Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Secret Lab in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
Secret Lab
On first arrival
- {Coach Z and Strong Bad enters. Pom Pom, as Professor Experimento, grabs a pair of safety scissors and throws it at them, but it bounces off the wall, and falls to the floor. Jump cut, and the scissors are suddenly embedded in the wall, and three other scissor-marks appear.}
- STRONG BAD: {Pulling out his nunchuck gun} Freeze, scumbag! Put down the science and get up against the wall!
- COACH Z: Hey, hey, hey! Come on, now, just everybody relax! We're here for a favor.
- {Strong Bad puts his nunchuck gun away}
After Renaldo gets kidnapped
- STRONG BAD: {walks into the room} Fire up that rocket, Professor. I need to get to the Sun!
- POM POM: {bubbles off-screen}
{The camera pans towards Pom Pom, where Marzipan is standing next to him, playing as Sultry Buttons. She is seen holding a knife close to him.}
- STRONG BAD: Sultry Buttons?!?
- MARZIPAN: {turns towards Strong Bad} Dangeresque?! I never thought I'd see you again.
- STRONG BAD: {walks up towards her} It's been a long time. Let's see, the last time I saw you was in... ummm...
- MARZIPAN: Paris. How could you forget? It was the most romantic night of my life. You gave me a beautiful Stickanee flower... {a black and white photo of her and Strong Bad standing near the Eiffel Tower appears on screen, the latter having a moustasche at the time} ...and we had our picture taken with a novelty Eiffel Tower next to the real Eiffel Tower! {The photo gets brought down.} Then you got called away to save a bus full of school children from an erupting volcano stuffed with sharks in a top secret location that you couldn't disclose.
- STRONG BAD: {sheepishly} Oh yeah! I remember coming up with that one!
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: What!? {turns to Marzipan} You stole the Ruby?! But, I need that for the rocket!
- MARZIPAN: I'm sorry. {turns away from Strong Bad} When you left me I turned to a life of crime. Now I'm stealing the world's rarest gems, starting with that Ruby! {holds up the Ruby in front of her}
- STRONG BAD: {walks up towards her} Come on, sweetheart. It doesn't have to be like this. We can be a couple again... me and you... and the Ruby... and maybe not you...
- MARZIPAN: Can the sweet talk! We're not in Paris anymore! {turns towards Strong Bad} Maybe if you gave me another Stickanee flower... too bad they are extinct! {holds up the photo along the wall of the room and pins it with her knife} Good bye, Dangeresque! Ha ha ha ha! {leaves the room}
- STRONG BAD: {turns towards Pom Pom} Are you okay, Professor? You gotta get that rocket working!
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Launch codes! I forgot, Cutesy Buttons still has them! I just need to get 'em back! And don't worry, I'll get your Ruby back too!
In extended play
- ON-SCREEN CAPTION: Bloopers: Secret Lab
- STRONG BAD: Pom Pom here is actually a classically trained Shakespearean actor, but even he had his share of flubs! Check out some of these blundered burbles.
Big Knife
- STRONG BAD: Woah! Now that's a knife! Perfect for cutting the crust off my grilled cheese sandwich! {pulls out the knife from the wall and takes the photo with it}
- POM POM: {bubbles questionably}
- STRONG BAD: I mean, when I need to hack and slash my way through mobs of reanimated rebel rhinociraptors! {looks at the knife} I think I'll call you "Stabby"! {puts the knife away}
Chalk Board
- When blank
- STRONG BAD: Eh, boxing gloves on chalk boards don't have quite the same cringe effect as fingernails.
- When written on
- STRONG BAD: The forumula ingredients are: a bubbly liquid, a flower from the rare Stickanee Tree, and some yellow hair. It's what plants crave!
Computer
- {Strong Bad goes to touch the computer}
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Fine! I didn't want to touch your stupid science any-dang-way!
