Teespring
From Homestar Runner Wiki
Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe is a print-on-demand platform where The Brothers Chaps sell Homestar Runner merchandise, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free. This store is largely focused on apparel and homeware.
It was first launched sometime in 2019. Initially advertised via a banner on the Shopify Store, it is currently linked to from the main Store page accessed through the site's NavBar. It has superseded the Shopify store as the main place to buy Homestar Runner shirts.
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[edit] Apparel
[edit] T-Shirts
Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
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Scalding Lake | Style it out in a shirt from Rather Dashing's favorite vacation resort. Who wouldn't love to dip a toe in that very hot body of water...er...scalding lake. | ||
sloshy | Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever. | ||
Sloshy Lamp | T-shirt with lamp. It says it right there on the shirt. What more do you need? | ||
The Cheat | If The Cheat is the type of character that you want on a shirt or hoodie, this is your lucky day! | ||
Trogdor! The Burninator (official) | It's the wingaling dragon himself! With all the majesty you could ever want! | ||
Strong Bad Full Body (official) | Strong Bad in his well-known "I am so great I have to raise my arms" pose! | ||
Teen Girl Squad | Look SO GOOD in this fashionable Teen Girl Squad shirt. | ||
Homestar Runner | Good ol' Homestar Runner just standing around on a light blue star. A classic! | ||
Homestar Runner Star Shirt | An exact replica of Homestar's classic "shirt," but this one has arm holes and sleeves! | ||
Marzipan | Marzipan on red! They said it couldn't be done, but here It is! | ||
The Cheat - Since 1983 | Remember The Cheat's old logo from the 80's? I do too! Why not wear it on a shirt? | ||
Trogdor Lite | The S's are still more different, and the V's are just as consummate, but Trogdor is on a white t-shirt this time! | ||
Lil' Brudder | You can make it on your own with this Lil' Brudder shirt. Get into high finance while your at it! | ||
CGNU | Make your alma mater proud by wearing this Crazy Go Nuts University shirt. Also available in hoodie form for those brisk autumn evenings. What is valor? | ||
Limozeen | Zeen around town in this sweetest of sweet Limozeen shirts. Wearing it improves both squeedliness and meedliness of guitar solos. | ||
Duck Shirt | Before the classic star shirt, Homestar Runner used to sport this not-so-classic duck shirt. Now you can too! | ||
Blubbo's | Everyone loves Blubb-o's and their impossible to understand drive-thru whale! Available for the first time! | ||
Trogdor Beefy Arm | With Trogdor's beefy arm on the back and a few scales on the front, this shirt has more majesty than it knows what to do with! | ||
Bear Holding a Shark | The Cheat's greatest fear: an angry bear menancingly holding a terrifying shark! So many sharp teeth! | ||
Homestar Running | Homestar Runner doing what he does best. | ||
Stinkoman | Ask for all the challenges in the world with this Stinkoman shirt in his classic double deuce pose. Select from red or white shirt | ||
Beef Reverser | From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?! | ||
Camp Scalding Lake | Let everyone know where your parents shipped you off to this summer with this kick-awesome shirt from Camp Scalding Lake. Available in yellow and tan! | ||
Onion Bubs!! | Onion Bubs! Onion Bubs! Onion Buuuuuubs!! The #1 all-time crowd favorite finally gets a t-shirt! | ||
Jibblies | Bestow the jibblies on all that see you this Halloween! Come. On. In here!!!!!! | ||
Bad Graphics Ghost | The perfect no-try Halloween costume! Features the Bad Graphics Ghost as well as a "program" that "runs" on the back of the shirt! | ||
Heart of a Lion, Wings of a Bat | I hope you're wearing your tightest pants, because Limozeen's greatest song is now their greatest t-shirt! Why, you may ask? Because, it's midnite!! | ||
Limozeen...But They're in Space | I'm afraid of got some bad news, boys. This shirt is from everyone's favorite cancelled-before-the-end-of-the-first-episode Saturday morning cartoon! | ||
