Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)
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Revision as of 15:09, 29 October 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from House of Strong in Baddest of the Bands.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Basement
Couch
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: I haven't checked the couch for change, chips, or charred remains recently. {Checks the couch, finds pants} What's this? Nothin' says "I have no business wearing these" like leopard print pants! I may have to oil myself up just to fit in them at the photo booth!
- STRONG BAD: {Checks the couch} What's this? Nothin'.
Television
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Cool, a marathon of those depressing rockumentaries! Uh-oh, they did the inverted negative photo thing... somebody's goin' to rehab...
- {Second time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, this rockumentary's about that band, "Bigg Nife." No way! The lead singer's name isn't really "Rip Nife?" I feel so used!
- {Subsequent times}
- STRONG BAD: Do we really need a rockumantary about the guys who wrote "Left-Shift-Alt-Delete?"
Trogdor Game
- STRONG BAD: Once those replacement parts clear customs, I'll be back to burninating pesants in the comfort of my basement, the way the good Lord Trogdor intended!
Bathroom
LARP Sword
- When Strong Sad is present
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate?
- STRONG SAD: That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when--
- STRONG BAD: {interrupting} Yeah, yeah, stop talking. Can I borrow it?
- STRONG SAD: No.
- STRONG BAD: C'mon, let me borrow your wussy role-playing sword.
- STRONG SAD: Not for all the gold in Pesantry!
Mirror
- STRONG BAD: Why hello, gor-gee-ous!
Shower
- STRONG BAD: Welcome to Mildew City. Please fasten your gag reflex.
Sink
- STRONG BAD: Strong Sad keeps the sink clean enough to eat out of... which I often make him do.
Toilet
- STRONG BAD: It's a miracle the toilet is still functioning after the workout the King of Town gave it last month!
Computer Room
Light Switch
- STRONG BAD: {Turns switch off, waits, then turns it back on again}
{The first time this is done, Strong Bad finds a page of his Limozeen game manual.}
Rave Switch
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: {In rap rhythm} And now it's time for a breakdown... {Pays a techno rave} Ahh, that's the stuff.
- {Third time only}
- STRONG BAD: {Pays a techno rave} Whoa, those spinny dots are making me see things.
- {All other times}
- STRONG BAD: {Pays a techno rave}
Calendar
- Start of game
- STRONG BAD: Looks like today's the day I take my Fun Machine to Bubs for emergency repairs.
Floppy Disks
- STRONG BAD: That's where I keep all my defunct computer games. Most of them won't even run on the Lappy anymore without, like, turning off all the RAM and hitting it with a brick.
Plug
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: I think the Lappy's had enough juice for now... {Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets electrocuted} Yaaah! {Shaky voice} I guess not.
- STRONG BAD: {Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets electrocuted} Yaaah! Invigorating.
Sign
- STRONG BAD: In the time it would take me to read that sign, I could not loaf at least twice!
Stooly
- STRONG BAD: Sometimes I think the stool moves an inch or two to the left behind my back, just to mess with my head.
Lighter
- STRONG BAD: {Picks up lighter} I must have left my lighter here during last night's candlelight {smooth voice} "SBEmails After Dark" session.
Kitchen
Fridge
- STRONG BAD: {Opens/closes fridge}
Aerosol Cheese
- STRONG BAD: Sweet! A can of jalapeno-flavoured aerosol cheese! Easily one of my top five foamy orange food products ever! {Takes the can}
Microwave
- STRONG BAD: {Touches the microwave and gets electrocuted} Yaaah! Geez, think someone balled up a bunch of forks and stuck them in there... yesterday.
Cereal
- STRONG BAD: That box of Cheat Commandos-O's is gettinl a little funky, but I refuse to throw out breakfast cereals until I solve the mazes on the back.
Dead Plant
- STRONG BAD: We're keeping the rotting corpse of Charlemange around in the hopes that he'll one day rise from the grave.
Laundry Room
Box
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: {Looks under box} A "sloshy" t-shirt? Those glasses-wearing short hair-havers? I guess I'll put it in my pan-dimensional photo booth...
- STRONG BAD: Nope.
Dryer
- STRONG BAD: Last month, Strong Sad sat me down and explained the ins and outs of the "washing mashine" to me. The dry-er, however, remains as enigmatic as ever.
Pennants
- STRONG BAD: The great thing about these schools is they hand out a free diploma for every three pennants you buy!
Washer
- STRONG BAD: {Kicks washer, which runs. When done, the lid pops open and Strong Bad looks inside} Water - Successfully wasted.
Bleach → Washer
Bat Hutch → Washer
- Before bleach is put in
- After bleach is put in
Living Room
Luxa Lounger
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hmm, something's wedged in the Luxa-lounger... {reclines chair, finds shot glass} Whoa! Oh man. It's a Limozeen shot glass featuring High-Kicking Larry Palaroncini!
- STRONG BAD: {Reclines/unreclines chair}
Window
- STRONG BAD: {Shouts out the window} Good afternoon green bushes, how ya feelin!?
Outside
Mailbox
Strong Bad Emails
Band Names?
(Email 2)
(Email 3)
Strong Bad's Room
Videlectrix Poster
Dangeresque 3 Poster
Drawing Table
Metal Detector
- STRONG BAD: All right: the Taranchula Black Metal Detector, now with built-in shovel attachment!!!
Fun Machine
Strong Bad's TV
Messy Pile
Strong Sad's Room
Strong Sad
Strong Sad's Bed
Bat Hutch
Bookcase
West Is Lip Poster
Strong Mad's Room
Right Closet Door
- HORRIBLE PAINTING: Come on in here!!
- STRONG BAD: (starts flying all over the place) A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibble-jibblie (slams the door shut)
MAN, that painting is creepy!!
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