8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Stinkoman 20X6 in 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Stinkoman 20X6
On arrival
- {First time only}
- {The Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 theme is playing in the background. Strong Bad does the sprite transformations and appears in a black area. He looks around, and realizes he is on the games status bar. He walks past two other Stinkomans.}
- STRONG BAD: Step aside! Coming through! Move outta line!
- EXTRA LIVES: Hey, watch it!
- {Zoom out to reveal the whole screen. Strong Bad, the portal, and the extra lives are at the bottom of the screen on the status bar. Stinkoman is standing on a platform to the left, a Browntant can be seen in the middle, and a Chorch is floating above. All the ladders and many platforms are broken. At the top right of the screen, the TrogSword rests on a floating platform.}
- STINKOMAN: Whoa, I just got an extra life! {zoom in on Stinkoman} I must be even more bodatical than I thought!
- STRONG BAD: What the..? {cut to Strong Bad} What am I doing down here? I'm supposed to be up there where all the runny, jumpy, shooty action is!
- {cut to Stinkoman}
- STINKOMAN: Hey, be quiet down there! I'm right in the middle of a CHALLENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEE!!! Hey bad guys, check out these moves! Hiyayayayayayaya! {Stinkoman punches the air several times}
Browntant
- STRONG BAD: Hey, up there! {waves}
- BROWNTANT: {speaking with a faux-African American accent} What? Who said that?
- STRONG BAD: Me! Down here! Hey, I gotta tell you somethin'!
Browntant → TrogSword
Browntant → Stinkoman
- STRONG BAD: Did you know that Stinkoman makes fun of you behind your back?
- BROWNTANT: Of course I know! I mean, have you listened to the guy for more than ten seconds? He's got the brainpower of a first-grader at naptime! But despite my college education and middle-class upbringin', {cut to Strong Bad, shaking his head in disbelief, then cut back to Browntant} daytime TV has somehow gotten its hooks into me, and made me a sucker for gossip! So, what's he sayin' about me?
Browntant → Stinkoman → Turtle
- STRONG BAD: He said you were too slow!
- BROWNTANT: What, you mean like movin' too slow, or shootin' too slow? Cuz if it's movin' too slow, well, then yeah I-I agree with him. {cut to Strong Bad, nodding his head, then cut back to Browntant} I basically just sit here and shoot! I guess I could shoot faster, though. I'll give that a shot, no pun intended.
- {Browntant now has less reload time between shots on the screen.}
Browntant → Stinkoman → Arrows
Browntant → Stinkoman → Life Bar
Browntant → Cancel
Chorch
- STRONG BAD: Hey, Pinchy!
- CHORCH: {speaking with a Gilbert Gottfried-esque accent} Hey, you aren't supposed to talk down there! And don't call me Pinchy! I do have a name, y'know! Chorch!
- STRONG BAD: Forget that. I got somethin' important to say!
Chorch → TrogSword
Chorch → Stinkoman
- STRONG BAD: So, I was just talking, to that Stinkoman guy, and he told me, he thinks you guys are wussies!
- CHORCH: {angrily} What?! Ooh, when I get a hold a' him, he'll wish he was never born! What did he say, exactly?
Chorch → Stinkoman → Turtle
- STRONG BAD: He said you were too slow!
- CHORCH: Too slow?! I'll have you know I took second place for regional sprinting in junior high!
- STRONG BAD: His words. Not mine.
- CHORCH: I'm plenty fast. Forget him, man.
Chorch → Stinkoman → Arrows
- STRONG BAD: He says you're too predictable.
- CHORCH: Seriously? {frustrated} Awwww, man, now I won't be able to stop thinkin' about it! Just goin' back and forth all the time... Well, maybe if I change up my moves a bit... Like this? {Chorch moves up and down, and from side to side} Take that, pattern recognition!
- {Chorch now moves faster on the screen, hovers up and down, and changes direction abruptly.}
Chorch → Stinkoman → Life Bar
Chorch → Cancel
Once both enemies change tactics
- {Stinkoman is struggling to jump over Browntant's shots, and attempting to avoid Chorch.}
- STINKOMAN: Hey, whaaaat is going on here? You guys are ganging {pronounced "gan-jing"} up on me!
- CHORCH: Too predictable, huh?
- BROWNTANT: And too slow?
- CHORCH: Well, how do ya like us now?
- STINKOMAN: Hey, you guys are cheating! No fair! {quickly} Cheaters! {Stinkoman comes into contact with Chorch. The screen turns black, and Stinkoman falls off the screen. The Stinkoman 20X6 Game Over theme plays.} {painfully} You made my stummy huuurrrt!
- {screen returns to normal}
- BROWNTANT: Hey, that was pretty good! Did you alter your pattern? I didn't know you could do that!
- CHORCH: Yeah, well how about you, huh? I saw that rapid-fire action! Pretty sweet!
- BROWNTANT: Thanks! Hey, you wanna take off early? Get some Cold Ones?
- CHORCH: Abso-freaking-lutely!
- {Chorch picks up Browntant, and the two fly off-screen. Strong Bad vanishes from the status bar, and appears on Stinkoman's platform. The portal appears behind him.}
- STRONG BAD: Yes!!! {Strong Bad does a quick dance. Level 1 music resumes.}
Stinkoman
- STRONG BAD: Hey, Stinkoman!
- STINKOMAN: Whaddaya want?
Stinkoman → Stinkoman
Stinkoman → TrogSword
Stinkoman → Chorch
- STRONG BAD: Check out that pinchy guy! That guy looks awesome! I'd hate to get caught in his grip!
- STINKOMAN: Who, Chorch? Ha-ha-ha! That guy is so dumb! {Stinkoman does his laughing pose} Ha-ha-dumb-ha! He is a dumb!
- STRONG BAD: Well, what about that guy shootin' at ya? He looks like he could really mess you up, man!
- STINKOMAN: Yeah, he wishes on his birthday! Chorch and Browntant are Level 1 enemies. They don't offer a significant challenge. Those guys are too slow, too predictable, and too not powerful enough to stop me!
Stinkoman → Cancel
- STRONG BAD: I'd better stop talking to you while I still think you're somewhat cool.
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