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The '''[[myshopify:|Store]]''', also known as '''Homestore Runner''', is where one can buy [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] merchandise. It is also one of the main sources of income for [[The Brothers Chaps]], allowing [[homestarrunner.com]] to remain ad-free.
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The '''Stores''' are where one can buy [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] merchandise. It is one of the main sources of income for [[The Brothers Chaps]], allowing [[homestarrunner.com]] to remain ad-free. The Store is split across three separate storefront websites, each offering a different selection of products.
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Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business Ecommerence system that the [[Flash Store]] and [[Yahoo Store]] used to run on, the Shopify store runs on the Shopify store directly on the site rather than having a custom URL.  
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'''[[myshopify:|Shopify]]''', also known as '''Homestore Runner''', replaced the [[Yahoo Store]] on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the new storefront. Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business E-commerce system that both the Yahoo and [[Flash Store]]s used to run on, the store runs as a subdomain of Shopify rather than using a custom URL.
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Shopify replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the Shopify store.
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Print-on-demand platform '''[https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/ Spring]''' sells additional merchandise. This storefront is also known as '''Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe''' and was first launched in 2019<!--when exactly?-->.
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Third-party licensee '''[[Fangamer]]''' also offers a selection of original designs on their store, first available November 25, 2020.
'''Page Title:''' All Types of Crazy Crap!
'''Page Title:''' All Types of Crazy Crap!
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==Products==
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===Shirts===
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|[[Image:shirt_hrfunrun1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrfunrun2.png|150px]] ||  H*R Fun Run || Ah, Fun Runs! Remember how you had to wake up at like 6AM on Saturday and miss cartoons and all they gave you for breakfast was a banana and some GatorGum? This Labor Dabor 1 Mile Fun Run T-Shirt remembers! (Sweat stains not included)
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|[[Image:shirt_hrlogo1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrlogo2.png|150px]] ||  h*r Logo ||
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|[[Image:shirt_hrstripey1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_hrstripey2.png|150px]] || Homestar Stripey Shirt || Whoa-OOOOAAA-aaa! Homestar's swooshing all over this shirt like the outside of a 70's roller rink! Oh man! Next birthday! Roller skate party! Put it on the calendar now!
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|[[Image:shirt_itsdotcom1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_itsdotcom2.png|150px]] || It's Dot Com Shirt || Let everybody, everybody know that you know that homestarrunner.net is, in fact, dot com.
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|[[Image:JibbliesShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:JibbliesShirt2.png|150px]] || Jibblies Shirt || Give everyone else the Jibblies with this horrible t-shirt of the horrible painting from Strong Mad's closet!
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WHY IS HE HOLDING THAT TORCH?!
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WARNING: Side effects may include people actually trying to come on in here.
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== Index Page ==
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The [[NavBar]] "store" link leads to a landing page directing visitors to the three external store websites {{--}} Shopify, Teespring, and Fangamer. The three storefronts are accompanied by images of products offered.
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|[[Image:shirt_sleepyhr1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sleepyhr2.png|150px]] || Sleepy Homestar Shirt || Wake up and have a coffee with sleepy Homestar and his weird bunny(?) slippers.  
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Now you too can put cinnamon on your face to mimic an unshaven style! 
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This index page has been in place since January 26, 2021 or earlier; previously, the NavBar would simply link to the Shopify storefront. The products listed are occasionally updated to feature newer items or provide restocking information. The current version is below:
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Thanks for breaking his cow lamp!
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! width=256px|Storefront !! Pictured items
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|[[Image:shirt_recordstoreday1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_recordstoreday2.png|150px]] || Sloshy Record Store Day Shirt || Celebrate Record Store Day with this obscure Sloshy t-shirt featuring their even-more-obscure B-side-only 7-inch "B-est of B-Sides." What could be obscurier than releasing your new single on a t-shirt instead of any actual listenable media?!
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|[[Image:Sloshy T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Sloshy]] Shirt ||
