@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022

This Tweet links to Cannonmouth on YouTube.

This Tweet is a reply to the Cannonmouth Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @retroshaffer who replied to the previous Tweet and said that Matt Chapman could be heard in the video.

Video Transcript

{Cannonmouth bobs his head from side to side and opens and closes his mouth}

CANNONMOUTH: It's me, Cannonmouth!

{continues to look around}

CANNONMOUTH: {babbling}

This Tweet links to the original Get Great Crew tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @prinxeMu, who quoted the previous Tweet and was confused about it.

This Tweet quotes @taylorserena, who posted a drawing of Homestar Runner sitting on the shoulder of a Patlabor Mobile Police robot with "todaybor day is labor day" written.

This Tweet quotes @deater78, who posted a video of his homebrew Secret Collect. Atari 2600 port.

This Tweet quotes @CF_TheNewSam, who created a Strong Badman action figure out of a Marvel Legends action figure.

Video Transcript

{Dangeresque stands in from of the Gremlin facing to the left}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt

{turns to face the Gremlin}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt

{turns to face the screen}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt

{cut to Dangeresque slightly further forward, a sewer cap is looked at}

DANGERESQUE: great cap.

{the inventory is open showing a boombox, a hamburger, and a wrench. The boombox has the description "I need some tapes for this". The boombox is moved on top of the burger, which has the description "Smells/tastes like ketchup".}

DANGERESQUE: I can't use thems together.

{the boombox is dragged onto the sewer cap}

DANGERESQUE: I throwed it down the drain.

{the wrench is moused over with the description "Good for fixin' crap". The wrench is dragged on top of the burger, combining them to form a wrenchburger with the description "Probably fixes ketchup".

DANGERESQUE: Sweet! I made a wrenchburger!

{the menu is closed}

This Tweet quotes @spenceregart, who replied to the previous Tweet saying "consummate Vs not ΔVs".

This Tweet quotes @cknasaboy, who posted a picture of the logo for the latest SpaceX space station and a picture of Trogdor.

Video Transcript

{A loop of a 3D The Cheat rolling in a tire jumping over a bucket of fried chicken and going past the stop sign and cinder block, while a metal version of the Awexome Cross music plays}

This Tweet is a reply to @AutisticAndrew3, who asked how many of the Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set and Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set were left.

Video Transcript

SINGERS: Cheat Commandos figurines
It took 17 years but you've almost bought all our playsets and toys! {Cheap as Free logo appears in the top left}

Video Transcript

{Dangeresque in a crime scene with a body outline on the ground with curly fries in them. The scene is blocked off by police tape that says "Crime Scene - No Crossy".}

DANGERESQUE: Oh this crime scene's been tampered with. Was it {turns towards camera} you?

{zoom in and play music sting}

DANGERESQUE: And up to five of your friends ages 14 and up?

{cut to a file folder that has police tape on it that says "CRIME SCENE", with "DANGERESQUE" and "TAMPERER" appearing above and below it. A picture of Perducci and the DNA Evidence alongside two other file folders that say the same thing as the main one, with a boxing glove styled like a fingerprint on it}

ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer. {appears below} The party card game for guilty parties.

{cut back to Dangeresque}

DANGERESQUE: It's not a who dunnit, {takes of his cool shades and eyes the viewer suspiciously} because YOU dunnit.

{cut to a back screen that says "COMING SOON" shortly after being changed to "COMING SOON...ESQUE". "PAY AT GEN CON BOOTH 1321" appears underneath with the Greater Than Games and Homestar Runner logo under that}

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad is sitting on cardboard patterned like a stone wall as the camera slowly zooms out from his legs}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Ah, this is the life. Sittin' up here on the King of Town's castle {camera quickly zooms to show Puppet Strong Bad with a tiny head} gettin' great!

{zoom out to show Puppet Homestar with tiny legs sitting next to Puppet Strong Bad}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Boy I'll say Strong Bad, you and me are like the get great crew up here!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Total! Let's sing our theme song!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay!

{music starts playing as a cartoon moon appears in the top left corner}

PUPPER STRONG BAD AND PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: We are the Get Great Crew
Gettin' so great tonight
We're not hideous puppets
Great proportions just right

{The Get Great Crew title card appears}

ANNOUNCER: The Get Great Crew will be right back after these messages. Messages

This Tweet was pinned.

