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== Biography ==
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[[Image:thecheat physiology.png|thumb|[[Physiology of The Cheat|Yet another biological mystery]]]]
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[[Image:Cheatdrums.jpg|thumb|Break it down]]
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[[Image:FleaPrisonRiot.png|thumb|[[retirement|Flea Prison Riot!]]]]
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''This Homestar Runner Wiki user has an extremely busy real life and has therefore gone into semi-retirement for the moment. Hopefully I'll be back in the Summertimes...''
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'''The Chort''', whose name includes the [[Integral Article|integral article]], is at knee-height (1' 2" ''et'' 18lb.), and covered with yellow fuzz. In [[secret recipes]] and [[retirement]], it is shown that The Chort's skin is a pinkish flesh color under his fur. The Chort presents an adorable figure that is marred only by his large [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], which he is hesitant to show, as seen in his character video. According to his [[Yearbook Character Page]], his motto is "No rule is solid". He is what you could call [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] "sidekick" and [[Strong Mad|Strong Mad's]] best friend. [[Coach Z]] calls him "The Chort".  He also reminds [[Strong Bad]] of a duck (email [[lunch special]]). [[Strong Bad]] celebrates his birthday on the only day he knows it isn't: [[cheatday|April 18]].
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''Keep it real,''<br>
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{{User:The Chort/sig}}
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The Chort is loyal to Strong Bad for many reasons. In [[privileges]], The Chort earns points for doing things that amuse Strong Bad, and when he gets enough points, he earns extra privileges (e.g. use of the mute button on the remote control). Strong Bad pays The Chort for his services; in [[lackey]], he reveals that The Chort thinks that pencil shavings are legal tender, only for The Chort to trick [[Bubs]] into accepting the shavings as cash. Strong Bad coerces and bullies The Chort into being his lackey to a certain extent, and the two share a somewhat abusive relationship, particularly since Strong Bad is fond of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking him]]. It's possible that Strong Bad's bullying has given The Chort an almost murderous hatred at times (as seen near the end of [[disconnected]]). Finally, The Chort sees Strong Bad's brother Strong Mad as a source of protection, as seen in The Chort's character video. While The Chort is more than willing to help Strong Bad in his schemes of obvious illegitimacy, it must be noted that he isn't very good at it. Whenever he and Strong Bad try to pull off a heist, prank, etc., The Chort usually screws something up and thus causes the plan to fail. A few examples of this are in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] (he is discovered behind a Strong Bad mask), and [[caper]].
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==Introduction==
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Hello, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I do not look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor do I make a habit of talking like [[Coach Z]]. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] fan, just like you! I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005 when I was at a loose end. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but for some reason had never bothered to explore the rest of the site. After getting yet another Game Over on TROGDOR!, I decided to conduct a quick search on the Internet for two things. Firstly, I wanted to find some more information about this awesome [[Trogdor]] guy. Secondly, I wanted the secret code hinted at on the secret screen of TROGDOR!. It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon]]. My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "''Okaaay... why is there an [[Strong Bad Email|email show]] presented by some [[Strong Bad|mexican westling guy]] on the Internet?''" So I had a look at the [[FAQ]] to find out what the history and background to the site was, for I was confused and felt lost. There, I learnt that there was this secret game hidden somewhere on the site that was apparently impossible to beat. That's right, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another quick search and ended up instantly addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki]]. That night, I lay in my bed, completely unable to sleep, for I knew that I had discovered something truly special that day. Three months later and having watched every toon on the site at least once, on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to become a regular editor of this wiki by signing up with a unique and imaginative Username.
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The Chort is an amateur [[Macromedia Flash|Flash]] animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Chort]] cartoons and music videos on his orange iMac computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]]. These animations sometimes make their way into [[Strong Bad Email]]s, often even blurring "reality" with The Chort's fantasy. The Chort often uses his animations as an outlet for his pent-up feelings of abuse and unappreciation, rewarding his fictional self with [[Trophies|trophies]], fame, and friendship. He's also a master of many instruments; he plays the piano and [[The Cheat's keyboard|keyboard]] (from [[Everybody Knows It]], [[sibbie]], [[flag day]], and [[Strong Bad Sings]], and referenced in [[guitar]]), the drums (in the toon [[Cool Things]] and [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]]), guitar, (also in [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]]), and his [[The Cheat's Record Player|record player]].  He also is a [[DJ Teh C.'s Equipment|music producer]], doing remixes for The Geddup Noise ([[geddup noise]]) and the King of Town's New Jam, "Not Talkin' 'bout Butter" ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]) under the name "DJ Teh Chort." Also, as evidenced by scenes in [[Seasonal Sweaters]] and [[No Hands On Deck!]], he can knit. His less admirable qualities include being [[Smoking#The Cheat's Smoking|addicted to cigarettes]], and extensive use of [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] on the computer. His [[Characters' Contacts|AIM screenname]] is ''Chortachu72''.  
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As you can see, I didn't succeed.
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The Chort lives in the [[The King of Town]]'s grill which, according to [[Strong Sad]], is a nice place. The Chort works at an unspecified tech company with [[Homestar Runner]] and Strong Bad, probably tech support. Strong Bad's retelling of how he met The Chort in [[flashback]] professes that he hatched from a giant [[Eggs|egg]] (possibly making him a [[Wikipedia:Monotreme|monotreme]], an egg-laying [[Wikipedia:Mammal|mammal]]) containing a lifetime supply of fishsticks, though it's not clear if it can be taken as truth or not. He also seems to have an addiction to smoking, as seen in [[montage]], [[Where's The Cheat?|Where’s The Chort?]] and [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge| The Chort's Smoking Challenge]].  
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==About Me==
