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    <line start="15" end="60" speaker="strongbad">OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!!</line>
    <line start="61" end="158" speaker="sfx">heavy metal music plays</line>
    <line start="161" end="224" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?</line>
    <line start="236" end="287" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, You have done so many of these e-mails"</line>
    <line start="290" end="364" speaker="strongbad">"which one would you say is the best, or your personal favorite. Thanks, Hockeyjockeymannooh... whatever"</line>
    <line start="370" end="428" speaker="strongbad">Well, Hockeyfriend, my emails are like my childrens. I love them all!</line>
    <line start="434" end="477" speaker="strongbad">But if I had to play favorites... Let's see...</line>
    <line start="480" end="537" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">There's that one where they asked what I'd do if I was invis-able, and I got to punch Homestar in the gut.</line>
    <line start="538" end="556" speaker="homestar">Oh, hey guys. Ooh!</line>
    <line start="567" end="600" speaker="homestar">Owww! Those things are bad for you.</line>
    <line start="601" end="628" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, and that one where my computer exploded.</line>
    <line start="629" end="656">
        <sfx>explosion</sfx>
        <strongbad>AHHHHHHHHHHH!</strongbad>
    </line>
    <line start="663" end="694" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then there's that one where Bubs built the Strong Bad Robot</line>
    <line start="697" end="727" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">out of a box of Grape-Nuts and a Speak and Spell.</line>
    <line start="729" end="778" speaker="graperobot">(metallic voice) Now spell "Come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister."</line>
    <line start="782" end="808" speaker="strongbad">No way! That sounds just like me!</line>
    <line start="812" end="852" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And that time where that girl wrote in and I drank a glass of soy sauce</line>
    <line start="853" end="880" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and thought I could fly Bubs' Concession Stand.</line>
    <line start="886" end="976" speaker="strongbad">Whoohooo! Clear the launchway, man. We're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOOON!</line>
    <line start="999" end="1031" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and who could forget... TAPE-LEG TWO!</line>
    <line start="1035" end="1098" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh and how 'bout that one where I left such a good prank call on Marzipan's answering machine that it exploded?</line>
    <line start="1099" end="1115" speaker="strongbad">PRANK CALL!!</line>
    <line start="1134" end="1181" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then there's that really old one that asked what my favorite phrase was.</line>
    <line start="1182" end="1207">
    <strongbad sfx="sfx">in an old-style voice</strongbad>
    <strongbad>I like-a to say, "Holy crap!"</strongbad>
    </line>
    <line start="1209" end="1246">
    <homestar sfx="sfx">in an old-style voice</homestar>
    <homestar>Oh no, it's a Strong Baaaaad!</homestar>
    </line>
    <line start="1248" end="1293" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the one where Pom Pom and Coach Z got in that knife fight on the stone bridge.</line>
    <line start="1295" end="1327" speaker="coachz">Hoo-ah! Woo-ghi! I'm a blade-man, man!</line>
    <line start="1328" end="1380" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then the one where The Cheat drank a glass of soy sauce and tried to eat Bubs' Concession Stand.</line>
    <line start="1381" end="1404" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises and growls</line>
    <line start="1405" end="1458" speaker="strongbad">Hold on tight, The Cheat— we're blastin' offa TO THE MOOOOOOOON!</line>
    <line start="1459" end="1504" speaker="strongbad">So that's it, Soccerdude. That's pretty much the cream of the crop.</line>
    <line start="1508" end="1577" speaker="strongbad">There might be a few other good ones but uh, if you ask me it doesn't get any better than that Grape Nuts robot.</line>
    <line start="1586" end="1635" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so.. OHHHHHH THAT'S THE END!!</line>
    <line start="1636" end="1654" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">imitates a guitar</line>
    <line start="1655" end="1685" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, which button was it...?</line>
    <line start="1688" end="1700" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
    <line start="1727" end="1834" speaker="sfx">heavy metal music from beginning plays</line>
    <line start="1862" end="1890" speaker="graperobot">Now spell "Carp for brains."</line>
    <line start="1903" end="1940" speaker="graperobot">Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts.</line>
    <line start="1960" end="2002" speaker="graperobot">Now spell "Douuuuuuuuble Deuce."</line>
    <line start="2015" end="2047" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">How about that time when Gavin wouldn't leave me alone?</line>
    <line start="2048" end="2075" speaker="strongbad">Get outta here, man, I'm checking my email!</line>
    <line start="2088" end="2135" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">There was that one where the G and U keys were the only ones that weren't broken.</line>
    <line start="2138" end="2222" speaker="strongbad">guUU gu guu uuUUUuu gugug ug ug UG gu gu Gu gu</line>
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