User:Cool Tapes.exe

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'Zup. I'm Cool Tapes.exe. My favorite character in the Homestar Runner Universe would have to be....Strong Bad. Well, feel free to look around my user page. Okay, bye!

OMG HE'S BACK!!! Hi guys. After my long vacation, i'm back. Did I miss anything? I'm back on Bloody Rose, and the website should be up soon. Okay, bye!

Contents

My Favorites (from homestarrunner.com)

Dreams

I dream to be a famous movie maker someday. I sometimes make short Homestar cartoons that I show to my friends. But I'm most interested in the horror genre. In fact, I'm doing a remake of the greatist musical of our time, Little Shop of Horrors.

Come on fhqwhgads!
I swear, these girls are hot! Especially the brunette!

I spend most of the time on the computer (or Compy as I like to call it) writing short stories or making movies.

Oh man...I knew you had crap for brains, but it's like the crap in your brains has crap for brains!

First Time

The first time I experianced the fury of Homestarrunner.com was at Camp LRCA, a christian camp (yes. surprise, surprise). One of the camp supervisers all of a sudden asked "Who likes stupid cartoons?!" after a lesson. We sat back in our seats and watched the first Strong Bad Email I ever saw, guitar. Ever since, I was hooked. I looked forward to one or two (maybe even three) Sbemails or Teen Girl Squad every night at camp. It was friggin awesome. When I came home, I immediatly showed my little bro the website (even though I haven't seen it yet) and he was hooked as well. Before I knew it, even my friends were digging the Homestarrunner website. Today, I come to the website every day to see if there's a new sbemail or toon.

Link is so stupid.

SBEMAIL

I have sent Strong Bad an email before. It went something like this....

He probably wouldn't answer it until sbemail #173(see montage), though. It still would be cool to see if Strong Bad got the inkjet printer earlier.

Poor Homestar.
I didn't know Homestar played soccer!
Kirby rules
You are under my control....
What the....?
A song from the sixties
The system is down
Oh man, I don't care what anyone says, these girls are friggin hot!
That thing is way more evil in pumpkin form!
Awesome ornaments
Strong Bad is so weak!
The mysterious Safrica Galaxy.
Little Shopof Horrors 1982.png.jpg
My favorite movie and play.
Strong Mad is way too short and The Cheat is way too big!
YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

Little Shop of Horrors

Here's what my remake of Little Shop of Horrors will be like. It's not really all that different from the 1986 film.

The film takes place in a florist shop in Skid Row, New York. Seymour Krelborn (played by Brian West) is an employee and so is his crush, Audrey (still haven't found a person to play Audrey yet). Seymour finds a strange plant he names "Audrey 2" (played by myself). He puts it in the window, and many customers flock to the little shop. After they all leave, the plant wilts and Seymour begs for it to grow. He cuts his finger on a rose, and the plant opens its pod, begging for the blood. Seymour feeds the plant his own blood and it grows. Many more customers flock to the site as the plant grows. Soon, the plant is as big as a shetland pony. Now it can talk and sing. Audrey 2 attempts to persuade Seymour into killing someone, chopping the person up and giving the person to it. Seymour thinks of the one person that should die; Audrey's sadistic boyfriend, Orin Scrivello D.D.S. (played by TyShawn Fitzpatrick) Seymour goes into Orin's office with a gun in his hand. But he's so wimpy that he can't do the dirty deed. So Orin does it for him. He puts on his special laughling gas mask, chokes and dies. Seymour drags him back to the shop, chops him up, and feeds him to Audrey 2. Soon, Mr. Mushnick (played by Jimmy Lampkin), the owner of the shop, suspects something. What can Seymour do except feed the still-growing Audrey 2 another innocent bystander? The plant is now 16 feet tall with a cocky attitude. Seymour refuses to feed the plant any longer and storms out of the shop. The plant then calls Audrey, lures her to the shop and chops on her. Seymour returns to the shop and pulls Audrey out of the plant's pod. Audrey soon dies from loss of blood and Seymour, granting his love's dying wish, feeds her to the plant. Seymour is so heartbroken, he stands toward the end of a building until Patrick Martin (played by Spencer Gloy) appears. He tells Seymour his idea to take cuttings of Audrey 2 and sell them in florist shops across the country. Seymour returns to the shop only to be eaten by Audrey 2. Patrick takes cuttings of the plant and the plants take over the world.

