8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)

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===Lone Crate===
===Lone Crate===
:''{Strong Bad approaches the crate, but starts backing away when he sees something punching near his feet.}''
:''{Strong Bad approaches the crate, but starts backing away when he sees something punching near his feet.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I almost stepped in... ''{looks at the punching entity}'' ...Snake Boxer? Oh, I get it. I almost didn't see you there, what with you being two-dimensional and all.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I almost stepped in— ''{looks at the punching entity}'' ...''SNAKE BOXER''?!? Oh, I get it. I almost didn't see you there, what with you being two-dimensional and all.
:'''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ...
:'''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ...
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====Snakes → Crates====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, guys, I realize I'm asking a lot from a bunch of pixelated snakes with, at most, a dozen or so lines of code between them, but could you just sit here on this crate and, uh... slither for a while?
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:''{He puts the snakes on the ''side'' of the crate, where they slither}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool! Thanks.
===The Poopsmith===
===The Poopsmith===
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===Snake Boxer===
===Snake Boxer===
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:''{Firs time only}''
 
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:''{Strong Bad walks up and one of the boxer's boxing-glove-clad arms jabs out. Strong Bad jumps back in shock}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I almost stepped—
 
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:''{He sees the Snake Boxer, jabbing his arms at him}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''SNAKE BOXER''?!? Oh, I get it. I almost didn't see you there, what with you being two-dimensional and all.
 
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:'''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ... ''{vanishes}''
 
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:{{short hr}}
 
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, your blocky fists of fury could come in pretty handy. Wanna join my party to save reality?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, your blocky fists of fury could come in pretty handy. Wanna join my party to save reality?
:'''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ... ''{vanishes}''
:'''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ... ''{vanishes}''

Revision as of 18:47, 16 December 2008

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Crates in 8-Bit Is Enough.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

Crates

Bucket

STRONG BAD: I've been in enough of these quote-unquote "adventure" games to guess that this thing's supposed to hold rivets.

STRONG BAD: Intriguing. Or... dare I say? Riveting.

Crates

STRONG BAD: It's a mile-high pile of videogame crates! Where were YOU guys when I needed a power-up in Hallway Warriors III, huh?
{short hr}}
STRONG BAD: I'm getting dizzy just looking at that mountain of power-ups, ammo, medkits, extra lives, shields, coins, bananas... {almost throws up} ...urp. Whoa, maybe a little nauseous.

Lone Crate

{Strong Bad approaches the crate, but starts backing away when he sees something punching near his feet.}
STRONG BAD: Whoa, I almost stepped in— {looks at the punching entity} ...SNAKE BOXER?!? Oh, I get it. I almost didn't see you there, what with you being two-dimensional and all.
SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ...

Snakes → Crates

STRONG BAD: Okay, guys, I realize I'm asking a lot from a bunch of pixelated snakes with, at most, a dozen or so lines of code between them, but could you just sit here on this crate and, uh... slither for a while?
{He puts the snakes on the side of the crate, where they slither}
STRONG BAD: Cool! Thanks.

The Poopsmith

STRONG BAD: Yo, Poopsmith!
{The Poopsmith holds up a sign saying "Let's build something".}
STRONG BAD: {confused} What?
HOMESTAR: {appears on screen} Pssst. Strong Bad. Just between you, me, and the interface layer, I don't think the Poopsmith's playin' with a full bucket. He thinks he's Mista Fixit from that old construction-worker game. {vanishes}
STRONG BAD: Wow, that's old-school! {to the Poopsmith} Well, "Fixit", how would you like to join me in my epic quest to, um, rebuild reality? It's one heck of a fixer-upper!
{The Poopsmith looks down at the bucket near him and holds up a sign showing a cluster of black dots.}
STRONG BAD: {puzzled} What is that? Buckshot? Chicken feed? A bunch of ellipses? Is that it? Do you need ellipses?

STRONG BAD: C'mon, Poop- {quickly corrects himself} Mista Fixit, join my party, it'll be fun. There'll be hammers!
{The Poopsmith looks down at his bucket and holds up the sign showing the black dot cluster again.}
STRONG BAD: {defeated} Fine, I'll find you some... whatever that picture is.

Snake Boxer

STRONG BAD: Y'know, your blocky fists of fury could come in pretty handy. Wanna join my party to save reality?
SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ... {vanishes}
ON-SCREEN TEXT: SNAKE BOXER has joined your party!