Romantic Photo → Computer
- STRONG BAD: {Sticks the photo behind the computer (as though inserting it into some reader)} Let's see, just stick this in here, mash this thing, {swipes at the computer} move this little knobby, {Presses something on the computer} let stand before serving, and... ding! {Finds a game manual page} Ah-ha! So THAT'S where the Field Operations Manual for Classified Space Travel went to! A hot female robot agent must have digitized this for me here.
Experimento
In extended play
- STRONG BAD: So, you're some kind of expert on formulas now, huh?
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: What? That's not the line! What script are you reading, man?
- STRONG BAD: How's that rocket coming? I need to get to the sun!
- POM POM: {Bubbles. Background voices laugh}
- STRONG BAD: CUT!
- STRONG BAD: About those launch codes...
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: {Background voices laugh} Whoa, you can't say that! We're gonna have to bleep that one!
Experimento → Experimento → Angel
- STRONG BAD: I gotta say, you turned out okay, Experimento. At least you're not still trying to contact hot alien races in the hopes of interplanetary prom dates.
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Oh, right, that WAS me.
Experimento → Experimento → Devil
- STRONG BAD: So, I hear you've become an expert in making formulas, huh?
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: So, I guess your area of expertise is in baby formula! Right? Because you're a baby?
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: {Hands on hips} Oh, come on, you totally set me up for that one.
Experimento → Formula
- STRONG BAD: So, you're some kind of expert on formulas now, huh?
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Okay, mister {makes air quotes} "you can't take a plastic bag full of scorpions into space", what's it gonna take to get you to recreate this top secret formula for me? {Gets out the formula powder, which Pom Pom takes}
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Somebody stole a disk of important launch codes for your rocket and you want me to get 'em back? That sounds fair. You get me my formula, and I'll find your disk.
- POM POM: {Turns to the desk, and types on... something, then zips to the chalk board and writes on it, while bubbling}
- STRONG BAD: What is it? What's going on? Renaldo, what is he bubbling about?
- COACH Z: It's ingredients. He's figuring out what he needs to make the formula! {Pom Pom steps away from the chalk board. Close-up of what he's written} A bubbly liquid, a flower from the rare Stickanee Tree, and some yellow hair?
- STRONG BAD: Nice job! Looks like we'll be scouring the streets of Brainblow City tonight!
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
Experimento → Rocket
- At start
- STRONG BAD: That sure is some kind of ruby-powered rocket.
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, can it fly?
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Somebody broke in here and stole your computer disk of highly important launch codes? That's rough, man.
- After Sultry Buttons steals the ruby
- STRONG BAD: You got that rocket working yet?
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Oh right. Launch codes and a giant ruby. I'm working on it.
- After Dangeresque returns the ruby
- STRONG BAD: You got that rocket working yet?
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be finding some launch codes for you.
Experimento → Floppy Disk
- STRONG BAD: So, these launch codes, they wouldn't happen to be on a small computer disc... blue... {gestures the size with his hands} ...bout yay big?
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's what I thought.
- STRONG BAD: About those launch codes...
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: {lowers his head} Yeah, I didn't get them yet. {raises his head} I probably should have got them from Cutesy Buttons before she jumped off that helicopter.
Experimento → Ruby
- STRONG BAD: How's that rocket coming? I need to get to the sun!
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, yeah, I know. I gotta get back that ruby.
Diet Cola → Experimento
- STRONG BAD: Hey, look at that! I happen to have a carbonated liquid right here! Man, I'm good. {Gives Diet Brown to Experimento} I know it LOOKS delicious, but it tastes like one of Renaldo's old gym socks. And trust me, you do NOT want to know how I became familiar with that particular taste sensation.
- COACH Z: Okay, you got your bubbly drink, now make with the formula make... ing!
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
Floppy Disk → Experimento
- STRONG BAD: {gives the disk to Pom Pom} One disk of important launch codes for ya, el Profesor!
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Wait, you knew that Perducci had them all along? You could have told me that from the start, man!
