8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)

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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from The Field in 8-Bit Is Enough.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

Bubs' Concession Stand

Videlectrix Box

{Strong Bad lifts up the box and grabs the contents therein}
STRONG BAD: It's my new logic board from Videlectrix! Now I just need to install this baby in the Trogdor machine, and we can end this episode early!

The Field

Cell Phone

{Strong Bad pulls out the cell phone and dials a number. The phone rings.}
STRONG BAD: Good thing the Videlectrix phone number is the same as the secret code to get a zillion med in Awexome Cross.
VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone, while an 8-bit image of them appears off to the side} Videlectrix! We use computers... to make video games.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, {speaks quickly} my Trogdor arcade machine just broke all of a sudden for no reason at all after I didn't do anything to it. And now it's runnin' around all over the place beatin' people up and scaring everyone... {normal} which is actually pretty cool, except now I can't play it.
VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Uh... all our operators are busy, so... you've reached our voice mail. If you want to hear about Videlectrix's amazing catalog of all the best games... uh, say "One". If you want to join the Good Graphic-keteers Club, say "Two". And what else? For our inkline, say "Three".

Cell Phone → 4

STRONG BAD: Four!
VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} You chose option four. That's... er, {softly} which one was option four?
SECOND VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} You know, I... I didn't think we've had an "option four".
VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone; yelling} YOU GOT PAID TO THINK! HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO RUN A BIG VOICE MAIL AND PUT UP WITH YOUR LIST AT THE SAME TIME?!?
STRONG BAD: Four! Two plus two! Quatro! Double double deuce!
VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} All right, all right, you got me. You say you got a problem with your Trogdor cabinet? You're gonna need to put in a new logic board. That'll fix it right up. We'll drop one off next to the concession stand nearest you.
STRONG BAD: Finally!
VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} That'll be $149.95. How you wanna pay for that?
STRONG BAD: Uh, the number you have reached is not in service. Please hang up and try again.
VIDELECTRIX GUY: {on phone} Oh, sorry about that. I'll just—
{Strong Bad turns the phone off and the image of the Videlectrix guys disappears. A box with the V in "Videlectrix" falls out of the sky and lands next to Bubs' Concession Stand, which has been covered in scaffolding.}
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