The Only Girl
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== Appearances== | == Appearances== | ||
| - | *[[Who Said What Now?]] | + | *[[Who Said What Now?]] {{--}} When Marzipan is clicked on, she says "I'm the only girl." |
| - | *[[Homestar Runner's Character Video]] | + | *[[Homestar Runner's Character Video]] {{--}} Homestar says he dates the only girl. |
| - | *Email [[marzipan]] | + | *Email [[marzipan]] {{--}} Emily, the author of the email, mentions that the only girl she's seen even near [[Strong Bad]] is Marzipan. |
| - | *[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] | + | *[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} When Homestar turns into Freaky Marzipan, Marzipan says "Hooray! I'm not the only girl!" |
| - | *[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] | + | *[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] {{--}} The entire toon and commentary explain why Marzipan is the only girl on the website. The commentary also explains [[The Brothers Chaps]]' numerous attempts at introducing another female character. |
| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] | + | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] asks Marzipan if she can introduce him to other ladies she might know, since she isn't his type. |
| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] | + | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} Strong Bad leaves a prank call pretending to be the new girl character, "[[Sharpdene]]", who acknowledges the fact that Marzipan was the only girl. |
==Other Female Characters== | ==Other Female Characters== | ||
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*[[Crack Stuntman's girlfriend]] (partially unseen) | *[[Crack Stuntman's girlfriend]] (partially unseen) | ||
*[[Grandmaw Auntpaw]] | *[[Grandmaw Auntpaw]] | ||
| - | *The [[Strong Bad Classics!|Porridge Maiden]] | + | *The [[Strong Bad Classics!|Porridge Maiden]] (presumably fictional) |
=== [[Unseen Characters]] === | === [[Unseen Characters]] === | ||
| - | *[[Shut Up, | + | *The "[[Shut Up, Lady]]" lady |
*Marzipan's cousin [[Debra]] (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]]) | *Marzipan's cousin [[Debra]] (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]]) | ||
*[[Bubs]]'s first wife (mentioned in [[fan club]]) | *[[Bubs]]'s first wife (mentioned in [[fan club]]) | ||
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**[[Yonder Website Character Variations#Character 5|Character 5]] | **[[Yonder Website Character Variations#Character 5|Character 5]] | ||
*From [[Teen Girl Squad]]: | *From [[Teen Girl Squad]]: | ||
| - | **[[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] | + | **[[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] {{--}} According to The Brothers Chaps, it was the introduction of Teen Girl Squad that curtailed their efforts at creating another main-universe female character. |
**[[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]] and [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy's Friends|her friends]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Daphne|Daphne]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. Frillsneck|Mrs. Frillsneck]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Meredith|Meredith]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Kimberly|Kimberly]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Medusa|Medusa]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]] | **[[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]] and [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy's Friends|her friends]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Daphne|Daphne]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. Frillsneck|Mrs. Frillsneck]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Meredith|Meredith]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Kimberly|Kimberly]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Medusa|Medusa]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]] | ||
*From [[Cheat Commandos]]: | *From [[Cheat Commandos]]: | ||
**[[Foxface]], the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!") | **[[Foxface]], the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!") | ||
| + | **[[Blue Laser Commander]]'s Nana | ||
**[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]] | **[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]] | ||
**[[Gunhavette]] | **[[Gunhavette]] | ||
| + | *From the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] franchise: | ||
| + | **[[Cutesy Buttons]] (portrayed by Marzipan) | ||
| + | **[[Sultry Buttons]] (also portrayed by Marzipan) | ||
| + | **[[Perducci]]'s mother, Mama Perducci, and his Nana | ||
*From [[Powered by The Cheat]]: | *From [[Powered by The Cheat]]: | ||
**[[Baby Styles]] | **[[Baby Styles]] | ||
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*The [[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|little girl]] from [[A Folky Tale]] | *The [[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|little girl]] from [[A Folky Tale]] | ||
*[[Advantage]] | *[[Advantage]] | ||
| + | *The healer and the fair Maiden Ogletree from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Thy Dungeonman II|Thy Dungeonman II]], the hag from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Thy Dungeonman 3|Thy Dungeonman 3]], and Collagen's mother from the [[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]] | ||
| + | *The [[Baby Lady]] from [[Peasant's Quest]] | ||
| + | *The [[Keeper of Trogdor]] Crangolev and Galgabudge's mother | ||
=== [[Puppet Stuff]] === | === [[Puppet Stuff]] === | ||
Current revision as of 03:29, 14 January 2024
Since Marzipan is the only main character that is female in the Homestar Runner universe, characters sometimes lampshade that fact by remarking about it.