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All you need to know is that I'm young male student who lives in England, (which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me). I'm at Uni now, and am supposed to be busy working all the time, not editing some fan wiki about an Internet cartoon featuring dumb animal characters! You'll probably see me drop by every now and then, either checking out all the edits in [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] or maybe proofreading articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality, malfunctioning code and utter nonsense. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I sometimes go through the entire transcript and compare it with the actual toon step by step, so I can add any little details that might be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. I used to be addicted to cleaning up image summaries (thanks, [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]!) but simply don't have the time anymore. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]]. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, [[Special:Contributions/The Chort|click here]] and maybe you'll see something other than the the words "[[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup|Image Summary Cleanup]]" repeated endlessly.
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According to [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|this interview]], The Chort does all the voices in his Flash cartoons. He normally can speak only in squeaks, but can impersonate the other characters speaking English remarkably well for a The Chort.
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==Stuff I Probably Did==
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*Created [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals]].
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*Created [[Poor Acting]].
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*Created [[Websites]].
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*Suggested and helped create [[Minor Video Games]]. I added the table!
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*Cleaned up the incomplete, unorganised mess that was [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] and helped turn it into what eventually became a featured article. This is probably my proudest achievement on this wiki. :D
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*Cleaned up the image summaries of [[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup/0-C|ALL these images]]. That's right. I went through every single one of those files linked to on that article. Only D-z to go.
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*Added many of the entries, suffixes, "gutterences" and the "See Also Loop" to [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]. Beforehand, the article was just four sentences long.
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*Added many of the reviews to [[Review Revue]]. Beforehand, the article was just three sentences long.
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*Found the third necessary appearance of [[Strong Sad's Pills]] (it was from [[No Hands On Deck!]]) which resulted in said article's creation.
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*Created two Userboxes (the ones with the half-dead/alive goat from [[technology]])
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The Chort also seems to possess [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explosive properties]], which can cause his head to explode with no lasting effects. It is debated exactly what triggers it, since The Chort's anatomy provides no information about the subject. It could be triggered chemically (ie [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|carbonated drinks and Pop Rocks]] or [[Happy Fireworks|when agitated]]), when the brain is being overworked, such as in [[pizzaz|states of confusion]], or even for [[couch patch|no apparent reason]]. The most spectacular display was in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he was shaken by Strong Mad and thrown into the air. This provided a huge explosion resembling fireworks.
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==Personal Favourites==
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|[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || The [[Peasant's Quest]] opening. Strong Bad's and Homsar's kids' shows. Strong Bad losing it.
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|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!
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|[[Image:Drivers Eded.png|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || The song. BBF. Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg debut. Everyone dies.
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|[[Image:poweredbubs.png|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || The Cheat answers an email. PBTC Bubs debut.
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|[[Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || How can you make Dangeresque even more ridiculous than before? Why, by featuring puppets and rubbish special effects, of course!
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|[[File:Fan Costumes '07 SB HR.png|75px]] || [[Halloween]] || [[Fan Costume Commentary|Any]] [[More Fan Costumes|of]] [[Fan Costumes '06|the]] [[Fan Costumes '07|Fan]] [[Fan Costumes '08|Costumes]] || Still can't believe so many fans are willing to dress up in cheap, homemade costumes of characters from an obscure website. Strong Bad's wit is on point.
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|[[Image:dweenkidsbook.PNG|75px]] || [[Decemberween]] || [[That Time of Year]] || Everything. Originally had to close browser due to uncontrollable laughter.
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|[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|75px]] ||  [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando Cartoon]] || [[An Important Rap Song]] || Crack Stuntman's first real debut. Hilarious rapping ensues.
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|[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || Strong Bad's weather forecast. Can be the most glitched up Main Page.
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|[[Image:King Brothers Game.PNG|75px]] || [[Games|"Game"]] || [[Super Kingio Brothers]] || The music. The good graphics. The stunning level design. The groundbreaking gameplay. The fact that the KOT's life is a joke.
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|[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || Everything. Final page never fails to raise a laugh.
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|[[Image:Nophoto.PNG|75px]] || Epic Project || [[HRWiki:Image summary cleanup]] || This is the Super Secret Epic Project that I'm currently working which will soon be finished in a few months/years/after my death. But you can help too!
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|[[Image:Wanted.PNG|75px]] || HRWiki article || [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]] || Truly, one of the best articles I have ever seen on this wiki.
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The Chort also had a recent battle with insomnia, as Strong Bad recounted in [[bedtime story]], due to watching a shockumentary about gingivitis. To go to sleep, he needs [[The Denzel]], a glass of [[Suudsu|suudsu]] and a story about him and [[Moses Malone]], followed by a chainsaw lullaby. Failing that, two or three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] are used.
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{{User:The Chort/userbox}}
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[[Image:TheCheatAsTheCheat.png|thumb|Now pretend this is The Chort...]]
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==The Wit of Strong Bad==
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"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb and bad." &mdash; [[cartoon]]
