User:Kanjiro
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About me
Hello, I am Kanjiro, I first found out about homestarrunner.com because of my friends. There were watching Dragon and said it was the coolest thing ever. So i watched it. I was impressed. At first i thought it was some sort of funny one time video that would blow over in a couple of weeks, but then i discovered the entire site! To think all of these toons, games, emails, and even a store! was running through my head at the moment. After watching a couple more emails, then some toons, and then looking at the characters page, then finally playing a game, computer lab time time was over, and had been for fifteen minutes, then we all got detention. Oh, the memories. About two weeks later, i got a new mac. The first thing i had to do was bookmark homestarrunner.com (actually i had to write a report, but, yaa.) So I typed into google "homestar" then popped up the following:
- win a free ringtone game thing
- homestarrunner.com
- homestar runner wikipedia
Guess which one i chose, thats right, the... win a free ringtone game thing! I tazered that gnome like 12 times! Then i won a free ring tone. Then i went to homestar runner wikipedia! Then things happened that i don't want to type, and here i am today! I have seen every toon, played every game, and watched every email!
Things I like
Here are some things i like that are related to homestarrunner.com
- Favorite emails: Virus, Retirement, caffeine, and the rest of the lappy emails.
- Favorite toons: DNA evidence, all of the cheat commandos, and strong bad is in jail cartoon.
- Favorite shorts: senor mortgage, experimental film, drive-thru, one two, one two
- Powered by the cheat: all of them
- Puppet stuff: don't like them
- Favorite Holiday toons:Homestarloween Party, Decemberween In July, Senorial Day, Fall Float Parade
- Favorite Games:stinkoman 20x6, peasant's quest (beat it!), thy dungeonman 3
- Favorite Quotes:
Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
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Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
download (mirror)
Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
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Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
PC Mac (mirror)
Here are some things i like that are not related homesatrrunner.com or the wiki.
Music
- They might be giants
- Beatles
- Jetro Tull
- Weird Al
- U2
- led zeppelin
TV
- Anime such as Bleach and Naruto (from the internet)
- 2 shows on fox (I like all of the fox shows on Sunday night)
- 4 discovery channel shows
- 4 Disney channel shows
- Jeopardy, late night talk shows, and My name is Earl.
- 3 adult swim shows
- 2 comedy central shows
Websites
- I pretty much spend all my time on the internet here. Which is all of my free time. I wish i had a life.
Weekly
Every day (or whenever i get around to it) I'll bring you something new, like a new Question of the week on saturdays. The schedule is the followin': Character-updated Wednesdays, picture-Thursdays, article-Fridays, Question-Saturdays, Facts-Sunday, person-Mondays, Quote-tuesdays. Feel free to give me suggestions for future thing of the week on my talk page. Also on my talk page you can answer the Question of the week, if you get it right, I'll post you as a winner and consider putting you as a future person of the week.
The Simpsons related Question of the week
Q1: What was the name of Marge's childhood pet hamster?
Answer on my talk page. If you win you get this userbox:
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Character of the week
Sticklyman is featured in the 20X6 style short "Under Construction". He is a parody of the stick figure found on the "Under Construction" logo seen on many unfinished web pages. Sticklyman has some martial arts skills (possibly a parody of the Xiao Xiao flash cartoons) and wields his weapon of choice (his shovel) effectively, but is still no match for Stinkoman.
Sticklyman's primary occupation (when not challenging) is shoveling pudding.
Facts of the week
- The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters
- A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber
- Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying
- A snail breathes through its foot
- Fish cough.
Picture of the week
Bubs: "Havin' freakishly long arms? That ain't very ladylike!
Article of the week
The Heavy Lourde is an extremely large weight that drops on various characters. The most frequent victim of this weight is Homsar. In French, "lourde" means "heavy", making the name redundant.
This gag is perhaps spoofing Monty Python's Flying Circus, which had a similar running gag with a weight that said "16 TONS" on it.
The bilingual labeling on the weight may refer to the multi-lingual labeling of items required in Canada and becoming more prevalent in the United States since the advent of NAFTA. Labeling like this also occurs on Air France flights between the U.S. and France. When a bag is over a certain weight, a label is added to the bag saying "Heavy Lourde" on two lines in the same way it appears on the large weight.
In the FAQ, a similar weight (labeled "1 TON") appears in the activity on the last page. Also, in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4, What's Her Face is squashed by a similar weight reading "NO Pounds".
Quote of the week
Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}
Download? (mirror)
Person of the week
If you happen to be the person of the week, please copy the user box below to the top of your userbox to show you have been Kanjiro's person of the week. ( To get to be person of the week, I must think you are cool, or you have had to of help me out somehow.)
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This week's person of the week:
There you have it. Someteen Days of Glory! And after the closimonies, most winners immediately begin filming product endorsements while their names are still fresh in our minds...
I am Pom Pom, hear me roar... err... bubble. Bubbly bubble.
Take your quiz today!
Homsarmy
Hello and welcome to the Homsarmy! The Homsarmy is a group i made up because I got bored... If you like Homsar and his antics, please join. All you have to do to join is tell me on my talk page and gett me some cool picture or thing shown below, it's that easy! If you do happen to join please copy the userbox below to your own userbox:
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Recruits: Kanjiro 
talk (General), Homestar-Winner (talk) (Brigadier), 
Sam the Man 
(colonel),
Slipknot6477 (Lieutenant Colonel), 
Super Martyo boing! (Major),
Geoblu2
(Captain), Super!SantanaDuper! (Lieutenant),
Our first order of business:
Tell Tubbs we just lost our jengajam.
Things
Here's some things people have given me because I let them be part of the homsarmy.
Man! I'm getting a lot of cool stuff, starting this club was a great idea!
Things i got:
- Two things of melonade
- Bubs concession stand
- The cheat
- Homsar's bowler hat
- The warm feeling i get when strong bad gets put in jail
- (That's for dropping the heavy lourde on the master!)
- The cheat bot
- Super Martyo's guitar
- A King Bubsgonzola Poster! 譲歩の人!
Something Cool
Cool, isn't it!
Contributions
I don't do a lot of stuff on this wiki, but on about 15 emails, I put "at the end" at least twice in there easter eggs. I'm pretty much the "at the end™∞" master. That's right, I even trade marketed it. And put the infinity sign after it... I don't know why i did that... or how i did it? (If your wondering why it's not in my contributes, i did a lot of them as an ip.)
Thank you
Thank you for visiting my page!