Contents |
[edit] Appearances
- Who Said What Now? — When Marzipan is clicked on, she says "I'm the only girl."
- Homestar Runner's Character Video — Homestar says he dates the only girl.
- Email marzipan — Emily, the author of the email, mentions that the only girl she's seen even near Strong Bad is Marzipan.
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — When Homestar turns into Freaky Marzipan, Marzipan says "Hooray! I'm not the only girl!"
- Why Come Only One Girl? — The entire toon and commentary explain why Marzipan is the only girl on the website. The commentary also explains The Brothers Chaps' numerous attempts at introducing another female character.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 — Bubs asks Marzipan if she can introduce him to other ladies she might know, since she isn't his type.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — Strong Bad leaves a prank call pretending to be the new girl character, "Sharpdene", who acknowledges the fact that Marzipan was the only girl.
[edit] Other Female Characters
Despite Marzipan's being the only female among the main characters, there exist several secondary characters as well as characters from other created sub-universes.
[edit] Secondary Characters
- Fraulein Pom Pom, the mother of Pom Pom (from Pom Pom, Too)
- An unnamed blonde audience member standing behind Mr. Bland in Marshmallow's Last Stand
- The Yello Dello
- Champeen (from Dancin' Bubs and Why Come Only One Girl?)
- Pom Pom's girlfriends
- The female Sad Kid
- Modestly Hot Homsar (imagined by Strong Bad)
- Pom Pom's hypothetical sister, Stella Do (imagined by Strong Bad in Family Resemblence)
- Marshie's mother (from retirement)
- Preshy, The Hurricane, and Folly, and other rejected characters (from Why Come Only One Girl?)
- Crack Stuntman's girlfriend (partially unseen)
- Grandmaw Auntpaw
- The Porridge Maiden (presumably fictional)
[edit] Unseen Characters
- The "Shut Up, Lady" lady
- Marzipan's cousin Debra (mentioned in Happy Dethemberween and senior prom)
- Bubs's first wife (mentioned in fan club)
- Bubs's sister (mentioned in Most in the Graveyard)
- Marzipan's sister (mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Humidibot's girlfriend Humidibeth (mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
[edit] Characters from Sub-Universes
- Marzipan's variations:
- From Teen Girl Squad:
- Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One — According to The Brothers Chaps, it was the introduction of Teen Girl Squad that curtailed their efforts at creating another main-universe female character.
- Mrs. Commanderson, Mrs. So-and-so-erson, Learner's Permit Girl, Mindy and her friends, Momkins, Daphne, Mrs. Frillsneck, Meredith, Kimberly, Chizuko, Medusa, Color Guard Maiden
- From Cheat Commandos:
- Foxface, the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!")
- Blue Laser Commander's Nana
- New Bad Guy Girl Character
- Gunhavette
- From the Dangeresque franchise:
- Cutesy Buttons (portrayed by Marzipan)
- Sultry Buttons (also portrayed by Marzipan)
- Perducci's mother, Mama Perducci, and his Nana
- From Powered by The Cheat:
- The female character from Dullard
- The little girl from A Folky Tale
- Advantage
- The healer and the fair Maiden Ogletree from Thy Dungeonman II, the hag from Thy Dungeonman 3, and Collagen's mother from the Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual
- The Baby Lady from Peasant's Quest
- The Keeper of Trogdor Crangolev and Galgabudge's mother
[edit] Puppet Stuff
[edit] Pseudocharacters
- Wormdingler
- Marzipan's guitar Carol
- Marzipan's microwave Mrs. Bennedetto
- Female Lappy 486
- Cardboard Marzipan
- Belinda