Zeemolin | A whole batch of misspelled Limozeen shirts from their recent intergalactic tour! Magical prankster Bozar strikes again! Supa cheap! We gotta unload these things! |
[edit] Hoodies & Sweatshirts
Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
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CGNU | Make your alma mater proud by wearing this Crazy Go Nuts University shirt. Also available in hoodie form for those brisk autumn evenings. What is valor? | ||
The Cheat | If The Cheat is the type of character that you want on a shirt or hoodie, this is your lucky day! | ||
Teen Girl Squad Hoodie | Look so good in the chilly weather this season with the Teen Girl Squad hoodie. | ||
Trogdor! The Burninator (Official) | It's the wingaling dragon himself! With all the majesty you could ever want! | ||
sloshy | Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever. | ||
sloshy | Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever. | ||
Beef Reverser | From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?! | ||
Decemberween Sweat(er) Shirt | Ring in this Decemberween in style when you wear this faux-knit sweater sweatshirt! Featuring the iconic silhouettes of your fave dumb animal characters plus Trogdor and mugs of Hot Jones! *This is a sweatshirt with printing all o'er it. It is NOT a knit wool sweater type deal. It's just s'posed to look that way. |
[edit] Tank Tops
Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
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Homestar Runner Star Shirt | An exact replica of Homestar's classic "shirt," but this one has arm holes and sleeves (cept for the tank top)! |
[edit] Kids & Babies
Shirt | Close-up | Name | Description |
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Strong Bad Full Body (youth) | Strong Bad in a classic pose!
[Also available in white] | ||
Trogdor! The Burninator | It's the wingaling dragon himself! With all the majesty you could ever want! | ||
Poopsmith Onesie | Every baby needs a Poopsmith onesie, right? | ||
Trogdor Onesie | The cutest Burninator ever! Your little bundle o' joy will have the countryside, peasants, and thatched roof cottages shaking in their collective boots! | ||
Strong Bad & Homestar Babies | Do you know a cute baby? Make it 2.5 to 4.3 times cuter with this Baby Strong Bad and Baby Homestar onesie. | ||
Jibblies | Bestow the jibblies on all that see you this Halloween! Come. On. In here!!!!!! | ||
Bad Graphics Ghost | The perfect no-try Halloween costume! Features the Bad Graphics Ghost as well as a "program" that "runs" on the back of the shirt! | ||
Homestar Runner | Good ol' Homestar Runner just standing around on a light blue star. A classic! | ||
Teen Girl Squad | Look SO GOOD in this fashionable Teen Girl Squad shirt. | ||
Stinkoman | Ask for all the challenges in the world with this Stinkoman shirt in his classic double deuce pose. Select from red or white shirt
[Also available as red hoodie] | ||
Beef Reverser | From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?! | ||
Jibblies | Bestow the jibblies on all that see you this Halloween! Come. On. In here!!!!!! | ||
Bad Graphics Ghost | The perfect no-try Halloween costume! Features the Bad Graphics Ghost as well as a "program" that "runs" on the back of the shirt! |
[edit] Homeware
[edit] Pillows
Item Front | Item Back | Name | Description |
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Cold Ones Pillow | Strong Bad's famous phrase! The Property of Ones! Note: This is not actually cross-stitched! It just kinda looks like it! | ||
Eh! Steve! Pillow | Bring the magic of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes to your couch or love seat! One side features his coy, swirly smirk. The other depicts him delivering his famous catch phrase! Designed by Denoob Largo for Cheap As Free Housewares. | ||
Strong Mad Rasslin' Pillow Pal | He's like a big square, this guy! Now you can reverse suplex brother Strong Mad instead of the other way around! Or just cuddle up for some rare Graw Mad hugs! And at a 16" square, he's a perfect scale companion to the Talkin' Strong Bad Plush from fangamer: https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-bad-plush-talking | ||
