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This user won a steak for being awesome at answering Homestar-winner's Question of the Week!

This user wonslipknot6477's trivia questions.

This user is an awsome friend from Geoblu2

SMRT This user has guessed SantanaHomerunner's riddle correctly. Intelligence level: Abstract Genius.

SMRT This user has guessed SantanaHomerunner's difficult trivia question correctly. Intelligence level: SUPER GENIUS.

SMRT This user has guessed SantanaHomerunner's medium trivia question correctly. Intelligence level: genius.

SMRT This user has guessed SantanaHomerunner's easy trivia question correctly. Intelligence level: metiocre.

This user has won the Robot Challenge of the Week.

This user loves Homsar so much he created some stupid club because he was bored! Boy, is this user stupid!

SBA This user is a member of the Strong Bad Allegiance.

TGS This user is a member of the T(w)een Guy Squad.

This user uses a Mac.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

KID This user is under 13 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user is an American.

This user lives in California.

This user's favorite emails are retirement and caffine and virus.

This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his iPod.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.

This user is faster than Kid Speedy.

The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.

This user's favorite Chapman is Mike.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user loves 20X6.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks stashed-a-mundo."

LOL This user is funny.

This user can play the guitar.

This user has more than two problems.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.

This user is not willing to sever his leg, but he would like to try a combo meal.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper

This user was affected by The Dry Pencil Scare of 47'.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user owns the Everybody Everybody Poster.

GO This user found the wiki from a Google search.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his PSP.

This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree... </div>

This user's favorite toon is Experimental film.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user will give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.

This user wants to be the guy too.

This user has caught a Europa-pean Lobster with a his water rocket.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!

This user can play the drum!

This user was Burninated by trogdor. Oh, the humanity.

This user owns a Homsar T-shirt.

This user owns a Strong Bad hoodie.

This user owns Cheat Commandos figurines.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

Contents 1 About me 2 Things I like 3 Weekly 4 Question of the week 5 Character of the week 6 Facts of the week 7 Picture of the week 8 Article of the week 9 Quote of the week 10 Person of the week 11 I am Pom Pom, hear me roar... err... bubble. Bubbly bubble. 12 Homsarmy 13 Things 14 Contributions 15 Thank you

About me

Hello, I am Kanjiro, I first found out about homestarrunner.com because of my friends. There were watching Dragon and said it was the coolest thing ever. So i watched it. I was impressed. At first i thought it was some sort of funny one time video that would blow over in a couple of weeks, but then i discovered the entire site! To think all of these toons, games, emails, and even a store! was running through my head at the moment. After watching a couple more emails, then some toons, and then looking at the characters page, then finally playing a game, computer lab time time was over, and had been for fifteen minutes, then we all got detention. Oh, the memories. About two weeks later, i got a new mac. The first thing i had to do was bookmark homestarrunner.com (actually i had to write a report, but, yaa.) So I typed into google "homestar" then popped up the following:

• win a free ringtone game thing
• homestarrunner.com
• homestar runner wikipedia

Guess which one i chose, thats right, the... win a free ringtone game thing! I tazered that gnome like 12 times! Then i won a free ring tone. Then i went to homestar runner wikipedia! Then things happened that i don't want to type, and here i am today! I have seen every toon, played every game, and watched every email!

Things I like

Here are some things i like that are related to homestarrunner.com

• Favorite emails: Virus, Retirement, caffeine, and the rest of the lappy emails.
• Favorite toons: DNA evidence, all of the cheat commandos, and strong bad is in jail cartoon.
• Favorite shorts: senor mortgage, experimental film, drive-thru, one two, one two
• Powered by the cheat: all of them
• Puppet stuff: don't like them
• Favorite Holiday toons:Homestarloween Party, Decemberween In July, Senorial Day, Fall Float Parade
• Favorite Games:stinkoman 20x6, peasant's quest (beat it!), thy dungeonman 3
• Favorite Quotes:

Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." download

Homsar Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" download (mirror)

Senor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" download (mirror)

Bubs Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." PC Mac (mirror)

Here are some things i like that are not related homesatrrunner.com or the wiki.

Music

• They might be giants
• Beatles
• Jetro Tull
• Weird Al
• U2
• led zeppelin

TV

• Anime such as Bleach and Naruto (from the internet)
• 2 shows on fox (I like all of the fox shows on Sunday night)
• 4 discovery channel shows
• 4 Disney channel shows
• Jeopardy, late night talk shows, and My name is Earl.
• 3 adult swim shows
• 2 comedy central shows

Websites

• I pretty much spend all my time on the internet here. Which is all of my free time. I wish i had a life.

Weekly

Every day (or whenever i get around to it) I'll bring you something new, like a new Question of the week on saturdays. The schedule is the followin': Character-updated Wednesdays, picture-Thursdays, article-Fridays, Question-Saturdays, Facts-Sunday, person-Mondays, Quote-tuesdays. Feel free to give me suggestions for future thing of the week on my talk page. Also on my talk page you can answer the Question of the week, if you get it right, I'll post you as a winner and consider putting you as a future person of the week.

Question of the week

• Q3: What does Homsar spell in letter blocks, and in what email does he spell it.

