Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes

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"Stop hitting me on the head, Uncle Mike!"

Hidden Puppet Stuff

Outtakes from Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! and Homestar vs. Little Girl 2.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Strong Bad, Little Girl, Puppet Homestar Runner

Running Time: 2:53

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Four (Easter egg)

[edit] Transcript

{Title Screen: a still picture from filming of Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!; Displayed words: "Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes"; Music intro}

{Cut to scene from filming of Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!}

STRONG BAD: What do you think of my basement here... Little Girl?

LITTLE GIRL: Baaaaaahh!

STRONG BAD: No, I'm gonna need English.

LITTLE GIRL: English?!

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: What's on the back of your head?

STRONG BAD: {starts to painfully turn his head around} Mmmmm... {turns head halfway around to his left, showing laces to viewers} AHHH! {normal voice} Those are my laces. {painfully turns his head back} Rrrrraugh!

LITTLE GIRL: {laughs} Again!

STRONG BAD: {exhausted} Hoo!

LITTLE GIRL: Again!

STRONG BAD: No way.

LITTLE GIRL: Again!

STRONG BAD: That hurts.

LITTLE GIRL: No it doesn't.

STRONG BAD: I'm not doin' that again.

LITTLE GIRL: Again! I wanna see it!

STRONG BAD: You see it. You try.

LITTLE GIRL: No... {tries turning her head around in the same manner as Strong Bad} Rrrrahhh. {snaps her head back, sighs}

{Cut}

STRONG BAD: Uh, let's talk about... topics.

LITTLE GIRL: Topics?!

STRONG BAD: Yeah.

{Cut}

STRONG BAD: Hey, what did you do at school today?

LITTLE GIRL: Um, I, uh... jumped!

STRONG BAD: Yeah. On the playground?

LITTLE GIRL: No, I ran. {starts grabbing Strong Bad's left arm}

STRONG BAD: No, you ran. Where did you run? You ran so far away-hey?

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.

STRONG BAD: Yeah.

LITTLE GIRL: N— I... took off... running... with a... fire truck!

STRONG BAD: With a fire truck?!

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.

STRONG BAD: Did you start a fire? That's awesome!

LITTLE GIRL: Yell "fire." Fire! Yell "fire!"

STRONG BAD: {explosion sound effect} Fire! {flailing} Wgh-aaaaah!

LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} Fire! Ahwa—

STRONG BAD: Firrrrre!

LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Yell, "ahhh!"

STRONG BAD: {flailing} Ahhhh!

LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Yell, "baaaaah!"

STRONG BAD: {flailing} Baaaaaaahhh!

LITTLE GIRL: Now yell, {flailing} "ahhhhhhhh!"

STRONG BAD: {flailing} Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

LITTLE GIRL: {giggling, says something indecipherable}

STRONG BAD: You like that?

LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} Yeah. Again!

STRONG BAD: No. You—

LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Daaaaawawawaiegh!

STRONG BAD: You're big on the repetition, aren't ya? You like that.

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.

{Cut}

STRONG BAD: Do a dance!

LITTLE GIRL: {jiggling} Doo doo doo doo doo, deh gsh gsh gsh.

{Cut}

STRONG BAD: {doing a dance, head springing up and down} Do it.

{Cut. Little Girl is doing a dance similar to Strong Bad's.}

{Cut to scene from filming of Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}

LITTLE GIRL: Na— goo— {blows a raspberry} pbth! {Starts doing motions} Cat go {blows a raspberry} pbth! Catta go {blows a raspberry} pbth! {Homestar starts imitating the motions} Cat goo {blows a raspberry} pbth! Catta goo—hoohoo! {giggling}

HOMESTAR: What are you—?

LITTLE GIRL: Cat goo {blows a raspberry} pbth! {giggling}

HOMESTAR: That's a good dance. What kind of song is that?

{Cut}

HOMESTAR: What do you usually do for Halloween?

{A microphone on a boom descends and taps the Little Girl on the head twice. Matt Chapman can faintly be heard chuckling. Thumping sounds are heard.}

LITTLE GIRL: {As the boom raises, the Little Girl looks up and starts swatting the air.} Stop hitting me on the head, Uncle Mike! {Homestar puppet looks up}

{Cut}

HOMESTAR: Can you give me a hug? {Little Girl hugs Homestar} Awww, Yellow Man!

{Cut to Homestar and the Little Girl in a yard. The Little Girl is wearing red attire, standing a fair distance away from Homestar.}

"Give me a five!"

HOMESTAR: Come back!

LITTLE GIRL: Okay! {Starts running back to Homestar}

HOMESTAR: Come back over here!

LITTLE GIRL: Let's go trick or treating.

HOMESTAR: Okay.

LITTLE GIRL: Let's go.

{Cut}

{The Little Girl is running away. Play speed is sped up.}

HOMESTAR: No, come back! You're running too far away!

{Cut}

{Normal play speed. Homestar's left eye is sideways.}

HOMESTAR: My eye — ow! That looks painful!

{Cut. Homestar's eyes are normal.}

HOMESTAR: Hey, Little Girl! Come back!

{Play speed is sped up.}

LITTLE GIRL: —Kay! {Runs to Homestar}

HOMESTAR: Please oh please! {Normal play speed} Give me a five! {The Little Girl gives Homestar a five in the chest.} Ow!

LITTLE GIRL: Sorry.

HOMESTAR: That was a good one.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

• This is the earliest known filming of Homestar's sideways eye.

[edit] Inside References

• Homestar says, "Awww, Yellow Man!" to a Kick The Cheat plush toy in Some Puppet Stuff.

[edit] Real-World References

• Strong Bad asking "You ran so far away-hey?" is a reference to the 1982 hit song "I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock of Seagulls.

[edit] Related Links

• strongbad_email.exe