About me
My sig:
— MichaelXX2  
Well, I'm a eleven-year-old kid who loves the Homestar Runner Wiki. You can call me Michael. I spend most of my time online on the HRWiki, because it has so much information about Homestar, It makes my head spin! I now spend more time on it then ever, and I hope to be a System Operator one say... Now, I know a LOT of things that I didn't before Homestar Runner. If this and this hadn't have entered my life, I might not have a worthwhile one.
- I have an email address. I mainly use it to keep track of what's going on here. And I like to talk to E.L. Cool. That guy is awesome. So is Gmail. Rock rock on, Gmail users!
How I discovered Homestar Runner
I discovered H*R when my friend, A.J, told me about Homestar Runner. He said that an older kid told him about the site, and he told me the URL like, 15 times. I never listened, because I didn't think it was worthwhile. When I had my end-of-the-school-year party, he showed me First Time Here? And I was all but dumbfounded. I wasn't very impressed until he showed me underlings, and I fell in love. After they left, I was literally foaming at the mouth to see more of this wonderful site. Unfortunately, I joined around the time Takin' a Baby Break was going on, and by the time the site was updated again, I had seen every cartoon, memorized the site, and seen almost every Sbemail. I saw literally every one when I made a videotape of all the Sbemails on my Wii browser.
How I discovered the Homestar Runner Wiki
My amazing first edit ever. It was vandalism, but that page is special.
A long time ago, February 6, to be exact, I was sitting in bed one night and I was watching H*R on my Wii. A few weeks ago, I had accidentally discovered The Secrets That I Keep. I had an obsession of cine projectors and I remembered the page title, so I Googled it. The link to the Wiki page was the first link to come up, so I clicked it. I saw the page and thought it was some boring cult and never paid much attention to it. I frantically searched until I found the link, and I ignored everything else. After 3 times of visiting, I thought I should explore more. I clicked the Main Page button and I explored several pages. I knew I was hooked. I set up an account and now look, I know a lot of the HTML. Best site eva!
Favorite Homestar Runner Quotes
"Um, hi, I like music, and, um... Cloth." What's Her Face
"She Likes Cloth. That's a good band name." Unknown
"Remember last Spring when you said you wanted to play Hide-and-Seek?" Homestar Runner
Major Contributions
My Bottom 10
My Bottom 10
10. People who put unnecessary U's in words.
*Look what happens to "favourite", "colour", and the fall of the mighty "Armour."
9. People who yell and scream all the time.
8. Having fleas all over your house.
7. Having little chips of tree bark flying into your eye when you hack at a tree with a hatchet.
6. Kid's cereal commercials.
*THEY'RE ALL ABOUT SOMEONE STEALING SOME BOX OF CEREAL! I MEAN, COME ON! THEY CAN JUST BUY A FREAKIN' BOX!
5. Having a cord short out.
*This actually happened to my cord that I used to transfer records to Cds with.
4. Having a page like Fonts screw up every time you fix a link.
3. Not knowing how to use Adobe Flash.
2. Having tiny bits of food in your braces after you eat a meal.
And the number one item on Michael's bottom ten iiiisss...
1. Having a printer cartrige run out the night of a due newspaper thingy... █
As you can see in my userboxes, I like to download a lot of fonts. Here's how to download your own:
In Windows, download your font. Then, right-click on the .zip file and hit Extract all or Extract All Files. Then, go to the Start menu and click Run. Type in fonts or Fonts. A menu of files should pop up. Now, go to My Documents or your Desktop and you should see a file that looks like the file in the folder called Fonts. Drag the TrueType or OpenType font file to that list, and you're done!
Sandbox Madness That I Did or Contributed To
This one
You can't miss this one XD
This one is fairly funny...
Ha ha! My favorite!
So sooo funny... and still growing!
You Know You're Addicted To The Wiki and Homestar When You:
- Spit random lines of the funniest material from the website at people.
- Have tried to make Melonade.
- Get mad at a friend because they didn't say that funny quote from the site perfectly and correct him/her.
- Have every little toy for Homestar and make stop-motions with the figurines (or wanted to).
- Spend most of your free time on the Wiki to go behind the scenes.
- Call a field that your family or you own "Strong Badia."
- Say Decemberween instead of Christmas most of the time.
- Wonder why an Octoberween hasn't been made for Halloween.
- Say "crap" in every other sentence.
- Have had a dream about Homestar (mine was kind of creepy, though).
If at least 5/10 of these are you, you are addicted to Homestar Runner!
My Homestar Runner Dream
I had a dream about Homestar One night. Crap. It's fading... HELP!! IT'S FADING!!
Who the crap am I?
Which Homestar Runner character are you?
I took the test, and... yeah.
I passed!
It's no energy compliant sticker compliant sticker, but whoo!
Awesome People
| Person | Why
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| Sysrq868 | He informed me of the TOTAL JERKS WHO TOTALLY TRASHED ME AT IRC! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
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Heimstern Läufer  | A serious sysop who lets nothing get by him. He also has a cool sig.
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| AbdiViklas | A hard-working sysop who does her fair share to make the wiki a better place.
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| —Shwoo | Very cool user page. We also have a personal thing in common...
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 Homsarstrongbad150 | A kind new user who is still struggling with the syntax of the site. We talk a lot.
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 BBG | A kind and fun loving person. He also has a nice user page.
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- Qermaq - (T/C)  | Need I say why?
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— Acam30  | Sweet girl who spends a lot of time in IRC. Best girl I ever met.
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Most Awesome Person of the Month
User:MichaelXX2/m.a.p.
Things to do
 Transcribe several things
Successfully welcome the new users
 Make a Halloween sig
Be a lot more serious and help a lot more around the Wiki
Successfully learn most of the Wiki syntax
Learn all the color codes
That concludes my User Page. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making it!
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