 || 6:48 || '''150. [[alternate universe]]''' (longest email for 26.9 weeks)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 5:52 || 6:48 || '''150. [[alternate universe]]''' (longest email for 26.9 weeks)
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| #<count/> || 5:01 || 6:05 ||'''100. [[flashback]]''' (longest email for 106 weeks)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 5:01 || 6:05 ||'''100. [[flashback]]''' (longest email for 106 weeks)
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| #<count/> || 4:59 || 4:59 || 133. [[bottom 10]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:59 || 4:59 || 133. [[bottom 10]]
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| #<count/> || 4:55 || 5:16 || 161. [[4 branches]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:55 || 5:16 || 161. [[4 branches]]
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| #<count/> || 4:54 || 4:54 || 106. [[dangeresque 3]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:54 || 4:54 || 106. [[dangeresque 3]]
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| #<count/> || 4:40 || 4:43 || 131. [[boring (really)]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:40 || 4:43 || 131. [[boring (really)]]
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| #<count/> || 4:34 || 4:57 || 124. [[secret recipes]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:34 || 4:57 || 124. [[secret recipes]]
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| #<count/> || 4:24 || 4:29 || 130. [[do over]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:24 || 4:29 || 130. [[do over]]
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| #<count/> || 4:22 || 4:33 || 135. [[lady...ing]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:22 || 4:33 || 135. [[lady...ing]]
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| #<count/> || 4:18 || 4:26 || 164. [[looking old]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:18 || 4:26 || 164. [[looking old]]
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| #<count/> || 4:18 || 4:33 || 156. [[road trip]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:18 || 4:33 || 156. [[road trip]]
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| #<count/> || 4:17 || 4:46 || '''40. [[vacation]]''' (longest email for 92.6 weeks)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:17 || 4:46 || '''40. [[vacation]]''' (longest email for 92.6 weeks)
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| #<count/> || 4:16 || 4:43 || 151. [[senior prom]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:16 || 4:43 || 151. [[senior prom]]
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| #<count/> || 4:14 || 4:14 || 104. [[theme park]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:14 || 4:14 || 104. [[theme park]]
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| #<count/> || 4:10 || 4:46 || 93. [[army]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:10 || 4:46 || 93. [[army]]
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| #<count/> || 4:10 || 4:30 || 166. [[unnatural]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:10 || 4:30 || 166. [[unnatural]]
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| #<count/> || 4:08 || 4:19 || 126. [[best thing]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:08 || 4:19 || 126. [[best thing]]
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| #<count/> || 4:05 || 4:16 || 118. [[virus]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 4:05 || 4:16 || 118. [[virus]]
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| rowspan="2" | #<count/> || rowspan="2" | 4:02 || 4:27 ||119. [[animal]]
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| rowspan="2" | #{{#count:emails}} || rowspan="2" | 4:02 || 4:27 ||119. [[animal]]
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| 4:31 || 120. [[radio]] <span style="display:none"><count /></span>
| 4:31 || 120. [[radio]] <span style="display:none"><count /></span>
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| #<count/> || 3:58 || 4:07 || 162. [[the chair]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:58 || 4:07 || 162. [[the chair]]
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| #<count/> || 3:56 || 3:56 || 160. [[coloring]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:56 || 3:56 || 160. [[coloring]]
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| #<count/> || 3:56 || 3:56 || 155. [[theme song]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:56 || 3:56 || 155. [[theme song]]
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| #<count/> || 3:56 || 4:11 || 168. [[your funeral]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:56 || 4:11 || 168. [[your funeral]]
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| #<count/> || 3:51 || 3:51 || 134. [[record book]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:51 || 3:51 || 134. [[record book]]
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| #<count/> || 3:51 || 4:11 || 167. [[the movies]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:51 || 4:11 || 167. [[the movies]]
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| #<count/> || 3:48 || 4:13 || 141. [[death metal]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:48 || 4:13 || 141. [[death metal]]
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| #<count/> || 3:47 || 4:27 || 143. [[technology]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:47 || 4:27 || 143. [[technology]]
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| #<count/> || 3:46 || 3:54 || 153. [[redesign]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:46 || 3:54 || 153. [[redesign]]
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| #<count/> || 3:44 || 4:28 || 138. [[space program]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:44 || 4:28 || 138. [[space program]]