Quote of the Week

(will be updated whenever I feel like updating it)

ME: If you're not me, you probably suck.

People I likes as friends

Jangles5150

I can't believe I remembered my password. I love and miss you, childhood.


Hello, you! Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with Kyle Smith or Milli Vanilli. Yep. What's my name? Austin... and I'm dating your daughter. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email death metal. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.


HRWiki:Userboxes
WP This user is also on Wikipedia, but doesn't edit all that often.
HI This user WAS on the welcoming committee, until artificial intelligence took over once again!
RC This user patrols Recent Changes.
TEEN This user is 19 years old.
RIGHT This user is right handed...and also thinks this text is very hard to read.
This user uses Windows.
This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox
This user's favorite email is for kids.
This user enjoys doing Gnome work.
This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.
This user's favorite toon is Commandos in the Classroom.
This user's favorite character is Bubs.
PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.
F! This user is on the HRWiki Frappr map.

My Contributions

A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!

  • Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
  • Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
  • Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
  • It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
  • You know, you could always take two free samples.
  • The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
  • Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
  • It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
  • There’s always your mom’s purse.
  • Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
  • Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
  • Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
  • Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
  • Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
  • It is not stealing if they never use it.
  • Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

IRC Quotes

  • I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff... 
<OptimisticFool> Did you miss the "d" key, yellow? 
<DeFender1031> Theyellowfart, either that's gross, or you typoed 
<Theyellowfart> ...problem, guys? 
* OptimisticFool stifles laughter.. "Um.. no." 
<Theyellowfart> What's the matter? 
<Brooksie> tee hee 
<NachoMan> tee hee 
<Theyellowfart> ...whhhhhat? 

<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG? 
<Heim> Yup. 
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place? 
<Heim> I love that place. 
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG? 
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever. 
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG? 
<Heim> It is made of awesome. 
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG? 
<Heim> No. 
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps. 
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG? 
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe. 
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps 
<NachoMan> </dilbert> 
<theyellowdart> xD 

<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868. 
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"? 
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar. 
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project? 
<SysRq868> Yeah. 
<SysRq868> twas totally gay 
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay. 
<SysRq868> Like you. 
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me. 
<Theyellowdart> <3 
<SysRq868> <3 

<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA 
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3 
<Brooksie> awww :3 
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene 
<Brooksie> and 
<Brooksie> i 
<Brooksie> thought 
<Brooksie> of 
<Brooksie> ... 
<Brooksie> ... 
<Brooksie> ... 
<NachoMan> :o 
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps 

<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b> 
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED''' 
<D-Fender1031> *LIED* 
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT> 
<D-Fender1031> hahaha 

<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry? 
<Theyellowdart> NO! 
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN! 
<Bluebry> lolk 

<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14? 
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13. 
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why? 
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question. 
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect. 
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river. 
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio? 
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house. 
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then. 
<Theyellowdart> yeah 
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now. 
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son. 

<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature 
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel? 
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions! 
<Phlip> how useful! 
<Theyellowdart> xD 
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod. 
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature... 
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!! 

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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through? 

<Chwoka>  JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka>  *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray>  Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3

<Theyellowdart>  Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_>  br'zil
<Theyellowdart>  ooh
<Theyellowdart>  nice
<Theyellowdart>  is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart>  is it?
<SammiSeldowitz>  YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz>  THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL 
<Theyellowdart>  I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz>  fine
<_20eric06_>  Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.

<DorianGray>  Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro>  xD
<DorianGray>  Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart>  ...said the tard.
<DorianGray>  ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart>  ouch
<DorianGray>  Indeed.
<Theyellowdart>  You got me.  Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart>  You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray>  Drop the "et". =3

<Theyellowdart>  So... are you doing anything later?  Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart>  I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart>  Screw her.
<Theyellowdart>  Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.

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The End (?)

That's pretty much my user page. Feel free to ask questions on my talk page. Well, until then, see ya later!

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