This Tweet quotes @deater78, who posted a video of a custom Secret Collect. Atari 2600 port, with the Atari Dragon on the game over screen.

This Tweet quotes @k1tkatattack, who posted a picture of clay models of Strong Sad and Homsar.

This Tweet links to Trogdor the Burninator shirt on Fangamer

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet quotes @apbohn, who posted a picture of an unlicensed shirt with a Trogdor Dungeons & Dragons parody.

This Tweet is a reply to @bucketcapacity, who asked if Strong Bad did Cameo so Strong Bad could congratulate their friends for getting married.

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This Tweet is a reply to @YoshiAngemon, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked "or did you?"

This Tweet is a reply to @apbohn, who posted a picture of an unlicensed shirt with a Trogdor Dungeons & Dragons parody.

This Tweet is a reply to @DryEraseGirl, who replied to the Six-Sadded, Die Tweet and asked if the base Trogdor!! The Board Game was available to buy.

This Tweet is a reply to @Brisco71, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Strong Bad would be selling the Magicks and 'Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game at Gen Con.

This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who replied to the Dangeresque Tweet and wanted to see a Renaldo puppet.

This Tweet quotes @DavidPCheng, who posted several AI generated image of "Strongbad and Homestar Runner rap album cover".

This Tweet links to Sibbie on Songwhip.

This Tweet is a reply to @Everynamewas, who replied to the previous Tweet wanting Song About Sibbie to be on the vinyl.

This Tweet is a reply to @Eoshel26, who posted a drawing their children made of Trogdor, saying that they completed the drawing course.

This Tweet quotes @WeyounClone, who posted a picture of a car painted like the Gremlin in Forza Horizon 5.

This Tweet quotes @ibalousmiles, who posted a cross-stitch of the Teen Girl Squad.

This Tweet is a reply to @JanelleCShane and @Pooshkidoo, the former posted the image results of putting "screenshot of a flash animation of homestarrunner" into the DALL-E AI. The latter pointing out that the AI put the sock on Homestar's head from impression.

This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, the Strong Bad Dall-E Tweet.

Video Transcript

{An AI generated Strong Bad that looks like a red ball holding an envelope}

AI STRONG BAD: Muy bad, bar bag cg

{switches to another AI generated image of a red creature holding a cellphone with an e-mail program open}

AI STRONG BAD: BALL! BALL! {pronounced baal}

{switches to another AI generated image of a red oval creature with a mouth only opening on the left in front of a computer}

AI STRONG BAD: Dalaband the wanichivv

{switches to another AI generated image of a red oval creature with a square body and round head glaring at the screen, with a computer with an envelope on it next to him}

AI STRONG BAD: Bdl! Bdl bdl bdl bdl bdl! Bdl!

{switches to another AI generated image of a red creature with a wedge shaped head floating over the body}

AI STRONG BAD: Bed in eald jof madet.

{switches to another AI generated image of a small red creature with one eye holding a black object facing a computer screen with the nonsense email on it, with the screen on fire.}

AI STRONG BAD: {reading the email} Baslo'ead. alasing xad.. Aavclte GArurgtuairlE tevel. {stops reading and looks towards the screen} I have a little remote control. {clicks the remote as the fire goes away and returns while speaking} It turns on and off the fire.

{switches to another AI generated image of a Strong Badman-like character in front of a computer. A caption at the top of the panel reads "IMA BUMLDEEN..."}

NARRATOR: In a bulding...

AI STRONG BADMAN: Stiny! Bad Mamdia! Baamacied!

{a Strong Badman comic appears titled "Thr Tolgl Adventrees oof BAAD MAMDIA" with "BAMAACIED?!" written next to the Strong Badman-like character}

{switches to another AI generated image of a hunched over red creature with a long nose and claw hands}

AI STRONG BAD: {heaving} Boad bck Hcand ba henton odclo. {looks down at his hand} I hate these magnet hands, {holds a floppy disk with his other hand} I'm always erasing my floppy diskettes.

This Tweet is a reply to @jlove1982, who posted a picture of a Blue Laser Commander figure next to a mocha.

This Tweet quotes @GrannyPlaysGame, who shared a picture of a drawing of a dragon from the Disney Channel show Amphibia that distinctly resembles Trogdor.

