Cheerleader

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Cheer on Cheerleader
Teeny Tiny Cheerleader (not really)
In color!!!
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With a mustache!

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Biography

Cheerleader is the de facto leader of the Teen Girl Squad whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. She may be seen as a critique of the "popular" teenage girl - hence, she obsesses about her appearance (specifically fashion) and focuses her energies on dating older or popular boys.

She leads the Teen Girl Squad with her shrill, domineering manner. While the other members of the Squad usually follow her without question, they consider her leadership opressive. After her demise shortly into Teen Girl Squad Issue 9, the rest of the squad was overjoyed and cheered, "We're free! The tyranny is over!", as they were now free to follow their own pursuits.

Cheerleader's trademark is her dress, which sports a different saying in every episode. Most sayings indicate either her puerile nature (li'l brat), vanity (2 cute) or her ongoing search for boys (boy monger).

Like the rest of the Squad, Cheerleader often meets a gruesome or unexpected end. She does not always die, however: she was the sole surviving member in the first issue and was nearly the sole survivor of Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but was apparently eaten "off camera" by the shark at the end of the toon.

Finally, despite her boy mongering, Cheerleader has of yet failed to successfully date someone. When she tried to ask the Quarterback out in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4, she was CEREBELLUM'D. In Teen Girl Squad Issue 5, she was SAILING MISHAP'D! after she yelled at the olda boys for correctly thinking she was the same age as So and So. The trend continues in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, where her attempts to flirt with a trio of Scots only results in her being CABER-TOSS'D.

Remarks

Pre-K Version

Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in Teeny Tiny Girl Squad was the chubby foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).

Text on Shirts

Defining Traits

  • Is a cheerleader (obviously), and has the spirit of one
  • Has had a growth spurt
  • Is boy-crazy
  • Has cool, rich parents
  • Wears a two-piece
  • Wants a pony
  • Listens to the top 40 hits
  • Was fat as a toddler
  • Has a backyard pool
  • Wears groovy grapefruit pink

Hurt and/or Killed by

Filmography

Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast
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