8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough
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Walkthrough
House of Strong
We pick up right at the very end of the previous episode. Strong Bad, jumping away from the protesters, accidentally hits the Trogdor arcade machine... which suddenly grows legs and a beefy arm! That can't be good! Well, that's what everyone who's not Strong Bad thinks; he thinks it's a riot!
- Go upstairs. You can find the Metal Detector in Strong Bad's room.
- And even though you gave it back to him in Homestar Ruiner, Homestar's cell phone is in the pile formerly known as Strong Bad's bed.
- The Cheat is here too. He wants to play his Gel-arshie-based licensed game. Strong Bad is quick to hypocritically remind him that licensed games suck.
- Talk to Strong Sad. He'll say that he tricked the Trogdor arcade outside. Ask him about it and he'll mention calling Videlectrix's support line for advice. He'll also give you the key to the cabinet.
- Oh, but the cell phone won't work indoors due to lousy reception or broken antennae or something, so you can't place that call just yet.
- Walk outside and the Trogdor arcade cabinet will run away! You'll chase it to the field.
The Field
Strong Bad marks the arcade cabinet's location on his map. You can still get all the usual Field locations by running around, though.
- Examine the field and it'll punch Strong Bad out. Strong Bad will recall Strong Sad remarking that only an idiot would take on a living Trogdor arcade cabinet alone! On cue, Homestar shows up in Strong Badia.
- Talk to Homestar and he'll mention that he's missing his lucky quarter. He won't help deal with the arcade cabinet without it. Perhaps you have something that can detect metal objects conveniently on your person?
- Use the metal detector and walk up to Homestar. You'll find something! Homestar will move away so you can find it better... and then the signal dies. Turns out Homestar swallowed it. However, he denies this, and he takes the metal detector from you to show you how he'll find it! He wanders up to the arcade cabinet, predictably gets punched, and the quarter flies out of his guts and into Strong Bad's glove. And the metal detector breaks.
- Give Homestar the quarter and he'll agree to help you.
- Give Videlectrix a call on Homestar's cell. They'll drop a box with a new logic board next to Bubs' Concession Stand.
- Collect the logic board.
- Use the key on the arcade cabinet to open it, and the logic board in order to get it working again.
Videlectrix will call back while you're in the middle of this. They'll say not to install the circuit board in the presence of something exposed to radiation. Oops, Homestar was exposed to radiation when the metal detector was used on him. The whole world ripples, Trogdor breaks free from the arcade cabinet, Strong Badia is burninated to the ground, and the 8-bit world is seeping into Free Country USA! And worst of all, Homestar keeps popping up in little boxes to give you useless advice and spam! Guess you're going to have to figure something out now. Homestar recommends getting into the game to solve this.
- Enter the hole in the arcade cabinet.
Videlectrix Hub
You can access various Videlectrix games here. Homestar recommends Peasant's Quest.
- Try to enter Peasant's Quest. A copy protection voice will tell you that you can't enter without telling it Paul Revere's favorite ice cream flavor, using a giant wheel to help you, as suggested in the manual, and with the help of red cellophane glasses. You have neither the manual nor the glasses, and you're not gonna get it by guessing, so no entry. Homestar says that you can use the ghosts that have invaded the House of Strong for advice.
- You won't be able to enter Trogdor, because Trogdor's not there. Nor will you be able to enter Stinkoman, as it's region-locked.
- Strong Bad will outright refuse to enter Space Circus Catastrophe, but doing so will add the Dancing Bear to your party. You don't need him, but the more, the merrier!
- You CAN enter Gel-arshie's game and Halfathlon, but for now, let's go to the House of Strong.
House of Strong
The place is swarming with redcoat ghosts!
- Enter and Strong Bad will be kicked out. He needs the light gun that's supposed to be used with this game in order to go on.
- Let's try the Field now.
The Field
All sorts of weird things are taking place around here!
- Check the Cool Car and you'll find the Snake Boxer snakes. You'll carry them around.
- Find the Algebros on the Brick Wall, and they'll agree to join you. Like the bear, you don't need them, but who are you to complain?