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| #<count/> || 3:44 || 3:51 || 128. [[rampage]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:44 || 3:51 || 128. [[rampage]]
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| #<count/> || 3:44 || 3:57 || 142. [[secret identity]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:44 || 3:57 || 142. [[secret identity]]
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| #<count/> || 3:43 || 4:06 || 102. [[lunch special]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:43 || 4:06 || 102. [[lunch special]]
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| #<count/> || 3:43 || 3:56 || 122. [[dreamail]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:43 || 3:56 || 122. [[dreamail]]
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| #<count/> || 3:39 || 3:39 || DVD bonus: [[Real-Live E-Mails]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:39 || 3:39 || DVD bonus: [[Real-Live E-Mails]]
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| #<count/> || 3:39 || 3:39 || 165. [[strong badathlon]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:39 || 3:39 || 165. [[strong badathlon]]
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| #<count/> || 3:38 || 4:08 || 136. [[geddup noise]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:38 || 4:08 || 136. [[geddup noise]]
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| #<count/> || 3:37 || 4:06 || 139. [[portrait]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:37 || 4:06 || 139. [[portrait]]
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| #<count/> || 3:34 || 3:34 || 169. [[from work]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:34 || 3:34 || 169. [[from work]]
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| #<count/> || 3:34 || 3:39 || 137. [[bedtime story]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:34 || 3:39 || 137. [[bedtime story]]
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| rowspan="2" | #<count/> || rowspan="2" | 3:33 || 3:43 || 154. [[keep cool]]
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| rowspan="2" | #{{#count:emails}} || rowspan="2" | 3:33 || 3:43 || 154. [[keep cool]]
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| 3:52 || 170. [[rough copy]] <span style="display:none">#<count/></span>
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| 3:52 || 170. [[rough copy]] <span style="display:none">#{{#count:emails}}</span>
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| #<count/> || 3:30 || 3:30 || 147. [[lady fan]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:30 || 3:30 || 147. [[lady fan]]
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| #<count/> || 3:29 || 3:38  || 163. [[what I want]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:29 || 3:38  || 163. [[what I want]]
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| #<count/> || 3:28 || 3:50 || 129. [[garage sale]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:28 || 3:50 || 129. [[garage sale]]
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| #<count/> || 3:26 || 3:56 || 109. [[crying]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:26 || 3:56 || 109. [[crying]]
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| #<count/> || 3:26 || 3:26 || 157. [[trading cards]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:26 || 3:26 || 157. [[trading cards]]
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| #<count/> || 3:24 || 3:34 || 110. [[for kids]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:24 || 3:34 || 110. [[for kids]]
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| #<count/> || 3:23 || 3:31 || 152. [[isp]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:23 || 3:31 || 152. [[isp]]
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| #<count/> || 3:23 || 3:44 || 116. [[extra plug]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:23 || 3:44 || 116. [[extra plug]]
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| #<count/> || 3:23 || 3:32 || 125. [[rock opera]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:23 || 3:32 || 125. [[rock opera]]
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| #<count/> || 3:22 || 4:22 || 115. [[time capsule]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:22 || 4:22 || 115. [[time capsule]]
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| #<count/> || 3:22 || 3:33 || 105. [[replacement]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:22 || 3:33 || 105. [[replacement]]
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| #<count/> || 3:22 || 4:04 || 158. [[cliffhangers]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:22 || 4:04 || 158. [[cliffhangers]]
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| #<count/> || 3:20 || 3:26 || 58. [[dragon]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:20 || 3:26 || 58. [[dragon]]
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| #<count/> || 3:20 || 3:45 || 123. [[origins]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:20 || 3:45 || 123. [[origins]]
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| #<count/> || 3:20 || 3:33 || 79. [[the process]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:20 || 3:33 || 79. [[the process]]
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| #<count/> || 3:19 || 3:45 || 113. [[pizzaz]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:19 || 3:45 || 113. [[pizzaz]]
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| #<count/> || 3:18 || 4:06 || 121. [[part-time job]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:18 || 4:06 || 121. [[part-time job]]
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| #<count/> || 3:17 || 3:23 || 77. [[suntan]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:17 || 3:23 || 77. [[suntan]]