Marshie Mood Pillow | Who else is roughly square? Why Marshie of course! So he gets his own pillow too! Flip him to his creepy smile side on good days or flop him to his creepy raging side on bad ones! | ||
Deleted Pillow | Put Strong Bad's first computer on your couch doing what it did best! Bad Graphics Ghost on the flipside. You can try and DELETE your couch guests but there's no guarantee they will actually leave. | ||
Compy 386 Pillow | Capture some of Strong Bad's second computer's most famous and vulnerable moments with this roughly-monitor-shaped pillow. Featuring its famous last words on one side and Homestar Runner's handmade error message on t'other! |
[edit] Wall Art
Item | Name | Description |
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Strong Badia Flag | Come to the place where the tropical breezes blow with this wall tapestry of the Strong Badia flag. Available for the first time! |
[edit] Bath
Item | Name | Description |
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I Miss Video Games Towel | Max and relax with them olda boys while they simultaneously miss video games AND their mom! Perfect for poolside, beachside, or a weird tapestry to hang on your wall | |
Take-a-Break.exe Beach Towel | You deserve a reward! Can't you almost hear the roar of the pixelated waves? And the "DONK-DONK" of your winged seabird friend?
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Strong Bad Lying on a Tiger Beach Towel | Now you too can get WAY too much sun while kinda creepily lying on top of Strong Bad lying on top of a white tiger beach towel! Like those anime body pillows but slightly less disturbing! You too will be on a one way trip to Ab City, USA! Do-doot do! | |
Main Page Shower Curtain | Another item in the ever-popular Main Page Merch catalog! Also check out the Main Page Beach Towel! | |
Beach Homepage Beach Towel | Remember your favorite URL in the whole world www.homestarrunner.com/main3.html?! The beach homepage?! Of course you do! Relive the TOONS! The GAMES! The EEEEEMAIL! with this fluffy beach towel. All your favs are here! That monkey! The doomed white whale! The "Wear A Bikini" biplane!
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[edit] Bedding
Item | Name | Description |
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Basement Stripes Blanket | Turn your bed into Strong Bad's famous basement wall with this cozy fleece blanket. Cuddle up and mumble SNES games in your sleep! |
[edit] Welcome Mats
Item | Name | Description |
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Jibblies Welcome Mat | Give all the neighborhood kids the jibblies this Halloween with this welcome mat featuring everyone's favorite creeptake! |
[edit] Collectables
Item | Name | Description |
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Trogdor!!: The Board Game | USE PROMO CODE SAVE11 TO SAVE 11% ON TROGDOR!! THE BOARD GAME Trogdor!! The Board Game is a cooperative light strategy/area control game of burnination, majesty, and consummate V's for 1-6 players from the Brothers Chaps of Homestar Runner and James Ernest. Choose to play as one of 9 Keepers of Trogdor, each with their own unique abilities, as you take turns controlling a beefy-armed dragon in his quest to burninate the entire countryside. Box includes: 25 thick cardboard terrain tiles 19 painted plastic game pieces 12 Keeper Cards 12 Item Cards 36 Action Cards 52 Movement Cards 1 The Void Card 1 cardboard Trog-Meter 1 instruction manual For rules, info, videos, songs, FAQs, and more go to the official Trogdor!! The Board Game page. International Shipping Available. |
[edit] Accessories
[edit] Face Masks
Mask | Folded | Name | Description |
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Strong Bad's Fleshtangle Mouth Face Mask | You can finally wear the weird rectangular mouth that coined such timeless phrases as "I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!," "ARROWED!," and who could forget "TAPE LEG!" | ||
Strong Mad's Hideous Maw Face Mask | No one will want to get anywhere NEAR you when you wear brother Graw Mad's toothy snarl on your face. If the sight alone doesn't keep people away, go ahead and yell stuff like "GARBELDINA!" "I CAN'T SPELL YOU!" and "DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?" *when worn, design becomes more visable | ||