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As a side note, no one knows when The Chort's birthday (or chortday) actually is, so it is celebrated on April 18, the date on his [[cheatday|Scandinavian fake ID]], since it's the most likely day that his birthday isn't. This is strange, because if the events in [[flashback]] are true, then The Chort would have been "born" on the day he came out of the egg.
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"...A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all." &mdash; [[property of ones]]
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The Chort also attracts fleas, as seen in [[retirement]]. As explained in [[bottom 10]], The Chort has a foul stench when he is wet.
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"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat... or your The Cheat. And who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan." &mdash; [[website]]
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The Chort also seems to have a crush on [[Marzipan]], as seen in [[do over]], in which The Chort (in Homestar-esque makeup and covered in lip-shaped lipstick marks) is seen with Marzipan.
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"GOOD... GRAVY. I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." &mdash; [[for kids]]
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*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Grill]]
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*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
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"So, why wear pants? An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said..." &mdash; [[long pants]]
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*[[:Category:The Cheat Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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*[[:Category:Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Chort toons]]
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==The Chort's Language==
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"...When people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say. So, extra special cool coming right up!" &mdash; [[lady fan]]
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The Chort speaks entirely in a language of [[Deliberately Poor English#A Lack of Intelligible Speech|high-pitched squeaks and growls]], which is actually called "The Chort", that other characters apparently understand just fine. It's hinted that he knows some English, as he frequently says things that sound like fitting sentences not only in tone, but in how the words sound. At other times, however, it seems to be just gibberish, considering how he says two different things for "Douglas".
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"Next up, we got The Cheat's trading card game, which is really more like a trading card activity or trading card goings-on, because the word "game" implies fun and enjoyment. And you won't find none of ''that'' here. &mdash; [[trading cards]]
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However, he does all the voices for his Flash cartoon, and can apparently talk in completely understandable English; why he never does so in conversation is a mystery.
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"Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die." &mdash; [[your funeral]]
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== Character Video Transcript ==
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''{'''Page Title:''' Incredible Chorting Action!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''
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"Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves. So just pick one of those and start tableting! Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes! ... Or if you can't draw, never fear, just steal some graphics from your favorite video game. And add yet another unlicensed pixel comic to the overcrowded, overstunk landfill of web comics. ... So to answer your question, Gunky, DON'T MAKE A WEB COMIC! Why can't you just make a... comic. Everyone knows that putting 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier. Just look what happened to 'pages,' and 'cams,' and 'logs.' And who could forget the fall of the mighty 'isode.' Ohh, so tragic. &mdash; [[web comics]]
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'''THE CHORT''': ''{speaking in The Chort with English subtitles}'' (Yeah, I'm The Chort. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough!  
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...Okay, fine. ''{bares a toothy smile at the camera showing his gold tooth and there is a "shing" noise}'' (Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.) ''{throws [[Van Buren|the bust]] at the camera}''
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"You internet types ruined Trogdor! Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad!" &mdash; [[Trogday 08]]
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== Variations ==
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[[Image:The Cheat doll.jpg|thumb|Kick The Chort!]]
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"Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = mrenh, turkey club = mmmMMRENHhhhh!" &mdash; [[fan club]]
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*[[Cheatball|Chortball]] ([[20X6]])
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*[[:Image:sbemail107.PNG|Ilko Skevüld]] ([[cheatday|chortday]])
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*[[Cheat Commandos| Chort Commandos]]
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*[[Striped Green Rabbit|Stripéd Green Rabbit]]
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*[[Wilbur]]
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*[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Chortfish]]
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*[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Chortsauraus]]
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*[[Store_Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Chort The Chort]]
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*[[Wikipedia:Garfield|Garfield]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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*[http://www.galleryc.net/images/a403.jpg Punchy] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
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*[http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/fat-albert/Russell-2.jpg Russell] (from [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
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*[http://www.aldaver.com/Images/Os/masc1996.gif Izzy] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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*[http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/sig3.gif Sigmund] (from [[Wikipedia:Sid and Marty Krofft|Sid and Marty Krofft's]] [[IMDB:tt0069632|Sigmund and the Sea Monsters]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Toad (Nintendo)|Toad]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
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*[http://membres.lycos.fr/solharis/Gizmo.jpg Gizmo] (from [[Wikipedia:Gremlins|Gremlins]]) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
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==See Also==
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*[[The Cheat Evolution|The Chort Evolution]]
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*[[The Cheat Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:vcr_cheat.html|watch The Chort's character video]]
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Current revision as of 22:35, 28 August 2011

