8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Crates in 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Crates
Bucket
- STRONG BAD: I've been in enough of these quote-unquote "adventure" games to guess that this thing's supposed to hold rivets.
- STRONG BAD: Intriguing. Or... dare I say? Riveting.
Crates
- STRONG BAD: It's a mile-high pile of videogame crates! Where were YOU guys when I needed a power-up in Hallway Warriors III, huh?
- {short hr}}
- STRONG BAD: I'm getting dizzy just looking at that mountain of power-ups, ammo, medkits, extra lives, shields, coins, bananas... {almost throws up} ...urp. Whoa, maybe a little nauseous.
Lone Crate
- {Strong Bad approaches the crate, but starts backing away when he sees something punching near his feet.}
- STRONG BAD: Whoa, I almost stepped in... {looks at the punching entity} ...Snake Boxer? Oh, I get it. I almost didn't see you there, what with you being two-dimensional and all.
- SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ...
The Poopsmith
- STRONG BAD: Yo, Poopsmith!
- {The Poopsmith holds up a sign saying "Let's build something".}
- STRONG BAD: {confused} What?
- HOMESTAR: {appears on screen} Pssst. Strong Bad. Just between you, me, and the interface layer, I don't think the Poopsmith's playin' with a full bucket. He thinks he's Mista Fixit from that old construction-worker game. {vanishes}
- STRONG BAD: Wow, that's old-school! {to the Poopsmith} Well, "Fixit", how would you like to join me in my epic quest to, um, rebuild reality? It's one heck of a fixer-upper!
- {The Poopsmith looks down at the bucket near him and holds up a sign showing a cluster of black dots.}
- STRONG BAD: {puzzled} What is that? Buckshot? Chicken feed? A bunch of ellipses? Is that it? Do you need ellipses?
- STRONG BAD: C'mon, Poop- {quickly corrects himself} Mista Fixit, join my party, it'll be fun. There'll be hammers!
- {The Poopsmith looks down at his bucket and holds up the sign showing the black dot cluster again.}
- STRONG BAD: {defeated} Fine, I'll find you some... whatever that picture is.
Snake Boxer
- STRONG BAD: Y'know, your blocky fists of fury could come in pretty handy. Wanna join my party to save reality?
- SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ... {vanishes}
- ON-SCREEN TEXT: SNAKE BOXER has joined your party!
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