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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Through their guts and organs and breakfast and RIGHT OUT the BACK! That is nasty, man!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Through their guts and organs and breakfast and RIGHT OUT the BACK! That is nasty, man!
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''{as he says this, a bullet shouts through the man, making a rip in his backside, spilling two organs, possibly a stomach an a heart, and some breakfast of eggs bacon and orange juice come out the back, and the bullet appears and flies out. The scene fades to a green rating-screen. "The following FILM has been approved for CERTAIN AUDIENCES by some people who know what's best. IT BE RATED RRR for explicit breakfast-piercing bullets}''
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''{as he says this, a bullet shouts through the man, making a rip in his backside, spilling two organs, possibly a stomach an a heart, and some breakfast of eggs bacon and orange juice come out the back, and the bullet appears and flies out. The scene fades to a green rating-screen.}''
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<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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<span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br>
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BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br>
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IT BE RATED
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| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">RRR</span>
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| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
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==Easter Eggs==
==Easter Eggs==

Revision as of 14:46, 7 April 2008

Strong Bad Email #193
watch shapeshifter specially marked
"Can I get a-restricted?"

Strong Bad explains his favorite movie genres.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Senor Cardgage, Bubs, Coach Z, Homsar (Easter egg), The King of Town (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, The Movie Theater, The Brick Wall, Strong Bad's Basement, The King of Town's Castle (Easter egg)

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Monday, April 7, 2008

Running Time: 3:25

Page Title: Lappy 486

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} My email is a cellphoooone, no it's not! My email is a CAR-phone! That's right. {brings up the email}

STRONG BAD: {typing erratically over the page} Oh, think you're preTTy clever, eh? -e.email cummings {clears page, types normally} I don't have a favorite movie, but I do have a favorite genre {pronounces it John-ra} of movies. R-rated movies! {high-pitched} A-can I get a 'restricted'?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen for a moment} A-restricted!

STRONG BAD: Not from you!

STRONG SAD: Aww, I been waitin' three days to do that.

{Strong Bad turns back to the computer where he continues typing}

STRONG BAD: The only thing better than R-rated movies are double and triple R-rated movies! Let me break down the subtle differences for you. In an R-rated movie, the good guy only blows people up in self-defense. But double R{types RR}-rated movies are allowed to blue the line! {cuts to the back view of the computer} Man, I saw this one double R-rated movie, where the good guy, stepped on this rabbit, but he didn't kill it, but then later in the movie, he wished he did! The GOOD GUY! That's messed up, man! You can't let kids watch that kind of thing! {turns back to the computer} Then in RRR-rated movies, you can show bullets go all the way through people!

{cuts to a street-crossing sign of a guy with a bowler hat.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Through their guts and organs and breakfast and RIGHT OUT the BACK! That is nasty, man!

{as he says this, a bullet shouts through the man, making a rip in his backside, spilling two organs, possibly a stomach an a heart, and some breakfast of eggs bacon and orange juice come out the back, and the bullet appears and flies out. The scene fades to a green rating-screen.}

THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
CERTAIN AUDIENCES
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST


IT BE RATED
RRR FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "breakfast" when Strong Bad types it to can see a box of "Crispy Puppy Crunch" cereal.
  • At the end, click on the TV screen to see a short scene with the King of Town.
{The King of Town is sitting in his castle, watching TV.}
STRONG BAD: {on the television} They even banned those movies in Transylvania, where you're required by law to eat puppies for breakfast!
THE KING OF TOWN: Poopsmith, pack-a my bags! And don't forget my plastic fangs!
  • Also at the end, click on the half-hidden electrical outlet to the right of the TV to see a short scene with Homsar and Strong Sad.
{Homsar and Strong Sad are in the computer room, wearing yellow shirts and holding signs, both reading "Holy Crap!"
STRONG SAD: Just a couple more days, I swear! He's waaaaaay overdue!

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • Strong Sad's knees have swirls on them in this email.

Trivia

  • Strong Bad last said "holy crap" in the email pop-up, released over two years ago.

Inside References

  • Previously, Strong Bad said he was banned from the movies.
  • Strong Bad said Coach Z only looked kinda like his mom.
  • This email shows guns, eggs, and bacon.
  • In Bubs's original characters page, it was listed that he took night classes at Disco Tech, which is written on his sweatshirt in this toon.

Real World References

  • E. E. Cummings is a 20th century poet well known for his free verse poems, with little to no concern for standard meter or proper punctuation.

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