- POM POM: {bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: {lowers and shakes his head} ...had to go to all those countries, talk to all those Strong Sads...
Nunchuck Gun → Experimento
- STRONG BAD: {Whipping out his nunchuck gun} You see this? This nunchuck gun says I mean business! And I don't mean investment banking! I mean the other kind of business you do with a firearm... just so you know.
Stickanee Flower → Experimento
- STRONG BAD: {pulls out the flower} Here it is, a one-of-a-kind biogenetic miracle flower with the potential to eliminate sickness and disease from the surface of the planet for ever and ever!
- {Pom Pom takes the flower.}
- STRONG BAD: {bossily} Now grind it into some goopy paste so that I can take it back to some nerdy dame and get myself paid!
Ruby → Experimento
- STRONG BAD: I got the ruby! {gives it to Pom Pom}
- POM POM: {bubbles curiously}
- STRONG BAD: Sultry Buttons? Nah, she's fine. She just needed a shot of Vitamin Dangeresque. {places the ruby onto the rocket}
Yellow Hair → Experimento
- STRONG BAD: {pulls out the hair} OK, here you go... {agitated} ...but man, do you know what I had to go through to snip off blondie's hair?!
- COACH Z: That's right! So... uh... how's that formula comin' there?
- POM POM: {bubbles}
After all three Formula ingredients had been obtained
- {Some laboratory sound effects are heard as Pom Pom stands over the computer, with Strong Bad watching in anticipation near him and Coach Z watching in amazement near the door. From behind the computer, Pom Pom pulls out the formula.}
- POM POM: {bubbles and puts the formula bottle down}
- COACH Z: {half-heartedly} It's the formula! He's done it, Dangeresque.
- STRONG BAD: You're okay, Experimento. Me and you... we's cool. {picks up the bottle} Let's get this crap back to Cutesy Buttons. {Camera pans towards him} To the Dangeresque cave!!... {unamused} ...I mean, office. {lowers his head} ...To my office.
Renaldo
Renaldo → Rocket
- STRONG BAD: Check out that rocket over there!
- COACH Z: Yeah, looks pretty sweet!
- STRONG BAD: Of course it does. That's because he totally stole my design! Remember, that one time, I had that dream about a spaceship that runs on tomato soup? I told you all about it!
- STRONG BAD: I still say Professor Experimento copied my idea for a rocket ship.
- COACH Z: Yeah, probably.
- STRONG BAD: Who cares if mine didn't actually fly? It had panache!
- COACH Z: Ooh, I love panache! I had some for dessert last night!
Renaldo → Formula
- STRONG BAD: Once we get the formula back to Cutesy Buttons, we're gonna be rich, and you can finally retire in style!
- COACH Z: {Folding his arms} I think I'm gonna buy me that collection of matching spandex turbans I've had my eye on!
- STRONG BAD: Okay, well, maybe you can just retire.
Renaldo → Experimento
- STRONG BAD: What are Experimento's credentials again?
- COACH Z: He's got a PhD in Formuology, an MHD in Rocket Launchology, and a TBD in Advanced Predictability!
- STRONG BAD: Well, his -ologies check out, but I still say he's sorely lacking in the -ography and -oolness departments.
- STRONG BAD: I don't like this guy, Renaldo.
- COACH Z: You're just mad because he got you kicked outta the space program back in Dangeresque 0: The Prequel Begins!
- STRONG BAD: I was gonna get to hit golfballs, baseballs AND meatballs on the moon!
Rocket Fin
- STRONG BAD: {Takes the fin, revealing it to be a game manual page} Ah, the pioneers of space travel, lovingly commemmorated here in the pages of this official space flight document! These brave astronauts are an inspiration to us all.
Ruby
- STRONG BAD: Whoa! Check out the size of that ruby!
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Don't worry, I'm not gonna steal it. I'm just sayin'... pretty big ruby.