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| #<count/> || 3:15 || 3:42 || 117. [[montage]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:15 || 3:42 || 117. [[montage]]
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| #<count/> || 3:13 || 3:21 || 82. [[impression]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:13 || 3:21 || 82. [[impression]]
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| #<count/> || 3:12 || 3:21 || 146. [[pop-up]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:12 || 3:21 || 146. [[pop-up]]
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| #<count/> || 3:12 || 3:28 || 111. [[other days]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:12 || 3:28 || 111. [[other days]]
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| #<count/> || 3:11 || 3:11 || 148. [[disconnected]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:11 || 3:11 || 148. [[disconnected]]
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| #<count/> || 3:10 || 3:10 || 132. [[modeling]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:10 || 3:10 || 132. [[modeling]]
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| #<count/> || 3:10 || 3:42 || 81. [[date]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:10 || 3:42 || 81. [[date]]
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| #<count/> || 3:05 || 4:24 || 89. [[local news]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:05 || 4:24 || 89. [[local news]]
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| #<count/> || 3:05 || 3:18 || 127. [[long pants]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:05 || 3:18 || 127. [[long pants]]
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| #<count/> || 3:04 || 3:24 || 94. [[video games]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:04 || 3:24 || 94. [[video games]]
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| #<count/> || 3:02 || 3:12 || 140. [[highschool]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:02 || 3:12 || 140. [[highschool]]
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| #<count/> || 3:01 || 3:22 || 88. [[couch patch]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:01 || 3:22 || 88. [[couch patch]]
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| #<count/> || 3:01 || 3:20 || 144. [[narrator]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:01 || 3:20 || 144. [[narrator]]
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| #<count/> || 3:01 || 3:11 || 149. [[candy product]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 3:01 || 3:11 || 149. [[candy product]]
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| #<count/> || 2:59 || 3:42 || 103. [[haircut]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:59 || 3:42 || 103. [[haircut]]
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| #<count/> || 2:57 || 3:27 || 92. [[kind of cool]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:57 || 3:27 || 92. [[kind of cool]]
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| #<count/> || 2:55 || 3:17|| 145. [[myths & legends]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:55 || 3:17|| 145. [[myths & legends]]
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| rowspan="2" | #<count/> || rowspan="2" | 2:54 || 2:54 || 99. [[different town]]
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| rowspan="2" | #{{#count:emails}} || rowspan="2" | 2:54 || 2:54 || 99. [[different town]]
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| 3:27 || 101. [[car]] <span style="display:none"><count /></span>
| 3:27 || 101. [[car]] <span style="display:none"><count /></span>
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| #<count/> || 2:53 || 3:07 || 114. [[the facts]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:53 || 3:07 || 114. [[the facts]]
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| #<count/> || 2:51 || 2:51 || 70. [[big white face]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:51 || 2:51 || 70. [[big white face]]
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| #<count/> || 2:49 || 3:04 || 68. [[caper]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:49 || 3:04 || 68. [[caper]]
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| #<count/> || 2:47 || 2:47 || 96. [[lackey]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:47 || 2:47 || 96. [[lackey]]
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| #<count/> || 2:46 || 3:37 || 83. [[labor day]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:46 || 3:37 || 83. [[labor day]]
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| #<count/> || 2:45 || 3:29 || 50. [[50 emails]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:45 || 3:29 || 50. [[50 emails]]
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| #<count/> || 2:43 || 2:55 || 67. [[autobiography]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:43 || 2:55 || 67. [[autobiography]]
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| #<count/> || 2:41 || 2:53 || 91. [[caffeine]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:41 || 2:53 || 91. [[caffeine]]
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| #<count/> || 2:39 || 2:43 || 72. [[crazy cartoon]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:39 || 2:43 || 72. [[crazy cartoon]]
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| #<count/> || 2:39 || 2:39 || 98. [[stupid stuff]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:39 || 2:39 || 98. [[stupid stuff]]
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| #<count/> || 2:37 || 3:07 || 95. [[the bet]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:37 || 3:07 || 95. [[the bet]]
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| #<count/> || 2:35 || 2:35 || 60. [[huttah!]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:35 || 2:35 || 60. [[huttah!]]
