Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)
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===Nunchuck Gun → Whale=== | ===Nunchuck Gun → Whale=== | ||
| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies off, then reappears from inside the whale.}'' | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}'' |
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| + | '''If the spout is bent''' | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}'' | ||
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| + | ===Rock → Whale=== | ||
| + | :''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}'' | ||
| + | :''{The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}'' | ||
==Brainblow City Prison== | ==Brainblow City Prison== | ||
Revision as of 05:36, 19 November 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Brainblow City in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Brainblow City Set
On first arrival
- STRONG BAD: {The camera pans away from one of the City Limits signs.} Brainblow City... {The camera view changes to Strong Bad and Coach Z approaching the "city" - rather, the brick wall with a tall painted cardboard stand behind it.) ...a town as hard as steel and twice as gray. She is like a fine lady type... treat her right and she'll make you cupcakes shaped like Cold Ones, but treat her wrong and she'll kick you in the knees, step on your face with a stiletto heel, take your wallet and totally ruin your credit score.
- COACH Z: {reluctantly} Yeeaah... your woman scares me. I'll just wait here by the wall where it's safe. You go on ahead!
In extended play
- ON-SCREEN CAPTION: Set Tours: Brainblow City
- STRONG BAD: Here we are on the set of Brainblow City, the seedy underworld in which Dangeresque 3 takes place. {Looks at the city backdrop} Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life! Let's take a look around!
Brainblow City
- In extended play only
- STRONG BAD: This is one of the many matte paintings we used to make the Dangeresque 3 sets seem bigger than they actually are. {Turns to the camera} This one was actually painted by a guy named Matt!
Renaldo
Renaldo → Cutesy Buttons
- STRONG BAD: Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
- COACH Z: {infaturated} I'd just be happy to get a hug from Marzipan.
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} What?
- COACH Z: {distressed} What?! I said nothing!
- STRONG BAD: Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
- COACH Z: If she doesn't, we'll frame her for a bank robbery and send her up the river!
- STRONG BAD: That's kinda harsh!
- STRONG BAD: Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
- COACH Z: Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
- STRONG BAD: You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
- COACH Z: {unsettled} ...Uncomfortable...!
- STRONG BAD: Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
- COACH Z: Don't worry, she's an Environmental Conservationist, I'm sure she's loaded!
Renaldo → Stickanee Flower
- STRONG BAD: I heard a rumor that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found.
- COACH Z: That's fantastic! That means we won't have to travel the globe for this case like we did back in '91 when we were on the trail of the two-legged man!
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that one through too carefully.
- STRONG BAD: You know, this isn't the first time I've come in contact with the rare Stickanee flower.
- COACH Z: Are you talking about that girl in Paris again? You've gotta let that go! After all, you ended up leaving her stranded in Cairo!
- STRONG BAD: {curiously} You don't think she's still mad about that?
- COACH Z: Keep your head in the game, Dangeresque!
Agent Blue
Whale
- STRONG BAD: Pssst... Agent W. What's the inside word?
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!
- STRONG BAD: {curiously} Hmmm, yes, I have no idea what that means.
- STRONG BAD: The Eagle is in the Pantry...
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal!
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please pick up your Le Burger and French Fries and leave the tulip on the counter.
- STRONG BAD: Do I get any change?
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Please, stay the way you are.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: No more games, I'll take your rock and beat you with it.
- STRONG BAD: Come on now, let's not make this personal!
- STRONG BAD: Pssst... are you the one they call... Deep Spout?
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: On a sunny day, don't forget to bling out your power tools.
- STRONG BAD: {understandingly} Right, of course!
- STRONG BAD: Pssst... Code Blue... I need some info.
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: When in Rome, show off whatcha got.
- STRONG BAD: But I'm not in Rome!
- DRIVE-THRU WHALE: That'll be 2000 Yen.
In extended play
- STRONG BAD: Ah, the Drive-Thru Whale. {Pause} I have no idea how this got in the movie. Anyone? No? Ugh, it's probably a union thing.
Nunchuck Gun → Whale
- STRONG BAD: {Whips out his nunchuck gun} Put 'em up, dirtbag! {The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}
If the spout is bent
- STRONG BAD: {Whips out his nunchuck gun} Put 'em up, dirtbag! {The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}
Rock → Whale
- {Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}
- {The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}
Brainblow City Prison
Brainblow City Prison
- STRONG BAD: Ah, the old Brainblow City Prison. I can't tell you how many times I've broken in and out of this place. {Turns to the camera} Seriously, I can't tell you. I'm under a gag order from the courts.
In extended play
- STRONG BAD: When we came up with the idea for a jail, we knew that Bubs' Concession Stand would be the perfect location. But we were surprised to learn that it actually used to be a tiny prison, and that Bubs was the only inmate!
- BUBS: I used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in 'em to myself!
Diamonocle
In extended play
- STRONG BAD: Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
- BUBS: I don't do interviews. It's in my contract.
