8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)

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==Peasantry==
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==Peasantry Forest==
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:''{First time only}''
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===On Arrival===
:''{Strong Bad materializes in sprite until he is back to his old self. He looks around at Peasantry. Off to his side, but unnoticed by him, is the King of Town with an Atari scorpion tail}''
:''{Strong Bad materializes in sprite until he is back to his old self. He looks around at Peasantry. Off to his side, but unnoticed by him, is the King of Town with an Atari scorpion tail}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check this place out! I'm in a video game! Oh, man, does that mean I can bash stuff with my head to find coins?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check this place out! I'm in a video game! Oh, man, does that mean I can bash stuff with my head to find coins?
:''{He goes over to a tree and bashes his head on it, only to hurt it}''
:''{He goes over to a tree and bashes his head on it, only to hurt it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow! Guess not.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow! Guess not.
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===After a few footsteps===
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, obviously eating something}'' Hi, Strong Bad. ''{chewing}'' Did you find the TrogSword and kill Trogdor yet?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I didn't. ''{Homestar holds an apple from ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder''.}'' I mean, you're still in that window, right... hey, are you eating?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah! There's food just lying around all over in here! ''{chews and crouches down}'' Bananas, turkey legs, cherries, powerdots... ''{holds up 2 cherries and a hot dog}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna ignore that. Now who in here's gonna tell me how to kill Trogdor?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't know. I never played this game. But... I'm sure there's a cave, or volcano, or lair around here somewhere. There usually is in this kind of game.
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:''{A microwave bell is heard in the background.}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's the ham! Gotta go! ''{vanishes}''
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===Box===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puzzled}'' That's weird. ''{turns to the camera}'' It's perfectly normal to see cardboard boxes filled with weird things scattered around all over the field back home. But in Peasantry? ''{looks under the box and finds a pair of pixelated boots}'' A pair of pixelated elf-boots.  I hope I don't have to press right-arrow to start walking, and then press right-arrow again to stop walking when I wear these things.
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===Door===
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Roar! Growl! ''{charges towards Strong Bad}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap.
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:''{The King of Town knocks Strong Bad off-screen with his tail. He appears underneath a text box that reads "What did you expect that giant scorpion monster to do? You dead. Thanks for playing." On the contrary to the statement, Strong Bad stands back up.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing I always ignore the text in these games. Otherwise that box might discourage me!
===Rather Dashing===
===Rather Dashing===
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed like in the actual game}'' These things are incredibly comfortable! I'd like to see you GET ROCK or THROW BABY while wearing long pants.
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed like in the actual game}'' These things are incredibly comfortable! I'd like to see you GET ROCK or THROW BABY while wearing long pants.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fair enough. Hey, I need your help.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fair enough. Hey, I need your help.
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====Rather Dashing → Trogdor====
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need you to help me find some kinda special sword and kill Trogdor so I can keep Homestar from popping up in my face all the time.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Bad's face, causing him to try and wave him off screen}'' Congratulations! You won a free MP3 player! Click here for low, low rates. ''{vanishes}''
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Trogdor?! I'm not going anywhere near that dragon! Hasn't anyone told you? He's indestructible! Not even the mighty TrogSword can smite him!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not what ''I'' heard. You must be doing it wrong.
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' I suppose it's possible that I was simply smiting him in the wrong spot. Tales have been told about weak spots in the beast's scaly armor, but I've never seen any!
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' So, Trogdor has weak spots, eh?
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' If he does indeed have weak spots, they are hidden well! In all of my attempts I have never so much as scratched a consummate V!
====Rather Dashing → TrogSword====
====Rather Dashing → TrogSword====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait... no! ''Stinkoman''?! My favorite Japanese cartoon video game version of me? I love that guy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait... no! ''Stinkoman''?! My favorite Japanese cartoon video game version of me? I love that guy!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' He desired a challenge, so I sent him on a quest to retrieve our sword back from whatever strange realm it ended up in! I assume he's still there, for he has not yet returned.
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' He desired a challenge, so I sent him on a quest to retrieve our sword back from whatever strange realm it ended up in! I assume he's still there, for he has not yet returned.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Before, when you were talking... I wasn't paying attention. What did you say happened to the TrogSword?
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' The one you call Stinkoman is attempting to reclaim it from a magical world where platforms mysteriously hang in the air, and extra men are extremely hard to come by!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Platforms, eh? ''{in his Dangeresque voice}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to... ''{speaks quickly}'' ...find a way into the Stinkoman game and get the TrogSword before he does!
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====Rather Dashing → Rather Dashing====
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, why don't you come with me to kill Trogdor? I could use someone as kindling- I mean, a distraction while I slay the beast!
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Sorry, but I'm no longer in the Dragon Slaying business. Getting "burninated" over and over again is not a very rewarding career path. And it hurts. Real bad! So I've shifted my focus to princess saving!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah? How's that going for you?
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Honestly, business has been a bit... slow. I've yet to meet a single damsel in distress.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on. Help me kill Trogdor! It'll be fun!
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' I think not! No more attempts at dragon slaying for me. In THIS game, I am dedicated to the rescuing of princesses only!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Princesses? Look around, man. Nothing but pixelly peasants in this place.
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' My time will come! I'll wait patiently until then.
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===Scorpion Monster===
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' The King of Town? How'd ''he'' end up in peasantry?
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Roar! Growl!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' That's no King of Town! That's the dreaded... Munchox the Devourer!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frightened}'' Ahh! It's too terrible!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Well come on, he's not THAT scary.
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:'''STRONG BAD''' ''{annoyed}'' Not him. ''You'' trying to pronounce "Devourer".
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:''{Homestar vanishes.}''
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I never in a million years thought I'd say this but... that's a pretty cool tail you got there, King of Town!
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Roar! Growl!
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Revision as of 08:37, 17 December 2008

