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*Coach Z uses Homestar's [[TeeBee]] to watch the film.
*Coach Z uses Homestar's [[TeeBee]] to watch the film.
*The bug flying out of Homestar Runner's mouth refers to [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*The bug flying out of Homestar Runner's mouth refers to [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
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*Gene's name, the acronym "TGIG" (Thank God I'm Gene), and Gene's grade of G- are all references to [[g|the letter G]].
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*Gene's grade of G- is a reference to [[g|the letter G]].
*"Stonk" was a word originally heard in the [[Quote of the Week]] of [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-12-07|December 7, 2006]].
*"Stonk" was a word originally heard in the [[Quote of the Week]] of [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-12-07|December 7, 2006]].
*This is another reference to [[showering]].
*This is another reference to [[showering]].

Revision as of 18:20, 27 August 2007

Strong Bad Email #176
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"What is John missing that Gene has?"

Strong Bad helps John with his hygiene video problem with some help from Embarrassing Educational Films

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs, Pom Pom, The Sad Kids

Places: Computer Room, The Classroom (Easter egg)

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Monday, August 27, 2007

Running Time: 4:06

Page Title: Lappy 486

Contents

Transcript

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STRONG BAD: {singing} Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! Tell some kid he's a dork!

{Strong Bad pronounces "Katulla" as "Katulalalalala"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Fifth Grade Boys?!?!! Man, what happened to the hot college girls that used to email me? You ladies stop your be-pantied pillowfighting and drop me a line!

{clears screnn}

STRONG BAD: Yeah, I suppose I could make a cruddy movie for you, John. But wouldn't it be so much satisfying to make a cruddy hygiene movie about you?

{Cut to a blue background. Jazzy music plays. Yellow letters saying "Embarissing Educational Films" fly into frame afterwards the word "presents" appears below them and the "E", "E", and "F" in the title light up. Then we cut to another blue background with yellow letters that say "LESSON 1: SAY 'HI' TO HYGIENE"}

STRONG BAD: Meet John...

{The Text "john" appears and Homestar Runner as John pops up looking all gross looking}

STRONG BAD: John is a cruddy 5th grader. Hi John.

{The Text "hi" appears over the text "john"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER AS JOHN: I'm a match key champion.

STRONG BAD: Meet Gene...

{The text "gene" appears. Strong Bad as Gene pops up}

STRONG BAD: Gene is a beacon of light...

{Shows Gene in a lighthouse with the lighthouse shining. The lighthouse grows smaller and enters a stink cloud made by John}

STRONG BAD: Shining through the stink cloud made by John.

{The Text "hi' appears over the text "gene"}

STRONG BAD AS GENE: TGIG y'all. I'm glad that I'm Gene.

{Cuts to Gene standing or floating next to Coach Z, Pom Pom, Bubs and Strong Mad, all having the same hair as Gene}

STRONG BAD: Gene is popular and doesn't get good grades.

{Shows a refridgerator with a piece paper reading "G-, but sooo charming. Cuts to a closeup of John}

STRONG BAD: John has no friends...

{Shows John sitting in a desk surrounded by two empty desks}

STRONG BAD: And sits in the front row.

{Cuts to John in a light brown box and Gene in a light blue box}

STRONG BAD: What is John missing that Gene has? Besides rich parents.

{Three bags of money drop in front of Gene}

STRONG BAD: That's right, Hygiene!

{"HYGIENE" appears. Cuts to a closeup of Gene}

GENE: Hi Gals.

STRONG BAD: Hygiene...

{A Dictionary pops up. A note is taped over the meaning of hygiene}

STRONG BAD: Is defined as how willing people are to stand next to you.

{Cuts to a closeup of John's chest and his star is bent}

STRONG BAD: John wears shabby cloth that smell like chocolate milk...

{A Chocolate milk pops up having a thermometer in it's mouth and it's eyes are squinting}

STRONG BAD: With a stomach virus.

{John blows his nose on his star. He puts it back on. It has bogers on it and slides off. Cuts to Gene with two bags next to him}

STRONG BAD: Gene's mom buys all of his clothes for him, but she is young and hot enough, for that to be okay.

{A Hand with a ring emerges from the left}

GENE'S MOM: {voice} Mommy's got a grown-up headache, Gene. Why don't you take the boat out for a while.

{Hands Gene the keys. Cuts to a bathroom and John walks in}

STRONG BAD: Every time John wakes up in the morning who forgets to wash his stupid...

{Cuts to more of a closeup of John's face. It get's closer and closer and closer}

STRONG BAD: Dumb, stinking, fat, smelly, stupid duh...

{Cuts to a closeup of Gene's face}

STRONG BAD: Every morning, the radiant energy from Gene's face...

{Gene puts on two electricity generating wires and shows a light bulb on a pad}

STRONG BAD: Powers a small light bulb.

{The light bulb makes a buzzer noies and lights up. Cuts to a closeup of John's face}

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click on "whatever" to see what Coach Z thinks of Strong Bad's video.
{Coach Z and Strong Bad are in the classroom. Strong Bad stands beside a TV stand. The television reads "Embarrasing Educational Films". Coach Z is sitting on a chair in front of the TV.}
COACH Z: I love it! Where can I get me some of this hygiene?
STRONG BAD: You know, for a guy that lives ten feet from a bunch of showers, you think you'd be a little more familiar.
COACH Z: What showers?
STRONG BAD: Uh, that big tiled room with all the shower heads coming out of the wall?
COACH Z: I thought thems were my dripping broken speakers! I got mad four-inch tweeters, B!
  • At the end, click on "ancient" to see a tribute to Matt and Jackie's deceased cat, Mabel.
  • At the end, click on "Mothmouth" to see a Strong Badman comic cover about Moth Mouth.

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • A calibration test is a test performed on many color printers to help the user adjust the colors it produces, and aid alignment of the heads of ink or toner cartridges.
  • Tweeters are speakers designed to produced high-pitched frequencies.

Remarks

  • At the end, the paper prints out a Calibration Test. You can still click on the lines to e-mail Strong Bad, however.
  • We have seen Coach Z take a shower before in the second deleted scene of In Search of the Yello Dello.
  • On the day this email was released, it did not appear on the email menu.

Inside References

Real-World References

  • THX is a hi-fidelity sound reproduction system used in movies. It was founded by George Lucas, a filmmaker known for extensive use of special effects.
  • The video parodies a style of educational film known as Goofus & Gallant, where two characters are used to contrast good and bad social behavior, accompanied by heavy handed narration. This style of film was most commonly used in the 1950s and 1960s.

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