This Tweet quotes @wizard0rb, who drew Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too, with a binder clip on one of Dangeresque Too's shoes.

This Tweet quotes @wizard0rb, who drew Coach Z in a more detailed design, with a zipper, in two poses: one with beat up shoes, and another with a visible 5 o'clock shadow, holding mouthwash. The tweet text references These Peoples Try to Fade Me.

This Tweet was pinned.

Video Transcript

{The Blubb-O's logo on a red background}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: New at participating Blubb-O's restaurants and Fangamer.com,

{Fangamer logo and all four glasses appear}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: ...it's Homestar Runner collector's glasses. {glasses spin around} Featuring all of your favorite occasional cartoon characters:

{cut to a glass with Homestar on it}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Enjoy a refreshing glass of melonade with Homestar Runner!

{Ice appears in the glass and Melonade is poured in, while the Melonade logo comes in from left.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mouth on glass moves} {monotone, in old-style voice} I'm finally drowning in melonade! {normal voice} I've had this dream so many times!

{cut to the Strong Sad glass}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pep yourself up with Strong Sad and a cup of our Nitro Room Temperature Brew.

{logo for Nitro Room Temperature Brew appears to "fill up" while the drink is being poured into the glass}

STRONG SAD: This little scribble cloud in my thought balloon has got my torpor all in a stupor.

{cut to marzipan glass with green liquid is sloppily poured into it}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Have a... {queasy murmur} "healthy" glass of Smarty Juice {logo appears} with Marzipan.

ANNOUNCER 2: {spoken quickly, text appears with asterisk on bottom} Mrs. Pan unavailable for witty dialog due to ongoing litigation with Blubb-O's Restaurant Corporation

{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat glass}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And chug down our new Suudsu Meltshake {logo appears} with Strong Bad and The Cheat.

{gummy bears are dropped into the cup while milkshake is sloppily poured in}

STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I told you to order us a Piemonade Meltshake.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{a slice of pie is thrown at the cup, most of it missing}

STRONG BAD: Oh, the best of both woilds!

{a hand appears and scrapes the pie off the table and puts it in the cup}

STRONG BAD: Yeah that's—that's good. Just, just scrape that up there, with your hairy arm... just plop it— plop it right in.

{the liquid-filled glasses slide in from the top and bottom}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Homestar Runner Collector's Glasses. Collect them all, because you don't get a choice!

{"*GLASSES NOT SOLD SEPARATELY" slides in from the left}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Also from Fangamer.com:

{cut to a scene from Teen Girl Squad Issue 1}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK—

{the Teen Girl Squad stationery redesigns cover the girls, knocking them down}

ANNOUNCER STRONG BAD: MERCHANDiE!!... 's'd

{cut to Teen Girl Squad stationery}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Teen Girl Squad Stationery!

{cut and pan down one of the notepads}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Notepads,

{cut to the other notepad, then cut to the stickers and tape}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Stickers and washi tape,

{cut to close up of the tape, the cut to the pencils}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pencils,

{cut to Post-It page markers}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And these little... bookmark-y... strip things. I dunno what you'd— I don't know what they're for either.

{cut to all products on a red background}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Collector's glasses and stationery. Nei—neither of these things are edible!

{cut to Blubb-O's logo}

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: {appears in speech bubble}Offer not malleable in all 50 steaks. Remember to tape it to your forehead.

This Tweet quotes @FromHonalee, who painted a mortarboard to be like lined paper and say "it's over!" on it.

This Tweet links to It's Its! on YouTube

This Tweet is a reply to @philrynda, who said "Its. So. Good." about the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

This Tweet is a reply to @cytoons, who drew fan art of Homestar Runner, The Cheat, and a toy Drive-Thru Whale at a Sweet Puttin' Cakes arcade.

This Tweet is a reply to @CheeseBarnacle, who wanted the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu to be more mobile friendly.

Video Transcript

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

They make fun of me (in my dreams)
My Strong family (and The Cheat)
I stay in my room (where I feel free)
To rock it quietly (and now)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

{guitar solo}

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

This Tweet is a reply to @joshuamartian, who replied to the previous Tweet asking about international shipping.

