Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)
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| + | ==When arriving for the first time== | ||
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| + | ''{The "Believe in YOURSELF" poster from the end of the [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)|Marzistar]] section is seen as the scene begins. A solo violin based instrumental track is heard in the background.}'' | ||
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| + | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' My dearest Marzipan, the siege on the castle continues. We are forever surrounded by the brown stench of war and the constant beigh screaming. ''{the camera zooms in on Homestar's position on the poster}'' Always the beige screaming. | ||
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| + | ''{A still image showing Strong Bad looking out of a castle window and seeing The Cheat and Coach Z run away.}'' | ||
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| + | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' We have suffered great losses. The Cheat was the first to turn tail and join the Enemy... ''{the image zooms into The Cheat and Coach Z}'' ..quickly followed by the Traitorous Coach Z. Which, incidentally, is his new rap name. | ||
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| + | ''{The image changes to a picture of Homestar in the castle halls, with the camera panning it from the feet up.}'' | ||
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| + | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' I've done things I'm not proud of. I can only dream of the day when this madness ends and I can return to your ''(ahem)'' arms once again. You'r loveable cuddliness, Homestar Runner. | ||
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| + | ''{It turned out that the Homestar image turned out be a poster held in front of Homestar himself - showing it directly to an irritated Marzipan.}'' | ||
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| + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't be stupid, Homestar. | ||
| + | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay! ''{throws the poster behind him}'' | ||
| + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' The seige lasted five minutes, and that was a week ago. It was like the King of Town WANTED to give up. | ||
| + | :'''HOMESAR RUNNER:''' ''{confidently}'' The Homestarmy sure showed him a thing or twelve! | ||
| + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Whatever. I just wanted to tell you AGAIN to pick up your stupid draft wheel from my house. I need the yard for my Down With The King rally. Now I'm going back town to protest you-slash-everything you stand for. ''{walks away}'' | ||
| + | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, Marzipan! Call me! | ||
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| + | ''{The camera then pans towards the throne - technically part-throne and part-fridge - with Strong Bad sitting there wearing a crown and a fake beard.}'' | ||
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| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Ohh, how could I have known being King of Town would suck so many eggs? ''{brief pause}'' Wait, how COULDN'T I have known? ''{jumps off the throne and removes the crown and fake beard}'' | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{appears from behind the throne}'' There, there, my liege. That emptiness you feel inside? I want you to take that, and cram it full of chimichangas! ''{pats his stomach twice}'' | ||
==Throne Room== | ==Throne Room== | ||
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===Shelves=== | ===Shelves=== | ||
====Right Shelf==== | ====Right Shelf==== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{discovers a fake beard in the shelves}'' The Of Town's Household Hint #43: Keep a spare beard in your fridge's dairy section to take the edge off that late-summer heat. | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Six servings of butter and butter-based products a day: It's not just a good idea, it's the law. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Six servings of butter and butter-based products a day: It's not just a good idea, it's the law. | ||
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===Right Candle Holder=== | ===Right Candle Holder=== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This unlit candle holder could be my one ticket out of this prison... ''{turns to the camera}'' No wait, I'm wrong. It's just decoration. | ||
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:'''After lighting the candle holders with the lighter.''' | :'''After lighting the candle holders with the lighter.''' | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' There, a little atmosphere was all this place needed. No wait, I'm wrong. It still sucks. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' There, a little atmosphere was all this place needed. No wait, I'm wrong. It still sucks. | ||
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| + | ====Lighter → Right Candle Holder==== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' What this creepy castle needs is a little mood lighting. ''{lights the candles}'' | ||
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| + | ===Maps and Minions Deluxe=== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{amazed}'' Get outta of town! The King had his own Deluxe Edition Olden Earthe Maps & Minions Board! With the pewter game pieces! ''{analyses the board}'' He used his for a map as well. We are like two sides of the same coin. Except... ''{slightly hastily}'' ...his side is all bloated and dripping with grease. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' The empire has grown much since your victory, my liege! Everybody wanna be part of Strong Badia! | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, a) I don't want them to. And 2) If you call me that again, "my liege" is gonna rearrange your face! ''{looks back down at the board}'' From here I can give orders to the entire Homestarmy. All... three... of them. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' No need, sire! | ||
| + | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Situation is completely under control! Or "sitch is comp und 'trol" if you're short on time. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't trouble yourself with petty troop movements, your grace! | ||
| + | :'''STRONG MAD:''' TAKE IT EASY! | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disappointed}'' Aww, man. I can't even tell my lowly peons what to do anymore! | ||
| + | :{{short hr}} | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I could send my "army" anywhere I want, but there's nobody to fight against. | ||
===Ex-Fish=== | ===Ex-Fish=== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, deja vu! That fish reminds me of something... ''{ponders}'' That time we fit The Cheat in Strong Mad's mouth? Nah, that's not it. | ||
| + | :{{short hr}} | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ponders}'' What DOES that thing remind me of? That summer we tried to convince ourselves that potatoes were...? Nah, that's not it. | ||
| + | :{{short hr}} | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, NOW I remember what that thing reminds me of: Charles Darwin! ''{The Teen Girl Squad idea card with Charles Darwin appears on screen}'' Evolution guy and inventor of the fish skeleton, apparently. He'd make a great addition to my Teen Girl Squad comic! | ||
| + | :{{short hr}} | ||
:'''After you get the Teen Girl Squad card.''' | :'''After you get the Teen Girl Squad card.''' | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You never forget your first all-you-can-eat buffet. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' You never forget your first all-you-can-eat buffet. | ||
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| + | ===Strong Sad=== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This has been the most boring week I ever spent not in a coma. I gotta get out of this job. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Never, my liege! The empire needs you to rule! It is your DESTINY! | ||
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| + | ====Strong Sad → Crown==== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Why would anyone want to be king? No e-mail, no videogames... nothing but totally ignoring people's complaints and concerns. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' You'll feel better after your cheese and gravy bath. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' I told you already: stop with all the food make! | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' But you need to keep up your strength to watch your kingdom wither and decay into oblivion! | ||
| + | :{{short hr}} | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This job is wearing down on me, man. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' But you must persevere, sire, until the heavy weight of the crown drags you and your empire down into the black abyss of death. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do I keep talking to you? | ||
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| + | ====STrong Sad → The King of Town==== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Dispatch a deep-fried carrier pigeon to the King of Town! Tell him he can have his old job back. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' The Of Town is quite happy with his new life, playing videogames and answering your e-mails! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to the Computer Room in the House of Strong, where the King of Town is reading an email from the Lappy, complete with a pile of creamy ding cakes nearby.}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:#dda">Dear Strong Town,<br /> | ||
| + | Have you ever thought about becoming a time-stopping astronaut with a laser rifle for a hand? | ||
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| + | Sincerely,<br/> | ||
| + | John Fingerbottom, Passaic, NJ</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''{The King of Town pronounces NJ as "New Joy-sey".}'' | ||
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| + | :'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hmmmm. No, no, Mr. Fingerbottom, I can't say that I have. Thanks for writing, though! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut back to the Castle.}'' | ||
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| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{agitated}'' What?!? He didn't even make fun of the name! | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' But he's gotten quite popular! Fark links to him every week. | ||
| + | :{{short hr}} | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' We've got to get the King of Town back in here. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' That's treason, sire! Besides, he's too happy taking over your old job, no-loafing and answering e-mails. | ||
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| + | ====Strong Sad → Strong Mad==== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Tell the castle guard to let me out of this place. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' That's impossible, sire! There are far too many enemies of the state out there. The revolutionaries would try to kick you off the throne, or worse! They might want to... ''{feels faint}'' ...pants you! | ||
| + | :{{short hr}} | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Tell Strong Mad he's fired. I don't need-a no castle guard. | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Nonsense, your majesty! Without us here keeping you safe, the revolutionaries would siege-slash-sieze the castle! | ||
==Computer Room== | ==Computer Room== | ||
Revision as of 15:15, 8 October 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from The Castle in Strong Badia the Free.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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When arriving for the first time
{The "Believe in YOURSELF" poster from the end of the Marzistar section is seen as the scene begins. A solo violin based instrumental track is heard in the background.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} My dearest Marzipan, the siege on the castle continues. We are forever surrounded by the brown stench of war and the constant beigh screaming. {the camera zooms in on Homestar's position on the poster} Always the beige screaming.
