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[[Image:closedrawer.PNG|thumb|"close drawer"]]
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[[Image:Hrsudoku.PNG|thumb|DuaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a puzzle craze from the 2000's!]]
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[[Image:Limozeencoloringbook-rockinfruits.PNG|thumb|"I r teh artist!!!!!11111"]]
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[[Image:Getyeflask_shirt.png|thumb|I got the last one in my size! (Aug 7 06)]]
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== About Me ==
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== A Really Short Definition List ==
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; AAAAAAAA : My name, according to the guy after me at Best Buy who just pressed the confirm button a lot after I failed to input a name for my high score in the Guitar Hero demo. I'm serious.
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I like HRWiki.
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; Blue : What Marzipan calls black.
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; CGNU : With their new E-niversity, you can get a degree in Caps Lock Technician in just four clicks!
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"You heard it, folks! mathgrant likes HRWiki!"
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"It's fluffety. It's puffety. 1, 2, 3, 4, 9."
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== Random Incoherent Crap ==
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Random incoherent crap happens! Stave it off, 1, 2, 3, and now what would you do if you were a diffirent town for one day????? I can do carthweels for a big old round old red old natsy old mile! And his hands looked like guacamole! It was the moooooooooooooon!!!! I knew it! LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I FEEL LIKE SOME SERIOUS BISCUIT DOUGH!
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Okay, so I'm not very good at incoherent crap. Only coherent crap.
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== Definition List ==
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; AAAAAAAAAA : The Anglo-Americo-Australian Association Against Arbitrarily Asinine Alliterative Acronym Abuse. [http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cgi-bin/comic.pl?comic=245]
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; A-NOTHING! : See ''Nothing''.
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; Arrow : Appears in [[Wikipedia:Dance Dance Revolution|Dance Dance Revolution]] to tell you which pads to step on. Also appears in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] to kill [[The Ugly One]].
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; Chance : [[What's Her Face]] sings a song about having one with a guy.
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; Corporate Rock : See ''Sucks''.
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; Costume Palace : Where the [[King of Town]] bought his crown.
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; Dead : [[The Cheat]] is not dead. [[Homestar Runner]]'s brain is dead. Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon should be dead.
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; Decemberween : The best one ever was in 2001.
; Decemberween : The best one ever was in 2001.
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; Douglas : The Cheat can't say this word, which is why the black sycamore outside the window has a more advanced vocabulary than The Cheat.
 
; Everybody : Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"
; Everybody : Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"
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; Fluffy Puff Mayo : Definition 1 (Homestar): Pretty darned good mayo. Definition 2 (everyone else): Poison.
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; Fraternity : I don't really know what this word means. I think it means, like, friendship, or bondage, or something. . .
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; GIVE BABY : How to get free pills.
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; G : I can count to it!
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; Hitler : His brain is in a jar.
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; Haldo: A word of salutation used by bow salesmen who live behind fences which can be knocked down by scaring horses named Gary. For some reason.
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; How to tell if someone's dumb : See ''How to tell if someone's stupid''.
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; How to tell if someone's stupid : See ''How to tell if someone's dumb''.
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; Infinity : When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.
; Infinity : When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.
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; Jar : Hitler's brain is in one.
 
