environment
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| Strong Bad Email #186 |
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Strong Bad explains how he is helping the environment.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, The Cheat
Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House, The Field, Homestar's House, Coach Z's Locker Room
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Monday, January 7, 2008
Running Time: 3:28
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} I-i-i-'m ch-ch-checkin' emails in 2008! Str-str-Strong Bad du-great du-great! {brings up the email}
subject: high timeDear Strong Bad,
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to
help the environment. This is your planet too, you know.
Lyd and Jules,
ID and MO, respectively
{reads ID as "idiot" and MO as "moron"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Well...ladies? I do plenty to help the environment. Nobody ever gives me credit for my most significant contribution. {clears the screen} Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head. Who knows how many greenhouse gases I've rescued as a result of not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole. And don't forget my New Year's resolution to stop watering her plants with bleach. Now I water them strictly with {cut to Marzipan's house and a close up on her flowers} recycled cigarette butts.
FLOWER: {coughing} Oh, that's good stuff.
{cut back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So, there ya go possibly ladies. My boat take—
STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN: {faintly, chanting} Scappy the Lappy! Scrappy the Lappy! Scrappy the Lappy!
{cut to The Computer Room's window where the silhouette of two pickets signs are seen. Strong Sad and Marzipan continue underneath}
STRONG BAD: What that?
{cut to The Field. Strong Sad holds up a sign that says "Scrappy the Lappy". Marzipan holds a sign saying "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!". Strong Bad enters from the right.}
STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN: We think it's really crappy!
STRONG BAD: Are you guys picketing my computer?
{medium shot of Marzipan}
MARZIPAN: Yes we are! That Lappy is energy sappy!
{close up of Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: That's very clever. How long did it take you to think up—
{cut back to shot of all three}
STRONG SAD: Three days.
MARZIPAN: Just look at your power bill from last month.
STRONG SAD: The bill itself uses eight trees worth of paper
{pan over to reveal a stack of paper marked "BILLS!"}
{close up of Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: Are you trying to tell me that 70,000 dollar power bills are not the norm?
{medium shot of Marzipan}
MARZIPAN: Strong Bad, every time you press enter on the Lappy, the rest of us lose power.
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} For real? {push wipe back to the Lappy; typing} Tuckus, hinders, bwathom, boontockle.
{push wipe to Homestar Runner with an Atari 2600 joystick}
HOMESTAR: I'm about to win! {room darkens} Awww... {lights come on} I'm about to win! {room darkens} Awww.... {reverse shot of the TV that reads "PLEASE INSERT GAME PAK, KID!"} I'm really about to win! {room darkens} Again with the awww....
{cut to close up of Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: Fine! I'll start using the Lappy's battery instead.
{cut back to The Field}
STRONG SAD: Um, sorry. {medium shot of Strong Sad} Every time you use that battery, 45 acres of rain forest are burned to the ground!
{close up of Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: Oh! I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power! {cut to shot of all three} I'll have to get Bubs help me to overclock it. See if we can't get to an even 50 acres.
{medium shot of Marzipan}
MARZIPAN: You really have to do something Strong Bad. Even Coach Z does all of his cooking with hydroelectric.
{cut to a close up of Coach Z's hand in the shower, holding a soggy hot dog.}
COACH Z: Ah, the world famous Coach Z Sog Dog. {words appear on the screen as he says it} Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!
{cut back to The Field, close up of Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: Wait. So, alls I got to do is take something I already do and word it differently so it sounds eco-friendly?
{cut back to all three}
MARZIPAN: Yeah, that's what we do mostly.
{medium shot of Strong Sad}
STRONG SAD: Check out my sustainable MP3 player.
{medium shot of Marzipan}
MARZIPAN: And my organic Thelma and Louise DVD.
{close up of Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: Yeah, yeah, okay. And say hello to my 65 mile per gallon hybrid piano!
{long shot in silhouette of The Field. A piano is seen dropping and Strong Sad and Marzipan scatter}
STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN: Al Gore's beard!
{the piano is seen smashed in the field next to Strong Bad. Cut back to the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So there, there, THERE we go, maybe ladies. Strong Bad and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house. Take a look at the Lappy's new environmentally compliant sticker {close up of the sticker next to the Lappy 486 logo} And it's got a picture of a little leaf on it, so you know it's good for the environment. {zoom out to the Lappy; resumes typing} So until next week, my boat take—
{The Cheat noises are heard and the Lappy's screen goes dark. Zoom out to see a pant The Cheat in a hamster wheel hooked up the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: Come on green The Cheat! {The Cheat resumes running in the wheel} That's good, that's good! Only 17 more hours and I can press send.
{New Paper comes down reading:
"Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad.
printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink"}
{pause for a little while, as the hamster wheel sound effect fades out}
STRONG BAD: Wow. That's one whisper quiet hamster wheel.
Easter Eggs
- When Strong Bad says "Idiot and Moron, respectively," click on "ID and MO" to see an image of the states Idaho and Montana dancing with goofy faces.
- At the end, click on The Cheat to see a button extolling the virtues of GreenCheat.
- At the end, after Strong Bad comments on the hamster wheel, click on the wall outlet.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- The exclamation "Al Gore's beard!" is reference to former vice president and noted environmental activist Al Gore, who after losing the 2000 presidential campaign famously grew a beard and went into seclusion for a short period of time before refocusing on the environment.
Trivia
- Strong Bad's list reads:
Okay for Mom
1. rear-end
2. back parts
3. fanny
4. tush
5. tushie
6. buns
7. booty
8. can
9. tuckus
10. hinders
11. bwathom
12. boontockle
107. hiney
108. patootie
109. bum
110. rump
111. trunk
112. sit-part
113. boat take
Remarks
- Though the email senders say they are from Idaho and Missouri (ID and MO), the Easter egg shows the states Idaho and Montana (ID and MT).
Trivia
- Strong Bad's list reads:
Okay for Mom
1. rear-end
2. back parts
3. fanny
4. tush
5. tushie
6. buns
7. booty
8. can
9. tuckus
10. hinders
11. bwathom
12. boontockle
107. hiney
108. patootie
109. bum
110. rump
111. trunk
112. sit-part
113. boat take
- All of these words are euphemisms for the buttocks.
Goofs
- At the end of the email, Lappy's "Environmentally Compliant Sticker" sticker has inexplicably disappeared.
Inside References
- Strong Bad claims he begins each day by "not dropping a piano on Marzipan".
- The window above the computer desk was last seen in cheat talk and the CGI portion of Disc 1 of the Strong Bad Email DVD.
Real-World References
- Strong Sad's MP3 player strongly resembles either an iPhone or iPod Touch.
- Thelma & Louise is a 1991 film starring Geena Davis as Thelma and Susan Sarandon as Louise.
External Links
- watch "environment"
- watch "environment" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "environment"
- forum thread re: "environment"