Video Transcript

See Expando Deck Promo

This Tweet is a reply to @JonLipe, who replied to the previous Tweet quoting the character in question and making him say "jorb".

This Tweet quotes @KenJennings, who joked that if Better Call Saul really took place in 2004, it would reference Homestar Runner.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @generalvash, who replied to the previous Tweet and said they ordered the Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits Vinyl from Fangamer and got their order canceled and refunded.

Video Transcript

See Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser

This Tweet quotes @jeriellsworth, who posted a laser engraving machine engraving Trogdor into a piece of metal.

This Tweet quotes @lightmanx5, who posted a paver with Strong Bad's face drawn on it in chalk.

Image Transcript

STRONG BAD PAVER: YOUR YARD A SPLODE

This Tweet quotes @deater78, who posted a Lemmings mod where they put in Strong Bad's head, Taranchula, Homestar and Frank Bennedetto from the Email army, Bubs' Concession Stand, and Trogdor burninating a cottage.

This Tweet is a reply to @SmallBuStudio, who posted a picture of a plush doll of a character called Daffodil.

This Tweet quotes @QuirkyRides, who posted a picture of a 1970's Volkswagen Phoenix that looks like the paint on the Basement of the Brothers Strong.

This Tweet quotes @leepetty, who drew the art for the vinyl release of Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits, saying one of his favorite pieces of art was the art he made for the record and that he wanted to show "Strong Bad's classy side".

This Tweet is a reply to @D_Train2002, who replied to the parenting Flash version Tweet and asked if there was a way to watch it after the death of Flash, since it wasn't working.

Video Transcript

STRONG BAD: Whoa, it's like you peeled off my face and stretched it across this frame! Or under one of those glass display cases depicting a prime specimen. Here we see the {"fig1a:" appears at the bottom, and the words spoke appear} fortis malus luctatio. Which was known for catching its prey by regurgitating its own style.

{cut to the Strong Bad cross-stich hanging from a tree}

NARRATOR: Yes, it's the fortis malus luctatio.

{zooms into the cross-stitch}

NARRATOR: Colloquially known as Strong Bad, who's known at times to regurgitate its own style. Don't ask me to explain what that means, 'cuz I'm just really tired, and I'd like to have a lie down.

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This Tweet links to Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits vinyl on Fangamer

This Tweet is a reply to @quiksotik, who replied to the album Tweet and said that they couldn't find a link to the Strong Bad Sings vinyl.

This Tweet is a reply to @nicknichols2049, who asked if they could get an STL of Gankroar from Two More Eggs.

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This Tweet is a reply to @MonkeyDLandon, who replied to the album Tweet and said that they were still waiting for the Limozeen album.

This Tweet is a reply to @LevertBurtmore, who replied to the Marzipan Beef Reverser update Tweet and said that the in-game text saying to finish with full health was helpful.

This Tweet is a reply to @SoundwaveSC, who replied to the previous Tweet saying there isn't a studio version of Everybody to the Limit.

• The link given leads to the 404 page. The correct link is old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Everybody%20to%20the%20Limit.zip.

This Tweet is a reply to @johnbowman, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the game could be played on a Sidekick.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

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Video Transcript

{Strong Bad and Strong Sad are in what appears to be Homestar Runner's living room. Strong Sad holds the vinyl in front of a bookshelf with a record player on it, while Strong Bad looks over the vinyl.}

STRONG BAD: {pointing at the record and turning his head to inspect it} Whoa, it's like the record was made with the splattered barf of Trogdor's enemies.

This Tweet was pinned.

Video Transcript

ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {with a lisp due to his large pointy teeth} Hey kids, remember me? I'm back in stock!

{zooms out to show the entire album art}

NARRATOR: That's right. Strong Bad Sings on vinyl is back in stock.

{the vinyl comes out of the album case, with "BACK N' STOCK!" at the top right corner, and the Fangamer and Cheap as Free logos in the bottom left and bottom right corners respectively.}

ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {cut to zoomed in album art} Now just let me back into your heart. {smiles} Hee!

{zoom back out to full album art and vinyl}

NARRATOR: {top right text replaced} Oh man!! {Fangamer logo replaced} No way. {Cheap as Free logo replaced} No way at all. There's gotta be some consonant clusters that are really difficult to pull off with a mouth like that.

ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {cut to zoomed in album art} Look for the record with me on the cover!

