Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)
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:''{Strong Sad takes out the thermometer, puts it in his mouth, and places it back in the kit.}'' | :''{Strong Sad takes out the thermometer, puts it in his mouth, and places it back in the kit.}'' | ||
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| + | :''{Strong Bad lights the lighter and holds the flame to the tip of the thermometer. Strong Sad takes out the thermometer and puts it in his mouth, then removes it.}'' | ||
| + | :'''STRONG SAD''': {shouts} I'm burning up! According to this thermomateur, my skin should be melting off! | ||
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| + | :''{Strong Sad reacts according to whether this is the first, second or third symptom.}'' | ||
==Mysterious bush== | ==Mysterious bush== | ||
Revision as of 02:14, 25 September 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Homsar Reservation in Strong Badia the Free.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Strong Sad
After first symptom
- STRONG SAD: {cautious} I hope I'm not coming down with something...
After second symptom
- STRONG SAD: That can't be good. Does Homsar even know what a hospital is?
After third symptom
- STRONG SAD: It's Pretendacitis! I knew it! I got to find a doctor! Medic!
First aid kit
- {Strong Bad reaches for the first aid kit}
- STRONG SAD: Don't touch that! It's a delicate medical instrumènt!
- {Strong Sad takes out the thermometer, puts it in his mouth, and places it back in the kit.}
- STRONG SAD: You can't be too careful, traveling in foreign lands.
- STRONG SAD: Cut it out, Strong Bad!
- {Strong Sad takes out the thermometer, puts it in his mouth, and places it back in the kit.}
Lighter → First aid kit
- {Strong Bad lights the lighter and holds the flame to the tip of the thermometer. Strong Sad takes out the thermometer and puts it in his mouth, then removes it.}
- STRONG SAD: {shouts} I'm burning up! According to this thermomateur, my skin should be melting off!
- {Strong Sad reacts according to whether this is the first, second or third symptom.}
Mysterious bush
- {Strong Bad reaches into the bush; the Homsar Reservation flag appears on the screen.}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, it's a souvenir war flag from the Homsar nation! {grandly} The flag of a proud, weird person, rich with proud, weird tradition.
- STRONG BAD: That bush doesn't really seem all that mysterious anymore.
Lighter → Mysterious Bush
- STRONG BAD: Speak to me, O burning bush!
- {sets the bush on fire}
- HOMSAR: {offscreen} AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!
After setting it on fire
- STRONG BAD: Any more words of wisdom, wise, not-so-mysterious bush?
- HOMSAR: {offscreen} AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!
Homsar
- STRONG BAD: Greetings, floatyman! My name is called Strong Bad. {Speaking in a halting, condescending tone of voice with exaggerated hand gestures} I need--to get through--your land--so I can clean--The Of Town's--clock. Do you understand?
- HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaA, I'm a knock-knock joke about jogging suits!
- STRONG BAD: I'm no linguini-ist, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't a "yes."
After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon
- STRONG BAD: What's the good word, Homsar?
- HOMSAR: {in a deep, articulate voice} Hello, Strong Bad. What's--{back to normal} a joke about jogging suits!
- STRONG BAD Whoa! Did I almost understand something Homsar just said?
Homsar → Strong Badian flag
- STRONG BAD: I think your weirdo country could really use Strong Badia's resources. Think of what you could do with our dirt! Our tire! Our superior fence-building skills!
- HOMSAR: Pucker up, Diceman! I'm as upholstered as I wanna be.
- STRONG BAD: {beat} Is that a "yes"?
- HOMSAR: AaAaA, I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!
- STRONG BAD: You've made that bountifully clear.
- STRONG BAD: Come on, Floatentate! Get on the Strong Badia train!
- HOMSAR: Pucker up, Diceman! I'm as--
- STRONG BAD: {irritated} Thanks, that's enough! ...Boy, sure hope I'm not Diceman.
Homsar → Strong Bad wearing Homsar's bowler
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Homsar} I'm an all-expenses-paid vacation!
- HOMSAR: Sign me up for soccer class, Deborah!
- STRONG BAD: Weird. I almost understood that.
After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon
- STRONG BAD: Park 'dem candy corns of the avenue!
- HOMSAR: Sign me up -- {deep voice} talking gibberish -- {normal} Deborah.
After Strong Sad complains of pretendicitis
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Homsar} AaAaA, I broke the tip off my stipend!
- HOMSAR: Sign me up for soccer class, Deborah!
- STRONG SAD: What are you doing, Strong Bad?
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Homsar, now facing Strong Sad} AaAaA, save room for the laughtrack, Lowcash!
- STRONG SAD: {worried} I--I can't understand what you guys are saying!
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Homsar} I'm a fresh dipe, if you see what I mean.
- STRONG SAD: {twitching} Oh! Can't understand language! That's one of the symptoms! I knew it!
Homsar → Pylon
- STRONG BAD: What is the deal with that rock with the glowy popsicles stickin' out of it?
- HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from yesteryear!
Homsar → Power strip
- STRONG BAD: Need a spare outlet, floatyman?
- HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!
Mysterious pylon
First Homsartifact → pylon
- {Strong Bad dumps a Homsartifact into the pylon; the screen flashes for a moment, accompanied by a brief rumble.}
- STRONG BAD: Whoa. That made me feel a little... vibratious. I gotta do that again!
Cave painting
- STRONG BAD: Looks like Homsar's written language is every bit as easy to understand as the spoken one.
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