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Show how much you don't really even care about Sloshy with the official band t-shirt! People will now all-the-time come up to you and go, "Slosh-aaayy!" Isn't that GREAT?!
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|[[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || STRONG BAD FULL BODY ||
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|[[Image:shirt_sbmask1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_sbmask2.png|150px]] || Strong Bad Mask ||
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! colspan=2|3 great ways to buy official Homestar Runner crap!
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|[[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Shirt ||  
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|'''Home<u>store</u> Runner'''
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Nothing says "I was in college in the early-to-mid 2000's like a shirt with everyone's favorite beefy-armed dragon.
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For board games,<br/>
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DVD's<!--sic-->, toys, and<br/>
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|[[Image:BrainkreigShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BrainkreigShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Brainkrieg]] Shirt ||  
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CD's<!--sic--> go here!
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Originally only available in 'hastily hand-drawn in paintpen on thrift store t-shirts right before our show at the Rec Center' format, now YOU can proudly wear Brainkrieg's band logo on your front portion! JUGGA JIGGA WUGGA!
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* Trogdor Shirt
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* [[Shopify Store Other Items#cd_strong_bad_sings|Strong Bad Sings CD]]
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* [[Shopify Store Other Items#trogdor_board_game|Trogdor!! The Board Game]]
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** shown with Magicks and 'Mergencies Expando Deck
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* [[Shopify Store Other Items#hsr_meeples|Homestar Runner Character Meeples]]
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* Enamel Pin Set
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|'''strong bad's<br/>specialty shoppe'''
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For apparel, mugs,<br/>
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accessories, and<br/>
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more go here!
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* Trogdor!! The Board Game
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* [[Shopify Store Clothing#socks_the_cheat_TS|The Cheat Socks]]
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* [[Shopify Store Clothing#trogdor_hoodie_TS|Trogdor Hoodie]]
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* [[Shopify Store Clothing#tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler_TS|Strong Bad Full Body shirt]]
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* [[Shopify Store Other Items#mug_raisedcoffee_TS|Homsar - Raised By a Cup of Coffee Mug]]
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* [[Shopify Store Other Items#cold_ones_pillow|Cold Ones Pillow]]
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* [[Shopify Store Other Items#strong_badia_flag|Strong Badia Flag]]
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|'''Fangamer'''
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For plushies, pins,<br/>
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t-shirts go here!
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* [[Fangamer#tshirt_double_deuce|Double Deuce shirt]]
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* [[Fangamer#pin_kick_the_can|Kick The Can Spinning Pin]]
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* [[Fangamer#pin_deleted|DELETED!! Lenticular Pin]]
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* [[Fangamer#plush_strong_bad|Strong Bad Talking Plush]]
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* [[Fangamer#tshirt_strong_badia_'94|Strong Badia '94 shirt]]
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* [[Fangamer#vinyl_strong_bad_sings|Strong Bad Sings (and Other Type Hits) Vinyl]]
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* [[Fangamer#pin_teen_girl_squad|Teen Girl Squad Lenticular Pin Set]]
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===Hoodies===
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==Products==
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Items for sale are listed by storefront:
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*'''Shopify''' products are divided by '''[[Shopify Store Clothing|Clothing]]''' and '''[[Shopify Store Other Items|Other Items]]'''
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*'''[[Teespring]]'''
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*'''[[Fangamer]]'''
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==Shopify Store Elements==
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===Banners===
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|[[Image:TrogdorHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorHoodie2.png|150px]] || Trodgor Hoodie || The crisp fall air is no match for Trogdor's world famous pullover hoodie! Pretend you are a peasant that has been burninated to a golden black! Wingaling style never looked so good!
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Our American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodie is made with 100% cotton with kangaroo pockets.