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| #<count/> || 2:34 || 2:44 || 66. [[the show]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:34 || 2:44 || 66. [[the show]]
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| rowspan="2" |  #<count/> || rowspan="2" |  2:33 || 2:33 || 107. [[cheatday]]
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| rowspan="2" |  #{{#count:emails}} || rowspan="2" |  2:33 || 2:33 || 107. [[cheatday]]
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| 3:03 || 112. [[old comics]] <span style="display:none"><count/></span>
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| 3:03 || 112. [[old comics]] <span style="display:none">{{#count:emails}}</span>
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| #<count/> || 2:32 || 2:49 || DVD #4: [[Family Resemble<!--sic; we know this is misspelled-->nce]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:32 || 2:49 || DVD #4: [[Family Resemble<!--sic; we know this is misspelled-->nce]]
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| #<count/> || 2:27 || 2:36 || 87. [[mile]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:27 || 2:36 || 87. [[mile]]
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| #<count/> || 2:26 || 3:12 || 71. [[2 emails]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:26 || 3:12 || 71. [[2 emails]]
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| #<count/> || 2:25 || 3:04 || 108. [[pom pom]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:25 || 3:04 || 108. [[pom pom]]
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| #<count/> || 2:23 || 2:30 || 74. [[privileges]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:23 || 2:30 || 74. [[privileges]]
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| #<count/> || 2:21 || 3:05 || 69. [[personal favorites]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:21 || 3:05 || 69. [[personal favorites]]
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| #<count/> || 2:20 || 2:33 || 75. [[funny]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:20 || 2:33 || 75. [[funny]]
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| #<count/> || 2:19 || 2:45 || 76. [[sibbie]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:19 || 2:45 || 76. [[sibbie]]
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| #<count/> || 2:17 || 2:42 || 80. [[stunt double]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:17 || 2:42 || 80. [[stunt double]]
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| #<count/> || 2:17 || 2:17 || '''28. [[1 step ahead]]''' (longest email for 9.1 weeks)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:17 || 2:17 || '''28. [[1 step ahead]]''' (longest email for 9.1 weeks)
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| rowspan="2" | #<count/> || rowspan="2" | 2:15 || 2:39 || 59. [[marzipan]]
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| rowspan="2" | #{{#count:emails}} || rowspan="2" | 2:15 || 2:39 || 59. [[marzipan]]
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| 2:15 || '''37. [[dullard]]''' (longest email for 2.9 weeks) <span style="display:none"><count/></span>
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| 2:15 || '''37. [[dullard]]''' (longest email for 2.9 weeks) <span style="display:none">{{#count:emails}}</span>
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| #<count/> || 2:13 || 2:13 || 78. [[anything]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:13 || 2:13 || 78. [[anything]]
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| #<count/> || 2:13 || 2:13 || 62. [[interview]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:13 || 2:13 || 62. [[interview]]
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| #<count/> || 2:13 || 2:13 || 64. [[english paper]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:13 || 2:13 || 64. [[english paper]]
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| #<count/> || 2:09 || 2:09 || 54. [[morning routine]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:09 || 2:09 || 54. [[morning routine]]
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| #<count/> || 2:08 || 2:51 || 55. [[cheat talk]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:08 || 2:51 || 55. [[cheat talk]]
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| #<count/> || 2:08 || 2:54 || 97. [[monument]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:08 || 2:54 || 97. [[monument]]
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| #<count/> || 2:07 || 2:08 || 63. [[fingers]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:07 || 2:08 || 63. [[fingers]]
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| #<count/> || 2:03 || 2:03 || 32. [[flag day]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:03 || 2:03 || 32. [[flag day]]
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| #<count/> || 2:02 || 2:48 || 85. [[2 years]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:02 || 2:48 || 85. [[2 years]]
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| #<count/> || 2:02 || 2:40 || 57. [[japanese cartoon]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:02 || 2:40 || 57. [[japanese cartoon]]
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| #<count/> || 2:01 || 2:01 || 84. [[kids' book]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:01 || 2:01 || 84. [[kids' book]]
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| #<count/> || 2:00 || 2:00 || 73. [[mascot]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 2:00 || 2:00 || 73. [[mascot]]
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| #<count/> || 1:57 || 2:43 || 48. [[ghosts]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:57 || 2:43 || 48. [[ghosts]]