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"Secret identities aren't just for superheroes and Garth Brooks anymore."

This Homestar Runner Wiki user has an extremely busy real life and has therefore gone into semi-retirement for the moment. Hopefully I'll be back in the Summertimes...

Keep it real,
– The Chort

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[edit] Introduction

Hello, there! I'm The Chort! No, I do not look anything like The Cheat, nor do I make a habit of talking like Coach Z. I'm just another Homestar Runner fan, just like you! I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005 when I was at a loose end. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but for some reason had never bothered to explore the rest of the site. After getting yet another Game Over on TROGDOR!, I decided to conduct a quick search on the Internet for two things. Firstly, I wanted to find some more information about this awesome Trogdor guy. Secondly, I wanted the secret code hinted at on the secret screen of TROGDOR!. It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon. My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "Okaaay... why is there an email show presented by some mexican westling guy on the Internet?" So I had a look at the FAQ to find out what the history and background to the site was, for I was confused and felt lost. There, I learnt that there was this secret game hidden somewhere on the site that was apparently impossible to beat. That's right, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another quick search and ended up instantly addicted to the HRWiki. That night, I lay in my bed, completely unable to sleep, for I knew that I had discovered something truly special that day. Three months later and having watched every toon on the site at least once, on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to become a regular editor of this wiki by signing up with a unique and imaginative Username.

As you can see, I didn't succeed.