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|[[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Trodgor Zip Hoodie || Zip up that majesty! Let Trogdor's burnination (and softy fleecey whatev) keep you warm on those cool Peasantry nights! Two pockets for holding extra spinedies and consummate V's. Drawstrings for hiding your ugly peasant face inside the hood!
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Our zip up hoodie is crafted in super soft Eco-Fleece for lightweight warmth and comfort in a perfectly tailored fit.
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|[[Image:StarZipHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:StarZipHoodie2.png|150px]] || Star Zip Hoodie || Hey wow! Homestar's famous star shirt is now in zip-hoodie form! This changes everything, right? Perfect for those crisp autumnal breeze-winds! This thing will never get stuck in your craw!
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Our zip up hoodie is crafted in super soft Eco-Fleece for lightweight warmth and comfort in a perfectly tailored fit.
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|[[File:Homestar Babies Onesie.PNG]] || [[File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG]] || [[Middle School Variation|Homestar Babies]] ||
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|[[Image:shirt_bearsharkonesie1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_bearsharkonesie2.png|150px]] ||  [[Bear Holding A Shark]] Onesie || Every baby who's anybaby wants to get stole by a bear holding a shark. Make it happen for the dang kid!
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|[[Image:shirt_trogdoronesie1.png|150px]] || [[Image:shirt_trogdoronesie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Onesie ||
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|[[Image:Ev Else.PNG]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] || Give the non-sbemails some love with the first collection of Everything Else from the website!
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*Teen Girl Squad Cartoons up to #10
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*Cartoons from the Shorts Menu
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*Marzipan's Answering Machines #1 - 12
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*Puppet Stuff and Music Videos!
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*Commentaries, unreleased shorts, and Peasant's Quest outtakes!
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|[[Image:Everything_Else_2.PNG]] || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] ||
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*All the Holiday Cartoons through "Trogday 2006"
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*The Return of "Marshmallow's Last Stand" and "A Jumping Jack Contest"
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*New Cheat Commandos Interactive Game!
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*Commentaries, Unreleased Cartoons and More!
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|[[Image:Strongbad_email.exe_Disc_5.PNG]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Strong Bad Emails &mdash; Disc 5]] ||
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*Emails 131 - 160 with all the easter eggs and pop-ups<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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*One "DVD exclusive" never-before-seen email!<nowiki><br></nowiki><!--sic-->
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|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png]] || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]] ||
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20 tracks in all. Comes with color booklet and LIMOZEEN sticker to put on your crappy practice amp!
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|[[File:WaveoTShirtsBanner.png|400px|Wave o' T-shirts!]]|| August 22, 2016 - September 7, 2017
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| [[File:case_compy1.png|150px]] || [[File:case_compy2.png|150px]] || [[Compy, Inc.|Compy]] iPhone Case ||
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Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!
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Tough yet lightweight shell made of hard rubber with textured side grips and strong metal back.
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Strong Bad-proof your iPhone 4, 5*, 6, or 6+ with this image of swirly Homestar prancing all over the dang place!
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Videlectrix finally horns in on the handheld market! "Play" all your favorite "games" in 2 modes and 2 types even!!*
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|[[File:CardgageBanner.jpg|400px|Proletariat, Gelzatrude!]]|| Unknown
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|[[File:WeenStumesBanner.jpg|400px|Lazy Halloween costumes!]]|| October 5, 2017 - unknown
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|[[File:DweenGiftsBanner.jpg|400px|Decemberween Gifts!]]|| November 27, 2017 - unknown
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|[[File:BeforeDweenBanner2.jpg|400px|Orders placed now will arrive after Decemberween (Dec. 25)!]]||December 25, 2019 or earlier - April 18, 2020 or earlier
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|[[File:TeespringBanner.jpg|400px|Additional apparel, mugs, stickers, & more]]||November 8, 2020 or earlier - December 6 or later
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|[[Image:mug_raisedcoffee1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_raisedcoffee2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_raisedcoffee3.png|106px]] || Raised by a Cup of Coffee ||
 