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| #<count/> || 1:57 || 3:00 || 90. [[colonization]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:57 || 3:00 || 90. [[colonization]]
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| #<count/> || 1:57 || 1:57 || 52. [[island]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:57 || 1:57 || 52. [[island]]
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| #<count/> || 1:54 || 1:54 || 41. [[invisibility]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:54 || 1:54 || 41. [[invisibility]]
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| #<count/> || 1:54 || 1:57 || 86. [[no loafing]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:54 || 1:57 || 86. [[no loafing]]
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| #<count/> || 1:53 || 1:53 || 51. [[website]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:53 || 1:53 || 51. [[website]]
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| #<count/> || 1:48 || 1:48 || 31. [[sugarbob]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:48 || 1:48 || 31. [[sugarbob]]
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| #<count/> || 1:46 || 1:46 || 38. [[helium]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:46 || 1:46 || 38. [[helium]]
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| #<count/> || 1:45 || 2:07 || 42. [[action figure]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:45 || 2:07 || 42. [[action figure]]
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| #<count/> || 1:45 || 1:45 || '''21. [[cartoon]]''' (longest email for 5.9 weeks)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:45 || 1:45 || '''21. [[cartoon]]''' (longest email for 5.9 weeks)
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| #<count/> || 1:45 || 2:02 || 44. [[lures & jigs]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:45 || 2:02 || 44. [[lures & jigs]]
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| #<count/> || 1:43 || 2:04 || 61. [[monster truck]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:43 || 2:04 || 61. [[monster truck]]
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| #<count/> || 1:43 || 3:18 || 53. [[comic]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:43 || 3:18 || 53. [[comic]]
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| #<count/> || 1:40 || 1:40 || 35. [[sisters]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:40 || 1:40 || 35. [[sisters]]
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| #<count/> || 1:38 || 1:38 || 65. [[unused emails]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:38 || 1:38 || 65. [[unused emails]]
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| #<count/> || 1:37 || 1:37 || DVD #3: [[Videro Games]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:37 || 1:37 || DVD #3: [[Videro Games]]
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| #<count/> || 1:36 || 1:36 || 47. [[new hands]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:36 || 1:36 || 47. [[new hands]]
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| #<count/> || 1:32 || 1:32 || 27. [[3 Wishes]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:32 || 1:32 || 27. [[3 Wishes]]
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| #<count/> || 1:32 || 1:32 || 36. [[guitar]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:32 || 1:32 || 36. [[guitar]]
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| #<count/> || 1:27 || 1:27 || '''18. [[stand-up]]''' (longest email for 3 weeks)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:27 || 1:27 || '''18. [[stand-up]]''' (longest email for 3 weeks)
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| #<count/> || 1:27 || 1:27 || 20. [[spring cleaning]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:27 || 1:27 || 20. [[spring cleaning]]
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| #<count/> || 1:20 || 1:20 || DVD #1: [[Greeting Cards]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:20 || 1:20 || DVD #1: [[Greeting Cards]]
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| #<count/> || 1:20 || 1:20 || 24. [[the bird]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:20 || 1:20 || 24. [[the bird]]
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| #<count/> || 1:19 || 1:19 || 39. [[property of ones]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:19 || 1:19 || 39. [[property of ones]]
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| #<count/> || 1:18 || 1:18 || '''12. [[credit card]]''' (longest email for 6 weeks)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:18 || 1:18 || '''12. [[credit card]]''' (longest email for 6 weeks)
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| #<count/> || 1:17 || 1:17 || 34. [[weird dream]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:17 || 1:17 || 34. [[weird dream]]
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| #<count/> || 1:17 || 1:17 || 25. [[super powers]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:17 || 1:17 || 25. [[super powers]]
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| rowspan="2" | #<count/> || rowspan="2" | 1:16 || 1:16 || 33. [[gimmicks]]
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| rowspan="2" | #{{#count:emails}} || rowspan="2" | 1:16 || 1:16 || 33. [[gimmicks]]
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| 1:16 || 23. [[little animal]] <span style="display:none"><count/></span>
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| 1:16 || 23. [[little animal]] <span style="display:none">{{#count:emails}}</span>
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| #<count/> || 1:15 || 1:15 || '''7. [[halloweener]]''' (longest email for 10.5 weeks)
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:15 || 1:15 || '''7. [[halloweener]]''' (longest email for 10.5 weeks)