[edit] About Me

All you need to know is that I'm young male student who lives in England, (which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me). I'm at Uni now, and am supposed to be busy working all the time, not editing some fan wiki about an Internet cartoon featuring dumb animal characters! You'll probably see me drop by every now and then, either checking out all the edits in Recent Changes or maybe proofreading articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality, malfunctioning code and utter nonsense. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I sometimes go through the entire transcript and compare it with the actual toon step by step, so I can add any little details that might be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. I used to be addicted to cleaning up image summaries (thanks, DeFender1031!) but simply don't have the time anymore. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions or compromises. But I usually end up posting crap in the sandbox. In closing, if you'd like to see what I've recently got up to on the wiki, click here and maybe you'll see something other than the the words "Image Summary Cleanup" repeated endlessly.

[edit] Stuff I Probably Did

[edit] Personal Favourites

Screenshot Category Title Why?
Strong Bad Email for kids The Peasant's Quest opening. Strong Bad's and Homsar's kids' shows. Strong Bad losing it.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Wait, Marzipan's not a natural blonde?!
Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 The song. BBF. Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg debut. Everyone dies.
Powered By The Cheat mile The Cheat answers an email. PBTC Bubs debut.
Puppet Stuff Dangeresque: Puppet Squad How can you make Dangeresque even more ridiculous than before? Why, by featuring puppets and rubbish special effects, of course!
Halloween Any of the Fan Costumes Still can't believe so many fans are willing to dress up in cheap, homemade costumes of characters from an obscure website. Strong Bad's wit is on point.
Decemberween That Time of Year Everything. Originally had to close browser due to uncontrollable laughter.
Cheat Commando Cartoon An Important Rap Song Crack Stuntman's first real debut. Hilarious rapping ensues.
Main Page Main Page 11 Strong Bad's weather forecast. Can be the most glitched up Main Page.
"Game" Super Kingio Brothers The music. The good graphics. The stunning level design. The groundbreaking gameplay. The fact that the KOT's life is a joke.
Easter Egg kids' book, "book" Everything. Final page never fails to raise a laugh.
Epic Project HRWiki:Image summary cleanup This is the Super Secret Epic Project that I'm currently working which will soon be finished in a few months/years/after my death. But you can help too!
HRWiki article Crimes Committed by Strong Bad Truly, one of the best articles I have ever seen on this wiki.


HRWiki:Userboxes
This user misses The Paper. :'-(
This user is British.
This user was recently converted to Mozilla Firefox 'cause it's fab!
RC This user likes to drop by Recent Changes every now and then.
RV This user reverts vandalism and bad edits.
This user enjoys tasering that gnome gnome work.
This user's favourite character is Crack Stuntman. Yes.
THIS USER JUST HATES THAT FWEAKIN' MARSHMALLOW SO MUCH!
This user does NOT miss Original Principal Skinner Bubs.
This user sees the goat as half-dead.
This user thinks The Chort is not a good Username. He's still going to keep it, though.
Get outta here, Nebulon! This user doesn't like your style!
Oh, this user will TELL you what he thinks of Strong Bad!
Hey! Quit bitin' this user's style!

[edit] The Wit of Strong Bad

"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb and bad." — cartoon
"...A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all." — property of ones
"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat... or your The Cheat. And who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan." — website
"GOOD... GRAVY. I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." — for kids
"So, why wear pants? An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said..." — long pants
"...When people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say. So, extra special cool coming right up!" — lady fan
"Next up, we got The Cheat's trading card game, which is really more like a trading card activity or trading card goings-on, because the word "game" implies fun and enjoyment. And you won't find none of that here. — trading cards
"Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die." — your funeral
"Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves. So just pick one of those and start tableting! Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes! ... Or if you can't draw, never fear, just steal some graphics from your favorite video game. And add yet another unlicensed pixel comic to the overcrowded, overstunk landfill of web comics. ... So to answer your question, Gunky, DON'T MAKE A WEB COMIC! Why can't you just make a... comic. Everyone knows that putting 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier. Just look what happened to 'pages,' and 'cams,' and 'logs.' And who could forget the fall of the mighty 'isode.' Ohh, so tragic. — web comics
"You internet types ruined Trogdor! Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad!" — Trogday 08
"Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = mrenh, turkey club = mmmMMRENHhhhh!" — fan club
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