Strong Bad Email Intros
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Strong Bad usually sings a crazy song before he reads an email. This page lists them all.
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| | | Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad. |
| | | I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... |
| | | Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. |
| | | I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... |
| | | Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. |
| | | I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. |
| | | I am going to check my email. |
| | | I remember the time when I checked my email. |
| | | I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. |
| | | I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. |
| | | Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... |
| | | Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
| | | Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... |
| | | Must...check...email... |
| | | Everybody...check your email... |
| | | Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... |
| | | Whoa! Electronic mail! |
| | | Something has compelled me to check my email. |
| | | Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... |
| | | Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go! |
| | | This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. |
| | | Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... |
| | | Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! |
| | | Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... |
| | | Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. |
| | | Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. |
| | | I got an email. I got an awesome email. |
| | | This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one. |
| | | All these...emails...I don't understand. |
| | | I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. |
| | | Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email. |
| | | Rabilla dabilla check e-mail. |
| | | Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity... |
| | | Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems. |
| | | Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? |
| | | Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... |
| | | Mmmmm... fresh emails... |
| | | Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll.. |
| | | Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. |
| | | Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... |
| | | I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking! |
| | | Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! |
| | | All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad? |
| | | I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... |
| | | It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail. |
| | | {clears throat} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| | | Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... |
| | | Boy, is it ever Monday. |
| | | Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! |
| | | Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. |
| | | Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! |
| | | Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. |
| | | In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. |
| | | Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails. |
| | | Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. |
| | | Oh! The e-mail! |
| | | So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. |
| | | Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female. |
| | | There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. |
| | | Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email. |
| | | Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... |
| | | Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. |
| | | Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! |
| | | Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. |
| | | Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! |
| | | Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! |
| | | This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. |
| | | strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. |
| | | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? |
| | | Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! |
| | | What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. |
| | | I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails. |
| | | Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. |
| | | Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! |
| | | Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. |
| | | Email! Email! Email! Email! |
| | | I met her in the summertime. Her name was...e-mail! |
| | | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. |
| | | My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. |
| | | Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. |
| | | Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick. |
| | | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. |
| | | Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics. |
| | | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail. |
| | | Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! |
| | | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! |
| | | POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— |
| | | I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe |
| | | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. |
| | | Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. |
| | | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! |
| | | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? |
| | | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. |
| | | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet. |
| | | Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email! |
| | | So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me. |
| | | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. |
| | | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. |
| | | Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail |
| | | ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL! |
| | | The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool. |
| | | Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you. |
| | | Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above. |
| | | Everybody love this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. |
| | | Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email. |
| | | Oh, here comes little e-mail, with a gun in his hand... |
| | | Let's check a Strong Bad E-mail, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family. |
| | | Oh, I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. Full house. |
| | | I'm not going to sing an email song this week e- … Oh. Never mind. |
| | | I guess I should do the thing that I do. |
| | | I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt. |
| | | Let's get it over with! With the e-mail style, get it over with! |
| | | Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad! |
| | | I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. |
| | | Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email. |
| | | Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email... |
| | | Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo. |
| | | I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. |
| | | Alright! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails. |
| | | I got miles and miles of the e-mail style. Miles and miles of the e-mail style. |
| | | A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls! |
| | | Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew... |
| | | This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors. |
| | | Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA... |
| | | Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC |
| | | You got to e-mail, just to stay alive! |
| | | And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman? |
| | | Email, check it, come on, come on, y'all. Email check it, come on, come on, y'all. |
| | | Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! |
| | | Strong Bad Email, makes money! Strong Bad Email, gets paid! |
| | | {rapping} Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all! |
| | | Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email! |
| | | This email is making fun of you. |
| | | Back out of my way, so I can check some email. |
| | | Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... |
| | | {singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. |
| | | A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail. |
| | | I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. Checkin' my email! |
| | | Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries... |
| | | Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week! |
Introductions for DVD Emails
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| | | Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time! |
| | | Okay, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. |
| | | There comes a time, when you read a certain email. |
| | | Checkin' emails for a livin', a livin'. I'm checkin' emails for life. |
