Parents
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Although most of the characters' parents are never seen, they are sometimes mentioned.
At the Flashforward 2006 Seattle public appearance, The Brothers Chaps revealed that emails they receive asking about the characters' parents are one of the groups of emails that are virtually certain not to be answered.
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Appearances
Homestar Runner
- Homestar's Yearbook — Homestar says, "Sign my yearbook! But don't use any swears, because... my mom reads it."
- Theme Song Video — One of the lyrics to the song is "Homestar Runner, mom and dad".
The Brothers Strong
- Homestarloween Party — Strong Bad admits that his mom helped him with his costume.
- The Secrets That I Keep — The birthday card Strong Bad gave Strong Sad has "mom says I have to make you this kard [sic]" written in it.
- Email cheatday — The Cheat reads one email asking what The Brothers Strong's parents looked like, but he responds by threatening to gnaw the email sender's face off (which apparently is his response to every email).
- The Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005 — Joe from Pomona, California asks Strong Bad why we never get to see his parents. The question angers Strong Bad. Strong Bad later warns the host Kevin Pereira to never talk about his mom.
- Email the facts — Strong Bad tells Strong Mad to be quiet because Mom said baby Strong Sad is sleeping.
- Email the chair — After ripping his face off, Strong Bad holds up an alleged picture of his parents, although it is obscured by the new high-backed chair. However, using a flash decompiler reveals that the picture is blank except for the message "nice try dodongo".
- Email slumber party — Strong Bad mentions that Strong Sad used to get picked up early from the slumber parties they used to have in their own basement because he misses his mom.
- Email mini-golf — When the Drive-Thru Whale says, "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am," Strong Bad asks, "Did you just tell my mom to pour gravel on her stump?"
- Email environment — Strong Bad is seen typing up a list of mother-approved synonyms of "butt".
Other Main Characters
- Old Characters Page — The King of Town's bio states that he is Marzipan's father. However, it is the only such reference on the site, and The Brothers Chaps have since reported in interviews (such as the Club Aquatica interview) that this was an idea they had early in the site's development but have since abandoned.
- Pom Pom, Too — Pom Pom's parents are seen in a photo.
- Email pom pom — Strong Bad writes a letter to Pom Pom's parents, addressing them as "General and Fraulein Pom Pom".
- Email interview — While demonstrating what an interview with Homsar would be like, Strong Bad as a Homsar puppet says "I was raised by a cup of coffee!"
- Email fan club — Homsar's parents are shown in an Easter egg: a Chipwich and a cup of coffee.
- Homestar Presents: Presents — Coach Z pretends to be talking to his parents on a disconnected phone.
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Coach Z thinks Strong Bad is dressed up as Coach Z's hot mom.
- Fan Costumes '06 — Strong Bad thinks one of the costumes looks like The Cheat's hot mom.
- Weclome Back— Strong Bad says, to a gathering of main characters, but to no one in particular, "What am I, your dad?"
Minor Characters
- Email army — Homestar tells Mrs. Bennedetto that her son, Frank, died in battle.
- The Li'l Brudder Show — Li'l Brudder's parents are shown to be a unicycle and a dog.
- Let us give TANKS! — Reynold says that he is going to his parents' house for Thanksgiving.
- Email hygiene — Gene's "young and hot" mother buys his clothes, and lets him take the boat out when she has a headache.
Teen Girl Squad
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 — Cheerleader has "cool parents!"
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 — Olda boy 2 says "I miss my mom!"
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — The Ugly One's father, Manolios Ugly One, is seen.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 — Tompkins's mother, Momkins, is seen. At the end, Timkins points at one of the policemen and says, "You're not my real father!"
Other Relatives
- Decemberween Teen Girl Squad — What's Her Face "wants a new stepdad!"
- Email Family Resemblence — Strong Bad tries to envision Pom Pom's family "resembling" him (at least, to the same extent that Strong Bad's brothers resemble himself).
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 — So and So's stepmom tells the girls to "Shut your yaps!" Afterwards, she pours ranch dressing on The Ugly One.
- Email alternate universe — Senor Cardgage wants to adopt Strong Bad, but Strong Bad disappears before he can do so.
- Email secret recipies — Strong Bad and Homestar reference several (possibly and/or definitely made-up) relatives: Strong Bad's "Great Uncle Pawdabber", his "Crazy Aunt Eulatherm", his mystifying "Poopaw", and Homestar's (definitely non-existent) "Stupid Uncle Egg".
- Happy Hallow-day — Homestar Runner reminisces about pushing his grandma on a wheelchair through "the old town". This (most likely false) memory is stimulated by Coach Z's unrealistic broken-wheelchair-on-cobblestone sound effects.
- Email looking old — Strong Sad mistakes Strong Bad for their great-grandmother after he gets a "lace-lift".
- Email more armies — The On Point Kings' brochure mentions The Cheat's sister as one of their clients.
- Happy Dethemberween — Marzipan reminds Strong Bad that The Decemberween Thnikkaman is not better than her "hot cousin" Deborah.
- Email bedtime story — Strong Bad says that he is The Cheat's "Dadbysitter".
