8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Peasantry in 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
Peasantry
- {First time only}
- {Strong Bad materializes in sprite until he is back to his old self. He looks around at Peasantry. Off to his side, but unnoticed by him, is the King of Town with an Atari scorpion tail}
- STRONG BAD: Check this place out! I'm in a video game! Oh, man, does that mean I can bash stuff with my head to find coins?
- {He goes over to a tree and bashes his head on it, only to hurt it}
- STRONG BAD: Ow! Guess not.
Rather Dashing
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, it's Rather Dashing, star of Peasant's Quest! Looking blocky and pixely as ever, Rath. Say, I always wanted to ask: what's up with the short pants?
- RATHER DASHING: {text displayed like in the actual game} These things are incredibly comfortable! I'd like to see you GET ROCK or THROW BABY while wearing long pants.
- STRONG BAD: Fair enough. Hey, I need your help.
Rather Dashing → TrogSword
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Where can a peasant brother lay his hands on a TrogSword? I got Trogdors to smite!
- RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} Well, normally it's on display at the Inn, right here in Peasantry. But recently a strange burst of energy swept the sword away to a foreign land of floating platforms and slightly higher resolutions! Soon after, another stranger looking quite a bit like yourself, visited Peasantry asking each of us for a challenge!
- STRONG BAD: Wait... no! Stinkoman?! My favorite Japanese cartoon video game version of me? I love that guy!
- RATHER DASHING: He desired a challenge, so I sent him on a quest to retrieve our sword back from whatever strange realm it ended up in! I assume he's still there, for he has not yet returned.
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