{A still image showing Strong Bad looking out of a castle window and seeing The Cheat and Coach Z run away.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} We have suffered great losses. The Cheat was the first to turn tail and join the Enemy... {the image zooms into The Cheat and Coach Z} ..quickly followed by the Traitorous Coach Z. Which, incidentally, is his new rap name.
{The image changes to a picture of Homestar in the castle halls, with the camera panning it from the feet up.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} I've done things I'm not proud of. I can only dream of the day when this madness ends and I can return to your (ahem) arms once again. You'r loveable cuddliness, Homestar Runner.
{It turned out that the Homestar image turned out be a poster held in front of Homestar himself - showing it directly to an irritated Marzipan.}
- MARZIPAN: Don't be stupid, Homestar.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay! {throws the poster behind him}
- MARZIPAN: The seige lasted five minutes, and that was a week ago. It was like the King of Town WANTED to give up.
- HOMESAR RUNNER: {confidently} The Homestarmy sure showed him a thing or twelve!
- MARZIPAN: Whatever. I just wanted to tell you AGAIN to pick up your stupid draft wheel from my house. I need the yard for my Down With The King rally. Now I'm going back town to protest you-slash-everything you stand for. {walks away}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, Marzipan! Call me!
{The camera then pans towards the throne - technically part-throne and part-fridge - with Strong Bad sitting there wearing a crown and a fake beard.}
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Ohh, how could I have known being King of Town would suck so many eggs? {brief pause} Wait, how COULDN'T I have known? {jumps off the throne and removes the crown and fake beard}
- STRONG SAD: {appears from behind the throne} There, there, my liege. That emptiness you feel inside? I want you to take that, and cram it full of chimichangas! {pats his stomach twice}
Throne Room
Throne
- STRONG BAD: No more sitting on that thing. I'm starting to get bedsores AND freezer burn.
Shelves
Right Shelf
- STRONG BAD: {discovers a fake beard in the shelves} The Of Town's Household Hint #43: Keep a spare beard in your fridge's dairy section to take the edge off that late-summer heat.
- STRONG BAD: Six servings of butter and butter-based products a day: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.
Left Shelf
- STRONG BAD: Gravy, Turkey Legs, and Cocoa Butter: three wacky private eyes on a mixed up course towards mayhem! Sunday nights this Fall.
Bear Rug
- STRONG BAD: Stupid bear. He shoulda known to hide his food in trees to avoid King of Town attacks.
Left Candle Holder
- STRONG BAD: The King of Town ate the candles but left the flames. That guy's a real professional.
Right Candle Holder
- STRONG BAD: This unlit candle holder could be my one ticket out of this prison... {turns to the camera} No wait, I'm wrong. It's just decoration.
- After lighting the candle holders with the lighter.
- STRONG BAD: There, a little atmosphere was all this place needed. No wait, I'm wrong. It still sucks.
Lighter → Right Candle Holder
- STRONG BAD: What this creepy castle needs is a little mood lighting. {lights the candles}
Maps and Minions Deluxe
- STRONG BAD: {amazed} Get outta of town! The King had his own Deluxe Edition Olden Earthe Maps & Minions Board! With the pewter game pieces! {analyses the board} He used his for a map as well. We are like two sides of the same coin. Except... {slightly hastily} ...his side is all bloated and dripping with grease.
- STRONG SAD: The empire has grown much since your victory, my liege! Everybody wanna be part of Strong Badia!