; Jig : Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.
; Jig : Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.
; King : What the King of Town claims to be.
; King : What the King of Town claims to be.
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; Limozeen : A band that [[Strong Bad]] likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.
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; Limozeen : A band that Strong Bad likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.
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; Luigi : Mario's brother. It's gonna take the world's biggest miracle for the King of Town to be able to dress up as him on Halloween.
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; Mississippi Mud : A delicious cake-type thing that's SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. Seriously, you ought to try one. And if you're under 10, good luck spelling it.
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; Mario : An overweight plumber. The obese King of Town resembles him so much, that all he needed to do was put on the trademark M hat to dress up as him for Halloween.
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; Nothing : What Strong Bad got Marzipan for her birthday. Also, what The Poopsmith says.
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; mathgrant : See ''Moron''.
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; O RLY? : According to a new law passed on the internet, anyone who fails to respond to this with a YA RLY! will be fined a million billion dollars.
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; Moron : What you are if you don't like Homestar Runner. Also, what mathgrant is.
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; Pee : I really got, I really gotta do this, I really got, I really gotta do this, do this.
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; Mrs. Commanderson : A pre-kindergarten teacher who also works for [[The Cheat Commandos]]. Obviously, she never has any time to sleep.
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; Qat : A word Scrabble players LOVE, and most people don't know what it means.
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; Normal : What the word Douglas is, and what everything else on HSR isn't.
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; Rust : The perfect bicycle brake. (Hey, if it worked in Earthbound. . .)
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; Nothing : What Strong Bad got [[Marzipan]] for her birthday. Also, what's in mathgrant's head.
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; Sbu : Making Bubs say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.
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; Peasantry : A small village where [[Rather Dashing]] lives. The population is dwindling due to [[Trogdor]].
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; Typhlosion : A Pokemon character, and mathgrant's favorite, possibly. The fact that he even knows Pokemon besides Pikachu exist probably makes him insane.
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; PUT BABY IN BUCKET : How to get a free meatball sub.
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; UPPERCASE : WHAT THIS ENTIRE LINE IS IN.
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; Rocks : They're in your head if you hate HSR.
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; Viral Fox : Ever since mathgrant created a song entitled this, it's become his random running gag with which he annoys everybody else. Viral fox, viral fox, viral fox. See? It works.
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; Sbu : Making [[Bubs]] say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.
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; Waldo : Nobody knows where he is.
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; Self-reference : See ''Self-reference''.
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; Xenophobic : The fear of strangers. Hey, I had to put SOMETHING for X.
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; Sucks : A word that describes the SB e-mail [[tape leg]], as well as all reality television shows. Some people prefer to euphemize with the word "vacuums".
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; Yon dungeon : Where a SCROLL and a FLASK usually reside.
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; Sweet Cuppin' Cakes : A crazy cartoon.
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; Zero : mathgrant ''wishes'' his IQ were this high.
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; Teen Girl Squad : Awesome HSR cartoon.
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; Trophy : [[The Cheat]] deserves one.
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; Twenty-Sided Die : Popular RPG item. One squishes [[So and So]] in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], but Strong Bad thinks it has only twelve sides, because he can't even count to G.
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; Z : Last letter in the alphabet.
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; Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz : You'd have to be totally dull to say this word while watching a cartoon by [[The Brothers Chaps]].
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[[Image:thesunalmostrises.png|thumb|The answer lies in a bed]]
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Mel and Dude have to sundry their tomatoes, but it's raining. Hilarity ensues.
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'''Cast''' (in order of appearance): Mel O. Mushroom, Dude Shroomington,  Port Fungi, Wizard, Melody
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''{A series of envelopes appear and are tossed into a pile. The envelopes display the credits as follows: "loaded." "A Mellow Mushroom Cartoon" "Starring Mel & Dude" "The Sun Almost Rises"}''
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''{Cut to the inside of Mel's mailbox. Mel opens the mailbox, pulls out the mail, and closes it back. Now we see the outside of Mel's mushroom house. It is raining. Mel enters his house. He is dripping wet.}''
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'''Mel''': Sure is coming down hard out there.
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'''Dude''': Looks like it's going up to me.
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'''Mel''': Dude! Sit up straightways!
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'''Dude''': Oh, sorry. ''{turns around to be sitting right side up}'' Hey, you're right. It is coming down. So what came in the mail? Anything good?
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'''Mel''': Let's see. . . ''{we see Mel's hands holding the mail, the top envelope is stamped "FINAL NOTICE" and addressed to Mel O. Mushroom, 420 Shroom St., Shroomville}'' A bill. . . ''{Mel throws it onto the floor, revealing the item under it to be some coupons for PEANUTS!, DiDi's "Pizza", and the House of Rays Tanning Salon.}'' A couple of crummy coupons, these can get thrown away. . . ''{Mel throws them onto the floor, revealing a letter from Melody, The Mellow Mushroom, addressed to the same address on the bill}'' And, oh! We got something from Melody up at the restaurant!
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'''Dude''': ''{springs up quickly from the couch}'' Melody? ''{Dude's pupils become hearts}'' Is it for me?
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''{Mel opens the envelope. The letter inside reads:}''
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Dear Mel and Dude,
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  16 red onions
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'''Mel''': Uhhh, yeah. It says, uh, "Dear Dude, You're the cutest talking mushroom that I ever saw."
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'''Mel''': Nah, it really says, "Dear Mel and Dude, Here's a list of the ingredients I need by tomorrow: 16 red onions."
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''{Dude open a cabinet. A large number of red onions fall down to the sound of falling bowling pins.}''
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'''Dude''': Got enough onions.
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'''Mel''': 100 black olives.
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''{Cut to a big stack of bell peppers, with a sign that says, "A LOT OF PEPPERS". Some peppers fall down to reveal Dude.}''
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''{We see a barrel full of garlic cloves, which is labeled "GARLIC".}''
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''{We see two baskets next to each other. The left one is an empty basket labeled "Sundried Tomatoes". The right one is a full basket labeled "Undried Tomatoes".}''
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'''Dude''': ''{looks into the basket}'' Uhhh, we don't have the sundried tomatoes. We'd better start drying them now.
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''{Dude shines a flashlight on the undried tomatoes.}''
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'''Wizard''': Hello?
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'''Wizard''': Oh, hello, Mel. What can I do for you?
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'''Mel''': Oh, uh, Dude and I have a bit of a problem. We need to sundry a bunch of tomatoes by tomorrow, but the rain is sorta getting in our way. Any ideas?
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'''Wizard''': Hmmmmmm. . . have you tried a flashlight?
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'''Dude''': What'd he say?
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'''Mel''': He said the answer lies in a bed.
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'''Dude''': Where's the bed?
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'''Dude''': I never slept there before.
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'''Dude''': Oh, there's my jarts ''{darts}''! You wanna play some jarts, Mel?
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'''Dude''': Oh, right. Beds. Let's see, what about a. . . bed of lettuce?
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'''Mel''': You can wait there all you want, Dude. It ain't gonna happen. We'll just have to tell Melody we'll get here the sundried tomatoes in a few days.
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'''Dude''': Oh, all right. ''{Dude dumps the tomato into the trash can.}''
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'''Mel''': Don't throw 'em away! ''{Mel reaches in and retrieves the tomato. Underneath the tomato is the coupons from the mail.}'' Hey, that's it! ''{The camera zooms in on the House of Rays Tanning Salon coupon.}''
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''{Cut to a now filled bucket of sundried tomatoes. Zoom out to see more dried tomatoes on a tanning bed. Mel and Dude are wearing protective glasses.}''
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'''Melody''': Well, guys, everything looks pretty good, though the sundried tomatoes are smelling a little bit like Coppertone.
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'''Mel''': Oh, uh, yeah, that's, uhhh, that's olive oil. You know. Olive oil, ''{using finger quotes}'' "Nature's Coppertone". ''{winks}''
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'''Dude''': That's right, Mel. Nature's Coppertone. ''{winks back}''
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'''Melody''': Why are you guys winking at each other?
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''{Canned laughter as black covers the screen and the words "the end" appear. Options to go "back" to the main page or to play the toon "again" are displayed.}''
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*[[The Brothers Chaps]] wrote this cartoon. The Brothers Chaps are also the minds responsible for [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]].
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== HRWiki Main Page Parody ==
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Welcome to the '''most boring web site in the world!''', a collaborative knowledge-base dedicated to the [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|shameless parodies]] created by [[The Brothers Chaps|shameless people]]. We are currently working on [[Special:Statistics|zero]] [[Special:Allpages|brain cells]].
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Welcome to the '''most boring web site in the world!''', a collaborative knowledge-base dedicated to the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|shameless parodies]] created by [[The Brothers Chaps|shameless people]]. We are currently working on [[Special:Statistics|zero]] [[Special:Allpages|brain cells]].
If this is your first time here, please read the [[HRWiki:About|Find out if your name begins with an X or not]] page. We'll be happy to answer any questions you may have over at the [[Help:Contents|end of eternity]]. For detailed instructions on editing the wiki, read the [[Help:Editing|You are so freaking stupid!!!!!]] page. To practice your editing, feel free to play in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|exciting game called "Kill Yourself!"]].
If this is your first time here, please read the [[HRWiki:About|Find out if your name begins with an X or not]] page. We'll be happy to answer any questions you may have over at the [[Help:Contents|end of eternity]]. For detailed instructions on editing the wiki, read the [[Help:Editing|You are so freaking stupid!!!!!]] page. To practice your editing, feel free to play in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|exciting game called "Kill Yourself!"]].
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February 1, 1493: New Homestar Runner cartoon!!!!! "Homestar Runner Gets Run Over By The Santa Maria"
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February 8, 1493: New Homestar Runner game!!!!! "Pom-Pom Jousting"
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February 29, 1493: New SB e-mail!!!!! "not a leap year"
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Current revision as of 08:07, 30 March 2007

DuaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a puzzle craze from the 2000's!
"I r teh artist!!!!!11111"
I got the last one in my size! (Aug 7 06)

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AAAAAAAA 
My name, according to the guy after me at Best Buy who just pressed the confirm button a lot after I failed to input a name for my high score in the Guitar Hero demo. I'm serious.
Blue 
What Marzipan calls black.
CGNU 
With their new E-niversity, you can get a degree in Caps Lock Technician in just four clicks!
Decemberween 
The best one ever was in 2001.
Everybody 
Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"
Fraternity 
I don't really know what this word means. I think it means, like, friendship, or bondage, or something. . .
G 
I can count to it!
Haldo
A word of salutation used by bow salesmen who live behind fences which can be knocked down by scaring horses named Gary. For some reason.
Infinity 
When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.
Jig 
Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.
King 
What the King of Town claims to be.
Limozeen 
A band that Strong Bad likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.
Mississippi Mud 
A delicious cake-type thing that's SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. Seriously, you ought to try one. And if you're under 10, good luck spelling it.
Nothing 
What Strong Bad got Marzipan for her birthday. Also, what The Poopsmith says.
O RLY? 
According to a new law passed on the internet, anyone who fails to respond to this with a YA RLY! will be fined a million billion dollars.
Pee 
I really got, I really gotta do this, I really got, I really gotta do this, do this.
Qat 
A word Scrabble players LOVE, and most people don't know what it means.
Rust 
The perfect bicycle brake. (Hey, if it worked in Earthbound. . .)
Sbu 
Making Bubs say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.
Typhlosion 
A Pokemon character, and mathgrant's favorite, possibly. The fact that he even knows Pokemon besides Pikachu exist probably makes him insane.
UPPERCASE 
WHAT THIS ENTIRE LINE IS IN.
Viral Fox 
Ever since mathgrant created a song entitled this, it's become his random running gag with which he annoys everybody else. Viral fox, viral fox, viral fox. See? It works.
Waldo 
Nobody knows where he is.
Xenophobic 
The fear of strangers. Hey, I had to put SOMETHING for X.
Yon dungeon 
Where a SCROLL and a FLASK usually reside.
Zero 
mathgrant wishes his IQ were this high.

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