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'''STRONG BAD:''' And there's probably one like... | '''STRONG BAD:''' And there's probably one like... | ||
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between Goblin Keep Sieges?<br /> | between Goblin Keep Sieges?<br /> | ||
-N.D.</blockquote> | -N.D.</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad picks up a drawing of a goblin with the caption "GOBLiN KEEP SiEGE" when he says "Goblin Keep Sieges."}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' The only time I know of when being mean isn't the best choice is when someone is holding a ''really'' tall ice cream cone. | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to the Field. Homestar has an ice cream cone that towers above the top of the screen.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey wow, Homestar. That's a great same-shirt-you-always-wear you have on today. | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR:''' Thanks, Strong Bad. Did you want some of my... | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad approaches him and kicks him in the leg, sending the ice cream cone flying and landing on his face in pieces.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Pwahahahahaha! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut back to the Lappy.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, wait. Being mean is the best choice there too. Look, this is clearly not a job for me Nice Dad (translation: Uncool Dad). When it comes to teaching kids about good behavior and choices and various other words from parenting books, there's only one place to look for answers, the Drama Club! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to the King of Town in the Classroom. The camera "rotates" around him until it faces him straight-on.}'' | ||
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| + | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Listen up, class. Instead of watching me doze off for the last ten minutes like we usually do, I've got a special treat for you all today. The drama club is going to perform a state-required skit about being nice, so we can avoid losing our accreditation! Now, give it up... for Coach Z's Nicetown Players! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to the side of the room. The lights dim as Coach Z, Marzipan, and Strong Mad enter. They get into various still poses. A couple claps are heard.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You suck. | ||
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| + | ''{Slow music begins to play. A spotlight goes up on Coach Z.}'' | ||
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| + | '''COACH Z:''' Oh, man. What a great pratty. I wonder what kid's house this is. | ||
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| + | ''{The spotlight goes out, and another one comes up on Marzipan.}'' | ||
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| + | '''MARZIPAN:''' I wonder if he likes me. Will I make the team? I wish my parents would stop fighting. | ||
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| + | ''{The spotlight goes out, and a third comes up on Strong Mad.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG MAD:''' IS THIS MY CUE? | ||
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
Revision as of 16:09, 8 September 2008
| Strong Bad Email #199 |
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Nice Dad comes to Strong Bad for advice on teaching his kids... not to be like Strong Bad.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Coach Z, Marzipan, Strong Mad
Places: Computer Room, The Field, The Classroom
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Monday, September 8, 2008
Running Time:
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: I had to pay my doctor just to have my email removed. A-so smooth.
Dear Strong Bad,
I know you think that being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach
my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about
being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the
best choice. Thanks!
-Nice Dad
STRONG BAD: {typing} You're coming to me for nice lessons? You expect me to tell your wussy kids that being mean isn't the best choice? I wonder what other gems are in your sent-mail outbox.
{Strong bad types in other_gems.exe, bringing up another email, accompanied by a ding.}
Dear Hungry Shark,
I'm trying to teach my wounded, bleeding sea lions that
tearing other creatures apart is not the answer, and I
immediately thought of you!!
Your Pal,
-Nice Dad
{Strong Bad picks up a drawing of a bloody-toothed shark at a computer with the caption "HUNGRY SHARK EMAiLS" when he says "thought of you."}
STRONG BAD: And there's probably one like...
{Strong Bad types more_other_gems.exe as he says this, bringing up a third email.}
Hey 42-year-old game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents,
It's me, Nice Dad! The boys need a lesson about
responsibility and personal hygiene. Got time to stop by tonight
between Goblin Keep Sieges?
-N.D.
{Strong Bad picks up a drawing of a goblin with the caption "GOBLiN KEEP SiEGE" when he says "Goblin Keep Sieges."}
STRONG BAD: {typing} The only time I know of when being mean isn't the best choice is when someone is holding a really tall ice cream cone.
{Cut to the Field. Homestar has an ice cream cone that towers above the top of the screen.}
STRONG BAD: Hey wow, Homestar. That's a great same-shirt-you-always-wear you have on today.
HOMESTAR: Thanks, Strong Bad. Did you want some of my...
{Strong Bad approaches him and kicks him in the leg, sending the ice cream cone flying and landing on his face in pieces.}
STRONG BAD: Pwahahahahaha!
{Cut back to the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Oh, wait. Being mean is the best choice there too. Look, this is clearly not a job for me Nice Dad (translation: Uncool Dad). When it comes to teaching kids about good behavior and choices and various other words from parenting books, there's only one place to look for answers, the Drama Club!
{Cut to the King of Town in the Classroom. The camera "rotates" around him until it faces him straight-on.}
THE KING OF TOWN: Listen up, class. Instead of watching me doze off for the last ten minutes like we usually do, I've got a special treat for you all today. The drama club is going to perform a state-required skit about being nice, so we can avoid losing our accreditation! Now, give it up... for Coach Z's Nicetown Players!
{Cut to the side of the room. The lights dim as Coach Z, Marzipan, and Strong Mad enter. They get into various still poses. A couple claps are heard.}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} You suck.
{Slow music begins to play. A spotlight goes up on Coach Z.}
COACH Z: Oh, man. What a great pratty. I wonder what kid's house this is.
{The spotlight goes out, and another one comes up on Marzipan.}
MARZIPAN: I wonder if he likes me. Will I make the team? I wish my parents would stop fighting.
{The spotlight goes out, and a third comes up on Strong Mad.}
STRONG MAD: IS THIS MY CUE?