Winner #1:^Sam_{Fisher (Come in, Lambert.)}

Winner #2:TheCoolBot

Winner #3:Foogs

Character of the week

The Horrible Painting is a creepy drawing that managed to rank as number nine on Strong Bad's bottom 10 list. It has presumably been in Strong Mad's Room since the Brothers Strong were little, and always gives Strong Bad the jibblies. The painting itself bears a slight resemblance to the Jhonka, while the head bears a striking resemblance to the Monster Maskus, both of which are featured in Peasant's Quest. It appears to be some kind of gray gremlin-creature or gargoyle with red eyes sitting on a rock and holding a torch. The painting has a background that fades from blue to green. It lives in the shadows and tries to beckon Strong Bad into the closet by creepily whispering the phrase "Come on in heeeeere." This phrase was later shown as a Quote of the Week. The horrible painting was also seen on the More Fan Costumes as a pumpkin. Before succumbing to the jibblies, Strong Bad states the painting is way more evil in pumpkin form.

Facts of the week

1. A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds long.

2. Animals that lay eggs do not have belly buttons.

3. Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

4. Slugs have 4 noses.

5. Camels have 3 eyelids.

Picture of the week

This one speaks for itself. (different town)

Article of the week

They Might Be Giants

Origins	Brooklyn, New York
Genre(s)	College rock Alternative rock Indie rock
Members	John Flansburgh John Linnell
Discography	Extensive listing at TMBW.net
Producer	Pat Dillet

They Might Be Giants is an alternative rock band that has collaborated with The Brothers Chaps on several occasions. The two members of They Might Be Giants are John Flansburgh and John Linnell. They currently record and tour with Dan Miller, Danny Weinkauf, and Marty Beller.

The story of the the Homestar Runner collaboration:

"It was very circuitous. ... A photograph was taken of me wearing a Homsar shirt, which is one of the more obscure characters in Homestar. I was at an in-store thing wearing this shirt and a fan had taken a photograph of me signing their book or whatever, and the photograph of me showed up in some blog, and somebody made them aware of it. They were like, 'Hey look, they're wearing your shirt, you guys,' and so [the Brothers Chaps] knew that we were fans. And I guess Linnell kind of reached out to them and said, 'You know, if there's anything you want us to do, if you have any musical needs for your site or whatever, we'd be certainly happy to help you guys out,' and they took us up on that offer. We did a bunch of things with them — we did a jam session with the Homestar puppet, and they did this video for 'Experimental Film' — and it's kind of a mutual admiration society. We really enjoy what they do." — John Flansburgh from an interview in the Tucson Weekly, 19 August 2004

Appearances

• They composed and performed the music for the email different town.
• John, John, and Marty jam with Homestar Runner in the Puppet Jam series.
• The Brothers Chaps animated the video for Experimental Film, one of the songs from their 2004 CD The Spine and The Spine Hits The Road. This video was listed as the official music video for the song, and it aired once on MTV.
• Puppets Homestar and Marshie joined They Might Be Giants onstage in Atlanta for their September 25, 2004 concert.
• Puppet Strong Bad joined They Might Be Giants onstage in Atlanta for their May 3, 2006 concert.

Fun Facts

• In Thy Dungeonman 3, there is an excerpt from Fingertips when you type something that doesn't compute with the game (beginning with "I don't understand you...").
• Strong Sad quotes They Might Be Giants lyrics for the song "Don't Let's Start" in his journal; "Everybody dies, frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful".

Quote of the week

Coach Z Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts. Download? (mirror)

Person of the week

If you happen to be the person of the week, please copy the user box below to the top of your userbox to show you have been Kanjiro's person of the week. ( To get to be person of the week, I must think you are cool, or you have had to of help me out somehow.)

Kanjiro's POTW This user is or has been Kanjiro's person of the week. Hooray!!!

This week's person of the week:

Sam the Man

Homestar-Winner (talk)

^Super!Santana^Duper!

There you have it. Someteen Days of Glory! And after the closimonies, most winners immediately begin filming product endorsements while their names are still fresh in our minds...

I am Pom Pom, hear me roar... err... bubble. Bubbly bubble.

Take your quiz today!

Homsarmy

Hello and welcome to the Homsarmy! The Homsarmy is a group i made up because I got bored... If you like Homsar and his antics, please join. All you have to do to join is tell me on my talk page and gett me some cool picture or thing shown below, it's that easy! If you do happen to join please copy the userbox below to your own userbox:

This user loves Homsar so much he/she joined some stupid club that some stupid guy made up, because he was bored! Boy, is this user stupid!

Recruits: Kanjiro talk (General), Homestar-Winner (talk) (Brigadier), Sam the Man (colonel), Slipknot6477 (Lieutenant Colonel), Super Martyo boing! (Major), Geoblu2 (Captain), ^Super!Santana^Duper! (Lieutenant),

Our first order of business:
Be raised by a cup of coffee.

Things

Here's some things people have given me because I let them be part of the homsarmy.

Man! I'm getting a lot of cool stuff, starting this club was a great idea!

Things i got:

• Two things of melonade
• Bubs concession stand
• The cheat
• Homsar's bowler hat
• The warm feeling i get when strong bad gets put in jail
  • (That's for dropping the heavy lourde on the master!)
• The cheat bot
• Super Martyo's guitar
• A King Bubsgonzola Poster! 譲歩の人!

Contributions

I don't do a lot of stuff on this wiki, but on about 15 emails, I put "at the end" at least twice in there easter eggs. I'm pretty much the "at the end™∞" master. That's right, I even trade marketed it. And put the infinity sign after it... I don't know why i did that... or how i did it? (If your wondering why it's not in my contributes, i did a lot of them as an ip.)

Thank you

Thank you for visiting my page!