- STRONG BAD: Well, a) I don't want them to. And 2) If you call me that again, "my liege" is gonna rearrange your face! {looks back down at the board} From here I can give orders to the entire Homestarmy. All... three... of them.
- STRONG SAD: No need, sire!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Situation is completely under control! Or "sitch is comp und 'trol" if you're short on time.
- STRONG SAD: Don't trouble yourself with petty troop movements, your grace!
- STRONG MAD: TAKE IT EASY!
- STRONG BAD: {disappointed} Aww, man. I can't even tell my lowly peons what to do anymore!
- STRONG BAD: I could send my "army" anywhere I want, but there's nobody to fight against.
Ex-Fish
- STRONG BAD: Whoa, deja vu! That fish reminds me of something... {ponders} That time we fit The Cheat in Strong Mad's mouth? Nah, that's not it.
- STRONG BAD: {ponders} What DOES that thing remind me of? That summer we tried to convince ourselves that potatoes were...? Nah, that's not it.
- STRONG BAD: Oh, NOW I remember what that thing reminds me of: Charles Darwin! {The Teen Girl Squad idea card with Charles Darwin appears on screen} Evolution guy and inventor of the fish skeleton, apparently. He'd make a great addition to my Teen Girl Squad comic!
- After you get the Teen Girl Squad card.
- STRONG BAD: You never forget your first all-you-can-eat buffet.
Strong Sad
- STRONG BAD: This has been the most boring week I ever spent not in a coma. I gotta get out of this job.
- STRONG SAD: Never, my liege! The empire needs you to rule! It is your DESTINY!
Strong Sad → Crown
- STRONG BAD: Why would anyone want to be king? No e-mail, no videogames... nothing but totally ignoring people's complaints and concerns.
- STRONG SAD: You'll feel better after your cheese and gravy bath.
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} I told you already: stop with all the food make!
- STRONG SAD: But you need to keep up your strength to watch your kingdom wither and decay into oblivion!
- STRONG BAD: This job is wearing down on me, man.
- STRONG SAD: But you must persevere, sire, until the heavy weight of the crown drags you and your empire down into the black abyss of death.
- STRONG BAD: Why do I keep talking to you?
STrong Sad → The King of Town
- STRONG BAD: Dispatch a deep-fried carrier pigeon to the King of Town! Tell him he can have his old job back.
- STRONG SAD: The Of Town is quite happy with his new life, playing videogames and answering your e-mails!
{Cut to the Computer Room in the House of Strong, where the King of Town is reading an email from the Lappy, complete with a pile of creamy ding cakes nearby.}
Dear Strong Town,
Have you ever thought about becoming a time-stopping astronaut with a laser rifle for a hand?
Sincerely,
John Fingerbottom, Passaic, NJ
{The King of Town pronounces NJ as "New Joy-sey".}
- THE KING OF TOWN: Hmmmm. No, no, Mr. Fingerbottom, I can't say that I have. Thanks for writing, though!
{Cut back to the Castle.}
- STRONG BAD: {agitated} What?!? He didn't even make fun of the name!
- STRONG SAD: But he's gotten quite popular! Fark links to him every week.
- STRONG BAD: We've got to get the King of Town back in here.
- STRONG SAD: That's treason, sire! Besides, he's too happy taking over your old job, no-loafing and answering e-mails.
Strong Sad → Strong Mad
- STRONG BAD: Tell the castle guard to let me out of this place.
- STRONG SAD: That's impossible, sire! There are far too many enemies of the state out there. The revolutionaries would try to kick you off the throne, or worse! They might want to... {feels faint} ...pants you!
- STRONG BAD: Tell Strong Mad he's fired. I don't need-a no castle guard.
- STRONG SAD: Nonsense, your majesty! Without us here keeping you safe, the revolutionaries would siege-slash-sieze the castle!
Computer Room
Floppy Disc Container
- STRONG BAD: "Recipes and Snack Ideas from Peasant's Quest." The King of Town can even make computer games boring.
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