The Ugly One
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Biography
The ke popular yogurt topping jimmies and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 she stuck her head in the sand rather than converse with the olda boys.
As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, jk
- She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
- She slapped The King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.
Pre-K Version
In Pre-K, there is some confusion over whether she was a boy or girl.
New Hotness
For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused Strong Bad to (a) exclaim "Whoa! Did I draw that new hotness?", (b) "save" her from Arrow'd Guy, (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could make out with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. The Brothers Chaps' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "Hotgly One". Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.
Title Card Descriptions
- drill team! (TV Time Toons Menu)
- hygiene? (Teen Girl Squad Issue 1)
- psoriasis! (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- actually crazy (Teen Girl Squad Issue 3)
- prepaid lunch! (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
- three piece?!! (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- wants to be cheerleader (Teen Girl Squad Issue 6)
- boy or girl? (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- listens to pinebark! (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
- parking deck? (Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
- gnarly nursing home green (Teen Girl Squad Issue 10)
- geiger counter! (Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
Hurt and/or Killed by
- Arrows (Teen Girl Squad Issue 1, 404 error page)
- Being swooped by a vulture (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) (Teen Girl Squad Issue 3)
- YOU'RE NOT potatoes (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
- Sticking her head in sand and then being the perch of a giant bird (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- Falling into the The Arrow'd Guy's mouth (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- Being floor tommed, step-mommed, and Pom-Pommed (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
- Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree (Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
- Being eaten by a carnivorous plant (Teen Girl Squad Issue 10)
- A chainsaw-wielding maniac in a Speedo (Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
Filmography
- Debut: Email comic
- Complete Filmography
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