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|[[Image:mug_crookedcop1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_crookedcop3.png|106px]] || World's Best Crooked Cop ||
 
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|[[Image:mug_trogdor1.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_trogdor2.png|150px]] || [[Image:mug_trogdor3.png|106px]] || Trogdor Mug || Drink your coffee (or tea, if you must) from a beefy-armed, wing-a-ling mug. The almighty Burninator on one side, the unmighty burninated thatch-roofed cottage on the other.
 
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In addition to the main categories at the top of the page, items have also been grouped into [[myshopify:collections|product collections]]. No special collections are currently active.
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Mom is totally gonna send you back to Sunday School when she sees Lord High Wingaling all up on your wall! No frills for r'lz! Just Trogdor in all his majesty! Burninate your bed, dorm, or rumpus room walls with this mug*!
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#cd strong bad sings|Strong Bad Sings CD!!]]
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| Senor Cardgage || Course syllabus, Mandy-perth! Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms! ||
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*[[Shopify Store Clothing#tshirt senor cardgage|Senor Cardgage Shirt]]
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|[[Image:commandos figurines small.PNG|150px|Cheat Commandos Figurines]] || Cheat Commandos Figurines ||
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| Lazy Halloween Costumes! || Can't decide what obscure popular culture reference to be for Halloween? Let us decide for you with these in-world, in-character shirts! Guaranteed to be recognized by maybe a couple people after you explain in great detail what you are dressed as! ||
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Buy all their playsets and toys! These vinyl figurines are just under 2 inches tall and ready for action! Set includes Gunhaver*, Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Reynold, and even Blue Laser Commander! (*does NOT have gun)
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*[[Shopify Store Clothing#tshirt witchs brew|Witch's Brew]]
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*[[Shopify Store Clothing#tshirt thnikkaman|Thnikkaman!! Shirt]]
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|[[Image:Figurines Set One.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]] || Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1 ||
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*[[Shopify Store Clothing#tshirt coachz|Coach Z Shirt]]
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*[[Shopify Store Clothing#tshirt scalding lake|Scalding Lake Shirt]]
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| Decemberween Gifts || Does the Homestar fan in your life suffer from Too-Much-T-Shirt-Have? Then surprise them with some non-apparel Homestar gifts this year! Figurines, phone cases, mousepads, CDs & DVDs, and mugs as far as the eye can see! ||
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#figurines set one|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]]
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|[[Image:Figurines Set Two.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner Figurines Series #1]] || Homestar Runner Figurines Series #2 ''(sold out)'' ||
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#mousepad dagron|Dagron Mousepad]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#mug raisedcoffee|Raised by a Cup of Coffee]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#dvd everything else volume one|Everything Else Vol 1 DVD]]
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Oh stamps! Here are even more figurines! This set has Homsar, the King of Town, the Poopsmith, Homestar Running (with action bush mini-extreme-playset!), and Bucket-hand/Megaphone-hand Strong Bad featuring bonus BathTime The Cheat!
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#case compy|Compy iPhone Case]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#mug trogdor|Trogdor Mug]]
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These little guys are between 2 and 2.5 inches tall made of PVC. Sculpted by our pal Rick Van Velsor.
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#cd strong bad sings|Strong Bad Sings CD!!]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#figurines cheat commandos|Cheat Commandos Figurines]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#case videlectrix|Videlectrix Fhone Machine iPhone Case]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#mug sleepyhr|Sleepy Homestar Mug]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#dvd everything else volume two|Everything Else, Volume 2]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#mug crookedcop|World's Best Crooked Cop]]
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*[[Shopify Store Other Items#case homestar|Homestar Stripey iPhone Case]]
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===Remarks===
===Remarks===
*The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © {{CURRENTYEAR}} Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
*The bottom copyright notice says "Copyright © {{CURRENTYEAR}} Homestore Runner" despite Homestar Runner trademarks and copyrights being filed under [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
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*The description for [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] copies the list of the DVD's contents from the [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments|Homestar Runner Wiki]]'s [[Everything Else]] article; as such, it refers to [[Where the Crap Are We?]] by that name, despite that name being [[wikipedia:Circular reporting|coined by the wiki]].
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===Goofs===
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*The [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] DVD description had <nowiki><br></nowiki> at the end of every line, except the last one.
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*"[[Cheat Commandos]]" was misspelled as "Cheat Commandoes".
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===Fixed Goofs===
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*The description for the [[Trogdor]] [[Store T-Shirts|T-Shirt]] did not have another quotation mark at the end of the quote.
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*The post-it on the [[Strong Bad Email Menu#Previous Menus|Compé Strong Bad Email menu]] and the DVD link on the [[Teen Girl Squad]] page on the Homestar Runner website continued to link to the defunct [[Yahoo Store]], resulting in an error.
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*"Playsets & Toys!" is a reference to [[Cheat Commandos]].
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*"Playsets & Toys!" is part of the [[Buy All Our Playsets and Toys|slogan]] of [[Cheat Commandos]].
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===Goofs===
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*The [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]] DVD description has <nowiki><br></nowiki> at the end of every line, except the last one.
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*The description for the [[Trogdor]] [[Store T-Shirts|T-Shirt]] does not have another quotation mark at the end of the quote.
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*The post-it on Strong Bad's [[Compé]] on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu and the DVD link on the [[Teen Girl Squad]] page on the Homestar Runner website still tries to direct you to the previous store, resulting in an error.
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*The [[myshopify:pages/about-us|About Us Page]], the [[myshopify:/blogs/news/12526441-first-post|Blog]], and the [[myshopify:pages/frontpage|Welcome page]] on the store have not been filled out.
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==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[[hr:store.html|View the Main Store Page]]
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*[[myshopify:|View the Main Store Page]]<br/>
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**[[myshopify:|Shopify Homestore Runner]]
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*[[myshopify:pages/customer-service|View the Customer Service Page]]<br/>
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***[[myshopify:pages/about-us|View the About Us page]]
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*[[myshopify:pages/about-us|View the un-edited About Us page]]<br/>
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***{{pl|l=https://web.archive.org/web/20190222020857/https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/pages/customer-service View a partially archived version of the Customer Service Page}}
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**{{pl|l=https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe}}
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**[[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner|Fangamer Homestar Runner Collection]]
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[[Category:Regular Updates]]
[[Category:Regular Updates]]
[[Category:Store|*]]
[[Category:Store|*]]