- Walk near the Whale and Limozeen's tour bus will crash near you. They need professional help to get moving; remember that for later.
- What you're really looking for, though, is Bubs' Concession Stand. Marzipan has confused herself with
Donkey KongLady Cave Ape, has abducted Bubs, and is throwing crates everywhere. Examine her and she'll throw a crate at an unusual bush sitting nearby. This opens up a new area! - Follow the path Marzikong just opened to see what's behind it.
Crates
Why, it's a giant pile of crates!
- The Poopsmith is here, but he thinks he's Mr. Fixit from some game or another. You can ask him for help, but he'll simply hold up a strange-looking sign with little black circles on it. He also has an empty bucket labeled "Rivets" next to him.
- Walk toward the left side of the screen and you'll almost trip over Boxer Joe, the star of Snake Boxer! Talk to him after this and he'll join you.
- There's also a conspicuous crate here. Strong Bad will be unable to open it on his own, but with repeated attempts, Homestar will pop up to point out that, if you were a video game character, you could just PUNCH it open! And you have a boxer on your team, but punching crates isn't his style. If only there was some way to convince him...
- Use the snakes on the crate, and then Boxer Joe. He'll punch the crate while trying to hit the snakes, revealing the light gun! Take it.
- By the way, you can use the same Snake-and-Boxer-Joe technique to open other crates, like the one near the Concession Stand. Do this to get (something).
- Back to the House of Strong.
House of Strong
- Use the Light Gun to arm yourself and enter.
The American ghosts will tell you to bring them the items they lost. Each one will ask for the item in riddle form. Meanwhile, use your light gun to keep the redcoat ghosts at bay. Hover near them to push them back, or fire a shot to light up the area significantly and scare them away, but you won't be able to move. You'll be kicked out if you get caught!
- There's a feather in Strong Bad's room, a... thing in Strong Sad's room, and a lantern in Strong Mad's room. Collect them all!
- The one in Strong Mad's room wants a quill (the feather.)
- The one by the basement door wants a teabag. That's the thing from Strong Sad's room.
- Downstairs, you'll find a key and a ghost who wants the lantern. Give it to him and he'll reveal that he's Paul Revere, but he disappears before telling you his favorite ice cream flavor. Whoops...
- The ghost in the computer room wants the key. Give it to him and the house will light up and the redcoats will be gone!
- While here, you can try the Gel-arshie game The Cheat wanted to play earlier. You probably won't get far though.
- Maybe you should have another look at that wheel. Head to the Videlectrix Hub.
Videlectrix Hub
- If you examine the wheel, you'll find that all the Revolutionists' ghosts have the items they were looking for, making it easy to match them with their items... but it's not enough, because you still can't read the red-print-obscured solutions that they're hiding.
- Hmm... Gel-arshie is red and transparent. Let's check out his game.
Gel-arshie Game
Well, actually, you're backstage, as the game is running on your FunMachine but no one's playing it. Whatever, Gel-arshie is still here.
- Talk to him, and he'll say that he won't leave until someone reaches the "kill screen" in his game. Homestar will ask what this is, and Strong Bad will explain that, if you get too high of a score in some games, the game crashes or glitches, resulting in the kill screen. But the game's too hard as is, so you'll have to simplify it somehow.
- The villain's gun is loading up pineapples, which Gel-arshie must avoid in-game. Next to it are the red power-ups that Gel-arshie needs to collect... and a convenient lever. Pull the lever and the gun will start loading up the power-ups! That should help!
- Furthermore, make the game even easier by setting it to "hard" mode with the slider near the villain's sprite. This will make him fire a ludicrous number of "pineapple slices"... only not, since you already switched it over to shooting the red fruit instead.
- Head back home to test your modified game.
House of Strong
- Play the FunMachine. The game is extremely easy now, and you'll likely reach the kill screen really quickly. Gel-arshie will then pop out of the television screen and agree to join you as a reward for your (not-so-)hard work! Maybe now we can get into Peasant's Quest!
- Head back to the Videlectrix Hub.
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