Senor Cardgage Goatee Face Mask | The combolations will come fast and furious when you wrap your talkmouth and breathenose in this facemask tremblazoned with the mouth and faceular hair of Senor Cardage. Need to cover up to keep you and your bremeldas safe? No Probalo! *when worn, design becomes more visible | ||
Stinkoman Chin Challenge Face Mask | EXCUSE ME I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING BUT ARE YOU ASKING FOR A HEALTH AND SAFETY CHALLEEEENGE?! You don't NEED blue hair to wear this Stinkoman face mask but it would definitely help! Give germs and allergens a double deuce with Stinkoman's ridiculously huge open mouth! 20X6! *when worn, design becomes more visible | ||
1-UP'S WANNA-BE-THE-GUY-TOO FACE MASK | Are you just a kid? Maybe when you're older?! Now YOU can be the guy too when you wear this 1-Up facemask! Favorite food! Spiced Bun! Frozen bake! And allat and allat! *when worn, design becomes more visible |
[edit] Phone Cases
Case | Name | Description |
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Compy iPhone Case | Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!
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Compy Samsung Galaxy Phone Case | Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with this Compy Phone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!
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[edit] Stickers
Sticker | Name | Description |
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Homestar Sticker | A die-cut sticker of Homestar's famous head! Would look great on a few different items! Approximately 4" tall by 4.5" wide. | |
Strong Bad Sticker | Strong Bad's great head in sticker form! Think of all the great places it could go! Approximately 4" tall by 3" wide. | |
Trogdor Sticker | The Burninator in die-cut sticker form! Approximately 4.25" tall by 4.75" wide. | |
CGNU | Let all the cars behind you know what fake college YOU went to! Also perfect for covering up other stickers on laptops, guitar cases and mini-fridges! | |
Onion Bubs Sticker | This Onion Bubs sticker will make all manner of crowds go wild! Slap it on a laptop, bumper, guitar case, or mini-fridge and listen as the "Onion Bubs!!!!" shrieks commence. (4 in x 3.75 in) |
[edit] Socks
Socks | Name | Description |
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The Cheat Socks | The Cheat all over your The Feet! A good rhyme! |
[edit] Drinkware
[edit] Mugs
Item Front | Item Back | Name | Description |
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Homsar - Raised By a Cup of Coffee Mug | Homsar's most famous (and understandable) phrase! Raised By a Cup of Coffee on one side, Homsar on the other. | ||
Sleepy Homestar Mug | Enjoy your first cup of the day with sleepy Homestar and you too can groggily greet interlopers who invade your home and break your cow lamp! The flip side features the busted cow lamp and Homestar's sleepy, sloppy quote. | ||
Sever Your Leg Mug | It truly is the greatest day when you sip your morning styles out of this reusable recreation of a Blubb-O's to-go coffee cup featuring everybody's favorite Drive-Thru Whale and a clever spin on his disturbing catch phrase! (Watch out for Eh! Steve!) | ||
Shall We Halph a Cup of Teembs? Mug | Halph of culp of steaming hot teembs with Cardgage, if you dare. A delightful doily version of his face on the other side! |
[edit] Pint Glasses
Item Front | Item Back | Name | Description |
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Melonade Pint Glass | Drink Homestar's Famous Melonade or perhaps other less-famous liquids in this stylish pint glass. Homestar from 2000-2002 approves! Maybe eat some marshmallows while you're at it! | ||
Cold Ones Pint Glass | Enjoy all manner of Ones in this pint glass. Dapper Strong Bad er, Mr. Cold Onesm'n, appears on the back providing a 'cheers' to all who take sip! |
[edit] External Links
- Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe on Spring
Homestar Runner Store |
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Shopify (Clothing, Other Items) | Teespring | Fangamer |