Lack of Visible Arms

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One of the ultimate mysteries in the Homestar Runner body of work is that Homestar Runner, Marzipan, The King of Town, Homsar, and many other characters all lack visible arms and hands. In spite of this, they have the ability to pick up, carry, and manipulate objects at will. The most common explanations for this phenomenon are that they either have invisible arms or can manipulate objects with some kind of psychokinesis. Some suggest the latter over the former, as these characters' articles of clothing rarely have sleeves where arms would normally be. Others believe that there is a combination of both factors in use. Usually none of the other characters seem to pay any attention to this curiosity, possibly because they have become accustomed to it, although sometimes their lack of arms is referenced.

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References

The no-handed deckeman!
  • Armless Invaders — Homestar is the titular "armless invader".
  • The Interview — Strong Bad refers to Homestar as a "no-armed whitey".
  • Strong Bad is a Bad GuyStrong Mad starts to tell Homestar that he doesn't have arms, but is cut off by the end of the cartoon.
  • Stinkomanual — Level 5's intro reads, "1-Up takes matters into his own, um, torso!"
  • No Hands On Deck! — Homestar's lack of hands, which comes with his lack of arms, is referred to in the title and in a newspaper headline within the toon.
  • Sketchbook — Homestar is seen doing a push-up and the caption reads, "no handed-style!"
  • DNA Evidence — Upon being told that the DNA analysis will cost "an arm and a leg", Marzipan replies "Not a problem." (see also below)
  • Ever and More! — Strong Bad and The Cheat (who have perfectly visible arms) practice Homestar's and the King of Town's secret "handshake" (see below) by putting their hands on their hips and bobbing up and down.
  • Homestar Ruiner — When Marzipan asks Strong Bad to leave because her mood ring is a deep brown, Strong Bad asks himself, "Who will ever tell that girl that she doesn't have any hands?"

Strong Bad Email

  • vacationStrong Bad imagines, in a hypothetical email from Monkey D, "How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's not wearing any Marzi-pants?"
  • action figure — Homestar's action figure box reads "No arms! Like real life!"
  • fingers — Homestar makes himself a pair of fake arms.
  • more armies — Homestar remarks that by joining the Homestarmy, one can have a career in the "no-armed forces".
  • love poems — Homestar claims that he has "no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes".
  • magic trick — Homestar is in a box and wearing fake arms, and Strong Bad says to Homestar, "You look like a man of many arms," and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I'm like an octopus."

Oddities

Sketch with arms
Proof that Homestar has invisible arms?
"Do you want to watch me bench-press a lot...of weights?"

Strong Bad Email

  • halloweener — Homestar wears boxing gloves on his feet and an oven mitt on his head.
  • the bird — Strong Bad flips Homestar off, and after Homestar replies "Right back atcha," Strong Bad exclaims, "He just gave me the bird!"
  • your friends — When Strong Bad asks Marzipan to hold out her hands, she just says she doesn't want to. Of course, she may be aware that Strong Bad is preparing to hand her a saw blade.
  • the show and Main Page 19 — Homestar holds a microphone and sorts through a stack of index cards at the same time. This action could require more than two hands.
  • marzipan — Strong Bad remarks that "Marzipan can't keep her hands offa" him, although this could be just a figure of speech.
  • time capsule — Homestar is able to manipulate the box, box lid, and wig all at the same time.
  • extra plug — Homestar is tied with an extension cord around his torso in a position normally used to secure someone's arms.
  • highschoolTeenage Homestar sings "Shaking hands with my man" in Strong Bad's doodle memory/hazardous guess.
  • strong badathlon — Homestar, the champion of the Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating event, takes swings at himself. Visible air disturbances show where his extremities are traveling.
  • your funeral — As Homestar enters Marzipan's house, he hangs up a coat with sleeves.

Characters With No Visible Arms

These characters have no visible arms, yet have been observed manipulating objects:

Debatable Characters

These characters lack visible arms, but have never been seen manipulating objects:

See also

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