- STRONG BAD: What? No! This isn't an interview... it's a documentary!
- BUBS: Oh, well that's different. I get time-and-a-half for those!
- STRONG BAD: Ohhh.
Sign
- STRONG BAD: {reading the sign} Visiting hours: not now. {Turns to camera} I'm not really interested in having a face-to-face with guys I sent to the pokey anyway. They do not like it when I call it "the pokey".
- STRONG BAD: {reading the sign} Visiting hours: not now. {Turns to camera} Guess that means come back later.
City Limits
City Limits Sign
- Either sign
- STRONG BAD: I can't go any further in this direction. It's too not dangerous enough for me to bother with.
- Sign near the prison
- STRONG BAD: Looks like I've reached the Brainblow City Limits. Nothing more this way but desolate wastelands and probably tar pits.
- Sign near the car
- STRONG BAD: I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight.
Nunchuck Gun → City Limits Sign
- {First time only, and only on the sign near the prison}
- STRONG BAD: {pulls out the nunchuck gun} Okay, sign, this is border control. Do you have any fruit to declare? {A bed sheet falls out of the sign} Whoa! That's way better than fruit! {Strong Bad picks it up} Wow! Dangeresque-brand Renaldo bed sheets! They wet themselves so you don't have to!
DangeCar-esque
Cool Car
- STRONG BAD: My trusty DangeCar-esque. I've just had all its cool gadgets upgraded to cool cool gadgets! Be patient, my high performance pal, your time to shine will come soon enough! {turns away from the car} Foreshadowing!!
In extended play
- STRONG BAD: Originally, the car auto-autopilot was going to have the ability to talk back to me. But when Mr Dee Williams pulled out, we just... you know... it just didn't seem the same any more.
- HOMESTAR: {Walking past, singing to the tune of Billie Jean} Billy Dee is not my lover...
Car Chase Scene
Metal Detector
Helicopter Set
Inside
Outside
- STRONG BAD: Oh, that is just... nothing. {Walks behind the camera} Strong Sad, I told you to strike the helicopter set! {There is a thump and the camera shakes}
- STRONG SAD: Ow! I said I'll get it later!
Shark Pond
Shark Pond
- Before Credenza gets put in
- STRONG BAD: {looks directly at the water} Man, those sure are some... way under the water sharks!
- While Credenza is in the pond
- STRONG BAD: Hah! That ought to get Cutesy Buttons' attention!
- In extended play
- STRONG BAD: The shark pond set also doubles as a lava pit, a pie factory, a piranha sandwich and a curséd kiddie pool.
Plant → Shark Pond
- STRONG BAD: Okay, stupid plant. Can you swim? 'Cause you're about to get... WATERED! {Tosses the plant into the pond}
Stickanee Flower → Shark Pond
- STRONG BAD: {Holds the flower over the pond} Whoa, those sharks are going crazy over this dumb flower! I wonder if they're vegetarians. I better not get too close, I need this flower. {Puts it away}
Snap Shak
Box
- STRONG BAD: {struggles to reach for the box} I can't... quite... reach it...!
Small Rock → Box
- STRONG BAD: {Throws the rock at the box. It doesn't move} Well... that was useless.
The Stick
Stickanee Tree
- Before the flower gets picked
- STRONG BAD: The rare Stickanee. Looks like this was the last flower on the last tree. Good thing I got that Lorax framed for murder!
- After the flower gets picked
- STRONG BAD: It does look kinda plain now. Just some dead branches hangin' off.
- STRONG BAD: {anguished} Oh, what have I done?! In an attempt to save the rainforest I've wiped out an entire forest of tree!
- STRONG BAD: You know what? I don't even care. Rare plant extinctor is the 12th profession listed on my business card.
- In extended play
- STRONG BAD: I know it's impossible to tell, but the rare Stickanee Tree in this movie was actually... a-THE STICK! The Stick spent nine hours a day with a team of seven make-up artists, thirteen puppeteers, and seven... er, key grips, just to complete the illusion.
Diet Cola → Stickanee Tree
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Here you go, little stick. {Pours cola on the stick, causing it to produce a box of cereal} Whoa! You sprouted a... something!
Knife → Stickanee Tree
- If Strong Bad does not have a branch
- STRONG BAD: Don't worry, The Stick, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Actually, that's a really big lie I just told you right there just now. {Pulls out the knife and swings it past the Stick, producing a branch lying on the ground}
- If Strong Bad already has a branch
- STRONG BAD: I'm not THAT cruel. No need to hack off another branch when I already have one!
Branch
Cereal Box
- STRONG BAD: {Takes the box} This actually looks like a nutritious part of your healthy breakfast, and not at all like a cheap marketing tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie!
Flower
- STRONG BAD: This must be the rare Stickanee flower that Professor Experimento needs for the formula. I'll just carefully remove this last delicate blossom... {takes it}
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