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ASTRO This user is a Scorpio.

This user is an American.

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HI This user is on the welcoming committee.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

This user has more than two prablems.

This user wants to be the guy too.

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Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 1, 2 and 3.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6. (No, not 5.)

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user owns a Homsar T-shirt.

This user owns a Strong Bad T-shirt.

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[edit] Welcome to me!

Haldo, Homestar Runner fans! I am Homestar-winner. I have known about Homestar Runner for over 3 years now. Yeah, it may not be as long as you have known about it, but that doesn't mean I'm any less of a fan than you! I like to try to edit this wiki whenever I can. I often make minor edits (such as removing redirects), but I try to make more important edits whenever I can. If there is anything you want to say to me, say it on my talk page. I always like getting new messages. And just for anyone who doesn't know so much about the not-important-in-any-way things about Homestar Runner, the "winner" part of my user name came from the rejected character Homeschool Winner. So, take a look around. I strongly suggest you going here, and going here's not bad, and this page is pretty fun. I mean I've seen it.

[edit] How I Learned About HomestarRunner.com

I first learned about HomestarRunner.com when my friend showed me the first time here toon, which I thought was hilarious! ("Oh, right. HomestarRunner dot net. 'Its dot com!'") He showed me Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon after that, which I also enjoyed. ("I feel... cooler, and... less like I suck so bad.") That got me hooked on the website for the rest of my life (because I know that I will continue to love Homestar for the rest of my life!). After that I watched every toon and SBEmail made and loved them all!!!

[edit] Other things I like

• Music: Devo, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, The Clash, R.E.M., U2, Smashing Pumpkins, The Lonely Island
• Movies: Groundhog Day, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Back to the Future, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Waterboy, The Dark Knight
• TV Shows: The Simpsons, Full House, Saved by the Bell, Home Improvement, Pokémon, The Office, 30 Rock
  • Game Shows: Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, Jeopardy!, Family Feud, The Price Is Right, Press Your Luck, Match Game
• Video Games: Super Mario World, Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl, Super Mario Galaxy, Donkey Kong, Defender, Pokémon, Medroid (entire series)

[edit] Favorite Quotes

This is a list of some of my favorite quotes said by some of the characters on HomestarRunner.com:

• Homestar Runner: "I'm good for it. I'll pay you the ten bucks right now!" (Halloween Fairstival)
• Homestar Runner: "Let's have a marriage. Let's have a marriage license." (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2)
• Homestar Runner: "I honestly wonder how many million donuts I'll sell on my first day. Three? Four? Eight?" (Donut Unto Others)
• Homsar: "I'm a song from the sixties." (interview)
• Homsar: "Why, hello chocolate cake!" (strong badathlon)
• Strong Sad: "This is the greatest day of my life. I feel like a few dollars." (Sick Day)
• Strong Sad: "This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!" (3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Strong Bad: "You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show!" (Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Bubs: "Dangit, purple wrench!" (Hremail 62)
• The King of Town: "Why should I let them eat cake? It's MY cake!" (Homestar Ruiner)
• Teeny Tiny Girls: "Tompkins made a swear!" (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)

[edit] In Closing...

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