Songs from Baddest of the Bands
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== Kick The Chort == | == Kick The Chort == | ||
| + | This song was preformed by the Two-O Duo, and was featured on their album ''DeButt''. It is about [[kicking The Cheat]]. | ||
| + | === Lyrics === | ||
'''COACH Z''': My name is Coach Z<br> | '''COACH Z''': My name is Coach Z<br> | ||
and Bubs is my co-hort,<br> | and Bubs is my co-hort,<br> | ||
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==Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store== | ==Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store== | ||
:''NOTE: The actual recording in the game files starts abruptly. It is faded in and out during the end credits of the game. Parts in italics appear in the recording, but are not heard in game.'' | :''NOTE: The actual recording in the game files starts abruptly. It is faded in and out during the end credits of the game. Parts in italics appear in the recording, but are not heard in game.'' | ||
| + | This song was also preformed by the Two-O Duo, and is about [[Bubs]] stealing from his [[Bub's Concession Stand|concession stand]]. | ||
| + | === Lyrics === | ||
'''COACH Z:''' -m in line, so I'll go wit' fruit punch all the time! | '''COACH Z:''' -m in line, so I'll go wit' fruit punch all the time! | ||
'''BUBS:''' I may be soft 'round the middle, but I'm still hardcore! | '''BUBS:''' I may be soft 'round the middle, but I'm still hardcore! | ||
| - | '''COACH Z:''' He's stealing stuff from his own dang store!<br /> | + | '''COACH Z:''' He's stealing stuff from his own dang store!<br/> |
'''BUBS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I'm stealing stuff from my own dang store! | '''BUBS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I'm stealing stuff from my own dang store! | ||
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==Hugo Left Me Miserable== | ==Hugo Left Me Miserable== | ||
| - | '''STRONG SAD:''' Hugo left, Hugo left. Hugo left me miserable ''{pronounced "mizzer-ah-bleuh"}''. | + | A classical song that was made by [[Strong Sad]], who recorded it inside of a mall (Though the album's cover attributes it to "The Frollos"). It is an ode to the French writer Victor Hugo. |
| + | === Lyrics === | ||
| + | '''STRONG SAD:''' Hugo left, Hugo left. Hugo left me miserable... ''{pronounced "mizzer-ah-bleuh"}''. | ||
==Left Shift Alt Delete== | ==Left Shift Alt Delete== | ||
| + | A techno song that came packaged with [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Compy 486]], and was responsible for a "dance craze that launched a million repetitive stress injury lawsuits." | ||
| + | === Lyrics === | ||
Left shift alt delete. Get off your feet! | Left shift alt delete. Get off your feet! | ||
==Roll Wit' Da' Punches== | ==Roll Wit' Da' Punches== | ||
| + | This song is a heavy metal track that was preformed by the band Angry at Moms. [[Strong Mad]] apparently listened to it during his "rebellious phase." | ||
| + | === Lyrics === | ||
And then they<br> | And then they<br> | ||
And then they<br> | And then they<br> | ||
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==3 O'Clock Twist== | ==3 O'Clock Twist== | ||
| + | Strong Bad describes this song as either a "musical novelty" or a "social menace." It was a favorite of Strong Sad, who danced to it so much that he got dizzy and vomited. | ||
| + | === Lyrics === | ||
One more time, in case you missed, it's the 3 O'Clock Twist! | One more time, in case you missed, it's the 3 O'Clock Twist! | ||
==Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids== | ==Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids== | ||
| + | This song is a disco track that was likely released in 1975. It is used as a song for wedding receptions. | ||
| + | === Lyrics === | ||
'''RAPPERS:''' You got to slide to the right y'all bridesmaids! | '''RAPPERS:''' You got to slide to the right y'all bridesmaids! | ||
Revision as of 02:04, 26 June 2024
A number of songs are used in Baddest of the Bands, the third episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
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Kick The Chort
This song was preformed by the Two-O Duo, and was featured on their album DeButt. It is about kicking The Cheat.
Lyrics
COACH Z: My name is Coach Z
and Bubs is my co-hort,
put on your cheat kickers,
and let's kick The Chort!
Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store
- NOTE: The actual recording in the game files starts abruptly. It is faded in and out during the end credits of the game. Parts in italics appear in the recording, but are not heard in game.
This song was also preformed by the Two-O Duo, and is about Bubs stealing from his concession stand.
Lyrics
COACH Z: -m in line, so I'll go wit' fruit punch all the time!
BUBS: I may be soft 'round the middle, but I'm still hardcore!
COACH Z: He's stealing stuff from his own dang store!
BUBS: {simultaneously} I'm stealing stuff from my own dang store!
COACH Z: And we're out.
BUBS: Hang on.
COACH Z: I said, and we're out.
Hugo Left Me Miserable
A classical song that was made by Strong Sad, who recorded it inside of a mall (Though the album's cover attributes it to "The Frollos"). It is an ode to the French writer Victor Hugo.
Lyrics
STRONG SAD: Hugo left, Hugo left. Hugo left me miserable... {pronounced "mizzer-ah-bleuh"}.
Left Shift Alt Delete
A techno song that came packaged with Strong Bad's Compy 486, and was responsible for a "dance craze that launched a million repetitive stress injury lawsuits."
Lyrics
Left shift alt delete. Get off your feet!
Roll Wit' Da' Punches
This song is a heavy metal track that was preformed by the band Angry at Moms. Strong Mad apparently listened to it during his "rebellious phase."
Lyrics
And then they
And then they
Make you roll wit' da punches, da punches!
Nod your head to this!
3 O'Clock Twist
Strong Bad describes this song as either a "musical novelty" or a "social menace." It was a favorite of Strong Sad, who danced to it so much that he got dizzy and vomited.
Lyrics
One more time, in case you missed, it's the 3 O'Clock Twist!
Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids
This song is a disco track that was likely released in 1975. It is used as a song for wedding receptions.
Lyrics
RAPPERS: You got to slide to the right y'all bridesmaids!
FALSETTO SINGERS: Slide to the right!
