Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Cutesy's House in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Cutesy's House
Cutesy Buttons
Cutesy Buttons → Formula
- STRONG BAD: Say hey baby, did Dangeresque come through for you on that formula or what? It's okay, you can say it.
- MARZIPAN: The formula works, Dangeresque! Just look at all these baby trees, so eager to grow up and become the next great rainforest!
- STRONG BAD: And then my log cabin summer home in the Hamptons!
Cutesy Buttons → Floppy Disk
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, remember that disk you took from Uzi Bazooka... the one with all the important launch codes on it? You wouldn't happen to still have that, would ya?
- MARZIPAN: Funny you should mention that. Right after I used the formula, a man named Perducci showed up and offered me a sapling topiary for it. So I gave it to him.
- STRONG BAD: {distressed} Perducci has the disk?!
- MARZIPAN: He seemed like such a nice well-dressed man. I did overhear him saying he was traveling to Venice if that helps.
- STRONG BAD: What did you say happened to that disk?
- MARZIPAN: I think Perducci took it with him to Venice.
Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Angel
- STRONG BAD: It's nice to see someone so dedicated to the issues these days.
- MARZIPAN: Thank you, Dangeresque.
- STRONG BAD: People so rarely care enough to let their own social status and personal hygiene fall by the wayside just to concentrate on planting trees.
- MARZIPAN: I agree... {confused} I think.
Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Devil
- STRONG BAD: Your little herb garden is great and all, but you still owe me for getting the formula!
- MARZIPAN: Sure, I'll pay you in fresh, clean oxygen!
- STRONG BAD: You'll pay me in fresh, clean hundred dollar bills or I'll bill you with my fresh, clean boot!
- MARZIPAN: Fine. Check's in the mail.
Cutesy Buttons → Stickanee Flower
- STRONG BAD: I need another one of those Stickanee flowers. Ya got any?
- MARZIPAN: No, the one we used for my formula was the last one. If only you had a sample of the original plant...
Enhanced Garden
- STRONG BAD: Wow, those plans really grew fast!
- MARZIPAN: I know, I can practically smell the Ozone layer being restored! Our air will no longer be toxic and poisonous!
- STRONG BAD: Or will it no longer be... poison-esque?
- MARZIPAN: {irritated} Knock it off.
- STRONG BAD: {shrugs} Eh, okay.
Flowers
- STRONG BAD: Hey, are these flowers from the rainforest too?
- MARZIPAN: Yes they are. But I wouldn't stand so close to them if I were you. They bite.
- STRONG BAD: {jumps away from the flowers} Yipes!
Gazebo
- STRONG BAD: Hey, what's going on over here?
- MARZIPAN: That's the intensive care nursery for abused plants. Go near it and I'll break your arms! {turns away from Strong Bad}
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