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Peasantry in 8-Bit Is Enough.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

Peasantry Forest

On Arrival

{Strong Bad materializes in sprite until he is back to his old self. He looks around at Peasantry. Off to his side, but unnoticed by him, is the King of Town with an Atari scorpion tail}
STRONG BAD: Check this place out! I'm in a video game! Oh, man, does that mean I can bash stuff with my head to find coins?
{He goes over to a tree and bashes his head on it, only to hurt it}
STRONG BAD: Ow! Guess not.

After a few footsteps

HOMESTAR: {pops up, obviously eating something} Hi, Strong Bad. {chewing} Did you find the TrogSword and kill Trogdor yet?
STRONG BAD: No, I didn't. {Homestar holds an apple from Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder.} I mean, you're still in that window, right... hey, are you eating?
HOMESTAR: Yeah! There's food just lying around all over in here! {chews and crouches down} Bananas, turkey legs, cherries, powerdots... {holds up 2 cherries and a hot dog}
STRONG BAD: I'm gonna ignore that. Now who in here's gonna tell me how to kill Trogdor?
HOMESTAR: I don't know. I never played this game. But... I'm sure there's a cave, or volcano, or lair around here somewhere. There usually is in this kind of game.
{A microwave bell is heard in the background.}
HOMESTAR: That's the ham! Gotta go! {vanishes}

Box

STRONG BAD: {puzzled} That's weird. {turns to the camera} It's perfectly normal to see cardboard boxes filled with weird things scattered around all over the field back home. But in Peasantry? {looks under the box and finds a pair of pixelated boots} A pair of pixelated elf-boots. I hope I don't have to press right-arrow to start walking, and then press right-arrow again to stop walking when I wear these things.

Door

THE KING OF TOWN: Roar! Growl! {charges towards Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: Oh crap.
{The King of Town knocks Strong Bad off-screen with his tail. He appears underneath a text box that reads "What did you expect that giant scorpion monster to do? You dead. Thanks for playing." On the contrary to the statement, Strong Bad stands back up.}
STRONG BAD: Good thing I always ignore the text in these games. Otherwise that box might discourage me!

Rather Dashing

{First time only}
STRONG BAD: Hey, it's Rather Dashing, star of Peasant's Quest! Looking blocky and pixely as ever, Rath. Say, I always wanted to ask: what's up with the short pants?
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed like in the actual game} These things are incredibly comfortable! I'd like to see you GET ROCK or THROW BABY while wearing long pants.
STRONG BAD: Fair enough. Hey, I need your help.

