being mean
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- | + | [[Image:gn robot.png|thumb|"Now spell 'Carp for brains.'"]] | |
- | + | Nice Dad comes to Strong Bad for advice on teaching his kids... not to be like Strong Bad. | |
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+ | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Marzipan}} | ||
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+ | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]] | ||
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+ | {{Comp|Lappy 486}} | ||
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+ | '''Date:''' Monday, September 8, 2008 | ||
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+ | '''Running Time:''' | ||
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+ | '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486! | ||
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+ | == Transcript == | ||
+ | {{inprogress}} | ||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' | ||
+ | I had to pay my doctor just to have my email removed. A-so smooth. | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad,<br /> | ||
+ | I know you think that being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach<br /> | ||
+ | my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about<br /> | ||
+ | being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the<br /> | ||
+ | best choice. Thanks!<br /> | ||
+ | -Nice Dad</blockquote> | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You're coming to ''me'' for nice lessons? You expect me to tell your wussy kids that being mean isn't the best choice? I wonder what other gems are in your sent-mail outbox. | ||
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+ | ''{Strong bad types in other_gems.exe, bringing up another email, accompanied by a ding.}'' | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="email">Dear Hungry Shark,<br /> | ||
+ | I'm trying to teach my wounded, bleeding sea lions that<br /> | ||
+ | tearing other creatures apart is not the answer, and I<br /> | ||
+ | immediately thought of you!!<br /> | ||
+ | Your Pal,<br /> | ||
+ | -Nice Dad</blockquote> | ||
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+ | ''{Strong Bad picks up a drawing of a bloody-toothed shark at a computer when he says "thought of you."}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' And there's probably one like... | ||
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+ | ''{Strong Bad types more_other_gems.exe as he says this, bringing up a third email.}'' | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="email">Hey 42-year-old game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents,<br /> | ||
+ | It's me, Nice Dad! The boys need a lesson about<br /> | ||
+ | responsibility and personal hygiene. Got time to stop by tonight<br /> | ||
+ | between Goblin Keep Sieges?<br /> | ||
+ | -N.D.</blockquote> | ||
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+ | == Easter Eggs == | ||
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+ | == Fun Facts == | ||
+ | ===Remarks=== | ||
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+ | ===Inside References=== | ||
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+ | ===Real-World References=== | ||
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+ | == External Links == | ||
+ | *[[HR:sbemail199.html|watch "being mean"]] | ||
+ | *[[HR:sbemail199.swf|view the Flash file for "being mean"]] | ||
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+ | {{Strong Bad Email}} | ||
+ | [[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]] |
Revision as of 15:52, 8 September 2008
Strong Bad Email #69 |
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Nice Dad comes to Strong Bad for advice on teaching his kids... not to be like Strong Bad.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Coach Z, Marzipan
Places: Computer Room, The Field, The Classroom
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Monday, September 8, 2008
Running Time:
Page Title: Lappy 486!
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: I had to pay my doctor just to have my email removed. A-so smooth.
Dear Strong Bad,
I know you think that being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach
my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about
being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the
best choice. Thanks!
-Nice Dad
STRONG BAD: {typing} You're coming to me for nice lessons? You expect me to tell your wussy kids that being mean isn't the best choice? I wonder what other gems are in your sent-mail outbox.
{Strong bad types in other_gems.exe, bringing up another email, accompanied by a ding.}
Dear Hungry Shark,
I'm trying to teach my wounded, bleeding sea lions that
tearing other creatures apart is not the answer, and I
immediately thought of you!!
Your Pal,
-Nice Dad
{Strong Bad picks up a drawing of a bloody-toothed shark at a computer when he says "thought of you."}
STRONG BAD: And there's probably one like...
{Strong Bad types more_other_gems.exe as he says this, bringing up a third email.}
Hey 42-year-old game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents,
It's me, Nice Dad! The boys need a lesson about
responsibility and personal hygiene. Got time to stop by tonight
between Goblin Keep Sieges?
-N.D.