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| #<count/> || 1:14 || 1:21 || 56. [[current status]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:14 || 1:21 || 56. [[current status]]
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| rowspan="2" | #<count/> || rowspan="2" | 1:13 || 1:42 || 45. [[techno]]
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| rowspan="2" | #{{#count:emails}} || rowspan="2" | 1:13 || 1:42 || 45. [[techno]]
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| 1:13 || 16. [[band names]] <span style="display:none"><count/></span>
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| 1:13 || 16. [[band names]] <span style="display:none">{{#count:emails}}</span>
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| #<count/> || 1:13 || 2:04 || 43. [[little questions]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:13 || 2:04 || 43. [[little questions]]
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| #<count/> || 1:13 || 1:13 || 17. [[studying]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:13 || 1:13 || 17. [[studying]]
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| #<count/> || 1:12 || 1:12 || 26. [[CGNU]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:12 || 1:12 || 26. [[CGNU]]
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| #<count/> || 1:12 || 1:12 || 30. [[12:00]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:12 || 1:12 || 30. [[12:00]]
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| #<count/> || 1:11 || 1:11 || 46. [[your friends]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:11 || 1:11 || 46. [[your friends]]
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| #<count/> || 1:11 || 1:11 || 13. [[i she be]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:11 || 1:11 || 13. [[i she be]]
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| #<count/> || 1:08 || 1:08 || 15. [[the basics]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:08 || 1:08 || 15. [[the basics]]
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| #<count/> || 1:08 || 1:08 || 29. [[superhero name]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:08 || 1:08 || 29. [[superhero name]]
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| #<count/> || 1:06 || 1:06 || 10. [[trevor the vampire]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:06 || 1:06 || 10. [[trevor the vampire]]
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| #<count/> || 1:06 || 1:51 || 49. [[theme party]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:06 || 1:51 || 49. [[theme party]]
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| #<count/> || 1:02 || 1:02 || DVD #2: [[E-mail Birds]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:02 || 1:02 || DVD #2: [[E-mail Birds]]
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| #<count/> || 1:01 || 1:01 || 19. [[tape-leg]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 1:01 || 1:01 || 19. [[tape-leg]]
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| #<count/> || 0:59 || 0:59 || '''5. [[making out]]'''
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:59 || 0:59 || '''5. [[making out]]'''
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| #<count/> || 0:59 || 0:59 || '''3. [[butt IQ]]'''
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:59 || 0:59 || '''3. [[butt IQ]]'''
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| #<count/> || 0:56 || 0:56 || 9. [[i love you]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:56 || 0:56 || 9. [[i love you]]
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| #<count/> || 0:55 || 0:55 || 4. [[homestar hair]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:55 || 0:55 || 4. [[homestar hair]]
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| #<count/> || 0:54 || 0:54 || 6. [[depressio]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:54 || 0:54 || 6. [[depressio]]
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| #<count/> || 0:53 || 0:53 || 8. [[brianrietta]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:53 || 0:53 || 8. [[brianrietta]]
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| #<count/> || 0:46 || 0:46 || '''2. [[homsar]]'''
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:46 || 0:46 || '''2. [[homsar]]'''
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| #<count/> || 0:45 || 0:45 || '''1. [[some kinda robot]]'''
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:45 || 0:45 || '''1. [[some kinda robot]]'''
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| #<count/> || 0:41 || 0:54 || 14. [[duck pond]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:41 || 0:54 || 14. [[duck pond]]
|-
|-
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| #<count/> || 0:40 || 0:40 || 11. [[i rule]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:40 || 0:40 || 11. [[i rule]]
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| #<count/> || 0:34 || 0:58 || 22. [[sb_email 22]]
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| #{{#count:emails}} || 0:34 || 0:58 || 22. [[sb_email 22]]
|}
|}

Revision as of 04:52, 27 April 2007

At nearly 7 minutes in length, "retirement" is currently the longest Strong Bad Email.

This is a list of every Strong Bad Email in order of length.

The shortest Tandy era email is sb_email 22 at 0:33, which is also the shortest email of any era. If you include the rather extensive Easter egg to the length, then the shortest Tandy era email becomes i rule at 0:40, with duck pond being a very close second. The longest Tandy era email is vacation at 4:26, due to the combined length of all five postcards. Some don't count this email as being particularly long, since each postcard was a separate update at the time of creation. This makes dullard at 2:12 the longest Tandy era email released in one part.

