Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption
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Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption is a Rube Goldberg-esque device designed to harm Rumble Red by Old-Timey Marzipan in Decemberween Short Shorts. Disguised as a Decemberween present, the contraption is made up of 13 fake sticks of dynamite, which open up to reveal a pistol, which then extends a cement mixer, which then releases a bear trap. The bear trap fell on Rumble Red, snapped shut, and beheaded him. The device was probably used on Rumble Red because of his poor reputation with The Homestar Runner as seen in 4 branches and Decemberween Short Shorts.
