Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)
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[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House|Cutesy's House]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. | [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House|Cutesy's House]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:32, 14 December 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Cutesy's House in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Cutesy's House
In extended play
- ON-SCREEN CAPTION: Cast Intervews: Marzipan as Cutesy/Sultry Buttons
- STRONG BAD: This is Marzipan's backyard. In the movie, this set is... well... pretty much still just Marzipan's backyard. Which in my opinion, did a better job of portraying Cutesy Butttons' backyard than Marzipan did portraying Cutesy Buttons!
Cutesy Buttons
- At intervals when in the scene
- MARZIPAN: What can I do for you, Strong B— I mean, Dangeresque?
- MARZIPAN: Welcome to my formula-enhanced nursery, Dangeresque.
- MARZIPAN: Back again, Dangeresque?
- In extended play
- STRONG BAD: So Marzipan, in the movie, you actually play two roles, that of cute, buttoned-down Cutesy Buttons, and that of sultry, unbuttoned Sultry Buttons.
- MARZIPAN: That's right. And I must say, it was a pleasure getting to play a more interesting role instead of always having to play that ditzy blonde!
- STRONG BAD: So here's the question that all the viewers want to know: are Cutesy and Sultry Buttons related somehow? I mean, are they sisters or cousins? How are these two characters connected?
- MARZIPAN: Umm... I don't really know, I guess. I mean, I just read the script - you wrote it. You're the one who would know that.
- STRONG BAD: {To the camera} Indeed I would, viewers. Indeed I would.
- STRONG BAD: So, what was it like playing someone way, way hotter than yourself?
- MARZIPAN: Sultry Buttons may seem attractive on the outside, but she's dark and twisted on the inside. She holds on to a bitter broken heart, but is still a romantic soul. That's what makes her so appealing.
- STRONG BAD: Nope, it's the leather.
Cutesy Buttons → Formula
- STRONG BAD: Say hey baby, did Dangeresque come through for you on that formula or what? It's okay, you can say it.
- MARZIPAN: The formula works, Dangeresque! Just look at all these baby trees, so eager to grow up and become the next great rainforest!
- STRONG BAD: And then my log cabin summer home in the Hamptons!
Cutesy Buttons → Floppy Disk
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, remember that disk you took from Uzi Bazooka... the one with all the important launch codes on it? You wouldn't happen to still have that, would ya?
- MARZIPAN: Funny you should mention that. Right after I used the formula, a man named Perducci showed up and offered me a sapling topiary for it. So I gave it to him.
- STRONG BAD: {distressed} Perducci has the disk?!
- MARZIPAN: He seemed like such a nice well-dressed man. I did overhear him saying he was traveling to Venice if that helps.
- STRONG BAD: What did you say happened to that disk?
- MARZIPAN: I think Perducci took it with him to Venice.
Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Angel
- STRONG BAD: It's nice to see someone so dedicated to the issues these days.
- MARZIPAN: Thank you, Dangeresque.
- STRONG BAD: People so rarely care enough to let their own social status and personal hygiene fall by the wayside just to concentrate on planting trees.
- MARZIPAN: I agree... {confused} I think.
Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Devil
- STRONG BAD: Your little herb garden is great and all, but you still owe me for getting the formula!
- MARZIPAN: Sure, I'll pay you in fresh, clean oxygen!
- STRONG BAD: You'll pay me in fresh, clean hundred dollar bills or I'll bill you with my fresh, clean boot!
- MARZIPAN: Fine. Check's in the mail.
Cutesy Buttons → Stickanee Flower
- STRONG BAD: I need another one of those Stickanee flowers. Ya got any?
- MARZIPAN: No, the one we used for my formula was the last one. If only you had a sample of the original plant...
Branch → Cutesy Buttons
- STRONG BAD: {pulls out the branch} Here, make this grow!
- MARZIPAN: You might have better luck if you used it on my Formula Enhanced garden.
Nunchuck Gun → Cutesy Buttons
- STRONG BAD: {Pulls out the gun} FREEZE!
- MARZIPAN: Hey! Don't point that thing at me!
- STRONG BAD: Lucky thing you're my meal ticket, lady. I'll spare you... this time.
Enhanced Garden
- STRONG BAD: Wow, those plans really grew fast!
- MARZIPAN: I know, I can practically smell the Ozone layer being restored! Our air will no longer be toxic and poisonous!
- STRONG BAD: Or will it no longer be... poison-esque?
- MARZIPAN: {irritated} Knock it off.
- STRONG BAD: {shrugs} Eh, okay.
If clicking on the second onion from the front, in the right-hand row
- {Hint: If you're having trouble finding it, the "Enhanced Garden" pop-up text moves slightly when the cursor is in the right place}
- STRONG BAD: So, this is all the result of that top-secret formula? Not bad. If people can learn to conserve— {Pulls out the onion, revealing it to be Onion Bubs} BLARGH! {puts it back} —their environment, the world will be better off.
Same onion, in extended play
- STRONG BAD: It's not all illegally long hours and stale donuts around here. Sometimes we like to go a little crazy with the practical jokes. {Pulls out the onion, revealing it to be Onion Bubs} Which one of you put in Onion Bubs? {cast laughs}
- COACH Z: {laughing} That was me!
- STRONG BAD: Coach Z, you crazy man. You crazy. {more laughs}
- STRONG BAD: Yep, good old fan favorite, Onion Bubs.
Branch → Enhanced Garden
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: {pulls out the branch} Alright, Stickanee. Let's see how well this formula-enriched soil really works. {sticks the branch into the ground}
- {Change camera prospective to a close-up on Strong Bad's face.}
- STRONG BAD: {amazed, voice rising in pitch} Ahhhhhhh ahhhha aaahhhhhah ahhhh!!!
- {Change camera prospective back to normal view. The branch now has a Stickanee flower placed on it.}
- STRONG BAD: {victoriously} We're gonna make a fortune with this stuff!
- MARZIPAN: It's not about money, Dangeresque. In fact, I've already given away the formula to the scientific community at large. Because, when you get right down to it... {The video gets placed on fast forward.} ...we're all part of one big beautiful... {more fast forwarding} ...it takes a village... {even more fast forwarding} ...remember to eat a green thing everyday... {one more fast forward movement} ...see what I mean? {walks towards the Gazebo}
- STRONG BAD: No. {takes the flower} Stupid, selfish ecosystem!
- STRONG BAD: I don't do manual labor, man! My tree-planting days are over!
Flowers
- STRONG BAD: Hey, are these flowers from the rainforest too?
- MARZIPAN: Yes they are. But I wouldn't stand so close to them if I were you. They bite.
- STRONG BAD: {jumps away from the flowers} Yipes!
Knife → Flowers
- MARZIPAN: Stay away from my flowers with that knife!
- STRONG BAD: {disappointed} Hrrmmph. {puts the knife away}
Gazebo
- STRONG BAD: Hey, what's going on over here?
- MARZIPAN: That's the intensive care nursery for abused plants. Go near it and I'll break your arms! {turns away from Strong Bad}
Metal Detector
- STRONG BAD: {Finds a bullet} Now THAT is one sultry bullet! Ooh, I should get her to change her name to Sultry Bullets.
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