Rather Dashing → Trogdor

{First time only}
STRONG BAD: I need you to help me find some kinda special sword and kill Trogdor so I can keep Homestar from popping up in my face all the time.
HOMESTAR: {pops up in front of Strong Bad's face, causing him to try and wave him off screen} Congratulations! You won a free MP3 player! Click here for low, low rates. {vanishes}
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} Trogdor?! I'm not going anywhere near that dragon! Hasn't anyone told you? He's indestructible! Not even the mighty TrogSword can smite him!
STRONG BAD: That's not what I heard. You must be doing it wrong.
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} I suppose it's possible that I was simply smiting him in the wrong spot. Tales have been told about weak spots in the beast's scaly armor, but I've never seen any!
STRONG BAD: {curiously} So, Trogdor has weak spots, eh?
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} If he does indeed have weak spots, they are hidden well! In all of my attempts I have never so much as scratched a consummate V!

Rather Dashing → TrogSword

{First time only}
STRONG BAD: Where can a peasant brother lay his hands on a TrogSword? I got Trogdors to smite!
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} Well, normally it's on display at the Inn, right here in Peasantry. But recently a strange burst of energy swept the sword away to a foreign land of floating platforms and slightly higher resolutions! Soon after, another stranger looking quite a bit like yourself, visited Peasantry asking each of us for a challenge!
STRONG BAD: Wait... no! Stinkoman?! My favorite Japanese cartoon video game version of me? I love that guy!
RATHER DASHING: He desired a challenge, so I sent him on a quest to retrieve our sword back from whatever strange realm it ended up in! I assume he's still there, for he has not yet returned.
STRONG BAD: Before, when you were talking... I wasn't paying attention. What did you say happened to the TrogSword?
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} The one you call Stinkoman is attempting to reclaim it from a magical world where platforms mysteriously hang in the air, and extra men are extremely hard to come by!
STRONG BAD: Platforms, eh? {in his Dangeresque voice} Looks like I'm gonna have to... {speaks quickly} ...find a way into the Stinkoman game and get the TrogSword before he does!

Rather Dashing → Rather Dashing

{First time only}
STRONG BAD: Hey, why don't you come with me to kill Trogdor? I could use someone as kindling- I mean, a distraction while I slay the beast!
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} Sorry, but I'm no longer in the Dragon Slaying business. Getting "burninated" over and over again is not a very rewarding career path. And it hurts. Real bad! So I've shifted my focus to princess saving!
STRONG BAD: Yeah? How's that going for you?
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} Honestly, business has been a bit... slow. I've yet to meet a single damsel in distress.
STRONG BAD: Come on. Help me kill Trogdor! It'll be fun!
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} I think not! No more attempts at dragon slaying for me. In THIS game, I am dedicated to the rescuing of princesses only!
STRONG BAD: Princesses? Look around, man. Nothing but pixelly peasants in this place.
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} My time will come! I'll wait patiently until then.

Scorpion Monster

{First time only}
STRONG BAD: {confused} The King of Town? How'd he end up in peasantry?
THE KING OF TOWN: Roar! Growl!
HOMESTAR: {pops up} That's no King of Town! That's the dreaded... Munchox the Devourer!
STRONG BAD: {frightened} Ahh! It's too terrible!
HOMESTAR: Well come on, he's not THAT scary.
STRONG BAD {annoyed} Not him. You trying to pronounce "Devourer".
{Homestar vanishes.}
STRONG BAD: I never in a million years thought I'd say this but... that's a pretty cool tail you got there, King of Town!
THE KING OF TOWN: Roar! Growl!

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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media

Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game,
Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD, Interviews

All Episodes

Tutorial, WiiWare Intros

Episode 1:
Homestar Ruiner

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad
Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field
Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown

Episode 2:
Strong Badia the Free

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions
Various: Countries, Homsartifacts
Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer
Songs: Justice Combo Meal

Episode 3:
Baddest of the Bands

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Various: Bands
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com
Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs

Episode 4:
Dangeresque 3:
The Criminal Projective

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe
Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun
Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site
Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite

Episode 5:
8-Bit is Enough

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry
Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw

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