This Tweet is a reply to @OneAndOnlyDanky, who said that the page for the email parenting doesn't have the toon on it.

This Tweet quotes @xjennersonx, who posted pictures of her arm with tattoos of Homestar Runner characters on it.

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This Tweet is a reply to @mririgo, who quoted the previous Tweet and was excited that Strong Bad answered his email.

This Tweet is a reply to @Circadian_Alt, who was asking Strong Bad for a sleeveless Tee of Homestar's star shirt.

This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Pin Sets on Fangamer.

This Tweet is a reply to @BowserSlayer87, who replied to the promo Tweet asking if Strong Bad considered making character pins.

This Tweet is a reply to @James_Dz, who replied to the previous Tweet and posted a picture of themselves with a Homestar Runner shirt in Antarctica.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @James_Dz, who replied to the previous Tweet showing that the code was invalid.

This Tweet is a reply to @LJHouser0113, who replied to the bonus level restore Tweet, asking for new information on the update.

This Tweet links to the Trogdor Boardgame mod on Steam Community.

This Tweet is a reply to @Flashn00b, who replied to the Trogdor! The Board Game restock Tweet and asked if there's Tabletop Simulator DLC for Trogdor! The Board Game.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to the patch Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @Shennanigma, who replied to the patch Tweet and posted the itch.io webpage with a Kernel Panic error screen from the game, asking if it was good.

This Tweet is a reply to @cartoonmoo, who replied to the patch Tweet and posted a Kernel Panic error screen from the game, asking if it was the bonus stage.

This Tweet is a reply to @Echowake, who replied to the previous Tweet and posted a Kernel Panic error screen from the game, asking if they won.

This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, who posted an AI-generated sentence about a "Burnination Utopia".

This Tweet is a reply to @hhershock, who replied to the Diaper Sunrise Tweet saying that her daughter keeps wanting to watch the video again after being shown it.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad mentions his "dumb animal character friends".

This Tweet quotes @lavenderwhimsy, who posted a picture of a Strong Bad needlepoint.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @paulandstorm, who retweeted a Tweet from @cinemashoebox showing the emblem of the Peterson-Schriever Garrison command of the United States Space Force, and asked if Strong Bad designed it.

This Tweet quotes @MrsWeirdFriends, who posted a picture of a Li'l Brudder plush doll they made.

This Tweet was pinned.

Video Transcript

See Diaper Sunrise

This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who replied to the previous Tweet and was surprised to see Strong Bad using Zalgo text.

This Tweet is a reply to @woodrowwhite, who posted a picture of a realistic-looking Homestar Runner.

This Tweet quotes @alyshaba, who posted a picture of a group of people dressed as the Teen Girl Squad, with a shopping cart styled after notebook paper that has the Arrow'd Guy coming out. The person dressed as The Ugly One is holding a Miller High Life.

This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who posted a picture made on Moto Note of Strong Bad's reply to his reply from the previous year asking about Sbemail 209.

This Tweet is a reply to @jakewc233, who said they couldn't progress past the title screen of Trogday Micro Game.

This Tweet is a reply to @2WayIntrsctn and @maplesbian, the former of whom replied to the Trogday Tweet asking for it to be played on a real Game Boy Color, and the latter showing the game on real hardware.

This Tweet is a reply to @spinning_ebooks, who replied to the Trogday Tweet and reported a bug that if the player burninated the same cottage over and over, they could get to the Kerrek fight.

This Tweet is a reply to @DowntownBr2, who quoted the previous Tweet and said they would be playing Trogday Micro Game until 3 A.M.

This Tweet is a reply to @wizard0rb, who sent a picture of Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Pan Pan in a style reminiscent of the Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic.

This Tweet is a reply to @LadyStardust41, who made a shirt with Strong Bad's face spray painted on the front and "STRONG BADIA POP: TIRE" on the back.

This Tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who pointed out that homestarrunner.com was still using an outdated version of Ruffle at the time, and that newer versions allow for embedded video playback.

This Tweet quotes @mausmoto, being the same Tweet from the previous reply.

This Tweet is a reply to @mausmoto and @HeadZonkStudios, the former of whom posted a video of 3D Sierra Entertainment-style graphics, while the latter suggested a Peasant's Quest remake in this style.