The shortest Compy era email is theme party at 1:06, and the longest Compy era email is the one hundredth email special flashback at exactly 5:00.

The shortest Lappy era email is myths & legends at 2:54. Briefly, retirement B at 2:48 was considered the shortest Lappy email; however, the combined retirement email is the longest Lappy email (and the longest overall) at 6:53.

List

Rank Length Including
Easter Eggs 		Email
#1 6:53 7:21 159. retirement (current longest email, since October 9, 2006)
#2 5:52 6:48 150. alternate universe (longest email for 26.9 weeks)
#3 5:01 6:05 100. flashback (longest email for 106 weeks)
#4 4:59 4:59 133. bottom 10
#5 4:55 5:16 161. 4 branches
#6 4:54 4:54 106. dangeresque 3
#7 4:40 4:43 131. boring (really)
#8 4:34 4:57 124. secret recipes
#9 4:24 4:29 130. do over
#10 4:22 4:33 135. lady...ing
#11 4:18 4:26 164. looking old
#12 4:18 4:33 156. road trip
#13 4:17 4:46 40. vacation (longest email for 92.6 weeks)
#14 4:16 4:43 151. senior prom
#15 4:14 4:14 104. theme park
#16 4:10 4:46 93. army
#17 4:10 4:30 166. unnatural
#18 4:08 4:19 126. best thing
#19 4:05 4:16 118. virus
#20 4:02 4:27 119. animal
4:31 120. radio <count />
#21 3:58 4:07 162. the chair
#22 3:56 3:56 160. coloring
#23 3:56 3:56 155. theme song
#24 3:56 4:11 168. your funeral
#25 3:51 3:51 134. record book
#26 3:51 4:11 167. the movies
#27 3:48 4:13 141. death metal
#28 3:47 4:27 143. technology
#29 3:46 3:54 153. redesign
#30 3:44 4:28 138. space program
#31 3:44 3:51 128. rampage
#32 3:44 3:57 142. secret identity
#33 3:43 4:06 102. lunch special
#34 3:43 3:56 122. dreamail
#35 3:39 3:39 DVD bonus: Real-Live E-Mails
#36 3:39 3:39 165. strong badathlon
#37 3:38 4:08 136. geddup noise
#38 3:37 4:06 139. portrait
#39 3:34 3:34 169. from work
#40 3:34 3:39 137. bedtime story
#41 3:33 3:43 154. keep cool
3:52 170. rough copy #42
#43 3:30 3:30 147. lady fan
#44 3:29 3:38 163. what I want
#45 3:28 3:50 129. garage sale
#46 3:26 3:56 109. crying
#47 3:26 3:26 157. trading cards
#48 3:24 3:34 110. for kids
#49 3:23 3:31 152. isp
#50 3:23 3:44 116. extra plug
#51 3:23 3:32 125. rock opera
#52 3:22 4:22 115. time capsule
#53 3:22 3:33 105. replacement
#54 3:22 4:04 158. cliffhangers
#55 3:20 3:26 58. dragon
#56 3:20 3:45 123. origins
#57 3:20 3:33 79. the process
#58 3:19 3:45 113. pizzaz
#59 3:18 4:06 121. part-time job
#60 3:17 3:23 77. suntan
#61 3:15 3:42 117. montage
#62 3:13 3:21 82. impression
#63 3:12 3:21 146. pop-up
#64 3:12 3:28 111. other days
#65 3:11 3:11 148. disconnected
#66 3:10 3:10 132. modeling
#67 3:10 3:42 81. date
#68 3:05 4:24 89. local news
#69 3:05 3:18 127. long pants
#70 3:04 3:24 94. video games
#71 3:02 3:12 140. highschool
#72 3:01 3:22 88. couch patch
#73 3:01 3:20 144. narrator
#74 3:01 3:11 149. candy product
#75 2:59 3:42 103. haircut
#76 2:57 3:27 92. kind of cool
#77 2:55 3:17 145. myths & legends
#78 2:54 2:54 99. different town
3:27 101. car <count />
#79 2:53 3:07 114. the facts
#80 2:51 2:51 70. big white face
#81 2:49 3:04 68. caper
#82 2:47 2:47 96. lackey
#83 2:46 3:37 83. labor day
#84 2:45 3:29 50. 50 emails
#85 2:43 2:55 67. autobiography
#86 2:41 2:53 91. caffeine
#87 2:39 2:43 72. crazy cartoon
#88 2:39 2:39 98. stupid stuff
#89 2:37 3:07 95. the bet
#90 2:35 2:35 60. huttah!