Current revision as of 18:18, 19 July 2023

Homestore Runner!

The Stores are where one can buy Homestar Runner merchandise. It is one of the main sources of income for The Brothers Chaps, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free. The Store is split across three separate storefront websites, each offering a different selection of products.

Shopify, also known as Homestore Runner, replaced the Yahoo Store on March 23, 2015, when most direct links to the Store were replaced to direct to the new storefront. Rather than running on Yahoo's Small Business E-commerce system that both the Yahoo and Flash Stores used to run on, the store runs as a subdomain of Shopify rather than using a custom URL.

Print-on-demand platform Spring sells additional merchandise. This storefront is also known as Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe and was first launched in 2019.

Third-party licensee Fangamer also offers a selection of original designs on their store, first available November 25, 2020.

Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap!

Contents

[edit] Index Page

The NavBar "store" link leads to a landing page directing visitors to the three external store websites — Shopify, Teespring, and Fangamer. The three storefronts are accompanied by images of products offered.

This index page has been in place since January 26, 2021 or earlier; previously, the NavBar would simply link to the Shopify storefront. The products listed are occasionally updated to feature newer items or provide restocking information. The current version is below:

Storefront Pictured items
3 great ways to buy official Homestar Runner crap!
Homestore Runner

For board games,
DVD's, toys, and
CD's go here!

strong bad's
specialty shoppe

For apparel, mugs,
accessories, and
more go here!

Fangamer

For plushies, pins,
and exclusive
t-shirts go here!

[edit] Products

Items for sale are listed by storefront:

[edit] Shopify Store Elements

[edit] Banners

Image Date
Wave o' T-shirts! August 22, 2016 - September 7, 2017
Proletariat, Gelzatrude! Unknown
Lazy Halloween costumes! October 5, 2017 - unknown
Decemberween Gifts! November 27, 2017 - unknown
PRE ORDER Between September 1 and September 29, 2018 - December 7, 2018 or earlier
Want your stuff by 12/25?December 7, 2018 or earlier - January 26, 2019 or earlier
Orders placed now will arrive after Decemberween (Dec. 25)!December 25, 2019 or earlier - April 18, 2020 or earlier
Additional apparel, mugs, stickers, & moreNovember 8, 2020 or earlier - December 6 or later
Need Decemberween gifts? Between December 6 and 13, 2022 - present

[edit] Collections

In addition to the main categories at the top of the page, items have also been grouped into product collections. No special collections are currently active.

Name Description Items
Trogdor
Senor Cardgage Course syllabus, Mandy-perth! Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms!
Lazy Halloween Costumes! Can't decide what obscure popular culture reference to be for Halloween? Let us decide for you with these in-world, in-character shirts! Guaranteed to be recognized by maybe a couple people after you explain in great detail what you are dressed as!
Decemberween Gifts Does the Homestar fan in your life suffer from Too-Much-T-Shirt-Have? Then surprise them with some non-apparel Homestar gifts this year! Figurines, phone cases, mousepads, CDs & DVDs, and mugs as far as the eye can see!

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Remarks

[edit] Goofs

[edit] Fixed Goofs

[edit] Inside References

[edit] External Links


Preceded by:
Yahoo Store 		Store Navigation
March 23, 2015 - Present 		Succeeded by:
N/A


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