Ruby Rocket
- STRONG BAD: Ruby-powered rocket. I ordered one of these from the back of a comic book, once. Only the ruby was plastic. And the rocket was a toilet paper roll. And the comic book was a napkin.
In extended play
- STRONG BAD: Ruby-powered rocket. I ordered—
- POM POM: {Interrupting. Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: {Stage whisper} It... it's still my line.
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
Safety Scissors
- STRONG BAD: You gotta be more careful, Renaldo. These things could have punctured your melon, and you only have two weeks till retirement. {Takes the scissors}
- COACH Z: Oh you know, you CAN squeeze my head to tell if I'm fresh!
- STRONG BAD: I did not need to know that.
Space Simulator
Starting play
- STRONG BAD: Time for a little simulated space shootin'!
- STRONG BAD: I've always wanted to simulate going into space. Let's give this heap a test drive!
- STRONG BAD: Space flight simulation. For when you can't blow that ball up that tube for long enough to be a real astronaut.
- STRONG BAD: One day in the future, when Dangeresque goes into outer space, he will kick all types of alien butt. Behold this graphical simulation!
After recovering the Ruby and Floppy Disk
- STRONG BAD: {imitates static} This is Dangeresque, ready for take off. {The screen tilts up as he imitates more static.} Lift off engaged, check. Leaving Earth's gravity, check. Depleting the ozone layer, check. Next stop, the sun!
- HOMESTAR: {voiceover, imitates static} Well, well, Dangeresque. I see that you managed to find yourself a rocket!
- STRONG BAD: That's right, Bazooka. And I'm gonna crash it right into that giant chip on your invisible shoulder!
- HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Oh, you can try, Dangeresque. But even if you get past the asteroid belt, {a clown drifts by as Homester says this} I doubt you'll be able to defeat the entire alien army that awaits you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- STRONG BAD: {strained} BAAAAZOOOOKAAAAA!!!!!!
- HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Over and outtahere! {imitates static}
- STRONG BAD: {confidently} OK, let's do this!
- {The player would then play one level of Space Circus Catastrophe at this point.}
- STRONG BAD: {after playing} Whew, that was a close one! {The Sun appears on screen.} Looks like we have arrived. Things are about to... heat up!
{The player is automatically taken to the Sun at this point.}
When rescuing performers
- STRONG BAD: You're welcome, space man!
- STRONG BAD: Gotcha!
- STRONG BAD: Rescued!
- STRONG BAD: Saved ya!
- STRONG BAD: Savin' lives and kissin' wives, Dangeresque!
- STRONG BAD: Um, are these supposed to be some kind of bubble lasers?
When shooting clowns
- STRONG BAD: Take that, dirt bag!
- STRONG BAD: Pyow pyow pyow pyow!
- STRONG BAD: Gotcha!
- STRONG BAD: FIRE!
- STRONG BAD: Bloop!
- STRONG BAD: Outta my way!
When dodging food
- STRONG BAD: Whoa!
- STRONG BAD: Ha HA!
- STRONG BAD: MOVE MOVE MOVE!
- STRONG BAD: Evasive maneuvers!
- STRONG BAD: Vroosh!
- STRONG BAD: Dodging!
- STRONG BAD: Missed me!
When using bomb
- STRONG BAD: Ka-sploosh!
- STRONG BAD: Obliterated!
- STRONG BAD: Supa-kill!
When hit
- STRONG BAD: Aww, crapsicles!
- STRONG BAD: NOOOO!
- STRONG BAD: AARRRGHHHH!
- STRONG BAD: Uh oh, that can't be good. Mayday, mayday!
Game over
- STRONG BAD: Come on! This simulation's broken! I'd be much better in zero-G!
- STRONG BAD: End simulation? But I wanna keep trekking the stars! Aw, man.
- STRONG BAD: Fine, simula-TOR. I'm done, anyway. Your reality virtually sucks!
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, simulations are fine, but when you've body-slammed robot snipers on the rings of Saturn before, it kinda just isn't the same.
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