#91 2:34 2:44 66. the show
#92 2:33 2:33 107. cheatday
3:03 112. old comics 93
#94 2:32 2:49 DVD #4: Family Resemblence
#95 2:27 2:36 87. mile
#96 2:26 3:12 71. 2 emails
#97 2:25 3:04 108. pom pom
#98 2:23 2:30 74. privileges
#99 2:21 3:05 69. personal favorites
#100 2:20 2:33 75. funny
#101 2:19 2:45 76. sibbie
#102 2:17 2:42 80. stunt double
#103 2:17 2:17 28. 1 step ahead (longest email for 9.1 weeks)
#104 2:15 2:39 59. marzipan
2:15 37. dullard (longest email for 2.9 weeks) 105
#106 2:13 2:13 78. anything
#107 2:13 2:13 62. interview
#108 2:13 2:13 64. english paper
#109 2:09 2:09 54. morning routine
#110 2:08 2:51 55. cheat talk
#111 2:08 2:54 97. monument
#112 2:07 2:08 63. fingers
#113 2:03 2:03 32. flag day
#114 2:02 2:48 85. 2 years
#115 2:02 2:40 57. japanese cartoon
#116 2:01 2:01 84. kids' book
#117 2:00 2:00 73. mascot
#118 1:57 2:43 48. ghosts
#119 1:57 3:00 90. colonization
#120 1:57 1:57 52. island
#121 1:54 1:54 41. invisibility
#122 1:54 1:57 86. no loafing
#123 1:53 1:53 51. website
#124 1:48 1:48 31. sugarbob
#125 1:46 1:46 38. helium
#126 1:45 2:07 42. action figure
#127 1:45 1:45 21. cartoon (longest email for 5.9 weeks)
#128 1:45 2:02 44. lures & jigs
#129 1:43 2:04 61. monster truck
#130 1:43 3:18 53. comic
#131 1:40 1:40 35. sisters
#132 1:38 1:38 65. unused emails
#133 1:37 1:37 DVD #3: Videro Games
#134 1:36 1:36 47. new hands
#135 1:32 1:32 27. 3 Wishes
#136 1:32 1:32 36. guitar
#137 1:27 1:27 18. stand-up (longest email for 3 weeks)
#138 1:27 1:27 20. spring cleaning
#139 1:20 1:20 DVD #1: Greeting Cards
#140 1:20 1:20 24. the bird
#141 1:19 1:19 39. property of ones
#142 1:18 1:18 12. credit card (longest email for 6 weeks)
#143 1:17 1:17 34. weird dream
#144 1:17 1:17 25. super powers
#145 1:16 1:16 33. gimmicks
1:16 23. little animal 146
#147 1:15 1:15 7. halloweener (longest email for 10.5 weeks)
#148 1:14 1:21 56. current status
#149 1:13 1:42 45. techno
1:13 16. band names 150
#151 1:13 2:04 43. little questions
#152 1:13 1:13 17. studying
#153 1:12 1:12 26. CGNU
#154 1:12 1:12 30. 12:00
#155 1:11 1:11 46. your friends
#156 1:11 1:11 13. i she be
#157 1:08 1:08 15. the basics
#158 1:08 1:08 29. superhero name
#159 1:06 1:06 10. trevor the vampire
#160 1:06 1:51 49. theme party
#161 1:02 1:02 DVD #2: E-mail Birds
#162 1:01 1:01 19. tape-leg
#163 0:59 0:59 5. making out
#164 0:59 0:59 3. butt IQ
#165 0:56 0:56 9. i love you
#166 0:55 0:55 4. homestar hair
#167 0:54 0:54 6. depressio
#168 0:53 0:53 8. brianrietta
#169 0:46 0:46 2. homsar
#170 0:45 0:45 1. some kinda robot
#171 0:41 0:54 14. duck pond
#172 0:40 0:40 11. i rule
#173 0:34 0:58 22. sb_email 22


Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg
Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays
Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails
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